CynicalSeahide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for One Piece, and Persona Series. (Previously known as 'The Doom Knight'.) Surprisingly, I am a very shy person, and this account encumbers all of my more ... ambitious works that not even my greatest friends know I dabble in. This is sort of my secret indulgence, writing romance, and I don't normally do that. I'm not sure if you're even allowed to post the stuff that I've posted here ... so this is actually my second account to save myself from embarrassment, and just in case I somehow get banned or something gets taken down (I'm not sure if that happens, but I'm not taking any chances). I know they are excuses, but I would rather save myself from the mortification. ಠ_ಠ Some rules: 1. Don't bitch about pairings or slash. It pisses me off. I don't write these things very often, so if you notice a difference between my writing styles, it's because one was written months earlier and the other is probably more recent. My style continues to evolve and expand. Also, if you see grammatical or factual errors, don't slam me for them. I edit everything myself and I do miss things. |
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Heart Hazard by lostcard reviews
A silly collection of one shots involving a certain Cat Burglar and Surgeon of Death causing all sorts of trouble in the New World together. Punk Hazard, Dressrosa, Zou and onward towards Wano! Beware of spoilers! DOUBLE CHAPTER UPDATE Y'ALL: Ch 10: Garchu, Traffy-Kun!(Carrot is in this one!) & Ch 11 Conversations with God! (Usopp is in this one! Duh lol)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,429 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/13/2019 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Nami, T. Law
Harry Potter and the Weirdos from Japan by MasterQwertster reviews
Dumbledore decides to call in some help using an old debt. Shinji and Urahara decide to take Uryu and Ichigo along for the ride. Hogwarts year five, after Thousand-year Blood War.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,247 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 8/17/2017 - Published: 8/3/2014
Alchemy is a Science by ThatOneFangirlWithNoLife reviews
With the war closing in Dumbledore seeks help from a different country, Amestris. Mustang, now Furhur sends Edward to teach these "ignorant baboons" about Alchemy and the law of equivalent exchange. Obviously the Golden Trio wants in on the new professors secrets and learn Alchemy. Will they be beaten at their own game, by a Slytherin no less? The oc is not important, slight au.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 55,209 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Edward E., Roy M.
As if Fell From the Sky by Kaoru likes One Piece reviews
A child fells from the sky on top of the crew on a certain day. Who is this child, why does he looks just like Luffy? And why does Pre water seven Nami's suddenly falling for the Pirate King? A different kind of LuNa . Many surprises ahead [LuNa]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,739 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Still So Many Dreams by Stitched In Ice reviews
Reincarnation happens to be a bitch. Not for the strawhats that is, but for everyone else. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Strawhats reincarnated as Harry Potter characters, then kicking some ass because, why not? EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - unknown 1
Sillage by Kazzyy reviews
Certain impressions are made in space after something or someone has been and gone; Ed is about to learn that first hand. And magic? Really? Life just wouldn't give him a break.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Edward E.
The Way to a Man's Heart is Through his Stomach? by ClumsyPinkTiger reviews
Post-Time Skip. Nami begrudgingly realizes after all this time that she is and has been in love with Luffy. Unfortunately for Sanji, she comes up with a devious plan to express her feelings to him involving mealtimes. Will it backfire? Typical fuzzy Mugiwara tropes that we all love and general hilarity. Somehow, Robin knows Luffy will have the last laugh...poor Nami.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,270 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
How to Gain an Invisible Friend by apocalypse later reviews
or 'Adventures in the Worst Afterlife EVER', because Ace sure didn't sign up for this s***. What happened to eternal peace? Or more importantly, his hat? (In which Ace is a time-traveling ghost, his younger self is unimpressed, Sabo is alive and Luffy is stupid.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo
Two Worlds by Son Goshen reviews
AU. Somehow, Ace found himself catapulted across dimensions to an alternate world where pirates were mafia members instead, when he was sure he had just died. He accidentally stumbles upon himself and finds out that the Blackbeard of this world was plotting, and now he has to stop this world from repeating the same incident of Marineford before it's too late.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,937 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ace, Luffy
Breadwinner by siqwithaQ reviews
Because when the trouble doesn't find the Straw Hats by itself, the Straw Hats have to go looking for trouble.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Luffy, Nami, T. Law - Complete
The King's Diary by recchinon reviews
A collection of LuNa Drabbles/one-shots. Cute and fluffy. Disc: standard applied
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Reunion of the Brothers by 1004-Angel reviews
It's been twelve years since Sabo disappeared from the Grey Terminal, supposedly killed by the Celestial Dragon. Luffy has moved on, continuing to pursue his dream of becoming King of the Pirates. But who is the mysterious blond man who dares challenge Luffy to a duel, and why does he know about the trinket only Luffy knows about? No pairings. Status: Hiatus
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,877 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Luffy, Sabo
The Mugiwara Bond by lennonjohnrzeznik reviews
Their bond goes deeper than the sea. Their bond is harder than steel. Their bond is stronger than their fears. Luffy/Nami pairing. Hints of ZoRo. The summary will make sense on later chapters.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Luffy, Nami
Baccano: Blood and Smoke by krazykiwi16 reviews
Kelly, a chain smoking cook with a killer attitude is aboard the FlyingPussy Foot, will she survive the night of blood shed? Or will she be a monster of the night? Watch how smoke and blood twist together in this passionate love story. OC x Claire. Lemons.
Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,082 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Claire S.
tweener by paper piper reviews
his hair was just so red. it felt like singing. -claire/chane
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Chane L., Claire S. - Complete
Comforting Arms by Oceanwind reviews
Nami finds herself unable to sleep at night and she starts finding herself wandering to a certain someone's door. Things can be misread, and that is the last thing she wants.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,719 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - [Nami, Luffy] - Complete
Your name is Claire Stanfield by DarogaDaae reviews
Alternate title "42: In which Claire talks about life, love, and gloves." Mentions numerous characters, reference to Claire/Chane.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Claire S., Chane L. - Complete
The Pirate King with the Fist of Love by UNseated4TH reviews
Garp's legacy of disapproving Luffy's piracy lives on in reverse, when Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy pays his own grandson, Monkey D. Roger, a visit in order to express his feelings on Roger's status as a marine. "You were SUPPOSED to become a PIRATE!"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 182 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Luffy - Complete
Mystery Pants by AshaRose reviews
Zoro and Nami's evening quickly turns from enjoyable to embarrassing... it's not so easy hiding your personal life on a pirate ship! An amusing bit of ZoNa. Now a collection of amusing ZoNa one-shots! Will be updated frequently.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,021 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Driver's Anonymous by Ashleigh Errow reviews
A group of friends get some very disturbing news. oneshot AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Luffy, Usopp - Complete
Innocent Justice by Ryan Folswan reviews
An accident occurs on what was meant to be just a small holiday island. Nami won't talk, the crew won't share and Luffy just wants to know what the hell happened and why he misses her so soon.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,311 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Stormy Feelings by moulinrouge32 reviews
Nami wakes up during a storm feeling scared and finds solace in Luffy's bedroom. Sweet and smutty :3
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 173 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
How many times does it take to get Lucy to believe him? Luckily for Natsu, it only takes him three. Three grueling, heart-breaking times. Natsu/Lucy. Lemon.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,646 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 300 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
On mind changing, and its consequences by Violetta Jones reviews
After witnessing something surprising, Luffy starts acting unusually weird around Nami. LuNa and some ZoRo. Rated M for adult themes and strong language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,419 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Solace by DreamScene reviews
They look after each other the best they can, even when they're shown how fragile they can be at times.
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Chane L., Claire S. - Complete
OPThe Zombie Survival Guide by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Thriller Bark watch out, the Straw Hats are zombie enlightened.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Luffy, G. Moria - Complete
Making Maps by r0manov reviews
When Luffy and Nami beginning acting differently, Usopp finds himself determined to get to the bottom of it. What's changed between the two? Usopp's beginning to wish he'd never asked. LuffyNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Kinda, Sorta, Really Stupid by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
Because love can be blind, but according to Luffy, Nami's too stupid to see that. Maybe he's right. Post Time-skip. Lu/Na. Lemon.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 169 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
3D2Y can't change a thing by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
Based on chapter 598. Nami becomes apprehensive when she wonders just how different her crew might be. But be it 3 days or 2 years, some things just don't change. And that's okay. Luffy/Nami fluff. T for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Truth in the Matter by Spur-o-Moment reviews
Ennis and Miria sit down for tea and a chat, and Ennis discovers the Miria knows more than she leads on... Firo/Ennis mentioning, Claire/Chane mentioning, Isaac/Miria mentioning
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Ennis, Miria H. - Complete
Five Strong Reasons by 94 Bottles Of Snapple reviews
Claire Stanfield had more than one reason for becoming a conductor. In fact, he had five.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Claire S. - Complete
The Dream by Ace's Shadow Girl reviews
It had been almost one week since Nami had started acting all crazy. One week of being all ignored, shouted at or being glanced at scornfully. And there was one thing of which he was absolutely sure: He couldn't take it anymore. Lemons in first chapter.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Carded by Sparks and Sharps reviews
Sometimes, Firo finds that it was far easier to buy alcohol back when it wasn't actually legal to do so. Oneshot.
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Firo P., Ennis - Complete
All Girls Want Ponies by The Animaniac Dude reviews
It's common knowledge that every girl wants a pony at least once in her life. Nami was no exception. LuNa.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
One Day at a Time by penniless1 reviews
What happens on those few days between the Florian Triangle and Shabondy Archipelago, when there are no battles? A few insights into the typical Straw-hat day. Language warnings and sexual references, because these are pirates, not saints.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Luffy - Complete
It's That Time by elvenarchress reviews
AU: gender reversed!Straw Hats When it's that time of the month, a new Marine recruit learns just why they should stay far, far away...Full List UP!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - unknown 1, Luffy - Complete
Stronger Than That by 12VelvetWhispers reviews
As he wrote his story on her skin, she could only watch in silent awe as their past faded away, and they could no longer be just the captain and his navigator. But she had nothing to fear, because he was Monkey D. Luffy, and he was stronger than that.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Alchimie by sessha-chan reviews
The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Edward E. - Complete
Change of Meaning by MizzNapsAlot reviews
EDITED- LuNa Oneshot. How Luffy and Nami's definition of the words 'Love' and 'Pirate' change. RR
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Endearment Punches by Shinjite Florana reviews
So, there she was, trying to think up an applicable excuse why she didn’t just march over there this very second and osculate his lips with hers. Luckily for her, her mother may have a few suggestions, if not commentary. Luffy X Nami LuNa drabble oneshort
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Nerves by PrinceSoma reviews
[[OLD]] Oneshot. Nami realizes that trying to have an intelligent conversation with Luffy while in the tub is a stupid idea. LuNa. Please R&R!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Three Years by Ryo Hoshi reviews
[AU, AR] On her 16th birthday, Arlong gave Nami a husband. Three scenes, from three consecutive birthdays. Oneshot
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Dreams May Come by iczer6 reviews
One night Sanji looks for his navigator and captain and stumbles on something he wished he hadn't Contains implied sex and unintentional voyeurism.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
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Die with me, my dear reviews
You would tear apart the underworld, with or without your head. FeMC/Ryoji.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Female Protagonist, Ryoji M.] - Complete
Memories are Little Treasures reviews
She remembers Kyoto fondly. Those days were almost like happiness. FeMC/Ryoji.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [Female Protagonist, Ryoji M.] - Complete
Welcome Back, Usopp! reviews
And when Usopp the brave man of the sea returns home everything is perfect.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2013 - [Usopp, Kaya] unknown 1 - Complete
Only You reviews
"It's you Nami, it's always been you, only you." Vague lemon, LuNa, limited spoilers, New World.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/19/2013 - [Luffy, Nami] - Complete
Words of Affection reviews
Ten semi-connected themes about a captain and his navigator, or a navigator and her captain. Lemons, LuNa, spoilers aplenty.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Luffy, Nami] unknown 1 - Complete
Quiet reviews
It was days like today that unexpected things were bound to happen. LuNa, lemon, post-Water 7, pre-Thriller Bark.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - [Luffy, Nami] Sanji - Complete
Luffy's Diet reviews
Nami's pissed about Luffy's eating habits, and bars him from excessively eating. LuNa, sometime post-Thriller Bark, but not too many spoilers. Pre-Saboady.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Luffy, Nami] unknown 1 - Complete
We reviews
A little bit drunk, and a lot more brave, Nami decides to do something that she has wanted to do for a long time. Luffy just happens to be the subject of her desire, and one thing leads to another. New World, post-timeskip, LuNa, lemon.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/22/2012 - [Luffy, Nami] - Complete
Period Trouble reviews
The time Luffy learned what a woman's 'time of the month' was, is something that the crew will remember clearly for a long time. LuNa, post-Thriller Bark, pre-Saobody Archipelago.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [Luffy, Nami] - Complete
Rolling Waves reviews
"He saved her, in more ways than one, because she was his navigator - his Nakama. He would protect her with his life, even die for her if he had to. He was her savior, her best friend, and the man she loved." LuNa, lemon, pre-Lougetown.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Luffy, Nami] - Complete
