When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

After the Battle of the Ark, a UNSC Pelican dropship crash lands on Thessia. Two ODSTs survive the crash and make contact with primitive Asari. Ninety thousand years later, Liara T'Soni discovers a strange looking aircraft and Human remains in an ancient cave burial chamber. The discovery she makes will take the Asari on a journey to discover their true lineage.

We thought ourselves powerful, able to conquer a galaxy with nothing but toys. When we overcame every challenge, breached the space between the galaxies themselves, what use were the words of a race ashamed of their own past? Yet we cannot deny that we were warned, for while a challenge to a human is laughable, a challenge to humanity is a death sentence.

Has your sense of direction ever gotten you into trouble? Mine's so bad that it's capable of breaking the laws of physics. Once, I went for a walk in New Zealand in 2014, and ended up on Mindoir during a batarian raid in 2170. Where I met someone. Self-insert (SI), cover by Pretend Fiction.

It's remarkable how the smallest event can lead to the biggest changes. Now, a boy's obsession will ignite the fires of a new magical era. The fires of creativity and discovery are about to be lit and bring a new era of enlightenment. The Age of Magical Renaissance is about to begin, led by the creation of a new brotherhood of knowledge seekers and defenders. 'LIGHTSABER' REWRITE!

Specialist Samantha Traynor, one of the Alliance's best and brightest, was relatively content working in Alliance R&D. But then... the Reapers came. Full of action, profanity, sarcasm, friendship, and gripping chess matches that will leave you breathless. Ch 31: Sam suffers through PT but creates a better way to have deeper conversations with Shepard.

Seven years is a long time. Especially when you have to do it twice. You know what you have to do and you think you know how you'll do it, so what can you do in the meantime? Live up your family legacy of course. It's time for a changing of the guard; the Marauders time is over, now it's time for Potter Club to step up

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

An ancient danger threatens the galaxy, unknown to all. A humanity which never discovered Prothean ruins, expanding through space on their own, emerges. Joined with the machines they created, hardened by war with a terrifying enemy, they read the writing on the wall. But will the galactic community already there listen to these newcomers, stirring up trouble everywhere they go?

Our galaxy is home to billions of stars, each star could hold new life, and every life holds a new story. Commander Jane Shepard attempts to rally the galaxy against the Reaper threat, but a distress signal leads her to discover more than what she bargained for.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

He hadn't wanted to be Harry Potter anymore. Things would be simpler, he would be happier. He had been almost positive he would be happier if he were quite literally anybody else. At the moment, he couldn't think of a better demonstration of the warning "be careful what you wish for." ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

101 names and the logic behind them that Harry and Ginny could have used, because if there's one thing most of the fandom agrees on, it's that Albus Severus Potter was a horrible name for Harry's second child. Names are Sirius, serious, and silly. *Complete*

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Ah yes, Alien Invasions. The favorite past time of Always Chaotic Evil aliens. Mass Effect has couple of races like that. Surely such Sufficiently Advanced Aliens should have no trouble with conquering one Insignificant Little Blue Planet, right? It's not that the planet in question has faced so many failed invasion that the aliens inhabiting it wrote a guide to help invaders...

A life worth living according to Amelia Bones. QLFC Season 5 Round 4. Ballycastle Bats, Chaser 2. Oneshot. Complete.

At a young age, Harry becomes Death of the Apocalypse. Now he must find the other Riders while keeping his identity a secret while still attending Hogwarts. Features an independent Ravenclaw Harry, no Golden Trio, and an attempt to not bash characters. Book Two finished.

Samantha Traynor begrudgingly agrees to join a few fellow Normandy crewmates being interviewed by Diana Allers on the Citadel. The night kiiiiiind of gets away from all of them, but especially Sam. Cover art by Fishbone76.

What if someone was given access to some of the most advanced technology in existence, and then let loose to roam the multiverse? Massive crossover.

Not a lot of things could affect Harry's mundane life in the house of his abusive relatives. But then, you don't need extraordinary things to obtain extraordinary results. A seemingly simple step pitched his life into a direction no one had ever expected. Harry Potter, the Jack of all trades and Master of Misdirection. Intelligent! Harry.

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

No longer a Oneshot! A collection of short stories of the antics of John Shepard and Liara T'soni's 3 year old daughter, Athena. To be updated periodically. After ME3. Updated 5/28!

The war is lost. Humanity has fallen. As the Forerunner's genocidal campaign nears completion, at least one human manages to escape their wrath. Now, 100,000 years later, the last Titan once again finds herself on a journey to save humanity, uncover the past, and reclaim what was lost.

Due to unique circumstance, Spirit of Fire had to brace herself in a new galaxy... At another universe.

Thessia has fallen and is now shadowed under the banner of the UNSC Eagle. Humanity rules the Asari homeworld with an iron fist. There are many stories that can be told during this dark time. Here are a few from those who were there, accounts from both Human and Asari, Soldier and Civilian, Freedom fighter and Collaborator. (Side Story Prequel to A Dark Rising).

On her way to a briefing, Shepard overhears her companions' opinions of her driving.

The UNSC colony of Avalon is under attack by Citadel forces just before a Covenant crusire arrives. AU set in the opening years of the Human-Covenant war. UP FOR ADOPTION.

just a codex I made that anyone can use, but to add things must be verified by me

Alone and adrift in Andromeda, the crew of the Hyperion find themselves in the war fought between a ferocious theology and the UNSC, a human faction that is different and yet unnervingly similar to the Systems Alliance. ABANDONED due to not so great canon material.

Trinity Villamore is just your average 13-year-old tomboy with an above average brain and athletic ability. But when she discovers that she is a mutant;a species that is widely feared and hated throughout North America;she is more than happy when Professor X tracks her down and asks her to join his school for mutants. But she learns that she is in great danger, in more ways than 1…

Pieces of Kitty's life as they fall in and out of place.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

[A.I. First Contact AU] Our creators gave us purpose, they gave us tasks, they gave us a directive. Now they are gone. We must find our own directive, our own purpose. We have decided that purpose is to answer a single question. "What happens when I die?" HIATUS

Every veteran will tell you after the first shot is fired, the only thing that matters is you and your buddies. Nothing else. Your family, your nation, politics, whatever, none of that matters. They'll tell you that war is hell, it humiliates you, degrades you, and brings out the best and worst in you. But what they don't tell you, is that deep down, you'll grow to love war.

Oswin wants to see the universe. {One-shot, AU}.

The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.

Logan's not the only one who went back in time. Kitty, Rogue, Storm, and Blink have been tossed into the past as well, and will wreak havoc on the timeline - whether they want to or not. Crack with a plot.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

When a company of ODSTs drop on New Mombasa to reinforce the ground operations against the Covenant, they are caught in an inter-atmospheric Slipspace jump. Where that jump leads will take those men from notoriety, to legend.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*

Someone once told them their love couldn't change the world. The comment was disregarded. [AU. A series of lighthearted oneshots following the Doctor and Clara's relationship.]

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

When two powerless X-Men set out to prove themselves, anything can happen! BobbyKitty Finally Complete! R&R, please!