A Tale of Vegas:Two Kryptonains and a Potter

Chapter 2

And he was the responsible one!

"Normal Speech."

'Normal thought.'

"Telepathic communication."

"Spells!"

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It spoke of Harry's mental resiliency that when he awoke from fainting the first time that he was able to remain conscious after being told the fact that he married an alien and her clone. The only thing he asked for was bit more information.

"So what your telling me is that your both aliens and Karren isn't even from this dimension and Divine was cloned from Karren for a mad man but you were able to escape him and you both were in Vegas for a celebration do I have it right so far?" asked Harry totally believing that the two were telling the truth about them being aliens since they had shown him a quick look at their power of flight, super strength and speed along with a whole gambit of other ones including x-ray vision that last one made him slightly self-conscious.

"Yep right so far."Answered Divine who was still naked and sitting in Harry's boxer covered lap.

"And that Karren is the super hero Power Girl?" Harry knew who Power Girl was since his whale of cousin had a box full of pictures of female super heroes that he really didn't want to know what Dudley did with them.

"Yep." the answer came from Karren who also apparently had no desire to be dressed as she sat beside him with her head on his shoulder and playing with messy hair.

"We also got married last night while I was drunk and the marriage certificates looks legal." this was a statement since there was some fine print that while he could read it it was mostly legal jargon that only lawyers could figure out.

"Well we weren't exactly sober last night either yea know." said Karren which was true while their bodies handled alcohol better then humans they still could get drunk if they drank enough or it had a high enough alcoholic content.

"Right tho this isn't the hotel room that I checked into with Re-"it was then that two facts it Harry's still sluggish mind one was that this nice and expensive room wasn't the modest room he and Remus had rented and two he didn't know where Remus was! "Crap I lost Remus!".

"Remus? Oh you mean the old guy that was with you he was fine the last we saw him." said Divine shrugging her shoulders.

"When was that?" asked a worried Harry as Remus was one of the last people he trusted in the whole world and was one of his family.

"Hmm it was at the wedding tho he did disappear afterward and he was drinking heavily too more then even you how he was still standing is mystery." spoke Karren with smile as she found it amusing.

Okay that meant Remus was probably fine but had a hangover that could kill a dragon but that was better then the alternatives, so all he had to do was find the man that couldn't be so hard right. Breaking away from that line of thought Harry looked around the room that wasn't his "I'm guessing this room is the two of yours because this isn't the one that Remus and I rented." the place was huge tho parts of it didn't match look a splash of color in wrong place he had probably done accidental magic to cause that.

"Nope this is yours you got it comped after you cleaned up at the tables last night winning five million guess they thought if you stuck around they might be able to get some the winnings back." said Divine as she sifted in her seat rubbing her soft yet firm rear on a certain pert of Harry's body.

Trying to ignore the sensation Harry went on but had a slight stutter at the beginning "W-w-well I'd better try to find Remus first then we can sort this all out." yep he really could use Remus's sound advice right about now.

Out of his field of vision Karren smiled at an idea that just popped into her head which Divine apparently had caught on to "Harry if were going to be going out I think it best if we get a shower first." with that the two women stood up allowing Harry to do the same.

"Okay that's a good idea." he didn't want to walk around smelling or anything.

That being said Divine took his wrist and pulled along Harry who wasn't resisting at all with Karren taking his other arm and pulling to her chest "Ahh I thought we were going to shower?".

" Oh we are but it will be more fun if all three of us are there." said Karren as she and her clone pulled the unresisting boy into the bathroom.

"Oh." was all he could really say,the back of his mind Harry knew the Potter luck had struck again. It worked like this first something good happened then something equally bad happened to even it out. So lets count it out first he marries two drop dead gorgeous women then get's a free hotel room and wins five million dollars and is about to go take a shower with said gorgeous women … oh yeah he was screwed.

Back in England.

In one of his houses Sirius Black was moping about not getting to go to Vegas and show his Godson the true ways of debauchery, instead he had Mooney who probably had the pup going to all those boring shows unless it was some show girls now that was an idea he could get behind in more ways then one! Suddenly the black haired man stood bolt up right from the chair he was in and shouted "That's my Godson!" he didn't know why he shouted that but he was feeling immense pride in his Godson who was probably doing something he would approve of!

In another part of England two girls stopped what they were doing and looked west, the red head felt extreme jealously and a bushy haired girl felt the need to lecture some one about proper behavior.

Back with Harry and the girls.

After a long shower Harry and his wives were walking down the main strip of Vegas and were drawing quite a few looks from the people they passed, he guessed it was the odd group they made.

It wasn't every day a person saw 16 year old boy walking with two of the most beautiful women they had ever seen who were hold on to him. It also might have been dressed.

Harry had decided to wear his best pair of jeans and a gray t-shirt with both looking far too big for him and them beginning to become thread bare, these had been Dudley's a few years ago and he also knew he was odd when compared to Karren and Divine who in his opinion were stunning.

Karren was wearing a pair of tight hip hugging jeans that seemed to be low cut showing off her curvy legs with open toed sandals, her top was a white strap less tube top that embraced her every curve and showed off good deal of cleavage.

Divine was dressed in a pair of black leather pants so tight that they looked painted on with black sneakers, her top was a black bikini that was either made out leather or spandex with the way it hung off her. On her hands were a pair of black finger-less gloves, her look was completed by a black choker around her neck.

Each girl walked on either side of him holding on to an arm and were pressing it into their breasts, as they walked the side walk they drew many a jealous stare from males.

The trio had just gone to the wedding chapel that they had gotten married at to find out if anyone had seen Remus, the Elvis that had married them had been very helpful with that he told that Remus had left alone pretty drunk. He said the best bet was to head to closest police station to see if they had picked him up or at least heard about about him.

So as they headed to the station the three spoke to each other about their lives, Harry told them of his life(Slightly edited) his friends and being a wizard, Divine didn't have much to tell still being new to having freedom, Karren told them of her old world her new life here and being a super hero. Harry had learned an important fact that Karren was related to Superman, Harry hoped that he was as nice a guy as he was on TV because he didn't want to piss off a guy that could flick him through a wall.

When the three arrived at the police station Harry walked right up to the desk Sargent a rather portly man with a crew cut of red hair, when he asked the man if they had picked up anyone of Remus description or name last night. He was told shocked him his core.

"Could please repeat that I think I had something crazy in my ear." no way he heard that right Remus was the responsible one of the marauders.

"I'll repeat that he was found bare assed naked running down the main strip where was yelling about a person named Tonk's, he was charged with public indecency, Public drunkenness along with a few other minor crimes there isn't a court date but he has to pay his fine before he can leave town. Since your here I'll release him into your custody he in the tank to sober I'll one of the other officers take you to him.".

Harry was led into the back followed by his wives were they found Remus laying down a bench in his cell groaning in pain from what Harry could only assume was from a massive hangover.

Walking up to the bars of the cell Harry used a soft voice so not to exacerbate the man's hangover "Remus it's time to wake up I have a bit of a problem.".

All he got was a groan and Remus turning to face away from Harry "Not now Harry I've got a bit of hangover unless you've been arrested too." the man was in pain so the next words out of his mouth didn't exactly help.

"No Remus I haven't been arrested but I kinda did get married last night … to two women." Harry gave a weak smile at this.

His former Professor's reaction was immediate he sat up quickly and looked at Harry with wide blood shot eyes muttering "Bloody hell.".

Later at a cafe.

Remus rubbed his temples as he drank his second cup of coffee to help get over his hangover, he had just listened to Harry recount the tale of this morning and was feeling a headache coming on top of his hangover. Remus was already reading through the documents that he had been given by the newly weds, so far it seemed that the marriage was legal and as he read further into the fine print of marriage licensee he saw that it was more then that.

Looking up from the papers the werewolf saw the three looking at him intently, he could already see Sirius's reaction to this the man would probably so proud of Harry for marrying the two but it wasn't his friends reaction that worried him.

Gathering his thoughts Remus took a deep breath and spoke " I've read through the entire thing and I can say this you three are legally married under international wizarding law and the US law but that's not all it looks like and I'm not sure how to say this but it looks like your bound in more then that."Said the man as he ran his hand through his hair, yep this was going to be one big pain in the ass.

Chapter 2 end.

An:Whoo chapter 2 is done, I hope I've continued with the good work so far and if you like this tell me if something has to be fixed review this. I have also got an idea of a marvel version of this but I'm unsure if will do it and if I do who I will use. So until next time bye