280 AL

Life isn't fair, no one knows this more than I. I was born to the Fourth Hokage, and The Princess of the Uzumaki Clan, a life I should've had was taken from me when they were killed, saving my life. There so called friends abandoned me, so I grew to hate others. Then on my 5th birthday my life changed, I was given purpose, My mother sacrificed herself to give me the power to protect my self, and I used it to do what I needed to do, I slaughtered the Uchiha, and was making strides to bring forth a everlasting peace, till Hagoromo showed his wrinkled face and destroyed my body with his Goudama. My physical body was reduced to ash, and I was trapped here, as my immortal spirit is bound to these lands, I have no afterlife to look forward too.

I have watched as my people all killed each other, and the landscape changed, kingdoms, and civilizations rising and falling, it was all one big cycle, humans covet war, and death. They all are nothing but sheep, and if I was still able to physical interact with them, I would've been there to end their pain, and bring forth a new age.

Beyond The Veil

"How long has it been, since that damn, Sage interfered with my plans, and trapped me here?' a bored Naruto asked as the people of Kings Landing walked through his disembodied form

"A few millenia." a gravely voice belonging to Death said

"Hm, so how goes that idea of yours to bring me back to the physical plane?" Naruto asked looking over to his longtime friend

"Do you agree to the terms. If we do this, your Chakra will be taken for good." Death said causing Naruto to shrug

"Take it all." Naruto said having long grew bored with chakra, besides it was a thing of the past, he just wanted to be out in the world feeding on humans, and fucking bad bitches,

"As you know, your vampirism is the product of a deal with your mother, so your stuck with that." Death said getting a nod from Naruto who smirked as thunder roared as it began to rain

"So how does this work?"

"Simple, I put you in the womb of a woman who has magic in her blood, and has just given birth." Death said causing Naruto to frown as he blinked

"Wait, wha-" Naruto vanished in a flash of white light before he could finish as Death with a chuckle left forever turning his back on this world, leaving it in the hands of Naruto

Dragonstone

Handmaidens ran around as the Queen gave birth what would be her third child it was surprising that the Queen would be giving birth to a child considering the state of the world,

"Argghhh!" Queen Rhella yelled before small cries were heard, as lightning struck right outside the keep causing everyone to jump, Rhella panted as she was handed her son, she blinked but smiled at the whisker marks on his cheeks, and tuff of blonde hair, while the boys father walked forward Tywin Lannister had always been a stern, and ruthless man, but he had found happiness when he married his first cousin Johanna, and she had given him the best years of his life, they had brought twins into the world, and tragically she was taken from him while giving birth to his greatest shame, an imp.

The man had never thought he would find happiness again, but he did in the arms of his once best friends wife and his late wife's friend. Queen Rhealla, they had kept their affair secret for the entire year that it had taken place, but when she had gotten pregnant, they knew it was at a end, as even Aeyrs was getting more, and more erratic, and Tywin had just quit being his Hand. Tywin would take his youngest child far away from the Mad King, and to keep the boy safe, Rhealla would never be able to see her son, at least not until the rebellion was over with

Rhaella took her blonde, blue eyed whisker cheeked baby, and kissed his forehead crying "I'm so sorry, little one. How I wish, it didn't have to be this way, but your fate should you be discovered is a fate I do not want for you."

"What do you wish to name him?" Tywin asked gently as he looked at Rhaella, who sniffed and looked at her son, caressing his whisker cheek

"I was told as a child about, a prince that was bestowed with power from the old gods, how he would return, and bring about change. He would be blue of eye, and yellow of hair, and have 3 marks on each cheek resembling whiskers. And as this storm rages outside, I will bestow upon our son, his rightful name Naruto."

"Naruto Lannister." Tywin said as Rhaella looked at him in surprise at the last name "Our son, will grow to be the strongest man the 7 kingdoms will ever know."

Rhaella smiled at Tywin, before the two kissed, before she handed Naruto to Tywin, and he nodded before he walked out, as Rhaella's hand maidens bowed

3 Days Later, Casterly Rock

Cersei, and Tyrion Lannister stood with their uncle Kevan at their home to welcome their father back, and their eyes widened when he entered with a baby in his arms

"B-brother, w-what is that?" Kevan asked having known about his brother's affair with the Queen, and was praying that wasn't what he feared it was

"This is my son Naruto Lannister, heir to Casterly Rock." Tywin said causing their eyes to widen even further, as Naruto yawned and opened his blue eyes looking at them

Years Later

Naruto was well received by the people of Casterly Rock, and his new family, more so by Cersei, the Lannister's all had looked forward to peace and quiet days, but those thoughts were put to rest when Robert's Rebellion began a few months after Naruto's birth

Aerys II Targaryen King of the Andals and the First Men also known as the Mad King because his reign became increasingly erratic and murderous. Consequently, tensions between House Targaryen and several other Great Houses began to rise. The brutal fallout from Prince Rhaegar's alleged abduction of Lyanna Stark of Winterfell saw many noble houses in the realm rebel against his rule.

Lyanna the daughter of Rickard Stark, Warden of the North, and betrothed to Robert Baratheon, the Lord Paramount of the Stormlands. House Stark and House Baratheon were the first to protest Rhaegar's actions. Brandon Stark demanded justice from Aerys in person. Aerys had him arrested for treason and then offered to ransom him to his father Rickard. Aerys summoned Rickard to court and, when he arrived, publicly and very brutally executed both father and son. The brutal murder of Brandon and Rickard engendered much sympathy for the rebels and many houses joined their cause.

Jon Arryn the Lord Paramount of the Vale, the Warden of the East and a respected nobleman. Both Rickard's second son Eddard 'Ned' Stark and Robert were fostered with him as children and became close friends. When Aerys demanded that Eddard and Robert be turned over to the King's Justice, Lord Jon refused and raised his banners in revolt. The rebels forged an alliance with House Tully through marriage, with Eddard married to Catelyn Tully and the then-middle-aged Jon to the young Lysa Tully

Stannis Baratheon fought for his elder brother Robert during the war. Aerys used his allies in House Tyrell to besiege Stannis at Storm's End for much of the war. Stannis's force was rescued from starvation by the smuggler Davos, who brought a ship full of onions and fish into the castle.

Rhaegar was killed during the fighting at the Battle of the Trident, slain by Robert himself. The site of his death was now called the Ruby Ford because it is believed to be scattered with rubies from his armor

During Robert's Rebellion, the Lannisters sat out most of the war, refusing to heed the calls of King Aerys to aid him in crushing the rebellion. After the rebel victory at the Battle of the Trident, the Lannister army marched to the relief of King's Landing but, instead of helping defend the city, they brutally sacked it, killing King Aerys and his grandchildren. Robert publicly forgave the Lannisters their actions and accepted their allegiance, marrying Cersei Lannister in thanks for Tywin's assistance. However, Eddard Stark saw the Lannister action as betrayal and murder, and has not trusted them ever since.

In truth, Tywin truly helped the rebellion at the behest of Rhaella, who had sent a raven to him, apparently when she returned to Kings Landing after giving birth to Naruto, Aerys had repeatedly raped her, and then sent her back off when she discovered herself pregnant again. She wanted Tywin to do whatever he needed to do, so that Aerys was no longer on the throne. She would die later giving birth to a baby girl, before her son Viseyrs and her daughter would be taken to the Free Cities with the knowledge that they had a brother still living in the Seven Kingdoms, unfortunately they didn't know his name.

Naruto of House Lannister, was hailed as an enigma, people who have heard the stories of the Immortal Prince, the story of a boy blessed with power by the old gods, thought he was said prince. For 15 years, Naruto had lived a relatively peaceful life, in the presence of his family.

With Tyrion, he was a fun elder brother, as nice change for Naruto who didn't have any sibling relationships in his first life, the dwarf was a good man who loved his family, which impressed Naruto considering Cersei, and Tywin hated Tyrion, but for the man to have that big of a heart, to love two people who have never shown him kindness, was either very sad, or awe inspiring, as they'd be dead fucking with him, like that.

With Jaime, he didn't really spend a lot of time around him, but from what he had seen there was goodness in him, he was just a follower and didn't really have a mind of his own

With Cersei, Naruto could admit, that while rough around the edges, she did love her family, maybe a little bit to much, but coming from a time where incest was a common practice amongst clans, and practiced by him, seeing as Karin, and Tsunade were his cousins who had his children he didn't see anything wrong with the fact that Cersei, had 3 of Jamie's children, more than once he'd thought of fucking the shit out of her, because she was a beauty.

With Tywin, the man was strict, and very demanding as any father would be, he expected excellence from Naruto, which Naruto had no problem with considering while he was waiting for his power to return to him, he was still a step up above all these normal people around. Fighting, hunting, and strategy came easy to him.

Naruto was well aware of the woman who magic he siphoned to be here, and he did consider her his mother in a way, as even though Kushina Uzumaki will always be his mother no mater what as his soul will always be the same and affect his body, that was now comprised of Targaryen magic, and blood she is the only reason he got back to the physical plane. She didn't deserve the fate, that was visited upon her, and neither did Elia Martell.

Naruto walked through the city ignoring the, scent of shit, and piss that burned his senses, causing his eyes to water slightly, as he felt he was about to vomit, when he suddenly became light headed and stumbled slightly causing the Lannister guards Tywin forced him to have accompany him, helped steady him as he leaned on the wall

Looking at the man, Naruto blinked as his mouth was suddenly dry, and a familiar ache was there, while heart beats, pounded in his ears

"Lord Naruto, are you alright?" a knight asked

"Never better." Naruto smirked as he felt a familiar power rushing through his body, he just needed a particular substance to unlock it, "Let's go, before Robert's tourney begins."

295 AL

Today was a day of celebration, for Prince Tommen, the fat king as Naruto called Robert was throwing a tourney in celebration for Tommen's name day. Naruto had always wanted to partake in one, but Tywin always found some way to keep him from attending the celebration, but not this time, having no need to join the archery, and joust stages, Naruto signed up for the melee just in time for it to start

The pavilion over looking the archery tournament was where the high lords and the royal family would sit and watch with the comfort of shade and servants to bring them food and wine. King Robert was already there, sitting his chair and drinking his wine. The Queen, Cersei sat to his right with her son Joffrey, next to her. Tommen and Myrcella Baratheon sat next to Joffrey with Jamie, standing guard

Other lords and people of importance were sitting on the pavilion, including the Hand of the King, Jon Arryn. He took his place next to Robert with Ser Barristan next to him. Tywin sat next to him, with Mace Tyrell next to him with his son and daughter Loras and Margaery. Master of Coin Petyr Baelish was there as well, along with Stannis and Renly Baratheon. The high lords were just relaxing in the shade, enjoying wine and talking before the tournament started

Cersei was looking around with a curious frown "Have you seen Naruto?" she asked Jaime

"No, I had assumed that he had left Casterly Rock with Father, but he's there so maybe he's in the city, goofing off." Jaime said

"I wanted him here, he promised to celebrate Tommen's nameday." Cersei replied causing Jaime to shrug

"I guess even he breaks his promises." Jaime said

"There he is mommy." Tommen said pointing down to the arena as Naruto walked in without his helmet, and a simple vest, and pants, no armor on his body whatsoever

"What is the name of the seven is he doing down there?" Jaime asked wide eyed

"It seems the so called Immortal Prince wishes to show us, how he feast on the blood of his enemies." Robert said mockingly as Naruto walked into one of the 8 sections with other warriors. The gates behind them closed and the dividers were tall enough to keep someone from jumping into another section but small enough so that people from the pavilion could still see everything.

Naruto stood ready as he saw the other people in his section draw their swords and axes. Naruto flexed his fingers and stood ready to fight but no one moved

"Start!" Robert shouted

Immediately Naruto was targeted, by a knight, that swung his blade at him, and quickly Naruto ducked and punched the man in the jaw, causing his helmet to fly off, before he grabbed the man's hair and yanked him back into him, as Naruto bit into the man's neck, causing him to scream and gag

Everyone stood up immediately as Naruto tossed the man away, and smirked as he looked up with two drops of blood falling down his chin, as black veins appeared under his eyes as they went bloodshot, and fangs lengthened in his mouth

"It's true." Maester Pycell gasped as Tywin felt a smile breaking across his face "The Immortal Prince, really has returned, in the form of the young Lannister."

"Drop the dividers." Robert ordered

"Your grace?" Jon asked

"Do it!" Robert yelled wanting to see exactly how powerful this legend was

As the dividers fell, Naruto looked to his enemies that all were now focusing on him, rolling his neck, and shoulders Naruto looked them in the eye

"Well?'

With a roar cry, a 2 men charged at Naruto, leaning to the side of a sword slash, Naruto punched the man in the gut, causing him to fold over and wrapped an arm around his neck, and with a tense of his arm broke his neck, and with the same arm tossed him away, causing him to slam into a wall leaving cracks, while the second man was kicked in the knee, and his chin was grabbed before a push upward snapped his neck as well

With his arms spread out, another group charged at him

When the first of his enemies arrived with his sword, Naruto sped into his space, before he blocked two punches to the face and Naruto did a roundhouse that missed and he ducked under a swing, and dodged to the right from a slash, before he connected with a roundhouse with his leg still in the air, he kicked the man in the head sending him to the ground, as Naruto jumped and landed on the man's head crushing it like it was a grape.

Naruto then launched a punched that connected with another enemy, launching another one that was blocked by his enemies arm guard, Naruto did a spin kick that was ducked under, before he maneuvered his leg and kicked the man in the torso his leg going through it,

Naruto and another enemy exchanged 3 blows, before Naruto stepped back and kicked one of them that tried to sneak up behind him in the face, sending him flying back, using the same leg Naruto kicked the one in front of him in the chin, before he swung his leg down sending the man to the ground

Naruto then did a 360 in the air, coming around with a kick to another mans jaw snapping his neck, jumping again Naruto did a 180, and kicked a man in the back of the head when he rushed him, before he jumped over a kick and landed on the mans foot before he snapped his neck

Naruto then punched through another man's armor and ripped his heart out,

With a smirk, Naruto grunted as he was slashed across the face, causing him to stumble back, the man terrified held his shaking sword, as Naruto straightened up, with his hand over his eye, and turned showing everyone that his eye was gone, but the slash to his face closed up and his eye returned soon after

"I apologize." Naruto said causing everyone to look confused "It's been a while since I've had this power at my disposal, so I'm a little rusty in some aspects, certain cravings I had under control once before have been amplified, so I apologize if I lose control. I'd suggest the women take their children away because, what's coming won't be pretty."

Naruto looked to Cersei, who nodded slowly "Come along children." she said to her kids while Joffrey looked ready to protest

"They stay." Robert said seriously causing her to stop "They should see just how brutal life is."

"They're children."

"They won't be forever. My children will stay and watch this." Robert demanded causing Cersei to frown before she looked to her father who was standing and watching Naruto with extreme interest

Naruto, grabbed the knight, that wounded him by the throat and snapped his neck, before he blurred forward taking the sword from another knight, and decapitated him with it, before he went on and stabbed another in the throat, and turned to another man who blocked his swing causing Naruto's temporary blade to snap, but Naruto used it as a dagger and it found its way into the man's chin,

As another man rushed Naruto, who acted quickly grabbed the man by the back of his collar and jumped back as if he was falling and slammed the mans head into the ground hard, before he kicked up to his feet, just as the other man rushed him, before Naruto sped forward and punched the man in the throat sending him flying upwards, before he came down Naruto kicked the man in the torso killing him

Naruto then elbowed another man in the face, before he ducked a spear from another, then he retaliated with a head butt, before he back handed another man, Naruto then punched the first man before him, while kicking the second man behind him sending them stumbling away, and caught the man's axe, and tossed it at another man causing it to cave in his face

Naruto kicked up a sword and caught it before he threw it into the chest of a knight, causing him to fly back from the impact, before he drew another sword from the ground and raised it in a reverse grip blocking a strike from a knight, before he stabbed him through the foot, causing him to scream in pain, releasing his blade momentarily Naruto dodged a downward slash from the third Knight and backhanded him away breaking his neck, before he grabbed his blade again, and used it to block a slash for his waist from the fourth Knight before Naruto kicked him in the head, and turned around so that he decapitated the second guard, before using his sword clang against the sword that was heading for his head from behind him, before he turned around and drove his sword forward impaling the forth knight,

With a step forward, Naruto shot off decapitating 6 more knights, before grabbing the last one, and vamping out before he started to feed savagely

A knight, grabbed a spear, and charged Naruto, who dropped the corpse, Naruto turned around and dodged the spear, before he stepped back as it's bladed tip was swung at him, before he grabbed the staff and pushed it into the knight's torso, and spun around him before grabbing the but of the spear that was sticking out of his back, and pulled it out through the man, and twirled it in his hands as he faced a charging knight, before he suddenly sped up to the man, and stabbed the spear into his heart causing him, to gasp in pain, as Naruto using the spear lifted the man off his feet, and slammed the but of the spear into the ground embedding it into the ground as the man bleed out while Naruto looked to the final 4 men

A knight, rushed forward followed by two more welding a sword sword and sword and a war hammer. Stepping forward Naruto ducked under the first ones slash and came up behind him to slash the second's throat, before he ducked under the thirds warhammer, and caught the first sword arm before he slashed an X into his chest, and twirled the kunai on his palm before stabbing it between the man's eyes,

The third with his warhammer in mid swing, swung at Naruto only for Naruto to turn to him and snatch the warhammer out of his hands, and sweep his legs from under him, as he was falling he watched as Naruto completed his 360 spin with his own warhammer held high before the hammer came down, on his head and he knew no more.

Sighing, as he stood up straight, Naruto smirked, Amory Loch looked at Naruto in horror, and turned around to leave, the bloodied field, but gasped when Naruto was in his path, as he fell back and crawled away on the blood soaked ground, raising a hand as Naruto grabbed a spear as he advanced on him

"L-lord Naruto, I'm an loyal servant of your house, my lord!" Amory shouted as Naruto tilted his head slightly

"You're right, which is why it gives me nothing but pleasure to kill, a member of my house, who has raped women, and killed children, and has gotten rewarded for it in the past. Accept my reward for your actions." Naruto said before he stabbed Amory through the hand and face

Naruto looked around, at all the carnage he had unleashed today, he only wished that Gregor Clegan had participated he wanted to kill him as well

Robert, along with everyone else, looked at the seen in shock, and a bit of horror, Cersei looked at Naruto as she covered Tommen's, and Myrcella's eyes so they didn't see anything, Jaime looked afraid of his brother, while Tyrion was in shock Joffrey was in awe at the amount of blood his uncle had spilt, Tywin was proud, the other lords were afraid. It just wasn't fair.

The Lannister's already had the Mountain, now they had this- this monster on their side as well

Suddenly Robert, and the smallfolk began clapping and cheering for the awesome show

Naruto the Impaler, legend would cross the 7 Kingdoms. Tales, and Songs of how he punched through armor to rip out his enemies hearts, how he hung them in the air as they bleed out of a spear, and how he feasted on the blood of his enemies would be told for centuries to come.

Finished

Just some crap that, I needed to get out of my head, so I could focus on my other stories. I know is crap, because this was written in 30 minutes, on the Docs To Go app on my phone.

I hope now that I got it out of my head, that other ideas for my stories will began to flow in, if not I'll pretty much have Naruto killing, and fucking his way through the 7 kingdoms, as that's all I can see for this story, bitches like Cersei, Daeneyres, Sansa, Arya, Ros, The Sand Snakes will be getting piped down, while Naruto kills his way to the Iron Throne, because I honestly don't know what was my motivation for this to even be a thought in my head, Naruto as a vampire and the son of Rhealla, Rhealla however the fuck you say her name, and Tywin is beyond me, anyway, I got shit to do, like watch Season 3 of Narcos bye.