Hello, I finally got around to somewhat writing my profile. Anyways, I'm AeroZalen and I'm a bit strange. I'll list it kind of like a questionnaire, just because it makes it easier for me.

Name: AeroZalen

Age: In High School

Sex: Y gene

Fav. Color: Green-Emerald

Fav. Animes: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kanokon

Fav. Drink: Mountain Dew

That's all I feel like sharing for now, so I'll list some quotes I like, but due to my piss-poor memory, I can't remember where they come from, so sorry.

"The urge to never give up, the determination to keep fighting, the pleasure of battle, the joy he gets from defending his precious people, we could be brothers!"

"If giving up is the best thing you could do, you're already doing your best."

"There are two things we are never truly ready for: twins."

"I once thought I was schizophrenic for about thirty seconds, then I pulled my headphones out."

"My mama once told me, 'Son, it isn't you getting into a fight that upsets me, it's that you got caught.'"

"I will defend you to the death, because that is what it means to be my friend!"

"Why is it, that my heart hurts the most when I'm the happiest?"

"Fighting without fear is reckless."

"A blade is a weapon of defense, not a tool of intimidation. To draw your blade is to declare blood, and to do anything less is a dishonor to the swordsman name."

"There may be an infinite number of worlds out there, but all I care about is this moment right here with you."

"You can live without love, but too me, that isn't living."

"A idiotic rubberneck, a bush-ido with anger issues, a cowardly lyin', a perverted chef, a greedy redhead, and I thought my crew was strange."

"Billow and Blow, listen closely, time it perfect, take-off, and soar!"

"They say dreams are memories of past lives, so what does that make nightmares?"

"Everyone has a dark layer somewhere, the only real question is how many times do you have to be reborn before they become you become them?"

"If I asked you to marry me right now, what would you say? Yes? No? It doesn't really matter what you would say because I'm not asking you to marry me. I'm just handing you a ring and you're deciding if you want to keep it."

"I would ask you to dance, except I have no rhythm, or quick wit to flirt, and I doubt you want to dance in 4-inch heels."

"Marines don't die, they just go to hell and regroup."

"I can't aim well, which is why I have a shotgun."

"I'm standing at the biggest social event of the year, slow dancing with the most beautiful girl of my year, and all she wants to do is talk about how the girl ten steps away is a boyfriend stealing whore. The sad thing is, I'm agreeing just because I don't have the nerve to confess to her. What's worse is that I just realized I'm speaking out loud."--How I got my first girlfriend.

My opinion on bungee jumping--"I was brought into this world because of a broken rubber, I ain't going out the same way."

"Honey, I have great news to tell you." "Oh, well I have some bad news to tell you. You go first, it'll make it easier to accept mine." "Okay, I'm pregnant." "Oh, I take it back, that's the worst news ever. I had a vasectomy a year before we met."

"What would you say is more awkward, that I accidentally sexted my sister, or that she sexted me back?" *Beep* "Or the fact that my mom just threatened to kill me for sexting her daughter?"

"Hey, more than three inches apart!" "Hey, does that same rule apply to your legs!"

"I can see the memories you cling to, little girl, like a child to their mother, and just the same, you can't let go or you may find yourself smashed against the reality of the situation, that no matter how much you may desire it, you will never be that girl again!"

And now, I present, questions I've been asked, and the answers I give:

Is birth control 100% effective?--The only thing that's 100% effective is abstinence, and no one can follow that apparently.

Can you stop staring at my tits?-- Can they stop growing? Either that, or can your shirts stop shrinking?

Do you plan on being a virgin until you're thirty?-- Do you plan on getting a STD, no, it just happens, and then you go to the doctor to get rid of it.

Do these jeans make me look fat?-- If I say no, will you believe me?

How big is your penis?-- Bigger than you think, smaller than you can take.

What is your favorite color?-- What color underwear is my girlfriend wearing?

That's all for today folks.

Challenge Fic. Details

Well i was thinking of it being similar to 'A New World: The Tails of Ninetails' by This is not a FanFiction it would be similar in that Naruto either thru Kurama or a seal is transported to the Pokemon world an during his transportation there gets turned into a Pokemon though slightly different from the rest of its species whether that in size, color, strength, or all three is up to you a difference though from that fic is that Naruto cannot i repeat cannot be turned into a Vulpix/Ninetails, or Zorua/Zoroark as it is to over used for hit to either be turned into a Fox like Pokemon or receive a Fox like Pokemon also he would appear in the Pokemon world in what ever region you want and during whatever season of Pokemon that you want, also like This is not a FanFiction Naruto would become one of Ash's Pokemon and like Pikachu hate being inside his Pokeball though unlike This is not a FanFiction Naruto will have the ability to shrink so that he can more easily follow Ash around also you can make whatever changes you like to the Pokemon cannon and its characters like for example a Smart Ash and a Smart Naruto other then that it would follow most of the Pokemon cannon depending on where you start the fic from though not closely also the Pokemon movies must be included into the storyline and pairing are up to you to decide as long as there is no Yaoi. Other then what's written down you have free rein over the fic. So then does all of this sound good to you?--StoryLover123

People may have noticed that I recently put most of my stories up for adoption. I did this not because I don't love my stories, but rather because. I don't find myself enjoying the act of writing, and so I tend to avoid it, but I don't want the stories to just gather dust simply because I don't want to make time to write. I'm also not saying that I'll never write again, but when I return it will be with a different attitude towards writing. If anyone would like to adopt my story, or pick up the torch so to speak, I have no problems with that, and wish them all the luck because I'll look forward to reading them. I also don't frequently check my inbox on here, and so if anyone sends me a message requesting permission to adopt one of my stories, you have my permission. Have fun and good luck going forwards...