No More Heroes: Naruto's Story Chapter 1: 11 to 10 THE BLOODSHED BEGINS, a Naruto + No More Heroes Crossover fanfic

Okay dudes, this is the first ever, Naruto/No More Heroes crossover. I don't own any of them except any OCs. Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto while No More Heroes is owned by Suda51.

Warning: This is rated M for a reason, this fic will be filled with F-bombs and cussing, blood and gore, and in the possible future, some sexual innuendos. Lemons, mmmmaybe, but we'll see.

11-11-09: Yo this is a re-print, just to fix some wording mishaps thanks to Dragon-Man 180, I thank you.

I know all you people out there has heard some crazy shit, at least that's what Ichiro at the bun stand, off of Ichiraku told me. All my life my days were crap, most of the villagers tried to kill me for Kami's sake; they call me a demon monster and all that fucking shit. And I think to myself as I take their daily beatings before the Hokage shows up, what the fuck did I do get this shitty ass treatment.

So at the age of six, I go asking the Hokage about this and told him everything that's happened after getting kicked out of the fucking orphanage, from the scraps I've been getting, to the assassinations where they stop after he and the ANBU shows up, that's when I think he thought, enough is enough and hands me some paper that allows me to claim my inheritance and my family mansion.

As he shows me around he tells me why, that being the Kyuubi that attacked on the day of my birth, who by the way is very sexy when she's out of the animal form and looks like a red headed furry of my dreams, damn she's hot. Aside from that I finally get a mention as to who my parents are, Kushina Uzumaki, the Red Death, bitchin' title mom, and Minato Namikaze, my fucking father who sealed the Kyuubi within me, and the Yellow 'fucking' Flash. But I'm a little understanding as to why, I mean the guy was noble, who the fuck could ask someone to use somebody else's kid to seal that vixen in me, not that I mind anymore.

Evidentially I find my mother's katana; apparently it has a safety mechanism on it leaving the damn thing useless for the wrong person. Long ago after the Hokage took his job again, he was curious of my mother's sword and tried to unsheathe it, but all he got was a hilt. But I surprised his ass when I opened it, and when I took it out of its sheath and there it was; the blade of how my mother got her name. The blade was humming with chakra with a red crimson color.

So for the past few years aside from the academy, I trained my ass off to make my parents proud, as both an assassin and a ninja. By the age of fifteen and my last year as an academy student, I was confronted by the Drifter who came to assassinate me. This cat, all well dressed and cool, couldn't tell if he was the shit, or plain ol' shit that the assholes of the Civilian Counsel hired.

Yeah, so he's stylin, fast, aggressive, and packing heat, badda bing. That is until this guy come up, some asshole who was an associate of my mothers. Both of them were part of this assassination whatsit. His name Tetsuyo Uchikami, he judged some of her rankings fight. "Impressive, now that you have killed him, you are now the 11th best hitman. Why don't you go for the ten killers above you and aim for the top."

Now I don't just wanna be the Hokage, I wanna be No.1. How's that? Detailed enough for you? It's gonna be a long hard road. Who knows, could kick ass, could be dangerous, and maybe it could totally suck. Waddaya say people; join me on my story, let's see how far we can take this. And those of you on your computer boards right now, just keep scrolling.

LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!!

The tumbling rolls of a cart moves down hill of the road that leads straight to the Academy where on could see the gates locked and guards in the front door. On top was a spiky blond haired teen riding the cart like a board down a slope armed with his sheathed sword in his left hand. Various civilians and few of the clan heads were clamoring at the front gates.

Earlier today the academy was taken over by an army of freelance ninjas, no affiliations, just mercs, and five of them the stood in the front gates. Only a few had escaped, that includes the majority of Chunin instructors, and the clan heirs. "Oh man, this doesn't look good," Kiba said. "You think, out of all of the students, were the only ones who actually got out," Ino snapped.

"I h-h-hope everyone is o-o-okay," the Hyuuga heiress Hinata stuttered. "Hn, just shows how weak they are, chances are they'll die," Sasuke simply stated before he walked off to the Uchiha. "Hey you bastard, where the hell are you going?" Kiba yelled at him. Sasuke stuck his nose in the air, "I'm going home, and this isn't my problem." Ino was shocked to say the least, to see her crush just walk out like it was nothing, "How can you say that, you're an Uchiha, you can save us from these guys." But the last loyal Uchiha (my ass) just walked off past the civilians not even noticing them.

Ino just stood there staring at Sasuke's retreating form, "Forget it Ino," she turned to look at the Inuzuka heir, "despite your overly estimated fantasies of the guy being a knight in shining armor, he's just a selfish bastard that doesn't give a crap about anyone else but himself." Ino kept standing there, tears nearly falling out and turning to the academy with her thoughts mixed up about her crush while the other heirs were looking at the Uchiha with disgust(yes, even Hinata). Kiba with his sharp sense of hearing heard something fast and heavy tumbling as Hinata's Byakugan saw somebody riding on a cart downhill towards them. "Everyone move!!!" Kiba yelled as Choji pulled Ino out of the way of the gate while Hinata moved and pulled a few civilians out of the gateway in process as a wooden cart busted through the gates slamming two of the mercs into a wall.

The person who was on the cart jumped as his ride hit the mercenaries. He landed behind another two of the merc nins. "FUCKHEAD!!!!" Their heads were lopped off making their bodies into blood fountains as the figure held out his crimson Chakra Katana in his right holding the sheath in his left. All of the heirs stood speechless as they recognized the blond spiky hair and cerulean eyes. "NARUTO!!!' the heirs thought as they looked at the clothing he wore. No longer the orange piece-of-shit jumpsuit, no he wore blue ninja pants with a kunai holster on his right leg, a black t-shirt with the red swirl on his chest, a vest that was similar to the jounin or chunin wear, over it was a white overcoat with orange flames embroidered at the bottom and sleeve ends of his coat. Same face, but a near replica of the Yondaime.

Naruto walked up to last merc nin clinging onto the door, like it was a safe haven for him, practically looking like he was about to shit his pants. "Hey, you know where Mizuki-teme is here?" Naruto demanded. The merc gulped and shook his head frantically, Naruto sighed, "Wrong answer." He sliced the nin through diagonally in half along with the door the dead man clung to in the building. He kicked the other one in to get through. He watches the ninjas that filled the hall armed with knuckles, swords, and various other ninja equipment they had. The 11th rank assassin could only smirk gripping his weapon, "Its game time!"

He storms through blocking and parrying various hits and strikes. Naruto rolls to the side, and starts to slash through one of them. As he gave the finishing blow, others thought it was wise to actually try and strike, Naruto on the other hand couldn't believe their stupidity as he cut through them in a bloody mess.

Seeing them gone, he ran towards the stairs in the hall going through several baddies one at a time, each of them ending up in a bloody mess. Once he killed them there was one more at the stairs, this one had a Chakra Katana like himself. Both charged each other, parrying left and right. Strike for strike, blow for blow until they both end up in a power struggle pushing one another. In the end, Naruto came out victorious with the opportunity to kill off guard. And with a flip, the now dead merc was bisected.

But as Naruto killed the guy, he could have sworn he heard in a whiny echo, "But I'm still a virgin." "Well asshole, go fuck yourself in hell." With that he walked up to the second floor.

(CUE POWER CHORD)

Upon entering the second floor he's stopped by a chakra barrier in his way to his class where Naruto figured where Mizuki holed himself up. Without any other choice he entered though the nearest classroom only to be ambushed by ten mercs. One of them appeared behind him grabbing Naruto in a stranglehold, Naruto struggled as his captor tries to prevent Naruto from his breath. So Naruto thought fast with whatever oxygen he has in his head, "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Naruto stabbed his captor's crotch leaving the man a eunuch…for about ten seconds until Naruto bisected him from the bottom up. At this point, something awoke in Naruto, and it wasn't from the Kyuubi.

"Strawberry on the Shortcake!!!" Naruto bellowed as his Chakra Katana had glowed into an even brighter crimson and grew into a bigger width. And in a matter of seconds he decimated them leaving the room to a bigger bloody mess.

Then he came into two options, one being hacking through the walls and get to Iruka's room, or run along the outer walls and confront him there.

"Option two it is."

He broke open the window and used his chakra to stick to the wall. 'Thank kami for those tree climbing exercises.'

Then out of reflex he caught some thing. It was a communication earpiece with a not saying to put it on. He did so and heard a voice, Tetsuyo's to be precise, "Hey Naruto, this is it, the final stretch to No. 10. Hope you survive, but considering who your mother was, you may as well." Naruto felt that this was gonna get into a monologue.

"Don't worry about it; keep your mind on other things till you get there. Look, sorry about the monologue, but this is standard procedure. As the challenger for the No.10 spot, I give you a motivational speech yadda, yadda, you get the idea. I can't take sides, but I can tell you a few things about him.

Let's see, this guy is a chunin, of course you know that, with low jounin skills. Oh wait, there's more, few years ago the guy went on a mission that prevented him from being a jounin, some shit about a fellow chunins death. Here's the funky part, that chunin was told to the med teams that the guy died from a leg wound which probably would have hindered the mission unless they left him. The actual reason that guy died was from strangulation. And the person who told that team was Mizuki himself.

Well, that's all I know, oh yeah, and there was also this thing between him and some snake looking guy at that time. Don't know if they butt buddies or something. So as my final words of endearment, go for the gold. Beat him down like a bitch. Trust your force, and head for the Garden of Madness."

'So, he's a traitor in short. And that thing with the snakes, that hot chick Anko comes to mind, but I don't see her and my so called 'sensei'… Wait, Anko, sensei, Anko's sensei, shit the guy works for Orochimaru.' "Well that motherfucker has another reason to die," With this knowledge and pep speech, he was walking near the window of his class, and from the looks of things, it didn't look too good for one of the students, a pink haired one at that.

(Power Chord, add in stamps)

Sakura Haruno, bookworm and total Sasuke fangirl, still expecting her 'Sasuke' to save the day, well that plan is fucked 'because she was being cornered by a perverted merc on the chalkboard, "Hey Mizuki, mind if I have some fun with this one?" Sakura could only whimper as she looked at Mizuki for his answer. "Sure, she's not even important, just cannon fodder," Mizuki smiled sinisterly.

Sakura couldn't move due to fear as the thug's hand got closer to her seeing that no one would even move to try and help her out fear for their own lives. She could on turn away and shut her eyes as she waited for her horrible fate.

*CRASH*

The window broke and all she heard was a blood gurgling scream.

"Hey Mizuki-teme, I found you, now prepare to die you bastard."

Sakura knew that voice, that familiar annoying voice that had always constantly asked her out in the past and was always rudely rejected by her. Opening her eyes she saw Naruto, out of that gaudy orange jumpsuit and in clothing that she only saw the Yondaime wear in pictures.

On the ground was what shocked her most, her attempted rapist was dead with the top half of his head removed from the jaw line. "So the demon shows his true colors," she heard Mizuki say only for Naruto to chuckle, "And was the one who allowed one of his former students to be raped."

Mizuki could only scowl at the Yondaime look alike. "Besides, I'm just here for two things, to kill a traitor, and take your place as No. 10." The No. 10 assassin could only widen his eyes, "You're ranked, but how, when?"

"You can thank the Civilian Council for that one, if they hadn't sent Helter Skelter after me; I wouldn't be the 11th best assassin in the Elemental Nations."

Majority of the class was shocked, that the Civilian Council who some of their fathers/mothers were on had actually ordered a hit on Naruto. For what reason would they try and kill the class dobe, he may prank the village often but that's no reason to send a professional killer after.

"And just to tell you, the Hokage is probably listening in on us as we speak right now, so even if you do survive this fight, you're a wanted criminal in the eyes of the village. They may be happy about me being dead, but not so much as you holding the students hostage in exchange for the Forbidden Scroll to sell it to the highest bidder, or is it your meeting with Orochimaru your reason for treason."

"H-h-how do you know all that?" Mizuki stammered.

"Just some rumor going around, but you just confirmed it with me," the bond shifts his head upward to the ceiling, "Hey Hokage-ojii, ya hear that, I'll try not to kill him for you, Anko, and Ibiki."

Mizuki was seething, all of his secrets and affiliations were exposed by the brat he was itching to kill, and he'll get his chance right here and now. With a pop the silver-haired traitor grabbed a giant shuriken that was strapped to his back and lunged at him with a slash. Naruto blocked it with the scabbard of his katana. He pulled out the chakra katana itself and attempted to slash at Mizuki which only grazed him since Mizuki pushed away from each other.

Mizuki couldn't believe that the brat in front of him had actually blocked at that. He had the lowest grades and statistics in the whole of the academy, so how could he be this strong.

While the traitor was in his thoughts, they clashed with each other, hitting strike for strike, chakra against metal, getting Naruto racing with his thoughts. 'This is it, my first official battle, showing all these people not to fuck with me, proving them wrong of whom I am. Today is the day the idiot mask comes down.'Naruto chuckled outwardly, infuriating Mizuki even more provoking him to attack even more, 'I bet that those idiots are gonna have a field day after this. And after my lineage comes out, they're gonna be kissing my ass, showering me with expensive shit and such. Well today is my time, my time today is when I awaken, as the son of the Yellow Flash and the Red Death. Today, I won't take shit form ANYBODY!!! '

Mizuki came with a downward slash of his shuriken with Naruto coming to an upper power slash to a power clash. Of course Naruto won, successfully breaking Mizuki's weapon in two. 'Even with my spares on my back, he'll come at me fast.' Naruto sheaths his blade getting ready for a dashing slash, that's when Mizuki eyes someone behind him; it was Sakura edging her way to get out of the door. 'Perfect distraction,' Mizuki shunshined front of Sakura then grabbed her and tossing her to Naruto.

Naruto saw her coming right for him, so he retreats his attacking stance to catch her, he caught her with his free hand, but she was going at him with so much force he was pushed back. Mizuki then came at them fast with a roundhouse kick, so to protect her from the blow he turned in front of her and took it in the back pushing the two of them out of the third story window.

Sakura was screaming her head off 'cause she thought they were both going to die as they fell, and half way her life flashed before her, all the friends she made and lost due to a silly crush, every time she rudely rejected her savior Naruto with punch to the head when he didn't even deserve it, she cried knowing she wasn't going to have the chance to even apologize to him for all the wrongs she had done.

That's when everything turned for the better, feeling Naruto hook her legs with his sword hand, he used his chakra to cushion the fall for the both of them. He rolled to the ruined gates with Sakura still clinging onto him.

As he placed Sakura on her feet, Naruto turned to Mizuki who was looking at him with unbridled fury, Sakura was about to say something to the blonde but Naruto beat her to it facing her, "Save it Sakura, we'll talk later, right now, I got a traitor to punish, now get to the others." She did as she was told and running to her friend/rival Ino. With Naruto, he placed his hand to the hilt of his sword, and once again pulls it out throwing the scabbard to the side; both hands are on the glowing katana, raising it to a high defensive stance.

Mizuki jumped out and threw his second Fuma Shuriken at Naruto as he went to try and bat it back at him in a power clash only to be split in half as well.

With Mizuki and his last shuriken in hand, both were in a stand-off, that is until Mizuki smirked, "Hey you demon, you wanna know why all these people hate you so much to the point of killing you."

Naruto quirked an eyebrow thinking of how Mizuki will try to psyche him out, "Sure, why not," Naruto spoke back with Miuzki taken back from the bored tone of his voice, but he still smirked.

"Well, you know how the story goes of the Kyuubi being destroyed by the Yondaime, well it was a lie." Mizuki said getting gasps from the populous watching the fight. One of the ANBUs in the crowd was about to execute Mizuki to prevent the truth from coming out only to be stopped by a stranger he has never seen before, "You might want to hold off on getting him, I have a feeling you guys might want him alive, plus I want to hear how Naruto is taking this."

Naruto only like at the man with a bored look on his face, "And let me guess, the Yondaime couldn't kill it, so he did the next best thing and seal it within a child, that child being me. And so my generation doesn't shun me, the Sandaime had forbidden everyone else from ever mentioning about the sexy vixen that's in my gut. Is that what you were gonna tell me to psyche me out before you killed me to make yourself look like a fucking hero? Think again, I found out from Hokage-jiji after a mob tried to kill me again when I was six, along with telling me of my inheritance."

The traitor was shocked beyond all belief to hear that kid already knows of it, godammit, the brat was supposed to have been shaking in shock, and inheritance. "Wait, what inheritance, you're an orphan!!!"

"Come on, how long have you been a ranked assassin? You should recognize this weapon as it's previous wielder was legendary," Naruto said holding up the crimson Chakra Katana to his face.

Mizuuki's eyes widened even further as it donned on him whose weapon that was, "That's right Mizuki-teme, this katana was how she got her ninja reputation, getting the name, the Red Death, for assassins, she was called the Red Queen, to friends, Kushina Uzumaki, to me, MY MOTHER!!!" Naruto charged with Mizuki following the same suit, Naruto dragged his blade creating an increasing fissure in the ground, Mizuki glided towards the blonde assassin with the spinning shuriken in his hand.

Then blood was drawn.

Mizuki's blood to be precise.

His shuriken arm flew off along with the shuriken on it embedding it in the entrance wall. And not a second later, he started trembling trying to feel his missing arm. His face became red in anger and charged Naruto once more with a spring loaded knife in his right shoe. The hidden weapon was half way of connecting only for the traitor's foot to be amputated from his knee.

Mizuki lost his balance and fell on his chest with his bleeding stumps still spurting out of blood, "Come on Mizuki, I suggest you concede. You have no chance in beating me at this point, and you're gonna be going with the ANBU then end up in jail and/or a bodybag." "You demon brat, you're just relishing in my agony," Mizuki glared at the teen. "No, if it were up to me, I wouldn't leave your head intact. No, I didn't kill you because you got info that you will give to the ANBU one way or the other," Naruto said in a seemingly happy tone before Mizuki's blood loss sent him unconscious allowing ANBU to prep him for some heavy interrogation.

Everyone looked at Naruto, minds racing from what they heard about him, he could just only sigh before any of them could possibly get the wrong idea, "Look, I know you guys might be afraid of me with Kyuubi in me, and all. But I'm not the fox, I'm just Naruto Uzumaki only hoping to fulfill the Yondaime's wish as to being the hero of my home, in Konoha which the majority of you decide not to listen and convince you're kids to pick on me." The next generation of Konoha nins heard some of their gasps.

"And let me tell you guys, I don't care what you think, I'm not gonna take anymore of you shit, whispering , 'Oh there's the Kyuubi', 'Eat shit and die', and being your little target practice," Naruto glared at the civilians who were silent and shivering in fear of what he is willing to do now.

But when they heard laughter behind them, they thought somebody among them was mocking the person that could easily be their deaths, that is until they heard a clapping applause with it, "Well done Uzu, well done." The man who was applauding in laughter was in a business suit, black hair all slicked back on his head, with a briefcase to the side, and easily identified to be in his twenties.

"I have to say, the dismemberment was a nice touch, but if it were me, I would have just made him a torso," the business man spoke. "You got something for me Tetsuyo," Naruto groaned. "Hey, hey, ease up kid, just congratulating you and informing you that you are now 10th in rank. As we speak the survivors are being returned to their homes and all the blood and gore left around is being cleaned and all the bodies are being disposed of as we speak," Tetsuyo explained pulling some money out of his coat, "And here is your money prize, 50,000 ryou, and with bonuses included, that comes to a total of 107,997 ryou."

At this moment another ANBU poofed next to them, "Pardon me Uzumaki-san, but the council wishes for your presence." Naruto just groans, "Alright I'll be there." "Allow me to assist you," the ANBU offered, but he was cut off by Tetsuyo, "Excuse me, but I'll take him to your Council chambers, I have been asked to be there along with him by the Hokage himself," the ANBU nodded and poofed away.

By now the civilians walked away save for five the six heirs and pink-haired civilian talking amongst themselves as to what happened and the actions of the 'Last Uchiha', and how that is gonna bite him in the ass. And apparently the Hyuuga heiress left for her home. "Naruto, walk with me," Tetsuyo offered. The Uzumaki nodded taking the offer and exited the academy grounds to talk as they walk to the Council meeting.

Well, that wraps that off. Those of you who played NMH, will know that Death Metal was No. 10, well that's cause I'm making him No. 9 and taking off Dr. Peace off the record in the Naruto verse, as well as replacing No. 6 in the rosters as well, if you can guess who before then, you get a cookie. I know I haven't done anything to hint at who in this chap, but I'll hint at it more and more in upcoming chapters. Those of you expecting the new Naruto/avatar cross, expect it by tomorrow night. Would have been today along with this, but I accidentally deleted the final draft when I was writing it, and I already had this done, so it's no big.

Until the next chapter: UAA, Councils, Surprises, and...Sushi?

R&R

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