And The Beast Cometh

Chapter 13

Timey-Whimey! We Need A Blue Box

"So doc what's the word? Can I finally head out of here," Naruto asked the doctor who was overseeing his recovery.

"Mr. Shinobi," the doctor said with an exasperated look, "while your wounds have healed over I still can't clear you to leave. You are still suffering from extreme exhaustion and you will not tell us what is causing your seizures. I can not allow you to leave."

Naruto sighed while nodding, "whelp, I thought that's what you would say. So," Naruto waved with a smile before poofing out of existence.

"Why on earth does he keep doing this," the doctor questioned herself while walking over to a communication panel and pressing a button, "J'onn."

"Yes doctor Thompkins," J'onn asked his facing taking up the view screen.

"That moron did it again," doctor Thompkins said causing J'onn to smirk, "if Bruce wasn't paying me so well I'd kill him. And probably all of you. You lot are the worst patients ever!"

J'onn's smirk got a bit bigger before commenting, "I will let the other members know of his escape again. But you must admit life isn't dull with him around."

Doctor Thompkins nodded with a smile before leaving the room knowing it would take them at least two to three hours to find her blonde patient and return him.

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"So you escaped again," Batman half glared and half smirked at the blonde currently eating ramen at his and Green Lantern's table.

"Yeah," Naruto said in between slurps, "do you have any idea how boring laying in a hospital bed is? I had to get out, and I really should get back to earth soon."

"Listen kid," John began with his normal authoritative tone, "the doctors are here to help, but if ya don't let em they can't do much."

Naruto placed his fourth bowl down while picking up his fifth, "I know that, but with my wounds healed I just need to get back to earth. Solid ground, get some of the pent up energy out." Naruto was still refusing to explain his seizures to anyone and was causing his stay in the medical bay to prolong.

"Maybe if you just told Leslie what the deal with the tremors is she would let you go," Bruce said with narrowed eyes.

"Nope," Naruto said popping the 'p', "they aren't anything to worry about and nobody's business but my own." Naruto began to slurp his noodles down again but noticed neither said anything to him in reference to his comment which he thought was weird. Taking a pause from stuffing his face he looked to them and saw they were both staring into the line of people gathering food, particularly at a hero Naruto has never seen and Wonder Woman.

"Diana's carrying a grudge I see," Lantern said with a frown.

"She'll get over it," Bruce began, "how bout you? You carrying anything?"

Lantern's eyes became as wide as saucers by Bruce's questions and immediately responded, "what? Shayera? We're cool, We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen now, I'm very happy thank you very much."

Bruce smirked, "uh-huh."

Naruto looked between the two before asking, "is Shayera the one with the wings? And what's the deal? She your ex or something? Is Diana your ex or something. Confused ninja over here."

John was now really worried someone might have overheard the blonde, "not exactly kid. Shayera is the one with wings. We were kinda seeing each other then her people tried to blow up the earth. Things went down and she left the league. She's back now but not all of the league is happy about that. One of them being Diana." After John finished explaining he got a bit of an evil idea and quickly add, "but if Diana is gonna be anyone's ex, the most likely person is Bruce."

Naruto looked to the glaring Batman, "is there something going on between you two?"

"No," he said with finality, "she's a respected colleague and friend." "

Uh-hun," Green Lantern said with a smirk.

"I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend," and that's when Bruce noticed Naruto's and John's looks, "she's standing right behind me, isn't she?"

Diana giggled a bit setting her food down, "don't let that stop you, keep digging."

AN: 1/24/2016

So not dead. Dialog has been a bit changed up along with the writing format. Now then I figured I've been evil enough via work and keeping my head above metephorcial water and I want to be clear...not doing this for the reviews. I want to finish this story. Plan and simple. I got the bug the other day and I say let's kick this pig!

One more extra until D-Day…...the Extended summary for Season2/Arch2/Book2Fuckit2

TV Announcer: "Lex Luthor is nominating himself in the run for President!"

"President! Ha! By the time I am done with everything I will be god," Luthor smirked at his TV while sipping a glowing green drink of some kind.

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"This is J'onn to all sectors! The Armory has been breached! I repeat the Armory has been breached! Everyone be on the lookout for the Annihilator Armor!"

The Watchtower was a buzz with activity as heroes and technicians ran and scurried about looking for the introducers and armor.

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"What do you mean she's not a girl?! Diana, did you see the breasts on that woman," Hawkgirl asked the Amazon next to her.

"I have to agree with your friend dear," her mother Hippolyta agreed, "I still don't see why didn't want to become an honorary amazon?"

"Be cause she is a he!"

"Diana, when we get back we need to get your eyes checked," Shayera said patting her fellow heroine on the shoulder.

"I swear to the almighty Hera, I will kill you when we get back NARUKO!"

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"Wintergreen? Can't say I'm not surprised to see you," Naruto said as he stepped off his tractor to look at the British butler assassin.

"And I can, since I came looking for you," the old man's voice rang of humor.

"Well Salde is dead and you don't strike me as the vengeful," Naruto mumbled, "so why are you looking for me?"

"I am here at an invitation of another," Wintergreen said with a smile, "I believe you know her as, ughm, 'Queen Bitch'."

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"You want me to work for Cadmus," Naruto asked completely shocked by Waller's question.

"Not Cadmus, but for the government. In the past we assembled villains to do some of our dirty work, and that probably won't ever change for black ops. But we could use people like you who are more willing to be in the public eye to do more….revealing work," Waller shot back.

"You want to replace the Justice League don't you," Naruto questioned the woman in front of him. Her lack of response was all he needed. "If you did replace the Justice League with some government run bullshit….you're gonna have more problems than you could believe."

"We already have enough problems with you Super Heroes as it is," her voice dripping with sarcasm. "We are merely seeking to control a situation before it gets out of hand. Make no mistake Mr. Uzumaki, there is a war coming. And soon it will be time to pick a side."

"If that will be all, I'll head back to my farm now," Naruto said standing and leaving.

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Newscaster: "And today marked the unveiling of a new government run organization called RANGER. It is a highly controversial addition to the police force as it is an all metahuman section with national jurisdiction. Others are complaining about some of the members on the squad and their use of questionable force.

"And who's on the squad currently Sandy," another Newscaster asked as the tv flashed to her for a moment.

Reverting back to the original newscaster Sandy, the woman continued. "you have Ravager, Katanah, Starfire which shocked a lot of people when she left the Titans, Black Lighting, Major Force, and oh my goodness Carola you won't believe the final two."

"Who are they," the other newscaster shouted in excitement.

"One of Gotham's most controversial and less seen heroes, Red Hood. But that isn't even the most shocking Carola, as the other member is Captain Nathaniel Adams, ex-Justice League member know as Captain Atom."

"What does this mean for the League," Wally asked as the TV was turned off. The other original members quite, not sure what to say.

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"It's over," Captain Atom said to Superman as the two stood in a standoff in the air of Metropolis. "Luthor's President now and the law has been passed. You either stand down, or we take you in. No more vigilantism."

"Luthor's using you! We have evidence that he's planning to try and take over the world! We have to stop him, just because he is President doesn't mean he is untouchable by justice," Superman shouted back.

"The he will face the system Superman and not the vigilante," Captain Atom shot back still standing in Superman's way.

"I don't have time for this," Superman growled frustrated, and then charged.

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"My how the mighty have fallen," Luthor said with a smirk. "Once you figure out how to mold kryptonite radiation, not even the mighty Superman can stand against you!" Luthor was wearing his war suit, but it was much sleeker. It was his newest model. Completely powered by the kryptonite radiation that was pouring off him in lethal doses. Made out of the metal of the gods and built off the design of the Annihilator Armor.

All Superman could do was gurgle as the mad man held him in place, the kryptonite completely draining him, "I am going to enjoy killing you."

Suddenly he was forcibly removed from Superman by a kick to the face. Recovering Luthor saw it was the new hero Shinobi, "my, my, come to save the day brat? I bet I could kill even you in this beautiful suit! Let me show you freaks what humanity can do! Let me show you what genius can do!

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