For my sis, who enjoys the show and somehow got me into giving it a shot. I make this story for you. I hope you enjoy this when I read this to you as a bedtime story, just as I hope the readers here enjoy this tale too.

Once Upon A Time.

In a land filled with magical talking ponies, where everybody- sorry; everypony lived in peace and harmony. Fueled by the power of love and friendship, Equestria was a world bathed in light, protected by its generous all-powerful monarchs - who for some reason apparently don't address themselves as "Kings" or "Queens".

One day: a young studious unicorn, Twilight Sparkle, student under the great - with questionable wisdom - Princess Celestia, discovers an ancient prophecy informing the return of the forsaken banished sister to the Princess. While her mentor was dismissive of her worries to this reemerging threat, Twilight was sent to a smaller town from the kingdom she spent her whole life within, to discover the importance and power of friendship.

But you all know this.

And this is not her story.

This is my story.

Across another world, far from Equestria itself, a young man, a brony slowly getting his way into the show and its fanbase, disgruntled and disgusted with the planet and species he resided with, was one minute asleep in his average cozy bed, to suddenly finding himself in the middle of My Little Pony's Ponyville. What's worse: he found himself in the form of one of the world's species.

An Earth Pony, to be exact. How boring was that?!

Shocked, confused, anxious and incredibly angry, our young stallion finds himself thrust into the beginning of the first episode, all the way to the finale.

As he aids the Mane Six in their quests with his limited knowledge and sarcastic wit, he seeks for the truth: how did he get here? Why him of all bronies? Why don't any of the monarchs address themselves as "King" or "Queen"? Why are some of the villains so bland in their goals? Why doesn't Spike the Dragon have wings? Is there a pony mating season? If so, how best does he avoid it? Why do some ponies wear clothing while the rest don't? What is that forsaken voice in his head, repeatedly telling him to go assist the main heroes in their adventuree?

And most importantly: why does he find himself so attracted to a certain purple unicorn? Doesn't that go against all laws of... well, everything that is against 'wrongness'?

All these will be answered as he traverses this new world to find a way to return home.

This is his - and by that I mean my - story.

Here's how this is going to work.

This is a what-if if I, myself, were somehow transported into the world of MLP. Each and every episode will be covered with little differences here and there. To be honest: I have only started watching the show (though I haven't watched it in order just yet; that includes the very first episode), and I will be carefully analyzing each episode and the characters before writing the chapters. One chapter per episode.

I won't be putting ALL my time and effort into this, as I have other work to be writing on as well. We will start the beginning with the first episode, and all of it will be in first-person view.

Speaking of which: I won't be some perfect gary-stu with a shiny teeth smile and beautiful mane. No no, you will be beholding me criticizing the world, its residents and its plots, all the while being a sarcastic jerk for a long time within Equestria (I'm not the most positive person you'd ever meet), before these ponies manage to soften me up... a little. Bound to happen in a world like Equestria, no?

Any questions/reviews will be responded to in the Author's Notes of the first chapter; which will be published soon.

And forgive any ignorance on my part. If I get something wrong about the world or its inhabitants, please notify me so I can learn better in the future.

With that covered: please the enjoy the story when the first proper chapter begins; which will be an introduction of his arrival into the very first episode!