I decided to be more gentle with Louise, a little ribbing is nice, but I am no longer interested in Character bashing (as some of you may have noticed in my other stories too with Sasuke, Sakura and other characters) as I have started to see it as "Tiring" so I'll try to make my approach to her a tiny bit more gentle.

I promise I will try. ^ ^

If you know someone able and open to draw an image for this and my other stories please tell me.

Naruto is disgustingly OP in this story, don't say I never warned you.

I am adding Tiffania to the Pairing since a LOT of you were a step close at begging me to.

If this ruins the story for you...MEH! I can't make everyone happy, it's impossible so I stopped bothering about that ages ago and decided to write just for the sake of writing.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Zero no Tsukaima (Familiar of Zero) or whatever I will use and I already used in this or any other story I write, wrote and will write nor I did this for money or any sort of compensation. Thank you for your time.

A word of advice, Naruto here will act slightly different from Canon due to not being the "Original one". I am not Masashi Kishimoto, I CAN'T make him Canon-like.

Chapter 9: Albion's assault. One Ninja of Konoha VS 70'000 Soldiers!

Tristain Magic Academy – Courtyard -

It had been several weeks since the incident with Wardes and the successive talk with Mazarin, Henrietta had now fully ascended to the role of Queen and was trying to smooth things while the borders of Tristain were still torn by small conflicts, especially since she was now aware of the existence of Reconquista, making said group even more bold in their actions.

Louise herself (just like many other students whose families had ties to the local army) was seen often leave the school while accompanied by Agnes herself in some Secret Missions, and the girl would always return looking dead tired and a little worse for wear, but luckily never injured too much; partly thanks to her Familiar helping her escape trouble just like Naruto had taught her how to.

And speaking of said blond Familiar...

Ever since then it was a strange atmosphere the students passing by would see taking place every morning after breakfast in an isolated corner of the school ground; they could see Montmorency's Familiar sitting cross-legged in the shades of the giant walls surrounding the school with his eyes closed and a face devoid of expression as he stood absolutely immobile, making the onlookers wonder if he was indeed alive or a statue, undisturbed even by the three/four birds singing merrily from his shoulders or the top of his head.

That and Headmaster Osmond sitting comfortably on a chair close to him and sometimes waving his staff around in unheard spells to study their results and take notes, sometimes helped in this by Professor Colbert himself.

"Do you see it?" Osmond asked with a low voice to not disturb the meditating Familiar.

"Yes, Headmaster. Energy of some kind seems to flow inside him when he breaths-in and the flow out when he release his breath, even his heartbeat has slowed-down a lot to match this rhythm." Colbert answered while still analyzing the thing with critical eyes.

"This happens every time he goes in deep meditation, day after day with no exception, so much that in that patch of grass he always sits, the grass seemed even healthier than the rest, even flowers look about to spring out." Osmond answered.

"Any theory about this, sir?"

"Many, on top of which that he is somehow commuting with the Magic of Natur itself, just like a Elf is said to be able of." Osmond replied with narrowed eyes.

"...That's because I am a Sage, old man." Anruto answered without opening his eyes and making the two jump.

"AH!"

"I knew you were spying on me every time I did this, it's the upside of joining the flow of Nature Chakra." the Familiar answered getting up to stretch a little.

"Sorry if we interrupted you training." Colbert offered sighing.

"It's okay, for once I can interrupt sooner than usual, at least you will finally get some answers." the blond answered smirking and giving them a wink.

"May as well," the Headmaster said getting up from his chair.

"I am aware that you call Willpower Chakra, and I accepted it as a quirk coming from different education and origins, but what escapes me is...What exactly are you doing and how you can mimic the fabled power of the Elf tribe." he then asked.

"Monmon-chan told me about those people. I guess they are Sages too, they too can use Nature Energy to cast spell directly, I mostly use that to strengthen my body and senses, along...Well...it helps in using a small Triumph Card of mine, one I hope to NEVER be forced to use here! That would be bad news." Naruto answered.

"Your Seals instead...Can I see them? Even just one." Colbert asked.

"I am sorry, but I can't. I cannot risk those being copied, that knowledge brought ruin to my land, and I will keep it a secret to my death, so that when I too will die, that knowledge will disappear forever." Naruto answered with a sad expression.

"We had planned to rebuild a Village here, but seeing how things are, adding further power to the so called 'Nobles' would be a bad idea." Kurama commented sighing.

"Even should we manage to change how things work here, and by working alone this would be HARD, not everybody will just drop what they have been doing for ages and accept a new way of life." Matatabi added.

"And at the same time, since not everybody can use Magic/Chakra, we wouldn't be able to Elevate the Commoners to the same level of the Nobles, I fear that for now we'll need to drop the plan altogether until a new development arise." Son Goku commented.

"You sure? You may know the way to advance our overall knowledge of Magic, by not being shackled-down by the need to use wands or staves, our comprehension would soar sky-high." Osmond commented sadly.

"Yes, but just look how chaotic things are already, would adding the option to do things wandless help along? Just to give an example from the top of my head...An assassin would be able to just mask as a poor beggar and still be able to kill the target without a wand. I would not add any new trick, probably, but at the same time I would make things harder to keep in check." Naruto countered shaking his head.

"And I can't honestly promise you your secrets will be well guarded, that would be an even bigger joke." the Headmaster commented sighing.

"Henrietta-chan understood this and promised I would not be bothered about this." the blond said smiling.

Sigh! "PLEASE do not use those friendly terms when talking about her Majesty, it feels...Wrong?" Colbert said unsure.

"More like, VERY AWKWARD, Professor." Osmond replied.

"That too."

"She said she don't mind." the young man replied shrugging.

"Even more awkward then..."

"Headmaster?" a new voice said as a Maid neared the trio followed by Montmorency herself.

"Oh! Little Siesta! What's wrong?" Osmond asked curious.

"I am very sorry to interrupt you, Headmaster! But Her Majesty has sent a letter for you and I was told to give it to you as soon as possible!" the young maid said bowing while handing a letter to the old man.

"Oh! It sounds important then!"

"You okay, Naruto?" Montmorency asked as she walked to stand in front of her Familiar.

"Uh-hu! Just meditating, Monmon-chan!" he answered smiling.

"You sure you were not just taking a nap?" she countered smirking a little.

"Naaaw! That is a mean thing to say...Want me to spank you?"

"P-P-Pervert! D-Don't say things like that in the open!" the Noble girl hissed with a red face.

"It didn't sound like a NO to me," the young man whispered merrily.

"I let you do it just once and you already got over your head that I like it..." the girl muttered in dismay.

"You do, you do. You can't hide that from a Super Ninja like me."

"...Stupid ninja training..." the Noble cursed under her breath.

"H-H-He spanks her?!" the young maid thought as while on the outside she acted like she didn't hear a thing (As per Standard Maid/Servant Training) on the inside she already had images playing in her head.

SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!

"Oh no, Master! Please have mercy!"

SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!

"Ooooh!"

SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!

"If you want forgiveness, you know what to do..."

SLUUUUURP!

"UUUNGH! UUUGH! M-M-Master, I can't! It's too massive! My mouth cannot please you!"

"Shut up, you swine! And keep sucking my-"

"...Hee-hee-hee..."

"Hello? You there?" Naruto asked snapping his fingers in front of the girl's eyes.

"Aah-ah?" the maid gurgled unsure.

"You okay? You were spacing out." the shinobi asked again looking worried.

"Ignore her, Naruto...Really, of all the Maids I could choose as a present for my birthday, I had to choose the more air-headed one of the bunch..." Montmorency commented sighing in dismay.

"I still don't like the idea of people being used as a present." the young man commented.

"Better with me and you than with some pervert, at least we have some decency!" the girl answered huffing haughtily.

"Yes...Decency..." Siesta thought rolling her eyes, she had seen their 'Decency' just the day prior when she...CASUALLY...Looked through the keyhole of Montmorency's room to see the girl spasm in ecstasy as her Familiar buried his head between her legs doing some clearly great job at pleasing her by looking at how hard her legs clenched around his head.

Siesta's own hand had worked few extra hours that night because of them, and not for sewing either! And since she was now the girl's personal Maid she couldn't even let the news slip for others to know or her head would be the first to go!...If only she could be sure it was possible to reap 'Benefits' from knowing that...Hogging those skills was a crime in itself.

"Very well! It seems pretty straightforward." Osmond finally said once finished scanning the letter.

"Good news, Headmaster?" Professor Colbert asked.

"Yes and no. Apparently Miss Valliere and her Void Spells of Illusion are helping a lot in the war campaigns against Reconquista, but the Royal Family is afraid that just covering our forces' retreat whenever needed won't be enough."

"So it's our time to enter the frame?" Naruto asked with a serious expression.

"I fear that it is indeed the case, Monsieur Naruto. Due to your own personal abilities and Miss Montmorency Magic, you are being asked to undertake another kind of Mission." Osmond replied with a sad expression.

"What kind of Mission, Headmaster?" Montmorency asked immediately.

Sigh! "Her Majesty wants you two to go behind enemy lines and destroy their supplies, they hope that between Ninja Techniques and Magic you two will manage to strike the enemy in a way that will force them into retreat since they wouldn't have the means to supply their soldiers. Weapons, food, animals and ammunition, all must be intercepted and destroyed utterly and completely." the old man answered.

"I can do this by myself, there is no need to put Montmorency in danger." Naruto said immediately and with crossed arms.

SLAP!

To be honest, he should have seen Montmorency's slap to his face coming from a mile away.

"DON'T YOU DARE! D-D-Don't you dare leaving me behind! I am the Master and you are the Familiar! I won't be treated like a glass doll by my servant!" the Noble Girl said in vitriolic scorn.

"That was an excessive answer, Miss Montmorency, he just showed great willingness in protecting you, nothing more." Colbert said sighing.

"Sorry, Montmorency." the blond man muttered groaning.

"We'll do as her Majesty ask, TOGETHER. Just give us the details of the Mission and it will be done."

"Very well, I will inform the Queen of your accepting her request, be prepared as you are expected to depart as soon as we receive the details of your fist target." Osmond said shaking his head.

"Of course, Headmaster! Come, Naruto! We have to prepare our supplies!" Montmorency said running away.

"Right behind you!" he replied following her immediately after.

Sigh! "I don't like sending children to make the job of soldiers." the Headmaster commented with a defeated sigh.

"Me neither, Sir...Tell me the truth, you too caught the fact that she slapped him not for insubordination, isn't it?" Colbert answered.

"Hohoho! Those two must be sweethearts, and unless she proves he would be a good candidate, knowing her father I don't think Lord De Montmorency would accept their love." Osmond replied with a small laugh.

"You think others know this?"

"Unlikely, the way he looks at her can be chalked-up as mere Familiar attachment, but the look she had in her eyes just now, that can't be misunderstood. There is no need for me to ask you to keep this and everything else a secret, right, Little Siesta?"

"Of course, Headmaster! My mouth will be sealed shut! Not even by mistake or for gossip I will tell a single thing of what was said here." the girl replied immediately while bowing deeply.

"Good girl. Keep the secret and I am sure that if you play your cards right dear Montmorency will let you 'join' her games with her Familiar once or twice, so you will finally stop changing sheets that often while reading your 'Peculiar' books." the Headmaster said with a lecherous smile as he walked away.

"Wha-wha-wha-wha!" the poor maid stuttered with a very red face at that.

"Headmaster..." Colbert muttered in dismay as he followed the old man away.

It was real then that nothing escaped Osmond eyes if it happened inside his school (Longueville thing excluded), but that didn't help poor Siesta to not feel utter and absolute shame at being found out like that!

Meanwhile – Montmorency's room -

The Noble girl was still hungrily kissing her Familiar, having assaulted him as soon as they had entered her room and violently slamming his back against its frame to plunge her tongue as deep as she could in his throat.

"Sorry for the slapping, but never again say that you'll leave me behind, got it?" Montmorency said hotly as she stopped kissing to give several sloppy licks to the cheek she slapped before.

"I simply don't want to put you in danger." he answered lifting her up in his arms so that she could do it without standing on her toes.

"We live together, we train together, we fight together and if it happens, we die together." she answered as she watched him undress her while bringing her to her bed.

"But between us I am the one that has more chances to return alive from those Missions." the young man answered as he took away her skirt with rabid hunger.

"I will be by your side, W-w-we are together in good and bad things!" she answered as her blouse too was hastily opened and her bra lifted.

"Then if you really want to tag along, I'll do everything in my power to protect you." the Familiar answered as his head lowered to attack her chest while his hands expertly took care of her lower body.

"AAAH!"

"I can't wait anymore, Monmon-chan! I can't!" he whispered in need.

"N-N-NO! I-I-I can't! Not before marriage! I-I-If I don't get Virgin to the wedding day my father will kill us both!"

"I can't hold it any longer...I want you...ALL of you..." he growled in answer.

"O-O-Oh! God!" she moaned as his hands and tongue touched EVERYWHERE on her body.

"Just-Just W-Wait! P-P-Please! Please wait just a bit longer a-a-a-a-and I-I'll let you do everything! E-Everything you want to me! J-J-Just be patient! Just a little longer A-a-and I won't stop you anymore! WE won't stop anymore! I need this too, but we need to wait!"

"Wait what? You want me to marry you?" the blond man asked chuckling.

"W-W-What if I want you to?" Montmorency breathed-out just as her first micro-climax shook her brain.

"What would you get by marrying somebody like me?" the other asked honestly confused.

"And Y-You ask? L-L-Let's see...A strong husband I will love completely, a faithful lover I know will never cheat on me, a best friend worth this name always there for me and...T-T-That's it."

"That's it? Little liar..." he asked grinning as his hand grabbed a certain love button of hers down south to roughly pinch it making her go cross-eyed.

"GUOOOOOOOOOOOH! And bragg-bragging rights! B-B-BRAGGING RIGHTS! OH, GOD! Nobody else w-w-will have this Pleasure! It will be mine! ALL MINEEE!" she replied shrieking as she flooded the bed.

"You had me at best friend, truth be told..." the young man said kissing her.

"...T-Then we can continue?" she asked hopeful.

"Of course, honey!" he said grinning.

"Nnngh!"

"...Don't tell me you had an orgasm just from that?" he asked in disbelief.

"It's how you said it!" she answered whining.

"Then be ready, if we really have to marry, then you'll have to bear the weight of hundreds of thousands of years of my pent-up Lust coming out all at once during our honeymoon! And the next day, and the day after that, and the day after that."

"Y-Y-You Beast!" Montmorency answered with an aroused growl as she clenched his hand in an eager crushing grip down in her privates.

"Oh, I will be…I will be." the other answered smirking.

"I-I hope so, I-I-I have great expectations from you!" she answered with a challenging smile.

"You will regret those words, girl...Can you others PLEASE stop panting like that?" Gyuki the eight-tailed Ox asked groaning.

"Easy for you to say!" Kurama answered trying, and failing, to look away from the scene of out-of-control mutual masturbation just like the other Biju too were failing to ignore.

Two Weeks later – Border with Saxe-Gotha -

It had been a tiring two weeks what followed for Montmorency, two long weeks where she more than once er day she exhausted her Willpower forcing her Familiar to summon a Clone to protect her while he gave the finishing touches to the enemy supply lines.

His work ethics too surprised her, she knew he had Stamina to spare, but the sheer tirelessness he worked with was still a surprise to her; luckily the Mission in itself was pretty much easy, they were required to follow the Queen's spies report about where the enemy's storage were or where the next convoy would pass, and then assault the thing to either destroy or rob them blind.

Naruto's summon Gamagori too was very helpful, that giant Toad could flatten enemy camps just by being summoned above them, let alone when he unsheathed his own sword (a 'Short' blade as big as one of the towers of her school) and start hacking and slashing in great earnestness to force the enemy soldiers into retreating so to not be cut to ribbons.

Fifteen days and forty-seven targets between convoys and secret bases filled to the brim in supplies later, the blond duo of Noble and Familiar was FINALLY returning home since to spare time the Queen had organized few meeting points between them and the spy holding the next assignment thus leaving them very little time to achieve each attack so to fully use the shinobi's abilities.

All interspersed, for some arcane reasons Montmorency could not fathom, with Henrietta's personal letters to Naruto telling him about her day and begging him (and the girl had the doubt the Queen meant only him) to be careful and come back safely to Tristain and asking him answer to her letters in kind as soon as possible.

"That was the last one...Finally!" Montmorency groaned tiredly from the giant head of her Familiar.

"Sure there were a lot of targets, I guess they had to ask us to take care of it because of the sheer number of them, if not for my being a Shinobi and Jinchuuriki, dealing with all of them would have stretched their resources too thin." Naruto, now transformed into a replica of Kurama, said in surprise.

"Her Majesty is a slave-driver." the girl answered yawning.

"But she also always worried about us, you saw those letters, she was clearly worried about us!"

"About you perhaps, me? I am not sure about it." Montmorency answered bitterly.

"Ow come on! You can't be jealous of every girl I talk with! She clearly was talking to the two of us!"

"So you'll tell her about the handkerchief and strand of hair that was in the last letter?" Kurama asked smirking.

"Since I happen to value my life, I certainly won't!" the shinobi answered as he watched the girl on top of his head fall asleep.

"And both had a nice scent to them, eh? The hair especially." Shukaku said with a knowing smile.

"Dear God they do smell super nice! All her letters smell nice but those two things are on a completely different league! And I am actually worried about why she felt the need to do it." Naruto admitted ashamed.

"Maybe some Queen has decided to honor the young, strapping man that had been giving her strength during her darkest moments with her attention...And more!" Matatabi said wiggling his eyebrows making the other Biju laugh wildly at their Vessel's expenses.

"Oooh! Our dear friend caught the eyes of a real Princess! She must be really stricken about you!" Chomei added starting a new round of laughs.

"Oh, do shut-up, you bastards!" Naruto thought in dismay, luckily that was not the case! He dared not think about what would happen had that being the truth!

Meanwhile – Tristain – Royal Palace -

"The flock of hair must have reached him by now...Huhuhu! Step one of my plan is well on going!" Henrietta thought pleased as she watched the small vial resting on her desk in her private studio.

"Lovers Shampoo! The little secret of every newly-wed! It already has a very nice effect on things like paper and handkerchiefs, but its true power comes out when used on hair! It enhances their natural scent with its arousing spices and minty fragrance grabbing the attention of the target! If everything goes as I expect, it will make him memorize the scent of my hair to the point he will become fond of it, and of me as a result..." the young woman said with a small, shy smile.

She knew it was utterly wrong, but whenever that blond Familiar was close to her, she could feel the cold hole in her heart being filled once again in hope and warmth, and after his letters and his own personal presence next to her, she could no longer be apart from that sensation.

"I do not plan to steal him away...But to take a share of his warmth for me as well...I don't mind girls either..." the Queen muttered to herself with a red face of shyness for her impure thoughts.

The next day – Saxe-Gotha – Inn -

"Lovers Shampoo...Sure she is a woman full of tricks the Queen." Montmorency said while examining the flock of hair Henrietta gifted to her Familiar with critical eyes.

"Rummaging in my pockets because you saw that handkerchief poke out was not nice." Naruto commented sighing.

"And you were dilly-dallying too much in trying to break it up to me, I am not one to chew people's head off without letting them explain first, I thought you knew." she answered while pouring few drops of a blue liquid on the hair turning them red.

"On the hair too...crafty witch..." she then muttered impressed.

"Yes, but I also know you girls can be quite territorial,"

"That is also true...So...She must have some plans for you that require you to getting enamored with her scent. God this is barbaric, we explained to her you are a human that can turn into a beats and not the other way around, this plans requires you to posses more animal-like instincts than human's."

"But she doesn't know we are together...Maybe she hopes for the beast to come out."

"DON'T BE SUCH A...On second thought...Considering her chastity is probably even more guarded than even mine...Yes, that is a possibility, she lives a very strict life and you have gone several hundreds of thousands of years without the touch of a woman, probably she is getting the itch and feels like you are worthy of scratching it." Montmorency said after stopping herself from screaming in rage.

"Yep! She hates the woman, just listen how she talks about her." Gyuoki commented impressed.

"You touch me plenty, Monmon-chan!" Naruto answered smirking at her blushing.

"Shut-up, Pervert!...And even I know hands are not the same thing, not even the mouth is."

"There is always Plan B!"

"I already told you! Not during Missions or when I have classes, if I walk bowlegged people will start asking questions!"

"Sorry, Monmon-chan!"

"Good. Now, we'll deal with this tart as soon as she makes her next move, until then, we'll wait with our eyes open."

"Okay, if it makes you happy."

"More than happy, it makes me feel ready to counter her next move. A De Montmorency never accepts defeat with a low head! I secretly knew Guiche would have fallen victim of his depravity sooner or later, but YOU, Naruto, I know it will take a lot of work to take you away from me so I can act accordingly, and may Brimir himself be my witness, I won't be Netorared again!" Montmorency answered with blazing eyes.

"...Okay." the shinobi commented a bit unnerved by the outburst.

Later that day – roads of the town -

The Familiar/Noble duo was walking aimlessly through the streets of the town, looking amused at the decorations and the air of celebration filling the streets.

"So this is the Advent Festival." Naruto asked looking around, having just met Siesta and her family AND several classmates of Montmorency, most of which sporting medals of honor for their own helping in the small war that was ongoing at the moment, Guiche among them being the more insufferable with his smugness even if humbled a little with the news that the pregnancy of his soon-to-be wife was going along smoothly no matter her extreme young age.

"Uh-hu! And considering the war is secretly nearing its climax, there is no wonder that in the more recessed corners they are still going through the festivities, by now between us, Valliere and the others, the Queen admitted that things are finally coming to an end...For now." Montmorency answered as she walked close to him.

"So we can pretend this to be a small date?" he asked smirking.

"Why? Are you asking me out, Monsieur Naruto?" the girl replied with a similar smile.

"Maaaaybe!" the other said smirking.

"Then...Yes, I believe I can accept your offer."

"Awesome'teba...Awesome."

"Huhuhu! I love that quirk of yours, it's cute."

"It is not!"

"It is, It is! I Love it and-"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAH!" a near soldier roared madly as he unsheathed his sword and started attacking blindly.

"What the!?" Naruto hissed as other soldiers too started doing the same, but instead of attacking each other, they were clearly seeking out the bystanders.

"What is happening?" Montmorency said in fear as one of them charged her.

"AAAAH!" the soldier bellowed with his sword held high above his head.

CRACK! CRACK! THUMP!

"Now you'll stay put and tell me what is wrong with you others!" Naruto ordered having intercepted the attack, broken the man's wrist making him drop his weapon and also shattered his knees' bones when he tried to fight back.

"Guuuuh!" the man answered drooling with empty eyes.

"Hey! Can you hear me?" the Familiar asked again.

"Guah!" the soldier answered by trying to punch him with his other arm.

"Completely out of it, he looks like they drugged him."

"And the others too?" Montmorency asked as always more soldiers seemed to lose control.

"GAH! M-My throat! I-It hurts!" a man said dropping the ladle he was drinking from to develop the same empty look of the soldiers and then attack the ones standing too close to him.

"Something must be in the water!" Montmorency said in shock.

"Have you drunk anything until now?" Naruto asked in a hurry.

"No!"

"Then do not drink a thing! We are investigating this too!" her Familiar replied.

"Okay, let's go!" she answered jumping on his back to be carried away by the horde of mad citizens and soldiers that were now flooding the streets.

"Something's fishy about this, I thought this town was too far from the battlefields to be a target." Naruto cursed with a growl.

"Apparently they are trying to do a pincer maneuver by passing through here and they need this place free of people so to pass through unopposed." Montmorency answered.

"De Montmorency! Naruto! Over here!" a well known female voice yelled from a near rooftop.

"That's Agnes!" the blond Familiar said as he and his Master reached her.

"What is happening?!" Montmorency asked with wide eyes as utter chaos was now under them.

"We believe this to be Albion's fault."

"ALBION!?" Both blond yelled as one in shock.

"Exactly, we were prepared to their breaking the treaties, but not LIKE THIS!" the Musketeer Captain answered in rage.

"What now?" Naruto asked.

"As we speak we are trying to evacuate as much people we can, Valliere is covering the escape herself with her illusion, but we still need to deal with the body of their army. That is way I was sent to find you." Agnes answered.

"How many?" Montmorency heard Naruto ask with a voice so calm she could barely believe her ears.

"Around seventy-thousand soldiers by our estimates, but I am afraid there may be lots more, and if we have to save those people, we can't spare enough men to also push them back."

"I'll deal with them. Alone." Naruto answered nodding.

"NO!" Montmorency yelled immediately.

"I thought you would say that, this is were most of our men are stationed, or were stationed as we moved them away to help the evacuation...Not a single soldier of those 70'000 must reach here, got it? The Queen is giving you free reign to do as you please, we'll even re-draw the maps of the area if we need, but those soldiers MUST be stopped." Agnes answered giving a map to the Familiar.

"I AM GOING TOO!" Montmorency yelled with wide eyes.

"Monmon-chan? I am going to be brutal when dealing with them, I will be pretty much a Natural Disaster given human shape, I don't want to hurt you by mistake." he answered smiling.

"But! But!"

"I know we should always fight together, and I am honored to have you at my side in every battle we take, but this time, PLEASE, stand aside. I promise you I will come back alive. And as soon as you become stronger, there won't be a battle we won't go though together, okay? You are still too young to face those odds. Please! Let me know you'll be safe back home." Naruto begged.

"J-J-Just go and do as you please." the girl replied turning away while sniffling.

"Monmon-chan..."

He was indeed surprised when she dove for his arms to hug him to death.

"Come back alive, or I will find a Void spell to resurrect you so to kill you again." she muttered while burying her face in his chest as deep as she could.

"Okay, okay." he answered patting her back and kissing her forehead.

"Agnes?" he then said.

"Yes?" the musketeer Captain replied before her face turned slightly blue.

"Should something happen to Monmon-chan...I will be mad, and I won't stop until every miserable life form on this planet dies turning this world in a dead rock floating in the void of space...Okay?" he asked with a fanged smile that had NOTHING human or warm in it.

"Crystal!" the woman squeaked in answer.

"Good!"

"Idiot." Montmorency said giving him a small kiss.

"Just come back to me, okay? I don't care how, just come back." the Noble girl asked as she detached from him to stand next to Agnes.

"I will, and I will even bring back a souvenir." Naruto said while grabbing the front of his clothes, right above the Seal in there, to give it a twisting motion.

As a result his body went enveloped in golden flames turning his whole body in pure gold energy shaped as a long coat with a marking on its back covering the black bodysuit he was now dressed in.

"Uuuuhm! I missed my Sixth Path Sage Mode!...You six instead I was not missing, too many bad memories." he said happily, only to frown at the appearance of six completely black spheres hovering behind him.

"I'll be back soon! Bye!" he then said disappearing in a flash of golden light.

"...What was that?" Agnes asked confused.

"I guess that was his Special Occasion Dress..." Montmorency answered looking depressed.

"He will be okay, people like him do not die easily, he will buy us time and flee as soon as the situation gets too risky." Anges said as he took her hand to take the girl away.

"And now I have to make sure this girl is not harmed, I don't want to know how far he can actually go in his threat, those spheres alone give me some bad vibes." the woman thought in dismay.

Not too far away – Hills -

"Sooo! Here it is!" the flaming shinobi said whistling as he watched the huge army approach.

"Those look like way more than 70'000 soldiers." Chomei commented impressed.

"Tch! I hate working with sub-par details! We should ask for a raise!" the eight tails commented huffing.

"Even during our worse days in Suna we never get such wrong estimate in our Missions...Whatever, we'll talk with who was in charge of counting them once done." Shukaku added annoyed.

"What's that?! Just a torch? Are they welcoming us? Bwahahahaha!" a far away voice could be heard say mockingly.

Sigh! "Oh well, a job is a job, is not professional to whine about it." Naruto answered as his body exploded in light to form the Chakra Avatar shaped like Kurama, only this time, with ten tails elegantly floating around instead of nine.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

"Huhuhu! Ready to go?" greatly amused by the universal scream of disbelief, Naruto cracked his knuckles with a mischievous grin on his face.

"Yeah!" the nine Biju inside him roared as one.

"Then...I AM GONNA KICK YOUR AAAAAAAASS!" the shinobi screamed in glee as his giant body of energy charged the advancing army in a thundering run that generated a real earthquake at each step.

"Mommy..." a poor soldier summed-up the feelings of the whole front side of the army as soon as that giant monstrosity of chakra and over-achieving shinobi was upon them.

Two days later – Tristain Academy of Magic -

Naruto had not returned yet, that was what was in Montmorency's mind, and surprisingly she was not sad, but utterly mad.

Why? Because whenever she tried to see things through her Familiar's eyes she would find herself between those nine Biju of his piling up excuses after excuses while they stopped her from talking with him, only because he was apparently enjoying the fight with those seventy thousand enemy soldiers more than he should, and also asking for forgiveness as he didn't know the situation wouldn't have been so dire to leave her behind.

"Yes, because somebody like him can find his match just with those few soldiers." Montmorency muttered to herself huffing annoyed as she, along the other students, moved towards one of the school's courtyard to answer to the summon Henrietta herself called for just few hours prior.

"He is even wasting time looking for a present for me so that I will forgive him...What an idiot." she muttered with a tiny smile.

"What will this be about?" she heard Kirche ask curious.

"She is here in person along soldiers and counselors, it's something important." Tabitha answered with her usual plain tone.

Soon the whole school, teachers and students alike, found themselves standing in front of the big carriage holding Queen Henrietta, and as one, all of them knelt down as soon as she walked out of the thing to address them all.

"I am deeply sorry to disturb you all, but I have an announcement to make, I am here in person to ask you all a favour, and I beg you to please help me." the Queen asked with a gentle tone and a needy expression.

"Masterfully pulled." Montmorency thought as she could tell EVERYBODY present was ready to help her, except Tabitha, but reading that girl's expression was a challenge in itself so she didn't count.

"Thank you, I need you all to give an opportunity to a poor girl, a girl whose blood is of Albion descent, a precious treasure born from love and the proof that there can be Peace between elves and humans." Henrietta pleaded with a heartfelt tone.

A half elf? won't she be evil? It was clear that the people present were thinking that.

"I can tell you have troubles accepting that, but know this, me myself and the others are certain she won't feel hatred towards you, nor she will attack you. She is just a young girl your age that was unaware of her heritage until we found her, I dare say she is even more human than elf, I just ask you to give her a chance." the Queen asked.

"..." she could still see some doubtful looks, but she was elated to discover many seemed open to give the girl a chance.

"Ah! Thank you, I am glad to see you all open-minded enough to accept this!" the grateful smile she showed saying that gave the finishing blow to many naysayers' doubts.

"Come here, Tiffania, let me introduce you to the others!" the Queen said motioning to the other woman in the carriage to come out.

"...Ehm...Eehm...I am honored to be here." the elf girl said giving a clumsy bow with a very shy voice.

"Okay, she is a half elf alright and-GUH!" Montmorency's words died in her throat as soon as her eyes fell lower than the girl's pointy ears just like many others did.

There was NO FUCKING WAY those were real! No natural breast could be that massive!

She heard even Kirche next to her take in a huge hissing breath once saw the school uniform stretching to disbelief around the girl's chest.

"Even bigger than my mother's...How the fuck's that possible?!" the red-haired girl hissed in disbelief.

"Too big." even Tabitha growled out.

"I-I am Tiffania Westwood, and I hope we'll be friends!" the elf girl, Tiffania, said with a small smile that melted few hearts and hardened every pair of pants in school, students and teachers alike.

"Glad to see so many of you open to welcome a poor refugee, I am proud of you."

"I would watch your back if I were you," Agnes muttered in Tiffania's ear.

"Y-You sure?"

"Trust me, I can tell." the Musketeer Captain answered sighing as she could almost see both 'Lust' and 'Hatred' shining in the eyes of the boys and girls present.

"Ah! A last thing! I think there is somebody that wishes to see you, Miss Montmorency." Henrietta said with a knowing smile.

"Who?" the girl asked curious.

"Huhuhu! That way." the Queen said pointing at one of the entrances where a flying ship was being carried on the shoulders of fifty blond men, all looking exactly the same.

"HOOOY! Missed me?" the real Naruto said as he sat on the front of the ship while his clones carried it.

"NARUTO!" Montmorency yelled in happiness as she ran towards him.

"Sorry if I kept you waiting, but between looking for the right ship to bring you and that woman Myoznit-something attacking, I was kinda busy. Sorry." he answered sheepish as he jumped down while his Clones dispelled letting the ship land on the ground with a dull Wham! Sound.

"Y-You are okay?!" the Noble girl asked checking his body from head to toe in apprehension.

"Hu-uh! I got carried away, but it has been a while since I had a good fight."

"I hate you, you made me worry so much." Montmorency said drying a tear from her eye.

"Really?" he asked with a knowing smile.

"You know I don't, idiot!...So...You got me a ship?" she asked.

"Yep! Let me present you 'The Fragrance'! In exchange of my help with those soldiers, the Queen registered this ship as yours and has asked few artisans to modify the woman on the front to look exactly like you, for me instead, I will be taught how to control a ship so that I will use my Clones to control it whenever you want to take a stroll in the sky." He answered smirking smugly.

"Thank you, my beloved...Familiar." Montmorency answered kissing his cheek, and adding Familiar to her words just to be sure people won't understand.

"He got her a freaking ship just because...And YOU forgot to even bring me a flower for my birthday!" one of the blond girl's classmates uttered furious as she buried her elbow in her boyfriend's side, making Montmorency's Ego inflate immensely at hearing other exclamations of envy from the female side of the school.

"As promised, those people will arrive tomorrow to fix and modify the ship before teaching you how to use it properly, as a thank you from us for your precious help." Henrietta said joining the scene with Tiffania in tow.

"And especially for also saving Tiffania from that kidnapping attempt, it is with utmost pleasure that I give you the rank of Knight in the Royal Army of Tristain, our land owes you a huge debt of gratitude for single-handedly defeating those soldiers, one I fear we may never pay you back in full...But we'll try to." Henrietta said in gratitude making the blond Familiar knee to accept her prize and the cape coming with it.

A KNIGHT! It meant he was now important enough for Montmorency to openly date! YES!

"And also, there is somebody here that really wishes to thank you personally, isn't it?" Henrietta then said with a mischievous smile to the blur next to her.

"MISTER NARUTO!" Tiffania yelled with a happy smile as she hugged the life out of Naruto with a Pumf! Sound coming from her giant boobs pressing heavily against his chest.

"GAH!" Montmorency choked-out in horror as, from her point of view, the elf girl openly harassed her Familiar.

"Huhuhu!" all under the knowing smile of Henrietta.

"SO THIS IS YOUR NEXT MOVE!?" the Noble girl mentally roared as she recognized the calculative smile on the Queen's smile, after all, one could say she and Tiffania were related, so easily making it a Family Matter to ensnare her man!

"You see...Monmon-chan...There was this evil human Familiar that could use every magical item as an expert and she wanted to kidnap Tiffania while me and the soldiers were helping the kids of her orphanage to move to Tristain orphanages and..." the blond shinobi started talking a mile a minute as he felt the dark aura of rage encompassing Montmorency's whole body.

"Talk faster, and add more details." Montmorency growled in answer while Tiffania still refused to let go of Naruto.

"Jealous, Miss Montmorency?" Henrietta asked with a perfect innocent smile and Evil eyes.

"You will never defeat me."

"We'll see, Miss Montmorency. We'll see."

"We should try escape." Kurama suggested.

"I fear this won't be enough." Matatabi answered in dismay.

"Help..." Naruto himself muttered while crying fat tears of sorrow.

They had more pressing things to worry about! Like that Myotis-whatever woman admitting that her mission was kidnapping Void Users! God only knew when she would attack again!

At the same time – with Myotznitnirn -

"Please explain to me what happened this time." King Joseph asked groaning.

"I don't want to go there! I don't want to go there!" his Familiar asked crying.

Sigh! "Again, tell me everything from the beginning. So you found the elf woman and that strange Familiar of Montmorency...And what happened then?"

"I don't want to fight that battle maniac again! He is completely insane!" the woman answered crying as whenever she closed her eyes she could see again the maniac smile on Naruto's face after her first attack blew him back.

She simply could not know how hard it had been for Naruto to find a worthy enemy nowadays, and as she seemed to be barely above the average Mage around, the Blond Familiar was even too eager to fight her...And in the end he kind of went overboard in his enthusiasm, unfortunately almost giving to Myotznirnin PTSD.

"First I only got back fifty soldiers out of the 70'000 I had sent to Albion, all beaten-up black-and-blue and stark naked since that boy had to also take away every scrap of equipment from them and the dead and NOW he also reduced you like this...Emptiness inside my heart or not I am FINALLY remembering what Annoyance feels like." the King of Gallia muttered sighing in dismay.

"Please Master I'll be good! Just don't make me fight him again! I'll be good! I'll be good..." the Familiar begged as she clutched to his legs while crying.

"Auuugh!" the man groaned in dismay while tiredly rubbing his eyes.

NEW CHAPTER DONE! WOOOOOOOO!

No omake, I am sorry, I wanted to have one with Tiffania but I honestly had no idea how to make a proper one, maybe next time XD

Thank you for reading my stories, it means a lot to me, especially in this moment of my life.

Thank you!

I will see you around the net, Bye! ^ ^

Tr230.