Hashire sori yo, kaze no you ni, tsukimihara wo, Padoru Padoru~!

Soul: Merry Christmas ya filthy animals, and a Happy New Year!

NS: Hag Chanukah and Hag Sameach, all you folks.

As part of a non-aggression contract, Foxhound and Overwatch ended up being each other's Secret Santas. What will they end up giving each other?


The Fox of Overwatch - Secret Santa


When it comes to the year-end holiday. It is a sign of non-conflict.

Due to this, Foxhound and Overwatch signed a nonaggression pact to not attack each other during the holidays.

Despite the fact that its Overwatch who usually starts them, and Foxhound just want to be left to their devices in ending Talon.

Upon rumors of this, social media proceeded to interject themselves into the proceedings, wanting the two groups to be each other's Secret Santas.

Both sides refused until the pressure mounted online, and they eventually agreed.

As a result, both sides sent presents, and had to upload videos of them opening and reacting to them.

Hence where they were now.


[Foxhound Lair]

"Harley, stop shaking your box. You might break whatever's inside." Naruto scolded her playfully, looking quite amused as Harley shook her present from side to side.

"But they did it in that old Fortnite game." Harley whined, and shook it in his face.

"You mean the ongoing Battle Royale game that's a meme at this point?" Miki mused, rolling her eyes.

"It's still popular with the kids!" Harley protested, "Anyway…!"

She ripped the wrapping apart and tore into the box.

"I'm not cleaning that up." Chikage said. "So, what did they get you?"

"They got me…guh." Harley's eye twitched. "Books on how to be a better person. Seriously?! Have they forgot I fell into a vat of chemicals that fucked my brain?"

"To be fair, you didn't make a very good impression on them." Chikage pointed out.

"Well if they think my attitude is bad, wait until they see what we sent their dear leader." Harley grinned menacingly.

"That was all you, Harley. Leave us out of it." Naruto said.

"But all three of you approved! No matter! What did you get?" Harley asked Chikage.

Chikage sighed and opened her medium-sized present. After tossing the wrapper and box aside, she scowled.

"It's a fire extinguisher." She growled, fire beginning to dance in her hair. "Modified by Winston."

Harley and Miki howled with laughter, while Naruto tried to stifle his own.

"You three want me to test it out right now?" Chikage asked eerily, summoning floating fireballs near them.

That shut them up.

"Welp, my turn!" Miki cheered and opened her present. "It's…they're…gift cards to different stores…"

"Count yourself lucky that they barely know anything about you. Just be sure to check them first. They might have trackers so that they can acquire your identity." Naruto advised her.

Harley hummed. "Wouldn't that violate our non-aggression pact? Overwatch wouldn't be that stupid."

Chikage shrugged. "Can't be too careful."

"And now we're down to one."

Naruto opened his present. Clearing away the wrapping and cardboard, he saw that Overwatch chose to get him an elaborate looking handgun, which was black and sleek in design.

"Hmm, they got me a weapon." Naruto mused as he appraised his gift. "Surprising, since I'm a vigilante."

"That's not any handgun, Foxy. That's a Dominator." Harley said, scooting closer to get a good look at it. "It's the result of an experiment to create new handguns for the police force. They can fire nonlethal stun shots and lethal shots, scaling up and down depending on the target and crime. Odd, considering it's still in the beta stages."

"If what you say is true, then I'm gonna have a blast taking it out for a test drive." Naruto nodded, setting it down on a table. "I say we got a good haul this year."

"If you say so." Chikage muttered, eyeing the modded fire extinguisher with detain.

"How about we all go out on a night on the town before Chikage drowns us in a sea of flames." Miki suggested meekly.

Despite stepping outside in the snow, it was a sauna with the group that is Foxhound. They would've gotten weird looks, if it weren't for the evil eyes of Chikage.


[Overwatch HQ]

"I'm going to kill them all, starting with Quinzel~"

Everyone shifted away from the dangerous looking Gabrielle Adawe, who had just opened her present. To everyone's amusement and/or horror, they saw that Foxhound got the Acting-Director an extra-large vibrating dildo.

"Do I even want to how what that is?" Winston asked, who looked at the strange item in her hands with interest.

"Stay innocent, Winston." Fareeha advised the scientist. "And never, ever mention it…ever."

"You know, I think they're trolling us like people did back in the 2010s." Brigitte gumbled, holding up her present, a jacket with the words "THICC GIRL" on the back. "You think it was all of them, or Jinx with the most influence?"

"Nope!" Tracer said cheerfully. "They got me Flight Simulator 2070 Deluxe Edition that comes with a free voucher to next year's game!"

"It's amazing that in 2070, they're still making those." Fareeha commented. "It's nothing like the real thing."

"Hey, me and Emily appreciate the classics!" Tracer then looked around, observing everyone else's gifts and their reactions to them. "What about the others?"

"This is the 100th ugly sweater I've gotten." Morrison grumbled, holding it up for everyone to see. "With a complimentary vintage western movie that I know is Jinx's doing."

Tracer laughed. "Well, you are the team dad, Dad."

"And as American as one can get, unlike Reyes." Fareeha added, smirking at Reyes.

The leader of Blackwatch's eyes were twitching, his hands shaking. His his hands was a black trenchcoat, complete with a skull on the back and the words "Master EdgeLord."

"Imma kill 'em too." he muttered.

"This is a lovely scarf." Ana praised, seeing the note that it was made by both Jinx and Oracle. It has the design of a Horus, complete with stick figures.

"They gave me a chunk of metal. Perfect for repairing and making some new armor!" Reinhardt boomed, patting the large silver ore.

"This shield generator stolen from Talon will do wonders for our fight against them." Winston grunted, admiring the gadget gifted to him.

"Glad to hear you're having fun…" Mercy mumbled, holding up her present. "I got a stripper outfit in the style of an angel. I don't have that kind of fun."

"Want me to give you the weight set they gave me?" Fareeha asked with a smirk.

"No, I'm good." Mercy mumbled.

Finally, McCree opened his present and whistled. "Damn, Cuban cigars. Wonder where they stole these from?"

Adawe scoffed. "Probably best not to know."

"Agreed." McCree nodded. "We should do this again sometime."

"Yeah, only this time we'll be in the same room, as family!" Trace declared. "Right, Hinata?"

Hinata nodded as she stared at her present. "Yeah."

She smiled at red scarf, and knew it was all Naruto.


[Insider's Hideout]

"So, what are we doing, besides not opening cool presents?" Sombra asked as she, Fabriek, Gisha, and Yoko stood in front of a table, where a Hanukkiah was set up.

"We're lighting candles," replied the doctor, lighting the candle in the more prominent position. Removing that candle, he then began lighting the four other candles set up, starting with the newest one for that night and working his way back.

"This is definitely a new experience. I never seen Hanukkah being celebrated in person before." Yoko said, "I guess the candles are for the remaining nights…"

Sombra and Yoko were out on a personal mission, and only returned for Christmas.

Fabriek then put the lighter down and uttered a blessing. "Ma os sur ye shu a ti…~"

"He does this every year, close to sundown during the holidays." Gisha said. "Per Jewish tradition. Then, presents."

"Here ya go." Fabriek handed them each three small packages. "I may not celebrate Christmas like the rest of the world, but I have no problems giving out presents. Hag Sameach"

"Hag Sameach, doctor." Gisha stated.

Sombra smirked and looked off into the distance. "Ya know, this isn't so bad. Here's to hoping dear Foxhound joins the festivities next time."

Yoko smiled. "Until then, Happy Holidays."

END OF HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2019


Released: Wednesday, December 25, 2019