So I always feel like I'm basically writing a very discreet bio on tinder or some other dating website. So here's this;

I am a fanfic writer who does this for fun and to escape from anxiety. I enjoy making a universe that I think could have gone with one of my favorite shows/movies/books/etc or an alternate universe of it.

Things you will learn of my stories goes as follows;

1. I am not good at the first three or less chapters because I am not good at setting a beginning to go with. But, with all other things, they get better as the chapters go on and I expand upon my universe.

2. When it comes to my Naruto fanfiction; Haku is a girl (don't try to change my mind), Kyuubi is often a girl, and Naruto is OP because (to me) no one wants to really see a struggle as much as they want to see domination unless they are looking for that specific tagged story.

3. My stories are always written a few chapters ahead with outlines for where I kinda want to go with the storyline so by the time I upload I have a good idea if I may want to continue it. However, I cannot help if I lose interest or find that I did not do as well as I should of and will abandon it if so.

4. I have ideas for OC main characters but because it is a very tricky thing to do I don't often upload them.

Story Status

Lord Fishcake - Ongoing

Naruto of the Leaf - Ongoing

Personalities - Hiatus

Program X - Hiatus

Project X - Abandoned

Bloody Night - Hiatus

Shadowfall - Abandoned [?]

Stories in the works

Agni's Flame - Avatar the Last Airbender fanfic

Lion of the Storm - GOT/ASOIAF fanfic

The Ten Commandments of Reviewing - Created by FictionReader98 and Zoneshifter D

1) Thou shalt point out the parts you enjoy
2) Thou shalt point out the parts you dislike, if any.
3) Thou shalt point out the parts you utterly hated and explain why
4) Thou shalt write with good grammar!
5) Thou shalt not give anonymous reviews, for the author might want to reply to thine criticism!
6) Thou shalt not flame
7) Thou shalt write a four sentence paragraph minimum
8) Thou shalt use constructive criticism!
9) Thou shalt review as much as possible, not merely once!
10) Thou shalt voice thine expectations

Rants

1) Disney destroying the Expanded Universe

I know how this has all been said and done before, and believe me I get annoyed with myself at times. But, I've read the comics even though I am in a little late. To see it not continue and more stories from actual Star Wars fans just hurts and disappoints me. I just wish they [Disney] would have actually looked into it, or made a contract with Dark Horse/Marvel/whoever to make it reasonable. Keep it going, let LucasArts/LucasFilms take care of it like they've always done. Instead, you go and destroy it all just so everyone focused on your damn movie -- REMAKE!! I found it horrible and not very creative. Everything was a remake of A New Hope. Let's make a list:

a) Deathstar? Bigger, check
b) Emperor? "Supreme Leader", check
c) Darth Vader? Wannabe, check
d) Rebellion? check
e) Rebel Alliance? check
f) Tie Fighters? Blacker, check
g) Jedi dead? With one lost, check
h) Force a myth? check
i) Person died confronting Vader wannabe? Han Solo, check

There are so much more I can add but I would most likely need more letters of the alphabet so I'll save it for the next Disney movies.

2) Why cast Tessa Thomspon as Valkyrie?

Nothing grinds my gears more than the Marvel Universe being tampered with. Valkyrie, a caucasian blonde Valkyrie of Valhalla, personal Valkyrie to Sigmund, and known as Brunnhilde, is one of my favorite woman characters. Now, a white character being played by a black-latino woman? I'm sorry? No, no, and no. What are you THINKING?! I don't care if there's no diversity, we already have a black Nick Fury, you can't make a Nordic Valkyrie (WHITE EUROPEANS, if you haven't noticed) be black, it's not possible. At least with Nick Fury it's possible considering the complicated background and him being American, BUT NOT A VALKYRIE!! That's changing all of the Nordic myths and the idea of Valhalla, Vikings and Valkyries. If you wanted diversity enough you could have created a new character or dug within the universe for one, YOU LAZY FUC--

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

AGAINST SKOOL VIOLENCE

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I leaned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's an abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make it stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP ME!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental Consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better tratment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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