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Name: Tyler

Sex: yes please... uh oh yeah right im male

Age: 20

im on here because i really enjoy reading manga, and the fan fic that comes with it. and yes im an academic athlete lol. its funny because nobody can believe that there is a football player that is a genious lol. ive been getting better at writing so i do my best in my stories and the one im writing is getting addicting lol. im the type of person that hates when someone doesnt finish a story so im gonna make sure the story gets finished, the only way it wouldnt is if the big guy up there doesnt like me for a second lol. Im also a brutally honest person i dont hide my feelings. i hate it when someone says my story sucks because not only do i feel like crap because i worked hard on it. ill tell you the truth though, i was never the best writer i had seventies on all my essays in high school thankfully an english teacher in college started helping me out, so when you review i love when someone gives me ways to improve my writing but whats even better is praise which always spurs me on.

to start off i really only enjoy reading naruto, bleach one piece and full metal.

Characters i love

Naruto,ichigo,luffy, sakura(even tho she was a sasuke fan girl she is coming to her senses in the manga and i love character turn arounds), rukia, zorro, kakashi, jariaya(even tho he was a major perv i still loved his humor) Madara Uchiha(he is just to bad ass wish Naruto could be like him lol, but unfortunately kishi screws things up big time lol)

characters i hate

the biggest is SAS-Gay, hes the worlds most stuck up asswhole and for some reason he keeps on getting new powers while naruto didnt really progress at all until the last few chapters. other than that i dont think i hate anyone lol. in my story i like him though because i made him into the person he would have been if his clan didnt get slaughtered.

Murphy's Laws of Combat

1. Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.

2. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.

3. The easy way is always mined.

4. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees."

"You never want to be in a fair fight if an unfair fight is an option." Forrest Griffin - Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down (A Survival Guide To The Apocalypse)

"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years."

"Right leg: hospital, left leg: cemetery." Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic (For those that do not understand you need to go to Youtube)

"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there."

"And that's the moral of the story. Some niggas need to go jail! I may be in hell, but at least I ain't in jail, nigga! (laughs maniacally)" Colonel H. Stinkmeaner - The Boondocks

"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." General Douglas MacArthur

"Bullets... my only weakness. How did you know?" Officer Palumbo - Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."

"Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching."

"I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... It's purple."

"Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets."

"There's no 'I' in team." "Oh yeah! Well there's no "you" in "team" either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks!"

Man Law

1. No wasted beer in the name of humour.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)

5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall ever use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.

13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favour will one day be replayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:

If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants… (Or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another man’s attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

31. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbour’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guy’s night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavoured that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.

a. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.

b. Your date is using her teeth.

c. Anna Kournikova gets married (female’s identity is subject to change depending on time period Man Law is read).

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye to eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO.

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet.

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (Exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favour of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You cannot rat out a friend who shows up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks it’s broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.

112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole to hole or pole to pole is only acceptable. If it is pole to pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "Fag" may be deemed necessary. Resulting immediate demotion in man status.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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Naru/Hina: God I hate this pairing! Just because she likes Naruto in cannon doesn't mean they are made for each other! I apologize to you Naru/Hina lovers this is my least favorite pairing of all time.

First: She stalks him so that means she has got to have seen the villagers treatment to him and what did she do? Nothing! She just kept her distance and left Naruto be insulted and sneered. She didn't even make an attempt to befriend him when he needed friends the most! She didn't even defended him when he was laughed at! She just watched him! Naruto didn't need this Pussy's Pussy, he needed a friend, and she was so self centered in her own little freaky fantasies which involve Naruto bending her over a ramen bowl, that she didn't even help him.

Even Fan-girls are better than that! you heard me, FAN-GIRLS! (Shakes with rage) When someone pisses off Sasuke, or makes fun of him *cough*Naruto*cough, his fan girls fucking whip the shit out of that person. Heck, you could make a bad comment on Sasuke's haircut and they will kill you. Yet, Naruto is in hell, and Hinata can't fucking do anything other than stalk him and think about how pathetic she is.

Second: She is such a little bitch! Naru/Hina reminds me too much of Ichi/Hime from bleach. She and Orihime are too god damn similar for my tastes. They both waste parts of chapters, whining about how weak they are, where I could be watching someone fight! The only difference is that Orihime has something that she can do! She can heal everyone in a split seconds. AND SHE'S FUCKING SEXYMAZING! Hinata can just peep under Naruto's pants with her Byakugan and hide her melons under her shirt. At least Orihime is good eye candy!

She makes me support Naru/Saku like I support Ichi/Ruki. I hate Naru/Saku and Ichi/Ruki, but Rukia and Sakura are very direct people. While Hinata and Orihime spend all day crying, and maybe stand up for their love once every FOUR HUNDRED CHAPTERS, Rukia and Sakura see someone fucking with Ichigo or Rukia, and they will knock the shit out of that bitch, and if they're too weak, they will curse that guy's ass out. I hate Sakura and Rukia, but in Canon, it's either Sakura or Hinata, and truthfully, I choose the lesser of two bitches.

Third: First off, this pairing is used so fucking much that the only pairing that seems to be more popular is Naru/Sasu (We're not even going to get into this pairing, lest i end up choking on my own vomit). So many people use this pairing, not only is this pairing overused but the stories often suck. I mean really truly suck, I have rarely ever seen this pairing done right. When people have Naruto and Hinata paired together it usually goes something like this:

Naruto was wandering around Konoha in uncertainty, today was the chuunin exams and he was no longer sure whether he could beat Neji (Please note that this is just an example the Naru/Hina story can be anywhere from this to before or after he leaves for his three year training trip or any other time).

He soon found himself in one of Konoha's many training grounds, he soon heard the sound of flesh on wood. following the source of the sound he found Hinata, as he watched her the blond noticed how truly beautiful she looked (Naru/Hina stories tend to disregard the fact that Naruto had been crushing on Sakura for nearly six years).

"Hinata?" Naruto asks unsurely, getting the girl to 'eep!' and whirl around.

"N-N-N-Naruto-k-k-k-kun!" Hinata squeaks as she looks at the ground and pokes her fingers together. Naruto finds this extremely cute (despite the fact that he has no doubt seen this every day he was at the academy, its somehow cute now).

They talk for awhile and Hinata manages to lift his spirits. "Thanks Hinata-chan i needed that!" Naruto says in his typical cheerful voice. (We're going to forgo the fact that he only ever called Sakura, -chan)

Hinata gulps as she realizes that she needs to tell Naruto how she feels about him, somehow she manages to gather her mouse like courage and not pass out. "N-N-N-Naruto-K-k-k-kun," She sttuters, getting the blonds attention.

Naruto tilts his head to the side in curiosity, "what is it Hinata-chan?"

"ILOVEYOU!" she blurts out almost too fast for the human mind to comprehend.

Naruto stares at her blankly for a second before smiling, "you know what Hinata-chan! I love you too! I mean sure I had this major crush on Sakura and the only thing I ever thought before this when I looked at you was 'she's this dark and weird girl' but now that i know you love me i love you too!"

"N-N-Naruto-k-k-k-un," Hinata says as they close in and share their first kiss.

End terrible Naru/Hina story example.

This is not only completely unrealistic, but absolutely god awful character development. People do not just fall in love like that, it makes no sense and makes the story suck. It's even worse in the ones where Naruto leaves at a young age, comes back a completely different person and somehow they still get together. The only and i mean ONLY reason Hinata ever loved naruto was because he was like her, considered a complete and utter failure, but unlike her Never gave up. He was, in a way like a drug for her, without him she was simply nothing hence the reason she stalked him so long. If Naruto never went to the academy, she would never love him, because he was never there to lift her spirits. Likewise if Naruto was a different person, say he was more like his father then his mother she would not love him because he would not have that loud attitude, and i doubt that he would be dead last (even if you had teachers who try to sabotage him in your fics, he would simply find a way around it).

Fourth- Next she is the heiress of the Hyuuga clan, the Hyuuga clan is a clan that inbreeds to keep their Byakugan within their family (otherwise they would not so religiously guard it). Hinata as the heiress would never be aloud to marry someone outside of the clan, even if Naruto's heritage was known from the beginning. Even if Hinata was put in the branch house she would not be allowed to marry outside the clan or her husband from outside the clan would have to become part of the clan, and I'm pretty sure Naruto's not going to give up his duty as the Last of the Uzumaki(I smell harem!) and he is the Namikaze heir. The only way this would be possible was if Hiashi disowned her, got rid of her ability to produce children (or at least children with the Byakugan) and despite fanfics that say otherwise he does love her, he just pushed her to try and make her stronger (otherwise he would never have started retraining her after the chunin exams).

Fifth- The last and most important reason why I despise this pairing is that Hinata does NOT LOVE NARUTO! Does she respect him? yes. Does she look up to him? yes! Does she feel drawn to him? YES! does she love him? No. How can you love someone without knowing them. All Hinata knows is that he never gives up, that he loves ramen and that (in canon) he wears orange since that is all she wanted to see and two of those things everyone knows (She also knows where he lives and trains, and probably the fact that his life sucks, but that's just because she's a stalker). My point being she is not in love, she has mistaken admiration for love because he is what she wants to be and feels that by being near him she can be more like him.

That is why I hate this pairing. Now please to not take this like I hate Hinata herself, I have no problem with her it's just this pairing that i can't stand. In fact in the entire Naruto fanfic network I have only ever found one I will ever read. its called A Mother's Love by Lord Of The Land Of Fire and is an excellent piece of written literature that actually makes a realistic view on how their relationship can work (and even then this fic, Naruto also Marries Yugito whom I love).

There's a lot of other shit, but I'm too agitated at the moment. I can speak to you for hours about how much I hate Hinata, but I'm not going to bother. I think I've already proved my point.

If you have something to say about this rant then PM me and MAYBE you could change my mind. I DARE YOU!!!

Favorite Characters from Naruto

Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze

Minato Namikaze

Kushina Uzumaki

Kakashi Hatake

Obito Uchiha

Rin

Jiraiya

Tsunade Senju

Zabuza Momochi

Haku Momochi

Konohamaru Sarutobi

Asuma Sarutobi

Hiruzen Sarutobi

Hashirama Senju

Tobirama Senju

Hanzo

Anko Mitarashi

Kurenai Yuuhi

Yuugao Uzuki

Tsume Inuzuka

Hana Inuzuka

Kimimaro

Tayuya

Gaara

Temari

5th Mizukage

Raikage

Killer Bee (or Kirabi)

Yugito Nii

Fu'

Tou'u(Fire Guardian)

Itachi Uchiha

Tenten

Favorite Bleach Character:

Ichigo Kurosaki

Kisuke Urahara

Issin Kurosaki (Dude's Funny when he gets beat up by Ichigo)

Karin Kurosaki

Yuzu Kurosaki

Yoruichi Shihouin

Soifon

Kenpachi Zaraki (The dude is badass. Can take a beating and keep on going)

Retsu Unohana

Byakuya Kuchiki

Hiyori Sarugaki

Toshiro Hitsugaya

Orihime Inoue

Grimmjow Jaagerjaquez

Ulquiorra Cifer

Coyote Starrk

Favorite Fics:

I like naruto fics that base Naruto being strong if not godly, has a harem, learns of his heritage and family and crossovers.
I also like fics where Jiraiya actually trains Naruto on the three year training trip by teaching him what he taught his father and
also has others train him. Also one's where Naruto's actually strong enough to take on the Akatsuki and Orochimaru. Time Traveling fics
where Naruto is either sent back during the Nidaime's Reign or the Third Shinobi War and ones where he's sent to another Dimension. The other
type's that I like are where Naruto is a Hanyou or has a Bloodline.

Favorite Naruto Pairings:

Naruto/fem Haku

Naruto/Fuu (Seven tailed Jinchuriki)

Naruto/Yugito

Naruto/Hana

Naruto/Shion

Naruto/Temari

Naruto/Shizune

Naruto/Yugao

Naruto/Kurenai

Naruto/Anko

Naruto/Kushina

Naruto/Tenten

Naruto/Tayuya

Naruto/Kin

Naruto/5th Mizukage

Naruto/Koyuki

Naruto/Harem

Naruto/Karui

pairings i hate

Sasuke and anyone, nobody can be that much of an asshole and be with anyone it isnt right by any means

naruhina-shes fucking weird plain and simple, not like his mother at all, "i..i ha..had..th..the..." "ta..ta..today junior" i mean what the hell does the inbreeding of the stuck up hyuugas cause this or what

im doing alot of things right now so im not able to do these stories right now. im currently working on a story that you might like so hang tuff

Challenges pm me before you accept it

Challenge

Slight Naruto/Percy Jackson/movie crossover

Achilles after the war in troy is not sent to the
underworld, he is requested by the shinigami to be reborn as Naruto. He has the
same skills as he did he also has his fathers bloodline which would be the
ability to move at any amount of speed possible and if someone is faster, he
can easily see it and react to it, kinda like a better Sharingan due to not
having the disadvantage of the body not being able to react, he is not a son of
a minor goddess he is the son of Zeus instead with the powers of a son of Zeus
as well as the powers of his ninja self. His mortal spot is erased making him
almost completely invincible the only exception is extreme blunt trauma such as
a full blown imari ball which would not kill him but make him have several
broken bones..for the need of blood for seals or anything the only way possible
would be biting himself. It follows the Naruto cannon storyline only Naruto is
not an idiot and he is very sarcastic and has dark humor. The pairing is cannot
be with a hyuuga, meaning hinabi, hinata, also no sakura, ino or anyone from
his age group or below. Perferbly two to four girls. older women. Definitely have
femkyuubi, and Anko and Mikoto Uchiha in it to piss off Sasuke because he is
sleeping with his mom in the pairing.

Challenge

Naruto at the age of 5 after a beating on his birthday is pulled into the seal and is told of his heritage and of seals placed on him to inhibit his bloodlines and intelligence. when the seals are broken he manages to convince the kyuubi(akemi) to give him a third bloodline called the jagan or the eye of the juubi he does this by saying that surely the strongest of the bijuu could produce the strongest ninja unless she isnt strong enough to do so. it has the combined powers of the rinnegan and the eternal mangekyou sharingan. he also has two other bloodlines from his mother and father. his mothers bloodline is instant regeneration in which he is able to regenerate anything as long as he has enough chakra left to do so. his fathers bloodline is A bloodline limit of the Namikaze clan that had been given to them by the Shunshin (Flash Goddess) herself. The bloodline grants the person the ability to move at godlike speeds and some could go just as fast or faster than the speed of light itself. The bloodline is what made Namikaze Minato a legend among the Shinobi since it was due to this bloodline along with his expertise in seals that give him the nickname Kiiroi no Senko (Yellow Flash). The bloodline is also similar to the Senju Bloodline Limit Ten'on because the body is capable of withstanding the intense pressure of going at such incredible speeds without repercussions. Ironically the name for their bloodline came from an ancient technique that was utilized in the practice of the Hiten Mitsurugi no Ryu or an ancient taijutsu. during the uchiha massacre itachi leaves sasuki(female sasuke) and mikoto alive. after the incident with mizuki which he went along with to gain the jutsus in the scroll the kyuubi(akemi) pulls him into the seal and makes him a deal. she wants to be free and the only way to do that is to give him all of her power making him into the new kyuubi though she will eventually gain her power back. she also states that she wants to make him her mate. he agrees. his team consists of sasuki, akemi(femkyu), and himself. the pairing is femkyuxMikotoxSasukixNaruto

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