Wish this was continued

Whatever happened to HAKU? I mean wasn't she "supposed" to be naruto's "tool"? She just kinda "vanished". She hasn't been seen since they got back from wave, and you'd KINDA think with zabuzza coming back from the dead, that MIGHT be a big deal to her.

Her punch makes NO SENSE after that whole Garaa's claw thing.. He shouldn't be hurt by her punch, NOT that bad. Well It's official, naruto has NOW had "attempted murder by UTTER stupidity" done to him BY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE SANNIN, Jiriya throwing him off a cliff, tsunade punching him in the head in "BLIND" anger and orochi being orochi. Are any of these people gonna to notice how completely moronic they are all STILL being? And with sasgay, shouldn't he be able to SEE sasgay turning DARKER AND DARKER? Quite literally SEE it?

Actually at this point team 7 has become pretty much just a THING OF THE PAST, naruto's got power that rivals LEGENDARY kages, he's 65 ft tall (without the tails), can teleport, is pretty much the HUMAN TORCH and LIVING LIGHTING combined, with "defenders" out the whazzo... Team 7 just seems so CHILDISH, a thing of the PAST (when he was a child) and now HE'S NOT. Time to MOVE ON from them. This whole "protecting sasuke" thing is getting tiresome, I mean he's ALREADY protected him from: Orochimaru, zabuzza, gato, garaa... This is just getting SILLY!

Well until you decide to see what makes them so, DURABLE, then you pick them up with weezers and break out you lab kit, magnifying glass and microscope... (DO I NEED TO CONTINUE because I HAVE DONE THIS)

Gato and his THUGS should be about as easy to kill as a normal person putting their FOOT down on a maggot colony. *SQUISH* zabuza? More of an annoying flying INSECT you couldn't SWAT! danzo and sarutobi, more like the roaches that wouldn't STAY DEAD after you stomp them and stomp them!

So lemme get this straight, "FLATTENS MOUNTAINS, CAUSES TSUNAMIS, CRUSHES CONTINENTS" but somehow can't bring back a meatball on the brink of death (which he shouldn't even be in because it was an infinitesimal amount of said abilities).. that's about the absurd idea of the story now?

I'm not apposed to naruto getting powers.. far from it, i'd recommend: a green lantern ring, mijolnir, the blades of chaos, demon physiological, psionic powers, becoming a vampire, becoming a werewolf, becoming Caine, becoming kain, becoming satan himself, becoming THE shinigami, becoming A shinigami, becoming superman, getting the mandirin's ten rings, getting the iron man armor, getting the lich king's sword, becoming sauron, Getting a dragon, becoming eragon, becoming ryu in BREATH OF FIRE, getting EXCALIBUR or the SOUL REAVER... YOU GET THE POINT! I'm just saying when you HIT A CERTAIN LEVEL, the STORY HAS TO CHANGE, zabuzza and WELL ANYBODY cannot be a threat anymore.. THEY JUST CAN'T... The villagers needed "taken care of" or they need SCARED OFF, or something.. EVERYTHING HAS TO CHANGE because the "hero" isn't playing by the rules anymore.

No, naruto is not dead(kinda obvious since the TITLE of the series is NARUTO... if he dies, they ALL DIE), he just "apparently" needed ANOTHER upgrade... TOSSING AROUND CARS just wasn't good enough.

It's kinda weird that all the "bad guys" are repeatedly trying to essentially commit suicide, right?

But all joking about title characters aside, they REALLY ARE all trying to die... Think about it, pein wants "peace" as in: "no more fighting or needless death", do you REALLY think hiden, sasuori, dederia, kakazu or kisame FIT into that "ideal world"? Every single one of those people's "pastimes" involves "needless death"... So they have no place, they will be TERMINATED.. So basically they ARE FIGHTING TO COMMIT SUICIDE. It's kinda like the whole orochi obsessed with the uchiha thing.. He's NOT REALLY LOOKING at the bigger picture. It doesn't REALLY benefit him to take over the uchiha NOW... Wait till he has kids... (IF he has kids) and I mean a FEW of them not one or two (too easily protected) I mean three or more... THEN grab one of those! RIGHT NOW? He's a unique piece of art, VALUABLE but ultimately if lost, WORTHLESS. and in three years he's GONNA lose him (wishes and hopes and maybe's do not fill up your hand as fast as POOP). So basically sasuke is GONNA DIE, orochi will be stuck without a bloodline that he's gotten USED TO over three years and ABSOLUTELY nobody that can replace it. That's a WORSE situation then he's in now! At this point sasuke is pretty much WORTHLESS to EVERYBODY... (exception: kishimoto.. who somehow changes EVERYONE back to thinking sasuke is great, FOR SOME REASON) But of course orochi could get AROUND this, if he'd just cut sasuke's eyeballs out of his head and implant them in his (because he could keep doing so, with host after host) but this seems to never occur to the "genius". (again, I think the leaf uses that term FAR too freely).

Kakashi is NOT a "genius". Nobody with HALF-A-FUCTIONING-BRAIN fights a WATER USER ON A LAKE! Or tries to hide IN WATER! That's just painfully STUPID.. Also if kakashi is a lightning user, how is zabuzza even a fight? He's a WATER USER, HOLDING A BIG IRON ROD! Shouldn't this have been over in less then thirty seconds? Sasuke is NOT a "genius", nearly killing yourself TWICE when confronted with a more powerful enemy and getting "saved" 4 times? Um NO.. and harping on a dead clan and expecting people to react (news flash in a couple years they won't even remember the NAME). Negji also NOT a "genius" he goes on and on about his daddy, but he was FOUR? What does he have found memories of? Him changing his diapers? SO almost 2 DECADES later and he's still harping on someone he doesn't even remember for less then a THIRD of that time? How does that make sense.

I'm confused, naruto SHOULD have the strength to "BODY CHECK" mountains back into place but some no-nothing, worthless missing nin can BLOCK him? I'm not real clear on how that works.. So naruto trains night and day, in a village full of people that are training him, but some no-name idiot that's done nothing but RUN for YEARS (haku's age) can somehow equal him? HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?

In MOST of these stories, the authors seem not to grasp a simple concept... If naruto starts EARLY (earlier then canon) and is SMART and has the shadow clone jutsu, HE should be DAMN NEAR A GOD by canon and completely UNDEFEATABLE by shippuden (by ALL THE AKUTSKI COMBINED or ANYONE ELSE).. he has CENTURIES, EONS of experience from shadow clones, he's smart enough to GET IT, he's BEYOND anything they could PRAY to do) THOUSANDS OF YEARS to make jutsu that only takes him a MONTH! LITERATELY MILLIONS of new jutsus... He took a MONTH and mastered what the perv couldn't in 40 YEARS! A WEEK to learn something it took the FOURTH 3 years to create! Dying here? TO THUGS?.. That's not just pathetic, that's insulting... He is so FAR BEYOND ALL OF THEM that they won't even see the light from his star for another century! a quote from batman " it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him."

How does zabu block him with a blade (which itself is a THIN piece of metal) when the kid SHOULD be able to punch through BOULDERS? Every single swipe or thrust naruto does SHOULD not only DECIMATE it's target but should RUIN his knife. Knives and swords BUST especially with that KINDA FORCE behind them... Unless you got a sword that cuts through solid granite like butter, your gonna have a busted blade.

Naruto needs something SHARPER then humanly possible.. Maybe a fang from kyuubi? It's been done before, Or use his CLAWS instead of kunai (wow they are even attached, something no author thinks of) BUT A KUNAI IS LONGER YOU SAY?.. Then make the claws GROW! He only needs them in combat so they should SHRINK! It amazes me how many stories there are out there and he's still flinging around kunai and shuriken, when the better weapon is QUITE LITERALLY at his fingertips. It seems an UTTER waste of time! "STOP THINKING LIKE A HUMAN and you stop BEHAVING like one".

"the blond one looks like a moron" THAT CAN TOSS A CAR AT YOU! Again, the weights are just STUPID.

So basically naruto is benching a TON (well 100 lbs under it).. See how this becomes stupid fast? If he can bench a TON? Then basically crossing swords with zabu should BREAK BOTH OF the blades(espcially zabus' who's is NORMAL METAL but heals), and SHOULD put zabu in the hospital with internal damage for about a MONTH! And naruto should just LIQUEFY negji no if's and's or but's about it. Lee can't?.. BUT LEE ISN'T BENCH PRESSING CARS EITHER! (WITHOUT CHAKRA, which naruto has more then the KAGE!)EVERYTHING needs RETHOUGHT when it comes to him, he's got as much chakra as GOD(which makes me scratch my head over authors that make him pass out), a regeneration factor that makes him IMPOSSIBLE to keep down, INHUMAN STAMINA that can let him fight non stop for WEEKS with out a break and a SERIOUS BEEF (justified) with the leaf, (this is without giving him any more GIFTS or powers, this is just CANON)

Hinata is GOING TO BE WITH NARUTO, I don't care how you twist the story, or even BREAK IT, she was ONLY CREATED to be with him (that's the only reason the character EXISTS)... If you make sakura get with him in some convulted plan, that's cool.. But remember sakura has always been a little bi-curious, look at her relationship with ino... And hinata? Well, she's always been a little "too close" with her sister AND there is the glaring fact that OTHER then being FOR naruto SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE. and it's always the "quiet ones" isn't it? The naruto-verse even KINDA STATES the fact, the hyuuga elders mean NOTHING, hiashi LAUGHS IN THEIR FACE and they are all killed in the konoha crush (but somehow no other hyuuga is harmed) I'd pretty much say hiashi KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS as far as naruto and hinata and trying to stop it is like trying to stop a tsunami. (your just gonna get dead)

I never understood why ONE bad action, suddenly leads to "complete bad guy".. I mean isn't the entire SERIES about "redemption"? That ONE kinda bad act/event doesn't DEFINE you... In justice league, superman melted luthor? SO WHAT?.. Brainiac, toyman, darksied, kalubak, grod, metalio, parasite, ARE MORE THEN HAPPY to take his place. Killing ONE person actually DOESN"T MEAN THAT MUCH.. Even for someone like superman... You can bounce back from it easily (especially with friends.. Which is why the "justice lords" make no sense) Naruto's the same way, SNAP sasuke's neck and BE DONE WITH IT! MOVE ON! The indra/ashura fight, STOPPED, the cycle of hate done, JUST ONE SNAP!I don't get why this is so hard.. I'd tell my brother to snap my neck if that's all it took!

Kiba if he's being a pest in a story? Well feed him to the dogs after breaking his spine too.. Two deaths when they are warranted? NOT really a problem to come back from... (and if the village is smart, which it's SUPPOSED to be, they wont care either *even tsume*)... Sasuke is more or less a RUNT... Putting stock in him is like buying lottery tickets (there is GONNA BE NO PAYOUT.. EVER) kiba is like a kid in a candy store WITH NO MONEY.. He goes nuts but can't HAVE ANYTHING he sees... So you either remove him from the building (kill him) or you give him some change (toss him a girl nobody else wants).. "KIN comes to mind". WHAT IT ALL SHOULD boil down too, for the third and tsunade, are that the two of them are LIABILITIES not assets. A leader HAS to think like that otherwise they'll go balmy in a short while... ASSETS and LIABILITIES. and sasuke is the latter.. even with his eyes, which COULD be taken and given to other shinobi that would USE THEM BETTER. kiba (in some stories) also is a liability and honestly has NO REDEEMING qualities so he should just be erased.

Naruto WOULD have to carry the team at first, but HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM CANON? He carries the team is worthless in the beginning and sasuke ISN'T MUCH BETTER... Every SINGLE fight he gets in, he looses or FREEZES UP or GIVES UP. He's DRAGGED through most of the first series by naruto. Sakura gets BETTER, kinda... And sasuke must have gotten the gay action he wanted from his father from orochi (whom I still say is his dad, mitoko was PLAYING AROUND). Either that or itachi was his real dad, (which explains his stupidity and weakness, incest, and genetic problems...) they look so much alike it's spooky.. AND THEY ARE NOT TWINS.. Born YEARS apart..So they SHOULDN'T look (THAT) alike, I HAVE A BROTHER AND HE LOOKS NOTHING like me.

"punishment" FOR WHAT? She's OKAY, apparently BETTER FOR THE EXPERIENCE (so the sensei SHOULD have done it), He's just getting stronger (which is COMPLETELY UNNECISSARY, and why is he putting up with the hokage punishing him at all? He should kill ASUMA (his son) or Konoamaru(his grandson) in retaliation! The hokage has a LOT of weak spots,(his son, his grandson, his daughter-in-law, kurenai, his teammates, the sannin, danzo, the village in general...SOOO MANY TARGETS)(he cannot protect them ALL).. naruto THANKS TO THEM, has NONE) He is more or less an ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION. An unstoppable NUCLEAR BOMB waiting to go BOOM! And team suicide was just another NAIL IN THE COFFIN! IF you want a team done RIGHT? You'd pair him with ALL GIRLS, he's supposed to form bonds right? Well, "damsel in distress" is a trope for a reason! Also it would be a challenge getting these "GIRLS" up into "WARRIORS".. and a sensei.. He needs a MOM not some idiot trying to be a dad that he's just going to have to MURDER later, that makes no sense. Take a girl or two out of the line ups and put sasuke with a sausage-fest, he seems to like being surrounded by cocks so he wouldn't care.