I present you one of the latest story, Ninja X Witch! A Naruto x Harry Potter crossover fanfic!

(Hello, that is Mu's friend. That is the last story I will add. Mu will be back from his trip soon, next week I think. He will update and add the rest but when, I don't know.)

It's a series of one-shot, revolving around Naruto x Hermione! Not sure how many chapters will it be, maybe few chapters, I guess. Also the chapters can be very short.

Characters might be OOC and there'll be some grammar error but I'm trying my best.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Harry Potter.

First Impression

He has his first mission together with Jiraiya after two months of training trip and it's also out of their country…In another realm, a magical realm. He admitted that he freak out at first then think it was pretty awesome…Then it suck as soon as he discovered that the mission was just to watch after bunch of kids around his age in school…Which happen to be a freaking largest castle! Someone decide to set up a protection mission because of their gut feeling that something bad will happen this year and the reason why Jiraiya took this mission is because he say something about exotic foreigner or something like that.

"That is so boring!" Naruto groaned next to the pervy sage, both standing at right wall as they watch some kids sorting into four houses…By wearing a sorting hat…A talking hat. "Can we go and do some training?"

"No can do." Jiraiya rejected him with a waving hand before he leer at some teachers and barely legal teenagers, "Hehehe, I can't wait to do some peek…Eh, researching on British women, hehehe."

"Ero-sennin." The blonde boy's eyebrow twitched.

"Hermione Granger." One of the teachers called a little loud and Naruto glance up to see a brunette girl walk forward with two deep breathes and a stoic familiar expression.

'She looks like know-it-all stick-in-mud rule-follower.' Naruto huffed mentally at the sight of this girl as she walk over to a table with 'I'm smarter than you are' smile. 'Meh, it's not like I'm gonna see her all the time.'

Hermione have seen him around for two weeks, thank to this tacky ugly orange jumpsuit he wear. All she know is that this Naruto guy and his master were hired to watch after the students, perhaps for Harry Potter she assume, and they hail from other realm where ninjas does exist…Something she can't believe at first until she remember that she's a muggle-born witch who have discover the reality of magical world. At first, Hermione want to seek him out to ask him some questions until she saw what he really is…A no-good loud hooligan with no regards for rules. This guy kept disturbing classes and terrorizing everyone with his damn pranks almost every single day! He even causes few students to blow their magical experiment up the other day! Seriously, what kind of ninja this jerk is?! And how in the world did no one ever notice him pulling those pranks off in this tacky suit?!

"Ugh, I hope I do not associate with this hooligan until the end of this year." Hermione growled under her breath.

Hermione sob inside a bathroom stall, she have been humiliated and insulted by Ron Weasley in front of her whole class. And to make it worse, everyone laugh at her. She wipe some tears and snots off her face with a sniffle and she hear something outside but she don't pay it a mind. The young witch exit the stall with another sniffle then froze as soon as her eyes meet two giant legs then she slowly look up to face a giant troll with club, the said creature merely tilt its head at her with a quizzical grunt. A moment of silence last between them until she let an startled scream out as the troll lift its club up in air and he was about to smash it but the door kick open with a hard crash, making the troll to swirl his head to face…

"RASENGAN!" Hermione's eyes widened in mixed of awe and relief when Naruto thrust a swirling orb into the troll's face and send the giant creature flying through a wall, knocking it out in process. "OH, YEAH! I DID IT WITHOUT KAGE BUNSHIN!" He cheered with a little jig before he abruptly stop, "Oh, right!" He turns to her, "Are you okay, Hon-chan?"

"…What did you just called me?" The girl blinked once, not sure how to react in this situation.

"Hon-chan." Naruto scratched his cheek lightly, "Because I always see you burying your nose in books all the time."

"How is that re…" She paused for a moment, "Hon-chan mean bookworm in your language?"

"Um, no, hon mean book." He answered, "In other word, I call you book-chan."

"…Anyway…" Hermione placed hand on her forehead with a sigh, she'll figure it out later. "Why were you outside near the girl's bathroom?"

"Well, I was looking for you." Naruto said.

"Why?"

"I don't see you in Great Hall and I overhear some temes making fun of you about what happened in one of your classes then someone mentioned you were in girl's bathroom…" He scratched his head, "And then I heard about troll on loose so I have to hurry up and find you before it's too late…" He looked at downed troll, "Which is good thing that I show up in time."

"O-Oh, thank you…" Hermione muttered.

"I'm glad you're okay." Naruto ruffled her hair up with a light chuckle.

"H-Hey, don't do that!" She swat his hand away with embarrassing blush, "It's embarrassing!"

"Yeah, yeah." The chuckling blonde beckoned her to follow him out, "Come on, let's get you back to your…" He rubbed his chin, "House room? Or is it common room? Ah, let's find the nearby teacher first."

"Yes, we should find teachers and inform them." Hermione nodded.

"So…What happened today, if you don't mind me asking?" Naruto placed hands behind his head and the witch hesitated for a moment before she tell him what happened until they run into Harry Potter then professor McGonagall and few teachers and they give the teachers their side of stories. The result? Hermione does not get any punishment because she was not present in Great Hall at this time the warning come so it was not her fault for being in wrong place at wrong time.

The next day, everyone laugh their ass off when Ron run down the hallway completely cover in orange paint and pink glitter, along with few other students who had made fun of Hermione and that was the moment she realize something.

'I guess he's not a no-good hooligan.' Hermione bit her lower lip to hold her giggle back at the sight, hugging her book to her chest with trembling shoulders.

'I guess I was wrong about her being stick-in-mud.' Naruto noticed her struggling to not to laugh in distance with a small smirk, 'She does have a good sense of humor.'

Their first impression of each other was completely different from what they thought.

And that end the first chapter of NxW!

Naruto and Hermione have first impression on each other from the first sight and it turn out they were wrong on some certain part…Also we just saw their first meeting.

At same time, you may notice few little changes like Naruto show up instead of Harry and Ron…Also the fact that Ron didn't go with Harry to find Hermione.

What's next for this pairing? Let's find out in the next chapter!

Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.

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