My favorite cat is dead, and I am not in a good mood personality wise or writing wise. Flame at your own risk. I've been having a ton of work recently and I am currently swamped with work. For the resulting delays I apologize, but please do not layer too much hate. I had to speed the story here along a bit, so do bear with me.
I also seek to ask, does anyone know if their any stories where Anakin takes over, but with Padme as his dark lady/ emperess/ consort/ ect, with Ahsoka? Or any sort of three way Anakin, Padme, Ahsoka relationship? I'm in a Star Wars mood these days.
Also, due to Leaf Ranger's point...I revised this chapter to be the end of the story. With that cliffhanger you guys have heard about
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ShadowBloodedge9396: Erm, I felt like killing someone and Snape's death flowed the best.
Leaf; The firearm was Bellatrix...
Lonewolf: Your not a soul eater fan, are you? Well, lets just say it wasn't just a regular bullet
azphxbrd: Since when did I say their were Inferi on the prowl? World War Z has yet to begin my friend
Well, to help Lonewolf feel better about his death being definite
"...Were you always a traitor to me, Serverus? Did the oddest desire to save a mudblood pull you from the right path? Don't answer that, its too late for you to be redeemed. Now, what was that spell you were going to use, you treacherous mongrel...oh yes..."
'Protego'
"SECTUMSEPRA!"
Snape's shield spell formed around him, as Voldemort's spell smashed into it. The shield held up...but then Voldemort held up a gun which had been one of his harem members, who had quickly turned into a gun and warped to him to avoid Moody's attack on her, and pulled the trigger.
A bullet flew through his gut, as the head of Slytherin collapsed to the ground, dead.
"Die, by a weapon of your father"
A few dozen magical, darkened soul destroying bullets were slammed into Snape for good measure...
"GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU MURDERER! REDUCTO!"
Voldemort absently raised his had, absorbing the magical curse launched by Sirius with a yawn "Be gone you kur" he fired again...
Only for a giant, transfigured wall to save the dog.
Minerva Mcgonagall, the mistress of Transfiguration, had saved her former student.
"I have no idea what you have done to yourself, but you will not pass" Minerva said in more anger than any student has seen, even the pranksters of the castle, as she cast a spell...
"Fool, you think that a curse can strike me? A hex? A Jinx?"
"No...the earth"
Voldemort felt a binding on his legs, more solid then magic...
McGonagall had transfigured the earth around his feet into stone bindings.
It would seem that his new powers to absorb magic, were meant for pure magic. Reducto, Sectumsempra, Expelliarmus and most other offensive spells would be absorbed into Voldemort, allowing him to take the magic used to refill his magical core.
However, using magic to transfigure, banishing dynamite and other...creative uses could probably work.
But, Voldemort is many thinks, and that includes a villain of decent levels of genre savyness.
No Xanatos, but he had more than Umbridge...a lot more.
But he knew how to find loopholes.
For instance, just apparating out of the binds.
"Really Minny...really?!"
"I actually touched him, Sirius. Did you manage that?"
Meanwhile
"AVADA KEDARVA" the Carrow Twins spoke in a unison normally found in the 'evil twin' archetype.
Two green curses flew at Cho and Ginny.
"ACCIO NOTT SENIOR!" Cho yelled.
Said Death Eater, who had just been in a duel with Shacklebolt, got yanked in front of the blasts and took both hits.
Normally the only people who would do this in Harry's group were Daphne or Tracy, but before they had went off, Nott had all but asked someone to finally kill his dad.
So, while Harry's group did some more public services, this gave a chance for Ginny to use a modified Bat Bogey Hex.
Normally, the spell just caused solidified mucus to attack.
This new one caused the mucus to form into bindings, the spell's enchantment having been combined with binding curses.
Anyway, the quite organic bindings restrained the arms of the Carrows quite effectively.
"YOU BLOOD TRAITOR COWARDS! CAN'T YOU FINISH YOUR 'CRUSADE'!?" Amycus Carrow spat.
"No...its just they know my kind finds Pureblood to be a delicacy when used for binding our cakes" Seras appeared behind them with Alucard...who immediately did something with shadows that pulled the screaming siblings into the pitch black depths, then lunged at a swarm of 100 Dementors.
He had his odd obsession with 'killing the unkillable'
As the king of blood suckers struck the army of the soul suckers, his apprentice lunged into battle as well
Elsewhere, Harry struck down Rookwood and Dolohov with blasting curses, taking out the infamous killers as Voldemort apparated in front of him.
"Your attempts at dealing with my attack, while they will be a failure, was better than anything the Ministry ever did. Surrender, and your death will be quick..."
"EXPELLIARMUS!"
The disarming spell failed as it made contact with Voldemort.
"Did you really expect that to work...AVADA KEDARVA!"
The killing curse struck Harry head on...as he collapsed and broke apart into a bundle of rocks.
Voldemort's eyes widened as they felt the Sword of Gryffindor sever his heart.
"Did you expect me not to be able to apparate or transfigure?" Harry said darkly, yanking out the blade as Voldemort stumbled to the ground "The blade is loaded with flesh dissolving venom. I heard down the grapevine from Mcgonagall to Katie about your little parlor trick with magic. But somehow, I don't think that the venom in you counts!"
Voldemort grasped his chest with a scowl. His healing factor and that venom were NOT agreeing with each other. The flesh grew back after the venom melted it away, then did it again.
"Bellatrix...deal with the boy"
Harry, who was not aware of Voldemort being able to heal, was not as shocked when he through a gun at Harry, which promptly poofed into Bellatrix.
He heard a similar detail to the magic immunity. Harry had no idea what magic was used to do that.
"CRUCI..."
"REDUCTO!" a blasting curse flew at Bellatrix, interrupting her favorite curse.
All over, the fighting balance had shifted similarly to how Harry's had. Harry's girls were fighting the 'Ho's who must not be named' (Cho, Ginny, Daphne and Astoria, Hermione, Padma, Luna, Parvati and Violet, Gabrielle, Susan, Alica, Angelina, Katie to be specific up against one of each)
The Order members focused on the remaining death eaters and dementors
"GIVE IT UP POTTER! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL DEATH EATER UNDER MY GREAT LORD VOLDEMORT! I BORE HIS SPIRIT UNTIL HIS REBIRTH! I AM MORE THAN JUST HIS LOVER...I AM HIS LOVER-MOTHER!"
"Bellatrix, that comment alone just shows that you are unstable and really need a therapist. REDUCTO!"
"PROTEGO!" oddly enough, Voldemort's magic absorbing power and his healing factor weren't transferred around the coven. Perhaps the fruit and the catholic tech just weren't compatible?
"PROTEGO this, Bitch!"
Alex Russo came flying from above, and drove a trident, made out of pure water, straight down at Bellatrix.
It was now obvious, at least to the reader, why Alex Russo's armor did not have covering on her back, despite its weak spot...for she had somehow grown giant raven wings, pitch black and huge.
Said trident shattered the protego and stabbed Bellatrix in the leg.
The water trident puddled to the ground, mixed with red blood as Bellatrix collapsed to the ground in agony.
"What was..." Harry said in utter shock. He was quite sure that Alex Russo was not winged...or Hydrokinetic.
Alex just smirked "Did you really think you were only one with a 'curse' Harry?"
Did Alex just imply...she was a part of that 'third harem' in that prophecy from Andre?
Voldemort gasped in pain, feeling Bellatrix's wound in addition to his own. This...this wound of his was not going to heal without special aide, that he did not have on him right now.
With the massive damage to her leg muscles, Bella also could due with medical potions.
His healing factor wasn't helping him here...it was keeping him alive in immense pain. Just dying and being given a new body would have saved him so much trouble.
He'd have to buy time, though...and he had just the spell...a spell that took so much magic he had never planned to use it.
Except, in the worse case scenario, on himself.
"Quisuntin animautprodiret!"
The spell flew and struck both Harry and Alex Russo, who flashed two different colors.
Harry red, and Alex sea green...as they vanished in a flash of light.
As they did...
"What...What's happening!?" Hermione said in horror as she was dissolving into red light.
All over, the members of Harry's harem, and Alex's lover's, were vanishing as well. Even though Alex's reinforcement were just entering the United Kingdom's air space.
Voldemort and his remaining members apparated away, Voldemort carried away by the limping Bellatrix.
All the while, a man next to a blue phone booth labeled 'TARDIS' looked on darkly.
The same man who may have appeared in Harry's dream on October 31st.
"Oh deal, this is going to be such a bloody bother. This is not fantastic. The odds are definitely not ever in Harry Potter's favor, and Percy Jackson isn't all that much better.
I do hope that Snow enjoy his new competitors"
Omake
Canon
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Justice League of America (Green Arrow, Icon, Black Canary, Firestar, Justice, Photon, Doctor Light
New Avengers (Captain Atom, War Machine, Hawkman, Doctor Strange, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, John Stewart)
X-Academy (Kitty Pryde, Cannonball, Jubilee, Illyana Rasputin, M, Husk, Sunspot, Karma, Multiple Man ect)
Benders (Aang, Katara, Socka, Toph, Zuko, Appa, Momo)
Suicide Squad (Songbird, Shocker, Klaw, Whirlwind, Moonstone, Deadshot, Poison Ivy, Black Hand, Captain Boomerang, Silver Banshee)
...
"THIS WILL NOT BE ONE OF YOUR DUMB OMAKES THAT MAKE NO REAL SENSE! I WILL PROTEST MY UNFAIR DEATH UNTIL I GET MY SOLICITOR! BUILD YOUR LAME COMIC RUN AFTER YOU PAY FOR YOUR NEGLIGENCE"
Snape, can you just be quiet, I have an important announcement to make outside of that...and stop messing up my omakes
"I WILL NOT BE SILENT!" I AM IN THE BASTARD TEACHERS UNION! I AM A BASTARD UNITED!"
I hate that I write my fanfiction characters in unions...anyway I am proud to announce that in October 2013...
"STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! POWER TO THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS! EMMA FROST, DIONYSUS AND KISUKE URAHARA AGREE TO JOIN ME!"
...Generation Six of Pokemon will hit the shelves and I am going to see if Kageseo can lend me Money Sama's ninja lawyers...oh wait I can just end the fic and revise your contract
"NOOOOOOOOO!"