Name: Malak (But you can call me Looka, Louk, Malooka, Maluk, Looklook, Lakaliko, Kooky, Kooka, Koketta - really, you can spin my name in any nickname and I'll like it (I actually keep discovering new ones every single year, so I guess it's an awesome name for nicknaming x3))

Location: Cairo, Egypt (VERRYY patriotic, btw)
Gender: Female

Religion: Muslim (Not a terrorist, thanks)

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, hanging out with my friends, watching sappy movies (preferably ones with Gerard Butler in them), working out, dancing, singing, and just generally enjoying life.

Fave Movies: Perks of Being A Wallflower, The Ugly Truth, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, The Amazing Spider-Man 1 &2.

Fave TV Series: Skins (UK), Teen Wolf, The Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Pretty Little Liars, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Charmed, the Simpsons, 90210, So You Think You Can Dance.

Fave Cartoons: Danny Phantom (DUH!), Total Drama Series, Ben 10 Alien Force - Ultimate Alien, Ben 10, Codename: Kids Next Door, the Simpsons.

Fave Books:
- Vampire Academy and Bloodlines series by Richelle Mead.
- Harry Potter series by J.K Rowling.
- Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, and Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan.
- The Hunger Games by Suzzane Collins.
- Darkest Powers series by Kelley Armstrong.
- The Mediator series by Meg Cabot.
- Looking For Alaska, Paper Towns, and The Fault in Our Stars by John Green.
- Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick
- Under the Never Sky trilogy by Veronica Rossi

Music!

Favorite Bands:
- The Beatles
- Pink Floyd
- Led Zeppelin
- Coldplay
- Nirvana
- Arctic Monkeys
- Radiohead
- My Chemical Romance
- Panic! At The Disco
- The Doors
- Muse
- The Fray
- Maroon 5 (Preferably in their Songs About Jane phase)
- Nickelback
- The Ramons
- Lana Del Rey
- Christina Aguilera
- Shakira (not the pop Shakira, the good ol' Hips Don't Lie Shakira)

Where else you can find me:

Twitter:
www.twitter.com/malaknagaty

Wattpad:
/malaknagaty

Instagram:
/malaknagaty
/malaknagatyart

Goodreads:
/dalooka

Hope to meet you wherever! Check out my original stories on Wattpad.

Oneshots:

Happy Birthday!
Category: Twilight
Summary: Just a fanfic I wrote to CrazyStory to say, "Happy Birthday!" Hope you guys enjoy reading this! Review please! Again, "Happy Birthday Misho!"
Rating: K

Romeo & Juliet
Category: The Mediator Series
Summary: Suze has an assignment to write a similar story to Romeo & Juliet; but adds a little twist of her life in it. And, with Ceecee included. But, what will Jesse do when he reads the story; what's his reaction? read and find out; and don't forget to review!
Rating: T
Shipping: SXJ

Another Sam Story
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: Slight AU - Who's the mysterious girl did Danny dance with at his school's masked dance? And what does Sam tell him at her stepsister's party? Another Sam story, or Sam's Cinderella. PLEASE REVIEW!
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS, slight TXV

Pizza Girl
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: Sam likes Danny, Danny likes Sam. But do they tell each other? No. But when Sam becomes the new pizza girl, Danny gets encouraged to write her a song, telling her how he feels. Songfic, but also a bit of a oneshot. Please R&R!
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

Tucker's Girl
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: SEQUEL TO PIZZA GIRL! After feeling a little third wheel-ish - in other words, sick and irritated - from Danny and Sam getting togther, he decided to do what Danny did, and sing a song to that special someone.. But who is that special someone? Slight DXS
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS, TX?

Your Love Is My Drug
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: Everybody knows that if Sam was on drugs, it's Danny. But would she get out of her own personal rehab when she sees what Danny surprises her with? Major DXS! FLUFF!
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

Pillow Fights Have Advantages
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: after a hard day at school, Danny, Sam, and Tucker head over to Danny's house for video-games, and when Tucker left, a pillow fight between Danny and Sam turned friendship into something more... DXS FLUFF!
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS, DUH!!

Frisbee
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: It's Sam's fifteenth birthday! After getting curious about what Danny's present is, she later finds out at the small party she throws at her house. Sam would never look at Frisbees the same way again...
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

Just The Way You Are
Category: Tangled
Summary: Rapunzel attends her very first ball, only to gets informed by a snobby princess that 'blondes' are better and more beautiful. Heartbroken, Rapunzel runs to her room and cries. But, Eugene is here to the rescue, as usual. XD FLUFF!
Rating: K
Shipping: FlynnXRapunzel

Scareaversary
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: It had been one year since the Disasteroid, which means one year since Danny and Sam started dating. To celebrate their anniversary, they decided to see a scary more at a drive-in. What an interesting Scare-aversary that turned out to be... FLUFF! XD
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

Let It Snow
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: It's Christmas, and Danny finds it extra difficult to figure out what present to get to Sam... But will he see that all she wants for Christmas is him? DXS FLUFF!
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

New Year's Resolution
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: Its New Year's Eve, and Sam has a plan to tell Danny how she feels before the year is up. But when Phantom is invited to Paulina's party, will she get the chance to before its the end of 2011? DXS FLUFF! xD
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

Balloons
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: Danny gives Sam a balloon - and if it pops, she might just find out how he really feels about her. Oneshot. DXS FLUFF!
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

Piano Lesson
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: Danny goes over to Sam's house to study History for an upcoming test, but what he does not foresee is seeing Sam playing the most beautiful thing he's ever heard on the piano. Pianos tend to be romantic, so it's not really their faults that the atmosphere gives off the 'more-than-friends' vibe. DXS FLUFF!
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

Nothing.
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: And as they lay there, gazing up at the stars, she finally said,
tonelessly, "I feel nothing." DXS oneshot.
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

Egyptian Cotton
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: Sam Manson doesn't normally have good mornings, but today, she does. Danny & Tucker want to get to the bottom of this rare occurrence, but the last thing they expected was for Sam's new authentic Egyptian sheets to be the reason for this. When Danny swings by her house later to check them out, somehow he ends up lying on her bed, admiring the sheets. Among doing other things. DXS!
Rating: T
Shipping: DXS

Of Monkey Bars & Swings
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: "Smirking, she turned back to him to quirk, "Maybe next time we should kiss each other at the same time."" Random oneshot. DXS FLUFF!
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

Homework
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: In which an innocent tutoring lesson between two lovebirds was sparked with a small piece of paper with three specific words on them. DXS FLUFF!
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

The Act Of Frenching
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: Sam teaches Danny some French for his exam. (Among other activities that include French.) DXS!
Rating: K
Shipping: DXS

Completed Stories:

The Cursed Knife
Category: W.I.T.C.H.
Summary: Cornelia Hale. Nobody may think anything is happening under that fierce blond hair and Lapis Lazuli eyes of hers. Only, there is. And, heartbroken as she is, Caleb is the only person who could wake her up from the Knife's Curse.
Rating: T
Shipping: CorneliaXCaleb

Killer Stalker
Category: The Mediator Series
Summary: What - or who - is haunting all mediators and seeking their deaths? And why? Does Suze's life and all the other mediators depend on that question's answer?
Rating: T
Shipping: SuzeXJesse

Love Beyond Magic
Category: Danny Phantom/Charmed Crossover
Summary: Is Sam really your average teenage girl? Or is there something else behind those amethyst eyes? And what do the Halliwells discover about her? And what does Paulina have to do with this? Sam gets suspicious of who she truly is. But is she also... Charmed?
Rating: T
Shipping: DXS

Shipwrecked
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: I'm Sam Manson. Me and seven other people went on a school cruise, only to get stuck in a thunderstorm. We crashed on an island with no location on a map, and no history. Oh, and have I mentioned there are dinosaurs on this island? COMPLETE! XD
Rating: T
Shipping: DXS, TXV, slight DashXP

Trapped In School
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: In the midst of the biggest snowstorm to ever hit Amity Park, Danny and Sam are doomed to spending their week trapped in school until help arrives. Sam and Danny. In school. Alone. Together. For days. Will being alone spur some unsaid feelings and will sparks fly, or will the wrong kinds be ignited? DXS FLUFF! COMPLETE!
Rating: T
Shipping: DXS

Switched Up
Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: After PP. Sam Manson's life is perfect - she and Danny are finally together, there's no more secrecy, and Danny Phantom is now a worldwide hero. But some part of her can't help wishing for life to slow down just a little. Paulina Sanchez's life is far from perfect. Every since stupid Danny Fenton revealed himself to being the town and now world hero Danny Phantom, her dreams of ever being with him were crushed, and her popularity had been overshadowed by his ever since. Sam and Paulina don't have much in common, that's for sure - except for that one wish they make at that one night, wishing they had each other's exceptional lives. And so they have wished it... So it shall be. COMPLETE!
Rating: T
Shipping: DXS

Stories I'm Working On:

What Happens In Motels

Category: Danny Phantom
Summary: The last thing Sam & Danny want to do is go on an impromptu road trip back home, fresh out of a fight, after a week of vacation in California; but they're doomed to nights in dingy motels, delayed flights, bumpy bus rides, and mostly constant bickering. Spending time alone in worst-case scenarios can do a lot to a friendship... Especially if it's Danny and Sam's. DXS!
Rating: T
Shipping: DXS

Love Beyond Magic 2

Category: Danny Phantom/Charmed Crossover
Summary: After a witch-tastic summer, Sam, Danny and Paulina go back to school. And that's when things turns into a mess. There's a new wizard, two new students come to Casper High, two with a horrific secret. And the guy seems to be hitting on Sam...
Rating: T
Shipping: DXS, PaulinaX?

DISCONTINUED.

Take Time to Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line!

Quote of the Day:

"She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.”

― Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park

Read:

-There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

-What do you call a woman with a hoop-skirt? A hoochie mama!

-The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus

-It is bad to suppress ur laughter, it goes down your hips

-A desperate attempt to react Laguna Beach isn't gonna make you look like a celebrity

-I used to have an open mind. But my brain kept falling out

-I'm in shape. round is a shape

-Car Service: If it ain't broken, we'll break it

The Mediator funny quotes:

-Paul Slater: 1-Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too? 2-OK, who called room service and ordered the pretty girl? 3-What? did you see a disturbance in the Force or something? 4-Can we get out of here? this place gives me the heebie-jeebies. 5-You know what you sound like? A jealous Girlfriend.

Jesse De Silva: 1-Susannah meet cat, cat meet Susannah. 2-Generally, when people say goodnight, they keep their tongues to themselves. 3-Oh no Querida it's not me he's after, I'm not the one he's sending roses to. 4-Susannah, is that an axe? 5-Hasn't anyone ever told you that a gentlemen never lays a hand on a lady? 6-I'm doing it for you in this monkey suit. 7- I did not sit idly eating bon bons for the 150 years I was a ghost!

-Adam McTavish: 1-He's supposed to weep tears of blood if anyone ever graduates here a virgin. 2-Vote for Suze, she doesn't suck. 3-Fratenising with the enemy! For shame Wench!! 4-What can I say? The broad hates me!

-Susannah Simon: 1-God, poison your own kid, why don't you? 2-Who the hell are you? 3-This is my room, I'm not sharing it with some dead cowboy. 4-I can't believe she just said the word panties in front of Michael! 5-Sorry, but dead has never been my colour. 6-My mom is really strict if I miss my curfew she might beat me. 7- Do you think its possible that he's the son of Satan? 8- Who did he think he was? James Bond?? 9- You have ghostly minions to do your bidding? What are you? 10- Come on, little miss hoop-skirt poppin' a blade? 11- And how are things on Planet Wish? 12- Father Dom used the word sexual, about me! Excellent...

-Other: 1-father Dom: Amazing techniques they're teaching out east these days. 2-Catlin: I can't have you baby-sitting all whacked up on scooby snacks! 3- Craig: Are you a Pirate?

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!

Take candy, not drugs

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Even the best fall down sometimes.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear Thank you very much

A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

Live your life with arms wide open; you never know what might be thrown at you...

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

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When you’re in an elevator
do this:

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

MEOW occasionally.

STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

SAY -DING at each floor.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

SWAT at flies that don't exist.

CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

1. I need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. The answer is... (Look at #11)
3. Don’t get mad. (Look at #15)
4. Calm down. (Look at #13)
5. First. (Look at #2)
6. Don’t be that mad. (Look at #12)
7. I just wanted to say hi XD
8. What I wanted to tell you is... (Look at 14)
9. be patient. (Look at #4)
10. This is the last time okay. (Look at #7)
11. I’m not crazy. (Look at #6)
12. Sorry. (Look at #8)
13. Don’t be hype. (Look at #10)
14. I don't know how to say this. (Look at #3)
15. You must be ticked off now. (Look at #9)

God, that one annoyed the hell outta me!!

Favourite Quotes!:

Danny Phantom:

Jack: Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this.
Danny: I get an allowance?

Danny: inside the evil hospital AHHHHHHH! LET ME GO!
Tucker: hates hospitals and doesn't want to go into one Still technically not a cry for help.
Danny: HELP ME!
Tucker: Still not a cry for my help...
Danny: TUCKER!
Tucker: Aw darn it!

(After Danny's ghost sense goes off)
Danny: (To Sam & Tucker) Uh, guys. I've got a problem.
(Mud is thrown at his head)
Dash: FENTON!
Danny: Make that two problems.

Tucker: (To girl, trying to ask her to the dance) Hey, there. I...
Girl #1: No.
Tucker: (To another girl)) Hi, would you...?
Girl #2: Forget it.
(Another girl walks by)
Girl #3: No!
Tucker: I didn't ask you yet! (Walks over to Danny & Sam eating)
Danny: Strike three, Tuck?
Tucker: Try strike three thousand.

Sam: Danny, if you’re going to drool, would you not mind doing it over my tofu-soymilk?
Tucker: Drool on a tofu-soymilk isn’t drool, it’s seasoning

Danny: (After seeing Tucker hug a box of meat) How is it that I have ghost powers and you're the weird kid?

Danny: (While fighting Skulker upstairs) MY COMPUTER! Oh, wait, that's Jazz's.

Sam: (To Tucker, about Ember) You do know she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension?
Tucker: Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paulina.

Danny: (Meditating) Sam... Sam... Sam...
(Sam taps on the window)
Danny: SAM! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying!

Sam: (To Danny, after seeing ghost dog attack cafeteria) You're not much of a dog catcher.
Danny: Yeah, no kidding. Who let the dogs in? (Sam stares) See, the song is "Who Let The Dogs Out," but I said "Who Let the Dogs In." (Sam continues staring) I'll be right back.
Sam: Bring some new jokes!

(LOL, yeah, I have a lot of faves :D)

Vampire Diaries (TV) Quotes!

Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn’t' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.

Damon: (on Stefan's journal) Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many... adjectives.

Damon: It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

Damon: I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me

Damon: You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field... football reference! Too soon?

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so horny.

Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please

Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.

Damon: I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

Damon: Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Damon: I say snatch, eat, erase!

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet

Vicki: Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead.

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

Damon: Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.

Damon: (on coffee) It does dead flesh good.

Damon: I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

Damon: We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff

Damon: You have to be invited in.
Logan I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.

Damon: I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.

Mayor Stratton: Do I look like a student?
Alaric: You look like a full-grown, alpha male douche bag.

Damon: I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little melodramatic, don't you think?

Elena: I saved your life.
Damon: I know.
Elena: And don't you forget it.

Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.

Damon: It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

Alaric: First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Damon: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

Stefan: Anna took Elena.
Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.

Damon: I didn't compel you in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it.

Damon: How long are you gonna blame me for turning your birth mother into a vampire?

Elena: Damon gets what he wants, no matter who he hurts in the process.
Damon: Well, you don't need to be snarky about it.

Damon: I have two liters of soccer mom in the fridge.

Damon: Am I leaving anything out?
Alaric: The part where I try to kill you again, but this time I don't miss.

Damon: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Damon: I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Damon: Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon: We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

Damon: You're playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampires. What did you think was gonna happen?

Damon: You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.

Damon: You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood.

Damon: John, whatever I can do to help make this town safe. Even if it means spending time with you.

Damon: I couldn't have him running around chewing on people with the town running around looking for vampires, could I?

Damon: Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite.

Damon: How'd you get this number?
Alaric: It's on the street.

Alaric: Can we not kill anyone tonight, please?
Damon: You just brought me along for my company.

Damon: Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.

Damon: What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers?

Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.

Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys.

Damon: Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Damon: I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Damon: I like being a living dead person.

Elena: I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.

Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.

Damon: It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.

(Damon Salvatore XD 'Nuff said.)

Fairly Odd Parents

Cosmo: (When Dimsdale was mad at Timmy for freeing that Chompy) Well, you lived a happy life, right?
Timmy: I'm only ten!
Cosmo: I said happy, not long.

Cosmo: A-bup-bup, the weather is on!

Cosmo: Cindy! Noo!
Wanda: (To Timmy) Watch this. (To Cosmo) How's Cindy?
Cosmo: Who's Cindy?

Cosmo: Timmy, we have some bad news and good news.
Timmy: What's the good news?
Wanda: We're not so good at making aliens, no we brought a real one from Yeugopeutania.
Timmy: WHAT?
Wanda: Oh, and they're coming to get their son back and destroy all humanity.
Timmy: Then what's the bad news?
Wanda: Oh wait, that WAS the bad news.
Timmy: So WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?
Cosmo: I found a nickle!

Cosmo: Timmy, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, I named my nickle Philip.
Timmy: What's the bad news?
Cosmo: It's a GIRL nickle!

Cosmo: Must - resist - stupidity impulse!

Timmy: Did you guys just make it so my parents won't lie to me?
Wanda: Well, you said "I Wish". And when you wish, we grant.
Cosmo: (To Wanda) You gained weight.
Wanda: You know, WE can still lie to each other.
Cosmo: Yeah, I know.

President: (On the escalator) When do we get to the ride?
Timmy's Dad: This IS the ride! Woopee!!!

Timmy's Mom: How many lies is that?
Timmy's Dad: I don't know, I lost count after 5, 000. It'd be easier if we just made a truth list.
Timmy's mom: Well, we love him.
Timmy's Dad: That's one! We're on fire!!

Wanda: I'm carsick.
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!

Timmy: If we don't make it through this, tell my dad... He's weird.

(LOL, Cosmo rocks!)

iCarly:

Spencer: When you break up with a girl, they do not like it if you ask out their sister. That will get you a fork in your arm.
Freddie: Are you gonna say anything helpful?
Spencer: Helpful...
Freddie: Yeah.
Spencer: No. But hey, you wanna check out my automated fish feeder? I'm making it a lot more complicated than it needs to be.
Freddie: Why?
Spencer: Because it's fun!

Freddie: Why is she so mad?
Carly: Because hobos can't afford cable!

Police Officer: What were you thinking? Putting up a sign that said "Pee on Carl."
Spencer: I'm sorry officer, (looks at name tag), Carl.

Freddie: Someday I'll be Carly's second husband.
Carly: What happened to my first husband?
Freddie: Nothing you can prove!

JONAS:

Kevin: Yeah, dad said people from all over the world will be watching it all at the same time... That must be a HUGE TV!!

Joe: Hey badder, badder, badder, badder.
Kevin: More badder
Joe: More badder!
Kevin: It's weird, it's like a mysterious, bottomless bowl.
Nick: That's a Caulender!
Joe: What's a caulender?
Nick: Only something you guys can call a mysterious bottomless bowl.

Kevin: Well, since Joe ruined the tapes -
Joe: You spilled the badder!
Kevin: You were holding the mysterious bottomless bole.
Joe: It's a cal-inder!
Kevin: It's a calender
Nick: It's a CAULENDER.

JONAS dad: Five-second dance!
Joe: MOM! Dad's dancing again!

Nick: (To Kevin when in disguise at Penny's party) How come you get to be the old guy?
Kevin: Nick, I'm not really that old. It's a wig and a mustache taped to ma face!

Kevin: (In funny English accent) Do you want to go see a play?

Kevin: (His arms around all the cheerleaders) If only I had longer arms.
Joe: Yeah, where's your school spirit Nick? (To cheerleaders) Wait girls! Surrender to the Mantises! Something something something!!

Joe: (To Stella) Great, we're on. It's a da- -- it's, it's - we're on.

My Super iPod Life Challenge!

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (Oh my God so cool! I love this song)

Waking Up: Sarah Smiles by Panic! At The Disco (If my name was Sara then that would've been epic)

First Day of School: Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5 (At least I'm standing strong on my first day)

Falling in Love: Feeling This by Blink182 (OMG I lovvee the irony of this one!)

Fight Song: Paradise City by Guns N Roses (Huh... Slash's guitar solo fit!)

Breaking Up: Baby I Love You by The Ramones (I need to work on my moving on skills...)

Prom: Eleanor by The Turtles (Again, if my name was Elenore that would've been awesome)

Life is just...OK: New Perspective by Panic! At The Disco (OMG PERFECT)

Mental Breakdown: Human by The Killers (PERFECT AGAIN WOT)

Driving: She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 (This is actually really perfect but in a sad way instead of like a cool way)

Flashback: Hysteria by Muse (I just love my iPod at this point)

Getting Back Together: This is Love by The Script (EPICNESS)

Birth of Child: This Is How I Disappear by My Chemical Romance (Now this is just morbid)

Wedding: Here I Am by Bryan Adams (Okay so let's look at it this way. I'm marrying a guy who knows EXACTLY who I am and that's all that matters. Plus the song has a romantic tune to it so I like this one)

Final Battle: If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickelback (COOOOLLL)

Death Scene: Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day (Now that's what I call a positive attitude x3)

Funeral Song: Dream On by Aerosmith (Perfect, again!)

End Credits: Bliss by Muse (Couldn't have thought of a better way to end it :D).

(Little disappointed no Beatles song turned up since I have about a million of those.)

Copy nd Paste its:

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Fraternal twin...freaky!)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE TAYLOR LAUTNER, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

Mathematical proof of the Grand Theory of the Evilness of Girls:

Girls = time x money (Girls are time and money)

BUT time = money (Time is money)

THEREFORE girls = money squared

BUT money = square root of evil (Money is the root of all evil)

THEREFORE girls = square root of evil squared

THEREFORE girls = evil

MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dimwit?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!”

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

30 Good Reasons why GIRLS are always the BEST

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We have ways of getting what we want easily.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. It's a little bit better if you tell a girl you look act like a guy compared to telling a guy you act like a girl. Get it?

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We have style.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. There's the saying "Ladies first."

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn straight! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

And now, my stories!! Please R&R!!

Thank you so much for all your support

Looka'sMagicHell