Author Note :

I have returned! First order of business, I wish to extend my most sincere apologies to all my readers. I've been insanely busy with my school life, and my summer holyday was spent in a (ultimately unsuccessful) search for a company that'd offer me an internship for this year. I should have a bit more free time though, so I'll do my best to provide more updates.

Secondly, I'd like to thank all my readers, past, present and future, for several reasons. First, as you may or may not know, I'm not a native speaker, I'm actually French, and writting on this site has helped my level tremendously. I wouldn't have gotten where I am without you guys. Second, all the writting you motivated me into doing has also helped me decide on my future career path : web redactor. Once again, thanks to you all for your support and your patience.

Thirdly, I feel I should warn you. All the stops are coming off, the crackiness of this fic will soon shoot through the roof.

Fourthly, Yamanaka Ino, Chosen of Sheogorath, was brought to you by the kind contribution of dear mister Phasehand. Have some cheese.

Fifthly : As this is the first thing I publish since its official establishment, I feel I really, REALLY need to bring your attention to the Hivemind, a merry little band of authors, namely Solvdrage, the more-or-less-active-but-still-writing-somehow Dread Knight N7, and lastly me. Lots of good fics from my two fellow, I tell you. Feel free to nag N7 into writing more.

Summary : Naruto is the Overlord, the heir of a family of powerful, ramen eating, harem forming badasses. Shenanigans ensue. No, I'm not going to elaborate.

Naruto whistled happily as he trudged down the street, skipping his way to the lingerie shop. Hinata-chan had noticed that Haku-chan was seriously lacking in sexy lingerie and had sent him to correct the situation while she explained the house rules to his new mistress. Naruto regretted a bit the fact he couldn't be present, because he was certain it involved lots of nudity and girl on girl action, but scrolls recovered from the ruins noted that the head mistress had to be alone when 'explaining the rules' to the new mistresses. Besides, he knew he'd get lots of action as a reward for bringing back the load of lingerie, so he did his appointed task without complaint.

He quickly reached the lingerie shop and, though the clerk was a bit reluctant, quickly bought what was needed. He chose to go for lacy, ice blue lingerie. It may seem pretty unimaginative, but he knew it'd look sexy as fuck on his little love tool. She'd love it. Besides, it kept to the whole 'cold' theme she had going on (despite being very, very warm). Of course, the clerk was very surprised (and a little disturbed) that Naruto could give Haku's measurements without even looking at any note, but she gave Naruto his order soon enough. And so, a whistling Naruto was on his way back home, quietly celebrating the week of rest the old man had given the teams. Yes, he wouldn't get tail immediately, but he'd have the rest of the week to bask in an orgy of sex and sensuality. So … yeah, the close future looked damn good and sexy.

However, as he was walking through the village, Naruto saw something that made him pause. A fur cloak. Now, why would it make him pause you ask? Well, deep in his depraved and sex-obsessed mind, a connection was made, one that would make no sense to anyone else. He connected the fur cloak with the lingerie in the bag he was carrying, and his brain followed a simplistic road.

Lingerie sexy – naked girl in fur cloak sexier – girl in lingerie under fur cloak ultra sexy – fur lingerie BEND OVER SWEETY YOU'RE GONNA SQUEAL.

His lustful mind made up, Naruto dashed at frightening speed, reaching the portal to his castle in an instant, and quickly zapping back home. He gave the bag full of lingerie to a minion and ordered the thing to put it in front of the master bedroom's door and make sure no one opened the bag. Then, he started to track Gnarl like a bloodhound, intent on claiming what he wanted. He quickly found the old minion barking orders at a group of browns that were rebuilding another building in the village below the castle to house more ROOT agents.

"Gnarl!" He exclaimed, his voice powerful and full of authority. "Do we have portals to regions with furry creatures?"

"Most certainly sire, they were established a long time ago for better access to some resources."

"Umm, then why didn't my ancestors use them to evacuate?" Asked Naruto, curiosity temporarily pushing aside his lust for furry lingerie.

"An unexpected turn of event my Lord, some Kumo shinobi managed to sneak in and sabotage the Tower Heart. It took us ages to gather the parts and rebuild it, and even longer to reactivate it."

"But how did they sneak in?" Asked Naruto in astonishment.

"Ummm …" Gnarl looked uncomfortable. "They put on lingerie and seduced a few Uzumaki …"

Naruto looked at Gnarl with a blank face for a few moments, before a cheery smile appeared on his face. "Alright, I'll have to work on a seal to put on every girl from an enemy village that tries to sleep with an Uzumaki. It'll force them to tell the truth when asked a question and stop them from harming the Uzumaki clan in any way! And I'll probably throw in a bit to make them more sensitive during sex."

"A good idea my Lord."

"Yeah, well, anyway, those portals are active?"

"Yes sir."

"Good. I'll take a bunch of minions and go hunting!"

And so, Naruto darted toward the minion dens, intent on gathering a force of minions to slaughter lots of cute and fluffy animals in the name of lust.

After Gnarl managed to catch up to Naruto and explained to him what to expect at the portal he had chosen, and thus pushed him to take the right equipment, the Overlord was standing at the portal room, calmly recounting everything Gnarl had told him. The climate was very cold apparently, so he had added some fur padding to his armour, and given some fur vests to his minions, there was also a village there that apparently was friendly with the previous overlords so it might be worth looking there. The keep where the portal was had probably fallen to the elements sadly.

A quick check with Gibblet had allowed him to pack one keep summoning stone to replace the fallen one and four outpost summoning stone just in case. His tachi was secured to his belt, his pouch filled with scrolls containing supplies, and the seals on his belt stuffed full of equipment. Gnarl had finally found the scrolls explaining how to use some of the built in seals in the gauntlet, and he had practiced a bit with them. This would be the perfect occasion to try those out. When he finally stepped on the portal, he did so as a conqueror.

The crowd of minion gathered behind him, babbling stupidly, waving around their weapons, still mostly crude stuff. Once Naruto was certain all his vanguard was in place, he sent chakra to the portal, activating it and sending him to his destination. The first thing he noticed was the bitter cold; the second was the screams and the sounds of stone being broken. His gaze swept the room and stopped on two men, clad in furs and wielding stone hammers. They had been pummelling at a statue of an overlord, but were now looking at the group in surprise. They began to scream hatefully at Naruto in a tongue he knew not. One of them charged at him, his hammer raised high, his face a mask of fury. Naruto cared not. These men had desecrated a statue of his ancestor, they would PAY.

With a hand gesture, Naruto instructed the rowdy minions into staying where they were before taking four steps forward. The man was almost upon him, already aiming a blow at Naruto's helmet, but the boy simply unsheathed his tachi with his right hand, sweeping it faster than the untrained human eye could follow, cleaving the man in half at the waist. He rose his left hand and, with a pulse of chakra to the seals inside the gauntlet, activated one of the attacks. 'shinra tensei' resonated in his mind as the two halves of the fool that tried to attack him flew back. The second man darted from the room, screaming in panic. Naruto didn't care. He would exterminate them all for daring to attack the statue of an overlord. So, with cold fury, Naruto stalked out of the room, a quick flick of his wrist calling the minions back to him. He walked out of the portal room and found a group of warriors, barely ten of them, forming up a hasty defence. He sneered as he walked closer to them, his cape bellowing in the cold wind that raced through the old fort. One of them, the leader it seemed, stepped forward and pointed at Naruto, his primitive spear, apparently tipped with fangs tied together, gripped tightly in his other hand.

"You no welcome here demon! Go back before dead!"

"Oh, so you want to talk, do you?" Ground out Naruto. "You made a mistake, destroying my ancestor's statue."

"You no demon …" the man realized. "you human, human can die!" He began speaking to his men, a smile on his face. He probably relayed that discovery, because their grip on their weapons tightened, and confident smiles came to their faces. Naruto didn't stop walking. Instead, he began to radiate his chakra and killing intent, robbing these men of all courage.

"You think you can beat me? You think you can kill me? I AM UZUMAKI NARUTO, THE OVERLORD, AND I HAVE COME FOR YOUR LIVES!" He roared, reactivating the voice modifying seal in his mempo.

The warriors quivered, three dropped the weapons and tried to run, only to die with a kunai in their necks. Naruto disappeared from view, and reappeared a heartbeat later, his sword shearing through the neck of the leader. The minions overwhelmed the rest, clubbing them to death with extreme brutality. It was not enough. Naruto walked forward, only to arrive at the courtyard of the keep. On the other side, he could see the open door, showing a fight between the tribe living in this keep and another tribe. His musings were broken when he felt a surge of chakra. He turned to look at the source, and saw a shaman (presumably) dressed much like the others but with added bones and bobbles. Suddenly, searing pain surged through Naruto as he felt like the shaman's energy was trying to pull something out of him. With a beastly cry, Naruto saw the world go black.

Naruto opened his eyes violently, looking around to assess his situation. He was in a strange place, with corridors lavishly decorated, an erotic style permeating the place. The walls were covered in deep red velvet, gold inlays showing here and there, lascivious marble statues and decadent paintings lining the walls. He noted with some curiosity and discomfort that a serious amount of the decorations featuring naked women had Hinata, Haku or beautiful women he had seen before as their focus, with Hinata and Haku holding the top spot.

He began walking forward, a frown on his face, but the deeper into this unknown place he walked, the more depraved and … pleasing … the decoration got. One of the pillars was shaped like Hinata, screaming in pleasure, her legs wrapped around the waist of himself, and her arms drawn up, completing the pillar. The pillar on the other side of the corridor showed Haku, her arms held above her with chains, being claimed from behind by a Naruto who played with her breasts. The fact that the pillar was architecturally impossible made the Overlord question the exact place he was in. He continued however because, no matter how pleasing the sight of all this porn about his mates was, his life might very well be in danger.

He arrived at a large, very large room. The roof of the room was high and vaulted, the keystone shaped to look like an Uzumaki clan symbol. The vaults themselves were shaped like Hinata, her face one of ecstasy, her back arched in delight, her breasts pushed out, her beautiful thighs squeezed, one slightly above the other … delightful. She looked exactly like she did when Naruto got her off with his fingers. Naruto liked this room very much. However, the second part of the room was … a bit ominous. Starting at the two pillars farther from the door, a long, dark red curtain fell from the ceiling to the floor, slightly parted in the middle and revealing a golden door of enormous proportions. Each of the shining bars was as large as the statues from the corridors, glistening with eldritch energies that moved in convoluted ways, tracing what Naruto recognized as a seal of incredible power.

"I greet thee, host of mine." Came a rumbling voice from beyond the bars. "Your hospitality is greater than your predecessor's. The cell you have procured me certainly is more … comfortable."

"Umm, but, didn't we meet already earlier last year?" Noted Naruto in confusion.

"No, what you faced was but an illusion, a glamour I used to hide myself, bid my time, and decide if you were worthy of my attention. I have deemed you so."

"I see. Then I formally greet you, Otsutsuki Kurama-sama." Said Naruto respectfully, now guessing where he was. "I am pleased to learn your stay here has been … tolerable."

"Otsutsuki? You would call me by that name?" Came the fox's surprised and pleased inquiry. "You surprise me, my jailor. Where have you learned this name?" He asked as the darkness lifted from his side of the bars, revealing him in all his nine-tailed glory, sitting comfortably on a large and fluffy cushion.

"Gnarl was pretty exhaustive in teaching me the origins of my clan."

"Ah, Gnarl, little imp he is, but fiercely loyal. I should have expected that a child of Nemu would realize my position. Now, my jailor, since you know who I am … what will you do?"

"Well, first I'd like to have confirmation you won't turn Konoha into a crater, I kind of intend to have my yet-to-be-born babies live there. Well, part-time. But still."

"That would be difficult. This village will aim to rob me of freedom and free will, to jail me in yet another cell and deny me all comfort, even that of my own thoughts."

"And if I find a way to change that?"

The fox seemed to ponder the situation for a few moments, eyeing Naruto calculatingly.

"You have pleased me, by calling me by my father's name. I shall hear your offer."

"I can say I managed to find and remove a seal on you that was clouding your thoughts. Since you are basically Nature's Wrath incarnate, and thus pure chakra, it'd be credible to think the 'seal' would have remained on you, even after being trapped here."

"Go on."

"Then I say that, out of gratitude, you accepted to not attack Konoha again, or even defend it if you want. Then, I could devise a seal that would act like an anchor point for your being and place it in Whirlpool. Your essence would be placed inside, but you'd be able to leave at any moment and do your stuff. Kinda like a cage, only wide open."

"That … is impossible." Said a clearly gob smacked. "That would be in complete violation of every laws of fuinjutsu ever established! Impossible I say!"

"Impossible means slightly longer than usual in the Uzumaki dictionary." Answered Naruto in full seriousness. Kurama threw his head back and let out a series of howl somewhere between a hurricane and a rockslide. It took Naruto a full second to realize the fox was laughing his tails off.

"You amuse me greatly, Uzumaki Naruto. I feel your honesty, so I shall grant you the boon of my power. Do stop the annoyance prodding at our gate though. Such meddling causes my patience to run thin."

Naruto's eyes snapped open and a new energy coursed through him. He howled an earth shattering cry, and shattered the energy wrapped around him. Out of instinct, he channelled and molded the new energy, the new and powerful chakra flowing through him, and morphed it into a giant fox head. With a dash, he was near the shaman, with a sweep of his arm, the old fool was cut in two by the fox's maw. His minions were already swarming the defenders, beating them to death. For some reason, the opposing tribe seemed invigorated by his presence and that of the minions, fighting with furious abandon and taking down the heathen that dared defile his precious ancestor's statue in conjunction with the minions. As he came closer to the frontline, he understood why.

"FOR THE OVERLORD!" Screamed a cute little thing. She was about 16, wearing blue clothes lined with fur like her tribesmates, tanned like everyone here, her hair gathered in a tress, with two locks coming from behind her ears and brought along her face, secured to her bangs by a little piece of jewellery. Despite the baggy clothes, Naruto could tell she had a nice figure. All in all, his thoughts could be summarized as 'I'd tap that.'

It was at this moment that a horde of minions surged from the keep, arms raised in gleeful malevolence. It wasn't all that hard to distinguish the good guys (from his point of view), from the others, the Blue Guys (as Naruto inventively dubbed them) were the only ones to wear coloured clothes, the others had just furs. Well, now the enemy also had coloured clothes, but in lots of pretty shades of red. Naruto decided to step toward his welcoming committee while his minions took care of the opposition. Of course, he butchered the four idiots that tried to attack him on the way, but those are not important.

The blue tribe had apparently beaten their opponents at the front gate, because they were now charging through the gate to help his minions (good boys, he'd have to get them biscuits or something). The girl, however, stopped right in front of him and fell to her knees, bowing to him until her forehead rested on the snow. She had an accent when she talked, but it was kinda nice, it made Naruto wonder if she also had the accent when giving blowjobs.

"Master! I welcome you in your domain! Please forgive this little insurrection; the Urkoas won't be causing problems anymore."

"I'm guessing those Urkoas are the bunch of savages that were sullying my keep?" He asked nonchalantly, opting to deactivate the voice modifying seal.

"Y-yes Master. I-I am sorry, I only recently took control of the tribe, I couldn't lead the reclamation strike earlier, the elders opposed me, I-I'll face any punishment you deem fitting Lord."

"Good girl. But nope, you're not gonna be punished. Those elders on the other hand … Bah, later." A quick look behind informed him that the shouts he was hearing were of victory. "Okay, get up … your name?"

"O-oh! I Am so sorry my Lord, I am Katara."

"Nice name." He noted how she blushed and smiled hopefully. He could feel through the perv how bad she wanted it. Good girl. "Alright, you're going to get your tribesmen and tell them to gather the prisoners outside, along with all the loot. Food, fur, whatever."

"At once my Lord!" She darted inside and began barking orders. She had a good voice; it'd be fun to make her scream. Bah, later. For now, he needed to have a better grasp of the situation. And possibly start using more minion types … Just browns was kind of wasteful. Ah, well. For now, getting a better feel of the land. Taking a look around, he saw that the land was mostly flat plains covered in snow with the occasional pine cove, which meant nothing of big interest there, but maybe the ground held some interesting things.

The blue guys started filling out, carrying stuff and escorting prisoners, most of them women and children. The loot wasn't all that interesting, mostly furs, meat, some fat and wood, nothing much by his standards, really. The blue dudes were pretty excited though … Oh, well. Oh? What's that? Amber, huh? Nice find, that could be fashioned into pretty jewellery for his lovers. Bonus points. Once everything was out, he sent a builder minion to place the new keep stone where the old one was, that would summon the keep from Uzu and replace the old one, that one would be repaired. Ah, lil' Kata-chan was coming back to her Master.

"Everything is here Lord. Do you wish to inspect the prisoners and the seized goods?"

"Loot, Katara-chan, loot. Seized goods make it sound like we didn't just pillage their village and destroy their lives; it takes a large part of the fun out of it." He cheerfully corrected her. She looked pretty astonished, but a few of her warriors were laughing at the line. Good boys, he really needed to get them some biscuits.

Naruto walked over to the loot pile and took a look at the different goods, trying to look interested. However, he quickly became actually interested by the wood, there was some quality wood, and of a nice colour, sadly the quantity wasn't really high. He signalled Katara over.

"This wood, is there more of it? I like the colour and it looks like a quality piece." Naruto noted that she looked pretty surprised by the question, and a bit uncertain of how to answer.

"Umm, well, yes, we have more of it. O-our tribe holds the biggest forest of the region as you know, and …"

"No, I don't know. My clan got almost wiped out by powerful enemies about 30 years ago; I reclaimed my homeland a few months ago. You're the first of our outposts I contacted." Naruto carefully hid the main reason he had for coming here. Yeah, he had come here because they were the most worthy, not because he needed furry undies to highlight his girl's sexiness. The tribe looked pretty shaken and horrified, some even uncertain. Wouldn't do for them to question the intelligence of being loyal.

"Of course our enemies lost almost their entire attack force and several of their leaders. Only two of our surviving enemies have recovered from the price we made them pay, and only because they are the largest. And if they try to finish the job … it'll end badly." He finished with a bloodthirsty smile, Kurama helpfully providing special effects via a cloak of blood red chakra bubbling into place. The blue dudes looked suitably impressed, and the prisoners properly scared shitless. Very good. The cloak receded, and Naruto returned to the matter at hand.

"So, you have more of that wood, that's good. Then you can do whatever you want with the looted wood. I'll take some of the fur though, and all of the amber. You can have the rest." They looked particularly happy to hear that but, to be fair, that was a shitload of meat. Whatever. Naruto looked behind him, and saw that the transfer was complete, a brand new keep was standing there, specially adapted to face polar conditions. Good minions, he'd get them meat-balls. A brown scampered up to him, his stupid, glowing eyes begging for approval.

"Masta! Keep ready! Lots o'minions to guard! Yes! Blues and reds and browns, and some greens!"

"Good, you've done well. I really have to get you some meat-balls."

"Yay! Meat-balls from da masta!" The little imp ran back in, happily screaming. It didn't take long for the whole keep to resonate from the happy, idiotic cries of the minions. Naruto turned back to Katara.

"Alright, take me back to your village, I'll set up an outpost there, it'll make things simpler."

Katara nodded respectfully, and barked orders to her men. The caravan of warriors, goods and prisoners began to organize itself.

Hinata was laying sensually on the bed, humming in appreciation as her lovely love-tool softly lapped at her folds. Haku had been very serious about studying the house rules, and she was a very obedient student. Good girl. Haku began to kiss her way up Hinata's body, sending her fingers to tend to Hinata's womanhood, and stopped at her breasts, kissing and licking the orbs. Hinata moaned in pleasure and caressed Haku's head softly.

"Hmm, good girl. Now, let's see if you remember everything. Who are your masters?"

"Hinata-sama and Naruto-sama." Dutifully answered Haku before going back to suckling the nipple of Hinata's left breast.

"Hmmm, good. What happens if you're a bad girl?"

"I get no sex and a punishment. A not fun punishment." She answered obediently, before apparently deciding that she wanted more of Hinata's essence and made her way down her body to lap at her folds again. Hinata shuddered in pleasure at the feeling of the tongue exploring her.

"And what happens if you're a good girl?" She asked breathlessly.

"I get lots of wonderful sex with my beloved masters, I keep my position as a mistress and, in time, I'll be blessed with one of Naruto-sama's children." Haku's voice was full of eagerness, lust and fanatical devotion. Hinata had done her job well.

"Good girl, now make me cum, and we'll pick you some … ooooh, such an enthusiastic pet." Moaned Hinata as Haku didn't even let her finish her sentence before obeying the order. With the relentless teasing she had enjoyed, Hinata was close to the edge, and it didn't take long for her to peak, her back arching off the bed. Haku slid up Hinata's body, pressing her curves against Hinata's in a sensual display that, doubtlessly, would have caused Naruto to summon an army of clones and ravish them both into sweet, sexually blissful oblivion. She kissed her mistress lovingly yet passionately, willing the kiss to carry all the love, devotion and gratitude she held for those that gave her so much love. Hinata answered the kiss gently, accepting her love-tool's affection, and giving back some love as well. When they finally came up for air, Hinata gave a smile to Haku.

"Come on, we have to get you your equipment." Haku's eyes widened in wonderment, amusing Hinata. "What? You are part of Naruto-kun's harem, you are to help him in battle, and that means you need equipment. Now get up." She softly urged her.

After dressing in lose clothing and grabbing a bag, Hinata led Haku through the corridors to where Gibblet's lair was. It was, as usual, warm and comfortable. Haku was looking in awe at the many armour suits displayed, trying to find one that caught her fancy. Her eyes fell on a white heavy armour suit, it looked a lot like Naruto's suit, but instead of cloth, armoured flaps fell from the belt, the kabuto was adorned with jagged, ice-like spikes, the Uzumaki crest prominent on the front.

She timidly pointed at it, hoping her mistress would allow her to have it. Hinata looked at Haku's choice and nodded her head in appreciation.

"Good choice Haku-chan, you'll look good in it. Though, it might need some refitting. Come on, try it on, we'll see what needs to be changed."

Haku eagerly put on the armour and found it was a bit too large in the chest area; apparently its previous owner was on the huge side of busty. Well, Gibblet would change that once he took the measurements. Haku removed the armour and gave it to Gibblet to modify, before returning to Hinata's side.

"Good, now we only have to find you some kimono, follow me Haku-chan, it's over there." Said Hinata, going to the room.

Haku was certain beyond certainty that she had made the good choice when submitting to her handsome Overlord.

Naruto was mildly impressed when they arrived at the blue dudes' village, there were wood buildings, and not just small snow houses. Not bad. The Browns running towards him with blacksmith hammers were a surprise though. They started to dance around him with the now familiar chant of 'Masta,' but Naruto noticed one coming far slower, it looked smarter and actually had a greying skin.

"Masta, welcome. Me Crooker. Been forgin' for long time. Happy to see ya Masta."

"Hey, you sound smarter than the other browns, and your skin's turning grey, like Gnarl!"

"That be age. Me old, 3 centuries said Overlord Soburo."

"So, you minions get smarter with age, eh? Good to know. Now, follow me. Katara! I need a private setting to talk with Crooker."

"Certainly my Lord." Devotedly said the girl. "Please follow me, I will lead you to the chief hut." Katara's devotion was most pleasing. Naruto mused that she deserved a reward and vowed to do her before leaving, while she ate his beloved Hinata out. She wouldn't be a mistress though, no, he needed his mistresses full time. But she'd be a fun lay from time to time. Well, if Hina-chan allowed it. Though, knowing her perviness, she would.

He and Crooker followed Katara through the reasonably sized village to the large wooden building standing in the middle of it. She opened the door and bowed deeply as she let them through. Thankfully, the hall was warm, mainly due to the gigantic bonfire in the middle. Katara closed the door after them, allowing them to talk.

"Alright, situation report." Demanded Naruto.

"This Uluk tribe, good warriors, good equipment thanks to smith minions. 3 enemies, Partas tribe to North, Errek tribe to east, and Arognak, seal god."

"A … seal god? Like, giant, white, fluffy seal?"

"Yes, but aggressive. And man eating. Ate Partas king. Daughter took over."

"Is she hot?"

"Partas Esdeath very beautiful say men, but cold and cruel."

"Nothing a good fuck can't fix. OK, thanks for the info." He nodded to Crooker before turning to the door and talking loudly. "Katara! Get that cute ass of yours in here!"

Said girl stepped in with a bright blush, and an even brighter smile. "Yes my Lord?"

"Where's that big seal thingy playing at being a god? I want a fur coat." He said, before mentally adding 'Among others …'

Katara seemed to falter for a second, a flash of fear passing on her face, before she steeled herself with conviction.

"Arognak's territory separates us from the Partas, though they prove to be a threat from time to time. The damn seal is Northeast of here. Do you want my warriors to accompany you?"

"Hmm, yeah, along with some minions I guess, gonna need to carry the thing."

Katara seemed surprised that he'd only see them as help for carrying the beast, before remembering he was the Overlord. That's what they did. Dutifully, she left to inform the tribe. Hopefully, if she was a good servant, he would reward her. A shiver went down her spine, and it had nothing to do with the cold.

Squeaky was a good minion, loyal and not too bright. He was good at one thing in particular: guarding. So, he was at the perfect post, guarding that portal, and making sure nothing bad happened. He wasn't sure what he'd do if something bad happened, probably bash at it until it was set right. Lost in his *ahem* deep thoughts as he was, he was understandably surprised, when the portal roared to life, discharging onto its platform two armoured figures.

"Now, where has Naruto dearest disappeared to?"

Author Note :

For those of you who know Akame Ga Kiru, yes, Esdeath will be in. No, she won't be in Naruto's Harem. Yes, she will get laid.

Katara will only make brief cameos in the future, don't expect to see much of her.

I haven't forgotten Shikamaru, he will have his own brand of Crack. On the other hand, Lee and Gai have been deemed cracky enough as is.