This Harry Potter would turn James Bond green with envy. Very adult, so beware.

A bit satire, crack, with not ever decoupling.
Not pick: he blinded his witness it was self defense ( most of it...).

I wanted to read it just for the Tracy. For about a period of 2 years once, read TOO many Haphnes with friendly fun Tracy, but Harry pursues ice bitch Daphne. I was tempted to write a Daphne bitch with later regrets, Tracy getting Harry.

Smut OK, but the arse grab while on top?
One handed pushups?
The bottle around, wand hand changes ... Tracy doing all the "work" docking and locking their docking?
Lol, maybe a charm for that?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fantastic. Love the mental image. Though the after... mhmm, action report is going to be a doozy.

Amusing

This was good, though more than a little bit crazy. I almost expected Tracy to have been a Polyjuiced Draco, but am thankful she wasn't.

This was Amazing I Think! It was so funny with this sassy Harry who's haves sex and duelling at same time. A joy to read!

LOL, shoutouts to Shoot em up!/Drive Angry...nice fun fic.

Battling to the death against multiple opponents while plugged into a woman and she doesn't even notice, sensory spell notwithstanding? (And if she can't hear the attackers, why can she hear Harry?) Nah, this is just braindamaged.

The most bad ass thing a person could ever do. Give a woman large amounts of pleasure while drinking and killing bad guys.
Shoot Em Up is a neat movie.

This story makes me think of Mr & Mrs Smith when they're fighting each other with the music in the beginning (The Mondo bongo one).
Just fabulous evening for Mr Potter !

This is one of the best stories I have ever read on this site, one shot or huge 400k word epic. Super original, well written, funny, and you didn't reuse garbage spells from cannon. Fantastic job, definitely added to the favorites list.

On a side note, tequila is awesome. Can't stand any over hard alcohol becides that and rum.

I'm surprised the scene was inspired by Shoot 'Em Up.

It actually reminds me of a scene in 'Drive Angry' in which Nicolas Cage's character has a gun fight while having sex and holding a bottle of Jack Daniels

either the writers are fans of Shoot 'Em Up or they're avid fanfiction readers

This is a hilarious story. The idea of it is really pretty ridiculous.

I liked that it started off serious with the fair comments about the corrupting nature of power then the sex while fighting just made me laugh.

Very entertaining, and rather confusing when one tries to visualize the fight sequence.

Hilarious and great action