chm01

name: i already said it for a while

sex:male

age: the why do you need to know this troubling

oh yeah by the way i live in México and my japanese name is 道重 Michishige (heavy journey) 大輝 Taiki (large radiance), weird huh?

things that i like: anime, manga, read, write, being with my friends, crossovers( if they're well written or show potential(at least in my eyes))

If you support the Yaoi/Yuri filter for the story search engine, paste this into your profile!

things that i dislike: first, yaoi, seriously get a grip people, i don't hate gays or lesbians, but if you are going to write or read those fics please at least have the decency to label them at the summary as there are many of us that don't like to read those. other things that i hate is self-centered pricks hipocrites and assholes, people who judge you for how you look or dress.

And of course the new trend that seems to be plaguing Naruto fanfics everywhere, RINNEGAN NARUTO! Oh my god! that thing's everywhere! because he is not powerful enough with all the power he has! Because he is obviously a weakling, the power of Asura? the techniques and variations he has, the senjutsu and the bijuu? NO! those are nothing, and it seems that author thinks he is nothing because he doesn't have an eye infection that allows him to make the rules of reality more useless nonsense, not that I say more as he already breaks the rules of physics.

favorite parings for naruto (not in order)

1.- naru/hina (yes i am naru/hina fan, mostly because the first fic i ever read was two halves of Dame Wren, so too bad, deal with it, but that doesn't mean i don't like other pairings)

2.-naru/ino (not so common and those two are alot alike)

3.-naru/kin( great and really rare pairing)

4.-naru/saku (if it is well written)

5.-naru/ten

6.-naru/temari(just read sins of the past thats in my favourite stories)

7.-naru/harem(as long as tsunade is not in it)

8.-naru/oc(there are some good stories of this one around the site)

for Ranma1/2:

1.-Ranma/shampoo

2.-Ranma/Nabiki(don't really know why)

3.-Ranma/Ukyo(sadly i haven't found a good fic for this one yet)

pairings i dislike(or found weird):

1.-naru/hanabi (just creepy, but i found a couple that are good)

2.-naru/tsunade(rather grosse for the difference of ages, unless it's tiem travel fic or she becomes young again)

3.-nau/tayu(i just can't picture them together)

4.-Ranma/Akane(sorry but i don't see it happening)

5.- anything but Sora/Kairi(after they put the song under the sea for tree days thanks to that blasted world i think i deserve to see them together)

pairings that i hate.

YAOI (but the weird thing is i find the fics where naruto is a female interesting and since in them naruto was not a man to begin with as long as there is no yaoi in it

ANIME AND MANGA THAT I LIKE:

Naruto,trigun,cowboy bebop,macross, zoids (chaos and next generation),one piece(the manga),gundam(wing and seed),bleach,samurai x(rurorin kenshin, i think is written), full metal panic,samurai champloo, and so many more

for future plans:

i plan on making at least one fic for every non-yaoi pairing for naruto, so don't worry if some pairing appear in the list above i'm a man of my word so if i say i'll do it i'll do it.

PROLOGUES IN PRODUCTION:

among SeeDs

ideas for fanfiction( meaning they're not even prologues):

among SeeDs:xover with final fantasyVIII:after succeding in recovering sasuke Naruto can't stand the pressure and mistreatment for the shape he brougth him back,so kyuubi offers to send him to his world and become his personal GF at the price of taking his memories of konoha, then he enrolls in balamb garden, will he stay or go back, what will happen when people that claim to know him come to that world, and why its suddenly its so important for them and for him to remeber, pairing will either be Tenten or Sakura

Naruto, sword of will:xover with the legend of Zelda, ocarina of time(after what happened in the game).when Naruto finds out who his father was and what did he do to him he was so pissed that he took his father's stuff,including a weird musical instrument and played the tune in a scroll he was transported to Hyrule there he started a new life, two years later his past from both worlds come seeking him, so what will he do?. pairing could be either Temari or Malon( from the game), i'm inclined for the later.

the toad, the slug, the snake and the fox: during the battle of valley of the end Naruto is transported back into the past to the days when the sannin were merely genin, and the worst is that he lost most of his memory, in that time he enters the legendary team seven, as he become a legend himself along with his teammates. who knows he migth end up being his own grandfather, pairing: Naruto/Tsunade (and this is the only way i'll ever write one)

you know what?,screw it:after traveling back to the past for fith time Naruto gets sick of it and decided that instead of trying just to prevent the disasters to strike konoha he changes everything, so he is no longer the dead last, wacht as he go around life using everything he knows while making Sasuke's life impossible, as for the pairing i really don't know, probably temari

oh shit: everything in konoha is fine, the snake is dead, sasuke is back and akatsuki was destroyed, so what better way to celebrate than to throw a village-sized party with sake,looooooootsss of sake, the interesting part comes the next morning, as for the pairings i'll try to make them as troublesome and chaotic as possible and there won't be yaoi of any sort.

untitled: after certain event happened in his life Naruto is taken by kyuubi back to the past, but something goes wrong and now he ends up being the twin brother of yondaime, but not all is totally bad because in that time during his academy days(again) he meets a girl and develops feelings for her, the only problem, a boy named Fugaku. pairing Naruto/Mikoto and Minato/Kushina (still working on the idea)

if you're wondering why i keep avoiding stuff like Naru/Hana is because they're among the hardest pairings to make and i'm sill not good enough to not screw it in the process.

please send me a message if you want me to prioritize any of these proyects so they come early.

and for those who are waiting updates this is how it's going to work the moment that one fic starts getting to the bottom in my profile i'll update it.

what's new: i've been reading a lot of other types of fanfiction besides Naruto, among them: the legend of zelda, kingdom hearts, zoids, Ranma(duh) i might get to write somthing for this series later.

next in line for updating: either a fox with stripes, chronicles of a twiligth warrior or ??

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list.
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If you could read that put it in your profile

85 percent of writers that do Naruto fanfiction either hate fangirls, or hates Sasuke. If you are part of that 15 percent that hates both, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KyuubiWindscar, Banished Soul of Darkness, Kyu-kun, TheFirstHokage, Blackshadow1006, chm01

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Grumpywinter.

The Dragon Blood Guard.

chm01

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

or

Suddenly she gets suspicious and realizes the brakes are out and the guy was making some stupid idiotic gesture or was suicidal. She yells...CUT THE ENGINE OFF! THE KEY IS RIGHT THERE IDIOT!! THE CLUTCH ALSO WORKS TO DISENGAGE THE ENGINE!! YOU CAN EVEN DOWNSHIFT!! MAYBE EVEN TRY RELEASING THE THROTTLE!!!

When the motorcycle coasts to a stop a short time later she gets off and storms away refusing to ever speak to anyone that stupid again.

If you have warning on a motorcycle, which this guy obviously did, it is EASY to decelerate and there are MANY ways to cut power to the engine. Even laying the motorcycle down is preferable to RUNNING into a building. If you have the above thing in your profile, remove it or put this in your profile Do not pay homage to stupidity. It is nice to know you would do something like this for a loved one though.

I'm Sorry,

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you've ever cried reading or watching One Piece post this on your profile.

If you've ever gotten hungry reading Toriko post this on your profile.

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"
Most Importantly... I'm not a geek, i'm an "Otaku."
If you are a Proud Otaku, like this, and post it on your wall.

oh yeah I forgot to mention it but I HATE SASUKE!

to whoever is reading this, SOPA is once again threatening to take away our freedoms on the internet is back. Not only back, but it is trying to be passed quietly so nobody notices. SOPA will guarantee that anybody who streams a video, whether it be on youtube, a walkthrough for a video game, or a kid singing a song that is 'copyrighted' they will be treated as a felon.

this means that a fanfiction writer can being carted off to a maximum state prison for writing a character from any anime, amnga, book, movie, the list is endless. exaggerating? If this passes it will not be long, because once this passes, then anything goes. Fanfiction will be attacked for using canon characters in a fanon manner, authors will be arrested for writing a book whose main character has glasses just like in another series, artists will be arrested and confined for using sapphire blue in the iris of one of their characters like another author. This effect us all and we can not let it happen.

this is not only for writters in the united states, it affects all of us, each and every one of us that writes fanfiction is going to be affected, here is proof (this links were taken from the announcement of another fanfic author, I did not find them myself):

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: / www . washingtonpost blogs/the-switch/wp/2013/08/05/sopa-died-in-2012-b ut-obama-administration-wants-to-revive-part-of-it /

: / www . techdirt articles/20130805/12472124074/administration-cant- let-go-wants-to-bring-back-felony-streaming-provis ions-sopa . shtml

: / www . youtube watch? v=1fTt4K4Cae4

spread the word people, in your profiles, your blogs, on person, so it's once again repelled, we beat them before and we can do it again. We can't allow them to do this to our liberties, we are not hurting anyone and we are not earning a dime for doing this, if this goes thru is not only fanfiction that will suffer, but anything that allows to be something more than just a cog in the system.

Don't let tthem tell you how to use your creativity, don't let them win.

The Ten Commandments of Reviewing - created by FictionReader98 and Zoneshifter D

1) Thou shalt point out the parts you enjoy
2) Thou shalt point out the parts you disliked, if any.
3) Thou shalt point out the parts you utterly hated and explain why
4) Thou shalt write with good grammar!
5) Thou shalt not give annonymous reviews, for the authors might want to reply to thine criticism!
6) Thou shalt not flame
7) Thou shalt write a four sentence paragraph minimum!
8) Thou shalt use constructive criticism!
9) Thou shalt review as much as possible, not merely once!
10) Thou shalt voice thine expectations

if you have time and one of my stories catche's your interest I would ask you give it the same treatment

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

someone recently asked me why did I stopped writing and if I was ever going to continue, I didn't answer at the time but there are many reasons I haven't updated in such a long time, one of the most prominent is a jackass of a flamer (if you are reading this you know who you are, you damn coward) that decided that since he did not like the way I write, he/she/it/whatever decided instead that flaming me was an acceptable course of action, and I did not come to this site to be insulted and to take that kind of abuse from others, so this is what I'm gonna do:

Attention All Authors on this Site: Suggestion
Because of the rapid increase of Flamers on this site, people who give harsh reviews doing nothing but making fun of, insulting, trashing on a story or the author. These people are different than those that give negative reviews, but are respectful. These people, the real trash of this site, Flame us, and report us because they don't like our stories. They don't like what we write about, but instead of just NOT reading the story they try and get us taken down instead of being mature.

That is why I have a suggestion.

To make this better than it is now, I say that we take away ALL of the power of the trolls and flamers by mass blocking them. When you see a Flamer of Pure troll, create a list on your profile with their name on it.
As the list grows, don't be afraid to tell people about the list in your stories. Let them KNOW so that they can block the people on the list and ADD to the list when they see authors being tortured by Flamers.

Note: Harsh reviews that HELP the author grow as an author are different from Flames.

We authors write these fanfics, while most of these flamers have never even tried to write, and what they do write is horrible.
Of course, just because we block them won't stop them right away. They will try and post their flames as Guests... that is why I want ALL authors to turn on their Guest Review Moderator so that YOU can control what reviews show up and don't show up in your reviews.

There is only ONE time a flame is considered appropriate, and that is when somebody is stealing parts of their story or entire chapters from others. These people are just as bad as the flamers.

Back to the issue, why should we, the Authors, have to fear what we write so that we don't get flamed and reported by some people trying to act tough when they know that we can't hit them in real life? We shouldn't have to fear! We have the power to fight against them if we team up and stick together!

If you see a Flamer, don't even bother dignifying anything they write with a PM. If a Flamer PM's you, delete their PM right away. You see an obvious flamer add them to the list! I want this site to be truly about the freedom to right what we want to write!
This is our hobby flamers! Some of us use this as our outlet for out frustrations.

Now, lets also stick together and not put an Author's name on this life just because we don't like them. We are protecting ourselves from little more than bullies, but we shouldn't become bullies either.

You here this flamers! If you don't STOP flaming, you will start to lose the ability to review completely!

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you agree, and want to support this plan! - Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer (FTDS)

and for the anonymous ass that caused this I will start to write again and I will remove the anonymous reviews, hope you are happy, so please, open and account and try it.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't.

thats all JA NE.