Hello Folks! This time I'm doing a Naruto-Bleach Cross over! An idea has been bugging me for awhile and I had to get it down, you know what I mean? Don't worry, I'm still working on Naruto Airantou, in fact, chapter 18 is half-way done already!

A few notes:

Note 1: The pairing is Naruto x Yoruichi

Note 2: Other Naruto characters may or may not show up as we go along; it depends on the situation and what's going down.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Bleach

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Hollow Talking"

'Hollow Thinking'

"Spirit Talking"

'Spirit thinking'

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Ichigo sighed as he walked through the front doors of 'The Sly Fox'. The small café had been a hotspot for his friends and him, though lately he hadn't stopped by.

Why? Because his most recent friend, the Shinigami named Rukia had been captured by two other Shinigami named Renji Abarai and Byakuya Kuchiki while he had been beaten trying to stop them—badly.

"Yo, Strawberry-chan, where ya' been lately? Out with your girlfriend?"

"Wah!" Ichigo yelled as he jumped up and spun around to glare at the young man who had surprised him.

"Dammit, Naruto, I thought I told you to quit doing that!" Ichigo yelled. Naruto Uzumaki was the owner of 'The Sly Fox' and quite annoying when given the chance, at least for Ichigo.

He stood at least 6 feet and looked to be 21 years old. He was dressed in a short-sleeved, button-up white shirt with the top two button undone, a black vest, black pants, and black sandals. If you managed to see past the sunglasses he always wore, you'd also note his eyes were a deep shade of blue

The blonde man laughed.

"All come on, Strawberry-chan, lighten up! So, where have you been? You and that girl Rukia used to stop by for a cup once a day before, now you've been gone for a week!" Naruto said.

Ichigo winced. For the past week, he had been training with an old man named Urahara Kisuke to rescue his friend and he had just finished today when he managed to get out of that damn hole he was thrown into.

"She's…not around much lately…" Ichigo said.

Naruto grew a sympathetic frown before patting Ichigo on the back, "So…she dumped you, huh? Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the se-" Naruto was cut off by a punch in the nose from Ichigo.

"I TOLD YOU WE WEREN'T DATING!" The red-head yelled.

"So you're gay?"

"NO!"

"You must be! You hang around with girls like Orihime-chan, Tatsuki-chan, and Rukia-chan and you still haven't had a girlfriend!" Naruto stated.

"I. AM. NOT. GAY!" Ichigo yelled. Naruto had two past times; Scaring the crap out of Ichigo and annoying the crap out of Ichigo.

"Sure, sure, what ever you say! Now, what can I get ya'?" Naruto asked.

"Just get me the usual…" Ichigo said, taking a seat.

"So, has your old man finally won one yet?" Naruto called as he turned to make the coffee.

"Are you kidding me? He never wins!" Ichigo said.

"Heh, you never know, he may surprise you one day!" Naruto said.

Ichigo shook his head.

"Oi, Strawberry, heads up!" Naruto called lazily as a black cat jumped on Ichigo's head causing him to bump it on the table.

Clutching his head, Ichigo glared up at the cat and, realizing who it was, started an angry retort.

"What the hell was that for Yorui-" Ichigo started but stopped quickly when he remembered Naruto was in the room.

"Meow."

Catching on, Ichigo got up.

"Oi, Naruto, I'll have to take a rain-check on the coffee!" Ichigo got up and ran to the door.

Naruto blinked lazily then shrugged.

"More for me," Naruto said before sipping the coffee and pulling out a familiar little orange book.

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"What's up?" Ichigo asked the cat.

"Urahara wanted you to know that he's getting one of his old friends to help us," Yoruichi said.

"An old friend? Why? I'm sure Ishida, Chad, Orihime, and I can take care of everything!" Ichigo complained.

"You want to save Rukia, don't you? Well, then you'll need this guy! Trust me, he may be weird but he is very powerful," Yoruichi said, as she started to walk away, "Come to the shop tomorrow morning; we're leaving then."

Ichigo nodded before heading off.

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"It's been awhile since I've had to use you, hasn't it?"

"Quite, I can't remember the last time I got to stretch my legs!"

"…You don't have legs."

"…Shut up."

"Man, it's gonna be a pain, though."

"Has anyone ever told you that your to laid-back? Besides, you should be excited! You may get to see Yoruichi-chan transform again!"

"…Good point. Anyway, it's all going down tomorrow, so let's get some rest."

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"I'm here, Hat n' Clogs!" Ichigo said as he walked into Urahara's shop.

The man smiled and waved a fan in front of his face.

"Ah, Ichigo, good! Everyone else is already here," Urahara said, "Their downstairs!"

Ichigo nodded and walked down into the larger room where he was greeted by his friends.

"So, did you guys meet the guy Urahara invited?" Ichigo asked.

"Yes, you'll never guess who it is!" Orihime said.

"Who is it?"

"It's-"

"Hey, Strawberry-chan!"

"Wah!" Ichigo spun around and glared at Naruto.

"DAMMIT, I TOLD YOU TO STO-" Ichigo began but grew silent, "…Why are you here, Naruto?"

Naruto grinned and patted the sheath of his katana, "Simple, I'm here to help you guys rescue Rukia-chan!"

"…You?" Ichigo asked.

Naruto blinked, "What? I never told you I was a Shinigami? Oh well, no time like the present!"

Ichigo fainted.

Naruto sweat-dropped.

'Wait til' he finds out about his old man…'

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Well, that's all for tonight, folks, it's 3:35 and I am tired as hell, so I'll be stopping for now. Hope you like it, and good morning!