A/N: I'm challenging myself to 83 moments of Ben. Always Ben. Always funny. I will write 83 hilarious Ben fics. Don't know why, but I will. Mostly because I find Ben comical in the show, but he's never perfect online. It's hard. So I'm trying to see if I can write a few good one-shots of him and capture his character perfectly.
Warning: There will be smoothies. And I mite spell Mr. Smoothy wrong. Don't hurt me for it!
Disclaimer-whatchamawhozit: I don't own Ben 10: Alien Force. If I did, Kevin would be real.
They sat outside Mr. Smoothy. The shack had been fixed since last week's incident with an alien box. Both teens had a drink. His was a combination of blueberry, limeade, and pumpkin pie. Hers, a simple soda.
Julie kept talking. She was going on about something to do with school. Probably important. Maybe not.
He was thinking it all over. Taking in the important details. Remembering every word and moment of it. He drained another smoothie.
The Asian American handed him another cup, her mouth still moving to say more words.
Ben was confused. He remembered it all, but it didn't make sense. What were they talking about?
"Keep in mind that we're going to study tonight. You've got that test tomorrow."
"Mhm."
He hadn't been listening and Julie knew. She waved a hand in front of his face.
Ben didn't move.
"Are you even awake?"
"Mhm."
"Ben?"
He suddenly burst out laughing. Smoothie sprayed from his lips and all over his girlfriend's face. His face fell to the table and he pounded his fist down a few times.
Julie was disgusted. She wiped the bits of whatever orange stuff Ben was having from her face. Something fruity. She didn't want to think of the weird combos he could've come up with. "Ben!"
His amazing green eyes were watery when he looked up and seeing her face brought on a new round of giggles. He wiped the tears away.
"What's so funny?!" Julie snapped. "I was talking to you!"
He couldn't regain his voice and the laugh attack started all over again.
Julie took a napkin to her face and wiped the spit and smoothie from it. She let him calm down again which took longer than she thought.
Ben was crying from the amusement of his discovery for almost ten minutes. He looked up at her and apologized right away, his sides still aching.
"What was so funny?" the girl asked once more.
He paused and took a breath, a smile coming over his expressions. "You know the box alien tech I told you about?" he reminded her.
Her answer was a timid, "Yeah."
"Kevin and Gwen were talking about an oxymoron when we found it. Gwen told me to be careful. Kevin said my name and careful are two words that contradict each other," Ben explained while trying not to chuckle again.
Julie was ultimately lost.
"Gwen said it was like an oxymoron." Ben's smile widened and he had to put his head down against the table again.
She stared at him, not getting a word of what he was saying.
"Kevin said 'Some kind of moron.'" Ben couldn't contain his snickering anymore and he had to laugh again. He calmed down easier this time. "Kevin said I was a moron and I didn't even know it."
"Wasn't that almost a week ago?" Julie asked.
Ben only nodded. "I didn't get it. But I was thinking a lot and I finally got it. Kevin called me a moron." His thoughts froze as the realization hit from his words. He jumped up and yelled. "KEVIN CALLED ME A MORON!"
A/N: Short. They'll all be that way, and some will be longer. I didn't get the joke until I rewound it and watched it again. Then I had to watch it another time and I saw Ben's face and he looked confused. 'Busy Box' is funneh. But never make a Kevin duplicate. That'd be too weird. R&R!
~Sky
P.S. for 'Busy Box' I also loved Gwen falling out of the air after the meditating incident. Then Ben imitating Kevin was good. But my fave quote bout the Ben-version of the box is:
Kevin: I think we should get back in the car.
Ben: And run away?
Kevin: And run it over.