"How do I do this?"
"Well, generally, you get down on one knee and-"
"I know how! I just – What if she hates it?"
"What? The idea of marrying you? I wouldn't blame her…"
"No, you idiot! The ring! Do you think it's too simple? Oh my god, what if I got it wrong?"
"Well, it might be a bit late to change that…"
"You're not helping!"
"Calm down, will you? And sit before you knock something over!"
"Okay. Alright. Calm? I'm calm. Really. The ring's-"
"The ring's fine!"
"Oh, and you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?"
"Look, it's not my fault it was a bit small! And I thought we agreed not to mention it?"
*sulky silence*
"Finally… he shuts up…"
"She's going to hate it."
"Oh. My. God. Will you stop your moaning, it'll be fine!"
"Like you're one to talk! I swear my ear's still suffering from your nonstop worrying."
"Yeah, well…"
"You had nothing to worry about, anyway! She's absolutely smitten with you."
"What… and your soon-to-be-wife isn't?"
"That's not the point! It's the concept of the thing!"
"…now you've just gone back to your meaningless prattle."
"I don't even know why I bother. You are definitely not helping."
"Am I supposed to be?"
*glares and sulks*
"Just go get ready and stop worrying so much, idiot. It' will be fine. As long as you don't, you know, drop the ring or trip onto her or-"
"Arthur!"
.:`:.
A/N: Now, that was fun to write. *grins* Poor Merlin. First time I try an all-dialogue fic. Was it good? Should I do more? I'm up for any suggestions :D I've got a couple of ideas in mind but they're not that good. Soo~ review! I know you want to… :P
~izzy