We all had plot bunnies that just hump the shit out of our heads, well this has been bothering me for a while. This hasn't happened since I started with Naruto Frontier, so I have a good feeling about this story. Now for a few disclaimers, this story will have small, very tiny elements of DBZ, Digimon (mostly season four of course) and ATLA (Avatar the Last Airbender). This story will have steamy and gory scenes all over and no I won't be putting up other warnings beside this one.

I don't know what accounts for bashing exactly so think what you will but I won't be openly making a character suck just because I don't like them...I'll just make Naruto kick their ass.

Last thing, Naruto won't be Godlike/Immortal/Fuck shit up just because BUT he will be touching that limit. So with that over with, I present the story

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Demon talking"

'Demon thinking'

"Jutsu/Attacks"

-(Transition)-

Let's Play a Game

"We need him."

It was like that plain and simple. They needed his help, something that no one would've expected. Well except for Senju Tsunade, she always knew the village would need him no matter how much they hated him.

"I'm sorry Tsunade-sama but you've seen the reports. He hasn't been seen for four years. It like he vanished off the earth." Her apprentice and assistant Kato Shizune said with sadness clear in her voice. The pig in her arm, Ton-Ton, oinked sadly at her master's and caretaker's distress.

"Is it wise Shizune?" Tsunade had her head in her hands as she sighed sadly and tiredly. "It is wise to keep believing he'll come back?" The office was quiet as Shizune looked over at the setting sun, casting the village in a light orange glow.

"Of course it is shishou. That's all we have to keep doing." Shizune said strongly and Tsunade sighed again as she got up from her chair to gaze at the village below.

"They don't realize how much they needed him. How much he was the heart of Konoha." She then turned her gaze to forest and land in the distance. "Where are you…"

-()-

"NARUTO!" A large and extremely muscular man barged into a room being shadowed by the curtains that blocked out the sun's annoying rays.

"Oi! Do you have to scream so loudly." A lazy voice called beneath the mass of two naked women.

"Well I wouldn't have to be loud if your ass knew how to wake up on time. Now get the fuck up!" The man crossed his arms as the women moaned in protest of their warm pillow slowly getting up from their almost destroyed bed. "And I swear to Kami if you break another bed, that's coming out of your paycheck." With that said he left slamming the door behind him.

The naked man, known as Naruto, rolled his eyes as he stretched his shift back. "That bastard really needs to get laid." He mumbled before putting on a pair of underwear and pants. He turned back around and gave the two women a foxy grin. "Well sorry to cut out time short ladies, but duty calls." He gave them a lazy salute and proceeded to walk out of the room.

Naruto walked down the stairs into what is seen to be a bar full of bounty hunters, civilians and well other 'people'. "And the prodigal asshole comes down from his resting place." A spiky brown haired man said with a smirk.

Naruto just scoffed and sat down at a table and kicked his feet up. "You're all heart Toushin. You might want to put all that effort you use to insult me into your fighting style." The surrounding men chuckled and oohhed as Toushin growled.

"You wanna say that to my face brat!" Toushin quickly got up in his seat and fingered the katana on his hip.

Naruto just scoffed again as a beer bottle was placed next to him thanks to a server. "Please even you know it's too early for me to kick your ass."

"Why you little-"

"Toushin." A gruff voice called out. "I hope you aren't planning on fighting in my bar." The muscular man from early gave a glare that gave Toushin the chills.

"O-Of course not, K-Kira-san. Just some friendly banter is all!" Seeing how Kira is litterally translated to killer and a famed war veteran, Toushin knew better than to get on his bad side.

"Good." Kira grunted out before turning to Naruto who was flirting with one of the servers. "And how many times have I told you brat? My servers are not for your entertainment!"

Naruto chuckled before leaning back in his seat and took a sip from his drink. "Not enough obviously." It still amazes most people in the village how easily Naruto could get away with the disrespect he shows to the famed 'Sensō no Kuma'.

Kira just grunted and looked over at the clock on the wall. "You know you're almost late brat."

Naruto glanced at the wall before lazily getting out of his seat. "Well would you look at that. I am almost late." Kira just shook his head at him while pointing to the door.

"Just get the fuck out of my bar."

-(Few minutes later: Iron Maiden)-

"WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE IRON MAIDEN!" The announcer in a clean black suit called out easily over the screams of the roaring crowd thanks to a sound amplifying seal. "I'll shall be your host for the night, Nikoko Genshi. And boy do we have a show for you tonight!" The crowd yelled louder in approval and Genshi smiled.

"Now for our first time visitors allow me to give you a glance at your future tonight! Tonight in this very stage," He motioned around to the caged and roped area he was in. "you shall see fighter all over the elemental nations fight fist-to-fist, weapons-to-weapons in a bloody death match to advance in the tournaments! The grand prize you asked? ONE MILLION RYO!" The crowd got louder again and Genshi silenced them with a grin.

"Yes, one million ryo! And our fighters are men you probably never seen before! Some are nin, hunter-nin, missing-nin, civilians, and all in between! Yes! We have show for you tonight!"

-(Backstage)-

"You know sometimes I think he takes his job a little too seriously." Naruto said with a light pant as he was doing one finger push-ups for a warm up.

"Well at least someone does." Kira grunted out with a cigar lit fresh in his mouth. He leaned against the wall as he heard the crowd getting overly excited at the announcer. The large bear of man blew a smoke ring out as Naruto visibly grimaced.

"You do know that I have heightened senses right?" He said as he stood back on his feet and wiped his face with a towel.

Kira just smirked and blew out another ring of smoke. "Ain't it a bitch?"

"Asshole." Naruto said and ducked under a punch from the 'War Bear'. "So who's the unlucky bastard that's facing me tonight?" He grinned out and Kira sighed.

"Cocky little shit," He cleared his throat and took a glance at the line-up before chuckling. "Mmm well I'll be damn. It seems like you got Nakate Toushin for the first round." The crowd got quiet before erupting into cheers. "And it seems like Jin and Kinto's battle is done."

Naruto yawned lazily before sitting down in a chair. "Well wake me up when it's my turn."

"You lazy bastard."

-(In the crowd)-

Daisuke was a normal average looking civilian man with with long jet black hair that was tied into a ponytail. Currently he was looking around with a bored expression on his face as the fights continued on and on. 'Where is that bastard?' His eyes then landed on a particular noble who was laughing down at the fight below him. 'There you are!' Slowly making his way over he was blocked by the noble's samurai guard.

"Now is this how you treat your friends councilman Rinshi? And here I thought the fighters down there were savages." Rinshi looked over to see his friend Daisuke before grinning and motioning away his guard.

"Daisuke-san! So funny seeing you here. Come sit!" Rinshi shooed away one of the women he hired to 'entertain' and motioned his friend to sit next to him.

"Ahh thank you councilman and the same could be said to you. I didn't think you would enjoy entertainment like this." Daisuke poured himself a thing of sake as Rinshi laughed.

"Well it's not everyday that you see savages tear each other apart for a sliver of money. Besides it places like this that my gambling side surfaces." They then turned back to the fight to see a man break another man's arm as the crowd cheered them on. "Haha yes! It seems I've win this bet Homaru-san." Rinshi grinned to another noble who looked down at the fight in disappointment.

"So any good news of the capital city." Daisuke said with humor in his tone as he offered Rinshi a cup of sake to which he chuckled.

"Well if you count the Tsuchikage beginning to be more lenient on those 'monsters' of his as good new. In my opinion we should unleash those demons at our enemies, more specifically Konoha.' Rinshi laughed out along with everyone around him.

'Interesting' Daisuke thought. "Iwagakure holds the 4 Tailed biju and the 5 tailed biju, right?." Rinshi nodded before downing another cup of sake.

"Indeed and from what I heard Konoha's jinchuriki has been missing for almost four years now." Rinshi confessed as Daisuke eye's narrowed slightly. "Quite a shame really. They should've had a better leash on the thing."

Before Daisuke could probe further the lights of the area dim as Genshi appeared back on the slightly bloodied stage. "And now, what all my ladies have been waiting for I present you the next match!"

Toushin appeared on the stage with cocky smirk as some of the people chanted his name. The area got quiet as a spiky blond man with red tips and whiskered marked cheeks slowly walked onto the stage with a lazy look in his eyes. He scratched at his blonde scruff that lightly covered the bottom his face. He stood an easy 6'2 and was currently shirtless allowing the crowd to see his bare and muscular chest. He placed his finger-less gloved covered hand into his black pants as he walked up to the center.

"Toushin of Iwagakure!" Toushin raised a fist in the air as his other hand gripped his katana. "And the champion himself, Naruto!" At which the crowd got wild for him especially the females of the crowd.

-()-

Rinshi whistled, "Well this kid certainly got a fan base but Toushin was a hunter-nin. There's no way this brat could win against a true Iwagakure shinobi. Five hundred on Toushin!" Rinshi called out, at which bets were being placed all over, most going for Toushin thanks to Rinshi's little bio of him.

Daisuke narrowed his eyes at Naruto before it widened. 'Well I be damn straight to hell!' He grinned before fishing into his pockets. "Eight Hundred on the brat!" Rinshi gaped at his friend.

"Daisuke-san, you can't be serious spending you money on that brat! Do you even realize how bad this match looks for you!" Rinshi sputtered out as Daisuke chuckled.

"I have a good feeling about this kid."

-(Down on the stage)-

"Alright both fighters spin the wheel and pick your poison." Genshi instructed and Toushin went first with mischievous grin. He spun the wheel and watched in unrestrained glee as he saw the pointer land on the katana picture.

"Well if you look at that, seems like lucky is certainly on my side tonight." Toushin grinned out as he moved out of the way for Naruto to take a turn. The blonde womanizer gave the man a quick glare before spinning the wheel himself and having it land on a pair of fist. Naruto frowned as Toushin cackled. "Bad luck brat? I'm going to enjoy ruining that pretty face."

"And there you have it folks! Toushin will have a katana while Naruto will have only his fist. I wish both fighters the best, now please back to your corners." Genshi instructed as he made his way off the stage.

"That asshole cheated." Kira grunted out as Naruto stretched earning some catcalls from the females above. "He must've rigged it before the start of the battle. Damnit brat listen to me!"

Naruto who was practically having sex with his eyes to a girl in the crowd turned away from her and chuckled. "Well then stop being boring." This earned a growl from the War Bear. "Besides, me having a weapon would just be overkill."

Kira just shook his head. "I swear that cocky attitude is going to get your ass killed."

"Are both fighters ready?" Genshi called from his place as Naruto winked to another girl in the crowd. "Hajime!"

Naruto quickly ducked under the swing that would've lopped his head off. "I'm going to enjoy killing you in front of your little fangirls." Toushin said darkly before going for another swing. Naruto jumped back and grinned before blocking a kick.

"Why? Mad I got one." The blonde taunted out and Toushin growled before going for a side swipe of his sword. Naruto dodged to swing and laid a kick to his chest which Toushin blocked with his sword. He pushed Naruto back and went for a straight jab which Naruto grinned at. He grabbed onto sword surprising Toushin slightly before pulling him in and giving the older man a hard headbutt to the face.

Toushin staggered back before a kick straight to the face sent him to the ground. He tried to get get up but a punt kick to his stomach sent the older man flying away in pain. Naruto raised his arms with a grin and a laugh as the crowd got louder in approval.

-()-

"N-Nani?" Rinshi stuttered out as Daisuke held a grin on his face. "How the hell is that brat beating Toushin."

"It seems Toushin-san has been off the force for a long time." Daisuke said with a light chuckle as Rinshi continued to sputter.

'Damn it brat, finish him off!' Kira said in his head as he saw Naruto joke around in the ring not seeing Toushin slowly getting up or sending chakra through his sword. Kira just smacked his forehead in annoyance. 'I swear if no one will kill this brat, soon enough I will.'

-()-

Naruto knew Toushin was getting up, he just want to drag this out further. After all this fight was over the moment he walked into the ring. The blonde flexed in front the group of teenage girl who swooned above him before they pointed behind him in terror.

Confused the blonde turned around only to be stabbed straight into the stomach by a bloodied and possibly crazed Toushin. "Gah!" He grunted out before he was kicked away by a cackling Toushin.

"You stupid brat!" Toushin laughed out as the crowd got quiet as Naruto struggled to stand before he punched and then kneed in the stomach. Naruto held his abdomen in pain as blood came out from his wound. "You could never take these games serious enough and now you'll die for it!" He cackling got loud and the crowd roared in boos and cheers.

-()-

"Haha!" Rinshi laughed with relief in his face. "I knew better than to judge Toushin-san so quickly. Well sorry to say Daisuke-san but this match is over and you owe us eight hundred ryo!"

Daisuke just calmly took another sip of sake with a grin on face. "Now, now councilman, you know better than to call a match so early."

Rinshi looked confused and was about to asked Daisuke in what he meant before the gasp of the crowd caused him to look down at the supposed 'finished' battle.

-()-

Toushin grinned through a bloody face as he took Naruto by the neck who flinched in pain. "Any last words, you little shit?" Toushin said through a grin as he positioned his katana.

"Y-yeah just a few. Is the 's' or the 'c' silent in scent?" He said with a grinned which Toushin gave him a confused look. "also , your grip on me should be tighter like so." Naruto reached up to the wrist that was holding his neck and easy gripped it hard as the sound of bone breaking resounded through the area.

"AHH!" Toushin cried as he fell on both knees and cradled his crushed hand. Naruto brushed off the dirt in him as the hole where katana pierced was closed and healed. "N-Nani?! W-What….W-What a-are you?!"

Naruto placed a hand on his chin in mock thought. "Well most women call me sexy, some call me handsome and well others refer to me as a god in the sheets." Naruto then bent down so he was eye-to-eye with Toushin. "However most people would call you dead." Toushin didn't even had a moment to plea before his head was kicked clean off his body.

The body stood upright for a moment before quickly collapsing to the side. Naruto whistled at his work. "Well that certainly went better than last time. At least there's no blood on my leg." The crowd went wild in excitement as Naruto grinned and bowed to them.

"And there you have it folks you winner, NARUTO!" Genshi called out as a few men came on the stage to clean up the body.

-()-

"And just like that the battle is won." Daisuke grinned out as he collected his earnings from a still sputtering Rinshi. "Come now, the boy is a champion for a reason councilman. You should have not judged him so quickly."

"Come now Daisuke," Rinshi sweated as he saw Daisuke put the last of his wins in a coin sack. 'You can't be honestly taking money from me."

"Well you said it yourself councilman Rinshi. It's not everyday you see savages tear each other apart for a sliver of money. Ja ne." Daisuke chuckled before disappearing in a Shunshin. Leaving Rinshi to glare at the spot he was at.

-()-

"OW!" Naruto said as he rubbing the spot on his head where he got bopped.

"Next time don't waste my time." Kira grunted out before lighting another cigar. "Would've left your ass there if I knew you was going to play around with Toushin.

Naruto scoffed as he sat up at the bar as Kira got them drinks. "The asshole had it coming, besides you know it was funny to see him think that he won." He then took a glance around the bar as there were quite a few people in there. "Little busier than usual, shouldn't they be home or something?" He asked while taking a cup of sake.

"You know this bar is practically opened 24 hours." Kira said as he made a drink for a customer before giving it them. "Besides you won against Toushin. From what I heard many people betted for him."

Naruto gave a quick laugh as he eyed a female customer getting served. "Wonder how much money they lost."

"More than they thought." Daisuke said as he took a spot next to Naruto. "My name's Daisuke, nice to meet the man that gave me one of the best show of my life." This earned a grunt from Kira.

"Try not to make the brat's head swell, it's already too big." Naruto flipped the big man off which made Daisuke chuckle.

"Quiet the charmer?"

"Only to the ladies." Naruto grinned before offering a cup of sake to Daisuke who happily took it.

"If you don't mind me asking Naruto-san, where did you learn that move to kill Toushin-san. It was so clean and perfectly executed. From a first glance I wouldn't suspect you of being a shinobi. " Daisuke asked and Naruto raised an eyebrow as his gazed went back over to the female customer who was beckoning him over. Daisuke saw the female and chuckled.

"Secrets are secrets Daisuke-san" Naruto stood up with a bottle of sake and a devious smirk. "Now if you excuse, I need to get my reward for the night." He bid Daisuke a goodnight before walking over to the female.

-(In an alley)-

"Anything to report?"

"It seems Iwagakure is giving their jinchuriki's more freedom but members of the war council are persuading the Tsuchikage to use them against their enemies more specially Konoha."

"Shit! That is not something we need right now."

"There's more too. Apparently they know that Konoha's jinchuriki's is gone."

"Damnit! Is there other bad new you got to tell me."

"It's definitely not bad news…. I have found Naruto Uzumaki."

-(Couple of days later in Konoha)-

"And there's your mission objective." Tsunade said as she gave them all a serious but hopeful look. "I would personally go with you if I wasn't needed much here. But please make this mission a success." She said almost pleadingly.

Kurenai Yuhi nodded. "Of course Hokage-sama. We won't fail you." She looked over her team which composed of her friend Anko Mitarashi due to the fact that Kiba caught the flu, Hinata Hyuuga, and Sakura Haruno.

"She right shishou. We'll bring that big dummy home." Sakura said with a smile as she punched her hand. "Besides how hard is it going to be to convince him to come back. All we really have to do is promise him to be Hokage." She said with a hint of sarcasm.

Hinata frowned a bit a duck her head. "Ano, Sakura-chan, how do we know he's still the same Naruto-kun?"

Sakura placed her hands on her hip. "Please like that buffoon changed his mind on a goal that he had since he first started the academy."

Anko grinned as she chewed on the dango stick that was in her mouth. "The gaki was a little cutie when he was young, he's sure to grow up into a fine young man, right Nai-chan?" She elbowed her best friend who gave her annoyed look.

"Really Anko?" She deadpanned as she saw Hinata's face heat up several shades of red.

Sakura visibly blanched."Naruto cute? Never!" 'Sha! Sasuke-kun is ten times hotter than Naruto-baka.' Inner sakura said with a fist bump.

A cough broke everyone out of their thoughts to see Tsunade looking at them expectantly. "Shouldn't you be gone by now?" And with that the four kunoichi vanished from her sight.

"Bring him back." She whispered as she gazed at a photo of her, shizune, her old teammate, and a younger blonde haired whiskered boy.

-(Outside Konoha)-

"So from the reports, Naruto rests in a village on the outermost skirts of Tsuchi no Kuni meaning that once we cross over the Kusa/Tsuchi border, we must hide our Hitai-ates." Kurenai commanded and her team nodded as they sprinted through the trees.

"Ano, sensei, why must we hide our Hitai-ates? The Third Shinobi War has long since finished." Hinata asked timidly and quietly to which Kurenai sighed sadly to herself.

"Well Hinata-chan, while the Third Shinobi War has finished there are still many people who harbor hate towards our village. Just like how there's people in Konoha who hate Kumo and Iwa." Kurenai explained and Sakura scoffed

"I don't' see why they won't just forget about. I mean what's done is done."

Now it was Anko's turn to scoff. "How would you feel if some powerful ninja leveled all of Konoha and killed your precious Sasuke-kun."

Sakura frowned. "I would hunt them down!" 'Sha!' Inner Sakura agreed.

"The you're no different than any of the Iwa-nins who still hate us." Anko explained and Sakura couldn't think of a comeback.

Hinata looked up into the clear sky as her mind drifted off to one man. 'I'm coming Naruto-kun.'

-()-

"I'M COMINGGG!" She screamed as another orgasm came through her, leaving her an almost tired mess under him. Naruto kept picking up the pace as his grunts were overshadowed the sound of their skin slapping together.

"Don't get tired yet!" He said through gritted teeth as he felt his end coming near. He pressed her back into his chest as he rammed up in her. She turned her head to give the blonde a sloppy kiss as he fondled her breasts. "Almost there!"

He's sure he fucked her stupid because right now, she was making incoherent sounds coming from her mouth. He felt the familiar sensation of released and pumped into her harder shaking the bed hard enough to have it banging against the wall. "A-Almost…..there!"

He released his warm seed in her causing her already dulled eyes to roll to the back of her head as she went limp in his arms. Settling them down and panting Naruto grinned as he felt himself get hard due to his amazing stamina. The women took a tired glance down before throwing an arm over her eyes.

"Is there an end?" She asked and he chuckled.

"I guess I'm not doing my job good enough." He grinned and moved in to kiss her when the door slammed opened to reveal an pissed Kira.

"How many times have I told you to stay away from my employees especially MY DAUGHTER!" He yelled out as he cracked his knuckles. Naruto paled and chuckled uneasily.

"Kira, buddy, pal, old friend . Nice morning right- OH SHIT!" Naruto dodged a Kunai and saw a murderous glint in his eyes. "Beep! Beep!" The blonde said before he vanished.

"COME BACK HERE YOU HORNY BASTARD!"

-(A few day later)-

Team Kurenai couldn't help but sigh in relief as they finally made to Tetsuushi village. After getting a hotel room from a man who couldn't keep eyes to himself the four women discussed their plans in their room.

"Since it's nighttime and the men of this village seem to be very touchy feeling we'll cut the search shorter than usual. Try to avoid asking his name directly. The last thing we need is for someone to get curious of our mission. Anko, you and Sakura explore the southern district. I'm sure that's where you're gonna find a lot of bars, great to get information from."

Anko grinned before fist bumping and throwing an arm over Sakura shoulders. "Alright! Me and pinkie here are going to nip this in the bud." Her grin then widened. "Maybe momma will get a few free drinks out of it."

Kurenai just sighed at her friend antics. "Try not to screw this up Anko." She said with a light glare which Anko completely waved off.

"Oh you have little faith in thee."

"Anyways me and Hinata-chan will search the Northern district. And here." She handed them each little microphones. "If you got any information make sure to send it through here. Be back here in four hours." They nodded before going their separate ways.

-(With Naruto)-

Naruto sighed in annoyance. "See that's why I hate wearing shirts." He throw the tattered piece of cloth away before slumping down in a booth facing the entrance of the bar. "Always getting in the damn way."

"Whatever Naruto-kun that's just an excuse to be shirtless so more women can gawk at you." She was a tall beauty with long flowing silver hair that reached mid back with a few strands in the front. She had dark purple eyes and a small pale cute face. She had breast that were a few sizes below Tsunade's and a round bubble butt.

"And isn't it awesome Sakuya-chan?" He grinned out before she popped into his lap with a grin.

"Mmm I love competition." She said loud enough for the whole bar to hear. Some of the men gave Naruto jealous looks which Naruto only grinned at them.

"Of course you do, you attention-seeking baka!" A voice called about before another person popped themself into his lap. She was a light bronze beauty with short cyan hair that stopped at her chin. Her dark amber eyes glared at Sakuya who just glared back.

Naruto just coughed lightly with a smirk. "Well hello to you too, Rana-chan." Rana broke her staring match to cuddle with Naruto's cheek earning a warning growl from the other female. "Haven't seen you in a while." He said with a chuckle.

Rana stopped cuddling to pout her lips. "Well Tou-san still doesn't like you so he made me travel with him to Yugakure. He especially did it so that I couldn't watch you fight. He's still convinced that I will marry some rich asshole and not some brawler bum." She said sadly and Naruto just held her tighter to him.

"Well fuck him then! Nothing in the world is going to stop the 'Shi no Gēmu' Champion from seeing his ladies!" Naruto said proudly which earned him a kiss on the cheek.

"Say it any louder and Cheru-san may come barging in here." Kira grunted out as he set three drinks down on the table before wiping his hands on his bar towel. "I rather not have a repeat of last time."

Naruto scoff before reaching over and grabbing a drink. "Please like that old man has the balls to attack me especially in this bar. No offense to you Rana-chan." He said sheepishly at which she laughed at.

"None taken, Naru-kun."

-(An hour later)-

Sakura groaned in annoyance as she and a slightly swaying Anko walked out another bar. "Damnit! Why are people in this damn town so tight-lipped! It's not like we're asking on how to kill a kage!"

Anko shrugged her shoulders. "Maybe we're not trying harder enough." She giggled as they walked and Sakura sighed.

"Oh I'm sure we're trying if you being drunk any indication!" She said with disapproval in her tone.

Anko scoffed before standing up straighter. "I'm not drunk pinkie! Maybe a bit buzzed but I'm smarter than that to get drunk on a very important mission." They stopped at the last bar in the district. It seemed to be further down from the rest of village.

Sakura frowned at the nickname and took a glance at the bar. "'The Den'? Seems pretty busy this late at night." The two Kunoichis walked in the bar and surprise to see that most of the customers were shinobi's, contrasting differently from what they've seen in the other bars.

They sat at the counter and ignored the looks from the men. Well Sakura did, Anko just gave the men a bloodthirsty smirks that sent chills down some of their spines. There was a light banging sound coming from above them and also what seem to sound like a female moan.

"Don't mind the sounds." Kunoichis turn to see that their bartender was a beautiful silver haired woman. Her purple eyes held a light flirtatious manner. "Tou-san could never keep him quiet anyways." She said with a smile. "My name is Sakuya, can I start you ladies out with anything?"

Sakura grimaced and shook her head while Anko grinned. "Sure thing! The strongest drink you got!" Sakura resisted the urge to slap her forehead at her partner and just rolled her eyes.

Sakuya smirked at the enthusiastic woman. "My are you sure about that? That drink is usually off limits unless you're challenging someone. In fact the only person I know that can stomach the whole bottle is currently being preoccupied at the moment." She rolled her eyes at 'preoccupied' as the banging got louder.

Anko eyes got a strange glint in them. " Well that's a challenge I would love to take! But for now I'll take a bottle of sake."

Sakuya smiled and nodded at the purple nin before recovering the drink. "Now I haven't seen you ladies around here. So what brings you here to Tetsuushi and more specifically The Den. As you can see we're not a normal bar." The silver haired woman prodded.

Sakura took a glance at Anko who was busy downing her drink. "Well we're here to get some information." Sakuya paused for a moment until an face-splitting grin come on her face and she leaned on the counter.

"What type of information?"

-(The next morning)-

"Is this the place?" Kurenai asked as the group of four females stood in front of the still busy bar Sakura and Anko visited the night before.

Anko nodded with a smile as she led the group in. "Of course Nai-chan! Besides I'm here for that challenge!" The group stood for a moment until Anko waved over Sakuya.

"Ah Anko-chan! I see you return for that challenge no doubt!" She said excitedly as she looked at the two new females. "Oh where are my manners! I'm Sakuya and welcome to The Den." She would have finished if a body of a man hadn't crashed at her feet. She sighed annoyingly, "Not again!" She nudged the man with a foot earning a groan from him.

"At least he's alive this time."

The four kunoichi jumped at the deep voice and turned around to see the biggest and most muscular man they have ever seen. His greying brown hair was tied into a short ponytail and his lone steel grey eye seemed to be in a permanent glare. He had a scar that ran down from his closed right right eye, across his face and stopped at the side of his lips.

Anko and Kurenai immediately recognized him as Kinato Kira also known as the "War Bear" of Tsuchi. Sakuya not fazed by his appearance look down at the unconscious man. "So what happened?"

Kira grunted out what seemed to be a chuckle before easily picking the man up and tossing him outside the bar. "He saw the brat with Rana-san before deciding to 'pull a move' and touch her ass." The men around them shook their heads and whistled. "I'm sure he was new to the village." He grunted out with a shrug before looking down at the four kunoichis. "This doesn't happen much but Sakuya, why are they not being tended to?"

The purple eyed beauty smirked before pointing at Anko. "This brave soul wants to challenge the stud to a drinking contest. With the drink you got from that country you visited out of the Elemental nations."

Kira snorted and peered down at the Kunoichi in question. "I don't think you know what you're getting into."

Anko just gave the man a smirk and pointed at herself. "And you don't know who you're talking too." She said arrogantly which caused Kurenai and Sakura to shake their head and Sakuya to giggle. Hinata took a nervous glance around the bar and tilted her head curiously as she saw that one part of the bar was covered with men cheering someone on.

Kira gave an amuse grunt. "Well if you think you're up to the challenge I'll get it prepare for you. Sakuya." The woman nodded and went over to the crowd of cheering men. Kira then jabbed a thumb at a table. "Have a seat there."

Anko took seat while Kurenai just sighed disappointingly at her. "Anko we don't have time for drinking games. We have a mission remember! Unless you want to tell Tsunade-sama how we came up empty-handed." Anko just waved off the threat with a chuckle.

"Have some faith, for once. Besides this is going to be fun." Some of the men in the bar gathered around the table as Kira set down four tall bottles of the mysterious alcohol. "Only four?"

Kira chuckled. "Trust me, that's a stretch. Sakuya where's the brat?"

"Hold on to your fucking pants old man!" A male voice called out before plopping down in the seat with a yawn. The Kunoichis gasped as they saw the man. "It's not my fault that some dumbass wants...to..die...early…" He trailed off as his eyes widened when he finally got a look at his opponent and her group.

"Well fuck."

And that's where I'm going to end it from here. Yes it was a bit boring but a beginning is a beginning but everything will pick up next chapter. And for some of those think, yes those two females are exactly who you think they are.

This will be a harem story with the max being 5... maybe 6 females that Naruto will be romantically interested in. Any other girls outside the ones that I will pick will be for a physical attraction.

Well I think that's all for now. Till next time