I think I'll just go with Kakshi's introduction here with additions, okay(ahem)

My name is Unknown-nin345

My likes are long Naruto fics, humor/bust a gut comedy fics, long books, fics where naruto kicks emo-sas-gay's ass, people who fight with dual katanas, chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, fics with good romance in it, History, lemon and other fruit 'wink', cartoons/anime/manga, Jiraiya getting beat up by the bathhouse women, uhhh.. thats all i'll tell you now.

My Dislikes are sasuke, orochimaru, sakura(if you want to know how much read Darth Valgaavs sakura is a bitch song), bullies, arrogant people, vegetables, cowards, kakashi, the villagers of konoha , gatou, the seemingly apparent fact that kishimoto is keeping naruto weak while making sasuke strong.

My hobbies are... uhhh... reading fanfics, coming up with ideas for fanfics, reading, playing video games, making sure Ive got my daily calcium(more milk more growth), thats it

My Dream is to write a good fanfic, get married, and drink 10 gallons of Soda all in a row without a bathroom break!

My favorite females to be paired with Naruto(himself) are: OC, Haku, Isaribi, Hana I., Tenten, Temari, Hinata(when its a good and long story), Kurenai, Anko, Shizune, Yugito, and Rin.

My favorite anime/manga/cartoons are: Samurai Jack, Naruto, Bleach, Ruroni Kenshin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Tsubasa: Resevoir Chronicles, Buso Renkin, Danny Phantom, & American Dragon Jake Long.

Bloodline Limit In TLAoKN: See http:///art/Kaosu-Ryuoshi-Me-78869176, Uzukaze-taichou

Quotes I like:

"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none on this had ever happened." "So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." Frodo then Gandalf, Lord of the Rings (possibly my most favorite quote)

"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked"- Stephen(Insane Irishman), Braveheart

"Those who don't follow the rules are trash, but those who abandon their friends are worse than trash."-Obito Uchiha, Naruto (I refuse to accept Kakashi as being the maker of this quote, he abandoned Naruto for Ebisu during that break time before the 3rd part of the Chunin exam)

"Deserves death? I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings

"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." -Assassin's Creed

"Adults don't need adult conversations." -Dr. House, House.

"Almost dying changes nothing...Dying changes everything." -Dr. House, House.

"Guns don't kill people...Magic Missiles do!"-Logo on a t-shirt.

"The difference between being a coward and hero is not whether you're scared, it's what you do while you're scared." -Sergeant Jeff Struecker, Black Hawk Down (The Book).

"Everytime you download music God kills a kitten." -Logo on a t-shirt.

"OMFG!...The gamer's prayer." -Logo on a t-shirt.

"Come the moment, come the man." -Bowman, Legend by David Gemmel (supremely awesome book).

"You may think life is sweet now, but when death is a heartbeat away, then life becomes unbearably desirable." Druss the Legend, Legend by David Gemmel.

"And what is a man? He is someone who rises when life has knocked him down. He is someone who raises his fist to heaven when a storm has ruined his crop- and plants again. And again. A man remains unbroken by the savage twists of fate." -Druss the Legend, Legend by David Gemmel.

"He who fears to lose will never win." -Druss the Legend, Legend by David Gemmel.

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."-Maximus Decimus Meridius, Gladiator.

"Give it a few months, you'll get used to it...or you'll have a psychotic episode." -Zed, Men In Black.

"Wise man say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza." -Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the Movie (the first one).

"The Taco Bell girl just owned us."-A customer in a Taco Bell commercial.

"N! Y! P! D! Means I will kNock Your Punk-ass Down!" -Agent Jay(Will Smith), Men in Black.

"Is sanity...the price to pay...FOR POWER!?" -Dante, Devil May Cry 4.

"Guy just came from Hell, he's gotta hit up a couple tourist sites!" -Nero, Devil May Cry 4

"From that day forth...my arm changed...and a voice echoed: "Power...Give me more power!" And if I become a demon, so be it, I will endure the exile...Anything to protect her!" -Nero, Devil May Cry 4

"Don't forget to breathe." -The Nameless Monk(Jet Li), Forbidden Kingdom.

"I keep thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?" -Ed, 'Ed,Edd,N'Eddy'.

"Tell Confess-a-bear!! Tell Confess-a-bear!! NOW!! NOW!!" -Spongebob Squarepants as 'Confess-a-bear'.

"Heelllloooo misplaced agression!" -Danny Fenton/Danny Phantom, 'Danny Phantom'.

"Nobody asks to be a hero. It just sometimes turns out that way." -SSG. Eversman(Josh Hartnett), Black Hawk Down(the movie).

"To lose is to die! You may win a thousand battles, but you can only lose one!" -Zaknafien Do'Urden; Homeland, R.A. Salvatore (The Legend of Drizzt series).

"Your focus determines your reality." -Qui-gon Jinn.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." -Qui-gon to Jar Jar Binks.

"You were banished because you were clumsy?" ―Obi-Wan Kenobi to Jar Jar Binks

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees." ... "That was a joke Jeff." - EDI, the Normandy AI from Mass Effect 2.

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds that darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." -Terry Pratchett (from one of his books, i'm not sure which)

"Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... To get lost... To forget where you came in." –Hattori Hanzo, Kill Bill vol. 1

"We want...a shrubbery!!" -Leader of the Knights who say Nii, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WITH...a herring!!" -Leader of the Knights who say Ecky, ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping, mumble mumble, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies." -Roger the Shrubber, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Well actually I'm still just a friar so I can curse all I want. Dammit!" -Carl the Friar (David Wenham), Van Helsing.

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.-Bene Gesserit litany against fear.

Here's a list of my current stories and a short summary to go along with it:

The Life Adventure of Koujaku Naruto: The first story I wrote, and it's an AU Naruto/Underworld crossover. At the age of eight, Naruto gets bitten by a vampire and becomes the second vampire-Lycan hybrid. He learns about his true family and leaves Konoha to find the items his parents left behind for him. Pairing: NarutoXHakuX?X? (the two ?s will be decided by a poll), Kakan(OC)XAnkoXOC. (Discontinued because I somehow lost all the chapters and ideas for what I was going to do with this story. I deeply apologize.)

Fighter of the Elements: Naruto/Mortal Kombat Crossover with a small bit of Avatar: Last Airbender. On the soon-to-be-named 'Great Naruto Bridge', takes place the fight we all know about mostly . But, what if Naruto was keeping a secret? One that he saw fit to reveal after Sasuke (A.K.A.:Emo-king) was taken down by Haku? Pairing: NarutoXLiana(OC), (fem)HakuXHinata, AnkoXKurenai.

Fukyuu Shinobi: Naruto/Highlander Crossover mainly, with items from a whole lot of other places. I have roamed this land for over 600 years. Now, an enemy i thought dead has returned with plans to conquer the world. It'll take all my skill and all my luck to beat him. I am Uzumaki Naruto...an immortal. (It will mainly take place during the time of canon, Naruto's been around for 600 years leading up to the Kyuubi Attack, I might include flashbacks when I choose). Pairing: NarutoXKyuubiXOC, LeeXIsaribi.

The Tale of Four Brothers: Naruto/TMNT Crossover. Four brothers, all cursed by what they hold. They grow & learn to be one with the shadows, but now their father & mentor decides the four should step into the light & show the world what they can do. Pairings: NarutoXHinata, Denkou(OC)XShizune, Nadare(OC)XAyame, Kaen(OC)XTayuya.

Spartan Shinobi: Naruto with Halo influences. At the age of Five, the Hokage finds out that the Kyuubi is altering Naruto's body. With this in mind he decides to start up a program that had been deemed undoable: The Spartan Program. Now, watch as our favorite blonde kicks the asses of those who get in his way. (Based on the procedure used in Fall of Reach; Mjolnir Armor won't be built until the Chunin exams) Pairing: NarutoXHinataX(eventual)Oc

Demonic Devil: Naruto/DMC crossover. During his fight with Neji something is triggered in Naruto, something that hasn't been awakened for millenia. Read on as Naruto utilizes the power of the Sons of Sparda to combat his foes. Pairing: NarutoXHinataXAnkoXTayuyaXIsaribi, LeexTenten

This is Me Finding You: Song-fic. Starts right after the Mission to Wave, with a couple differences. Naruto has Kubikiri Houcho (i think that's what Zabuza's sword is called) and is musically talented. Pairing: NarutoXHinataXTayuya.

Zodiac no Shinobi: My take on dracohalo117's 'Naruto Hates Yondaime' challenge. Summary: When Naruto takes the forbidden scroll, he discovers a letter left for him by the Yondaime and instead of forgiving him, Naruto hates the man, damning him. At that moment, Naruto awakens the kekkai genkai passed down to him from his mother. The Cloak of the Zodiac (I'll try to translate it later). Pairing: Naruto x Hinata x ?? x ??; OC(ish) x OC.

How Do You Know?: Danny Phantom one-shot. Takes place during the episode 'Girls Night Out' when Jack and Danny are on the boat out on the lake right after Jack asks Danny 'How are things going between you and that Sam person?'. Danny asks a question in return that brings out the rarely seen serious side of Jack. Pairing: Implied Danny/Sam.

A Hero's Journey: A 'What If?' story. The 'What If'? What if Danny hadn't been interrupted as he went to tell his parents about his ghostly half right at the beginning of the very first episode? Features a Danny with a backbone who is more deadset on being a hero and many more 'blushy' moments between Danny and Sam (a/n: 'blushy' is a word coined by the author ILoveToReadRomance in her fic 'Beginning from the End'). Pairings: DannyXSam, OCXValerie.

Bonds of FriendsPart 1 of Cardfight!Vanguard tale that will hopefully span all the current seasons. Summary: Instead of picturing himself as big and strong as his Blaster Blade card, Sendou Aichi creates a mental Blaster Blade that stands at his side throughout all the hardships of life. Now, this pair of fighters find themselves thrust into the combat of cardfighting when Aichi runs into the one who gave him the Blaster Blade card many years ago. As he rises through the ranks though, Aichi soon discovers that this game has a darker side that connects the conflict of two worlds. Like his Royal Paladin clan though, Aichi won't face this darkness alone. Let's go! Stand Up, Vanguard!

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