I tend to procrastinate a lot so my updates often take a long time,you can blame video gaming for that one.

Do know I don't leave stories abandoned, and if I do abandon a story I notify the readers in a authors alert chapter so they know.

CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR GOOD BETA READERS SKILLED IN PACING, PLOT CONTROL, KEEPING CHARACTERS IN CHARACTERS ETC.

IF YOUR INTERESTED PM ME, I CHECK MY PMS DAILY.

Things I dislike are Yaoi,Yuri,Flamers,Bullies,Prejudice etc.

Also just cause I don't like Yaoi and Yuri. It doesn't mean I am against Gay's or Lesbian's. I just don't like to read or write about it is all.

I love Yu-Gi-Oh!, Pokémon,Kingdom Hearts, NCIS,Bleach, Dukes of Hazard, Bakugan,Dragon Ball Z,Star Wars,Legend of Zelda,Mana Khemia Alchemists of Al Revis, Legend of Dragoon, RWBY, Fallout, and Naruto

I am a huge CreepyPasta fan.

I am also a fan of Roblox,Battleon,Kongergate,Steam, and several gaming sites.

I am a fan of Yu-Gi-Oh Cards and my favorite is Dark Magician Girl.

My favorite bands are Backstreet Boys,NickelBack,Skillet,Three Days Grace,Maroon 5,Breaking Benjamin and Linking Park

I enjoy being weird,insane, and crazy as normal is boring and lame.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

Dragon Ball Pact:

This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race! And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22, DannyPhantomFan551, ShadowSakura01, Red. Wolf. In. The. Dark., Baby Porcupine-Cute but DEADLY, jackandkimforever, I am Nikita Daughter of Apollo,Jemusu Hatsusokku

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, Random Little, Writer FanofSnicket, MissVioletBaudelaire13, Girl-With-No-Name x, craZharrypotterblondie, Dr. Rae, KoOLkaTMeoW13, Saiyansweetheart.RubytheDragon1999,Jemusu Hatsusokku

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA) Azure Blue Espeon (USA), Jetzul (France), Un4givinCarnage (USA), AnAustralianGamer (Australia),Jemusu Hatsusokku (USA)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list.

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, aticiia, Parselmaster, Akatsuki King, Spirit of the Abyss, loki09 aka ttre208, Romez, KyuubiNaru1990, Thunder Chief, The Mad Tsuchikage, BattleCharger, Sky EXE, Jemusu Hatsusokku

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this on to your profile!

92 perecent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile.

For those who hate Danzo, Copy and paste this on your profile!!

DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!

(If you hate Danzo, copy and paste this chant on your profile!)

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

ALL HAIL INSANITY! ALL HAIL THE LOG! Repost this if you are Insane and proud of it!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, jinx777, DarkSpark20354, XInsanityXAreolusXShadowwindX,HeavyJ15

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

Whoever is the owner of the white sedan you left your lights on/Patrick from SpongeBob Square Pants

Believe It/Naruto from Naruto

Burn Baby Burn/Axel from Kingdom Hearts

Dance Water Dance/Demyx from Kingdom Hearts

Money is what keeps your pants square/Mr.Crabs from SpongeBob SquarePants

Is mayonnaise an Instrument/Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants

Tea can you read me the story about the bunny/ Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Art is eternal/Sasori from Naruto

Art is a bang/Deidara from Naruto

YOUTH!/Gai and Lee from Naruto

Better to keep quiet and only let people think you’re an idiot than to speak up and confirm it.

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

You've gotta die in creative ways.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Information on my OC(mostly for self inserts)

Name: James Hartman

Nationality: American (The Midwestern United States)

Age:20's

Occupation: None

Height: 6 Feet Tall

Hair Color: Brown

Hair Style: Short.

Eyes: Cyan

Skin Tone: White

Skin Color: Slightly Pale

Body Build: Lanky

Personality: Likes to avoid conflict, can sometimes act before thinking and hates to see other people being taken advantage of without reason.

Likes: History, Books, Guns

Dislikes: Ignorance, Bullies, Discrimination,