Go ahead and hate me all you like I deserve it, I just can't seem to help myself.
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"Why the hell are we doing this again?" Deidara groaned as he laid back on the cushioned seat.
A sigh could be heard from next to him as Sasori fiddled with his scroll. "You know perfectly well why, Itachi thinks this is the best course of action."
Deidara sent a glare towards the nearby Uchiha who was sitting with his eyes closed and his arms folded, Deidara narrowed his eyes further, he couldn't stand how he could always act so cool. "That's another thing, we died and Leader isn't around anymore. So why are we listening to him anyway hn?"
Before Sasori could reply he was beat to the punch. "You know I can hear you right?" Itachi spoke never opening his eyes. "To answer your question, when we woke up in this world both Kisame and Sasori decided that I would make the best leader for the time being. You threw a fit about it and challenged me only to be defeated in a manner very similar to our first fight, remember now?" Itachi cracked one eye open to see the blonde glaring at him. "Also even you know it would be foolish to venture off into a new world you know next to nothing about on your own."
"Just chill out blondie, who knows, we might have fun at this place. I never attended the academy so it'll be new to me." Kisame chuckled walking over to the three. "Now that I think about it, you were only in the academy in the Leaf for a fraction of the normal time ninja usually are required, this should be relatively new for you to Itachi."
Deidara huffed and laid back down as they sat, it had been six months since the four had woken up within the world they now knew as Remnant together. At first it came as a shock to all of them, but being shinobi they adapted quickly and immediately set out to learn all they could about this new world. Each had awoken wearing their old Akatsuki uniform as well as have certain important items in their possessions. Kisame awoke with Samehada strapped to his back, the living sword didn't know where they were either, or at least thats what Kisame said it had told him.
Sasori was one of the stranger cases as he awoke within his puppet body along with several scrolls containing many of his puppets. Deidara had his scope as well as two full pouches of detonating clay. Finally Itachi had awoken with a single scroll which he declined to inform the other three what was seal within.
What puzzled them all however was the state of their bodies, they each appeared to be no older then seventeen years of age. While for Deidara who had only been nineteen when he died originally it wasn't a big deal and Sasori wasn't effected at all do to his artificial body, Kisame was by far the most upset by the change. Having been in his thirties before he died he wasn't pleased with the idea of being so young again. Itachi didn't seem to mind much seeing as he to was rather young when he died only being in his early twenties. Despite all these surprises however the four had managed to thrive within this new world.
"Hello and welcome to Beacon Academy." A female voice caught the fours attention, the image of an attractive blonde with green eye appeared in the window.
Kisame gave a whistle earning a grin from Itachi who sat next to him. "I gotta say, if all the instructors look like that then I think I really might enjoy this place." Kisame smiled widely before turning to their Uchiha leader. "Since we're arriving any minute why don't we go over the game plan, as well as start doing something about that." Kisame suggested while gesturing to the rest of the airship cabin where around thirty students all laid unconscious.
"I agree, Sasori if you would." Itachi looked to the puppeteer who pulled a small ball from within his coat and tossed it onto the ground causing it to explode into a green gas before quickly dispersing.
"The neutralizing agent should take full affect by the time we arrive, I used a rather weak sleeping agent to put them under to begin with so I highly doubt any were harmed." He stated before going back to his scroll, over the past six months the puppeteer had become engrossed in learning how computer systems operated, he considered it to be a tool from the heavens for spy's and saboteurs like himself. As such he had researched the subject heavily and took to it like a fish to water. "The cameras in here will return to their working state one hour after we land, so we don't need to worry about witnesses."
"Excellent." Itachi nodded to the redhead. "Once we arrive we will do everything we can to remain inconspicuous as possible, which means, try to act like an average teenager not an experienced shinobi." He explained to the three who each acknowledged with a nod. The ride only last for a few minutes longer before the ship began docking, in the time the students aboard with them all began coming to, each just as confused as the others around them about what had happened, the four ninja each played along as well with acting groggy as to not draw suspicion.
Once they finally exited the ship the four decided to split up, best if they weren't seen right off the bat all walking together wearing matching uniforms, that had already earned them several questions since their arrival in Remnant. Thus began their first day at Beacon.
With Kisame
Kisame walked leisurely through the large hallways of Beacon doing his best to map out the building in his head as he also enjoyed his temporary solitude. He enjoyed hanging around Itachi, the Uchiha was probably the first person he'd ever really considered a friend, but the four had been together for almost the entire half year they'd been on Remnant, he decided to enjoy some alone time.
"Check this freak out." It was nice while it lasted as he heard the familiar words. Ever since the four had arrived people had taken to harassing him because of his appearance, while at first he'd firmly denied being a faunus to anyone who accused him, after about a month he just decided to go with it and claim to be a shark faunus. At one point he'd even been approached by a famous terrorist group of all faunus, who he turned down upon their invitation. He'd already been a member of one international terrorist group already and didn't feel like joining a second.
Kisame turned around to confront his instigator only to find that he wasn't the target of the insult, instead a pair of older looking boys were standing in front of a cornered girl with large rabbit ear on her head. The two began shoving the girl back and forth between them while laughing earning a frown from the blue skin swordsmen, he'd started getting annoyed whenever he saw faunus being harassed, he figure he'd started identifying with them on some level.
After a moment of contemplating Kisame had made a decision. "Itachi did say to act like a teenager, and teenagers do stupid shit." Kisame smiled slightly before walking over to the three making sure he approached from behind. In an instant he grabbed one by the back of the head and slammed him face first into the stone wall, even with the aura these people had Kisame was certain he'd broken the kids nose as well as knocked out a couple teeth. Before the other boy could react Kisame turned and rammed his knee into the boys gut hard enough to cause him to double over and begin vomiting, a quick chop to the back of the neck put the boy out of commission in a pool of his own vomit.
Turning to look to the bunny girl who still seemed to be trying to register what had happened Kisame grinned. "You okay Rabbit?" The girl looked up at him only to see a large dark silhouette and a set of terrifyingly sharp looking teeth turned up in a chilling grin, instinctively the girl did the only thing that made sense for a girl in her position. She fainted.
As the girl fell forward Kisame caught her and picked her up bridal style. "I swear this is like the fifth time this has happened." He groaned having already dealt with people fainting from the sight of him before, at this point he'd just come to terms with it being something that was bound to happened in life. Deciding to brush it off he began to make his way towards the small garden he noticed during his walk.
After a few minutes of he walking he arrived and set the girl down beneath a large tree before setting Samehada down on the ground in front of him and taking a seat himself. Pulling out his scroll he sent a quick message to Itachi explaining where he was before putting it away and leaning back against the tree, he smiled as he enjoyed the silence of the garden. The only noises he could hear were the birds chirping and the light breathing of the bunny girl next to him. "I could definitely get use to this."
With Itachi
Itachi stood quietly before the large stone statue depicting a pair of warrior standing above a scared looking monster, the image didn't really mean much to the Uchiha but he still couldn't help but find a certain distaste for the work of art. "A bit of an eye sore, wouldn't you agree?" He heard from behind him, Itachi didn't turn his head towards the voice.
"Glorifying battle and bloodshed has always been a habit of poets and artists, those who have never known the fear of death one encounters during true battle." He replied as he continued examining the stonework.
A grey haired man wearing mostly green and hold a mug in one hand and a cane in the other stepped forward until he stood next to the Uchiha. "I agree, instead of showing the horror of conflict, works like this inspire a desire for it. I would have gladly traded this statue for sapling or a small garden long ago, but it's been here since the founding of the school." The older man took a sip from his steaming mug. "You are Itachi Uchiha correct?"
Itachi looked towards the older man and nodded. "I am, and you are Headmaster Ozpin." He stated rather than asked as he looked over the man, it didn't take his sharingan to see that this man was a veteran of combat as well as a very wise individual, looking at him made Itachi think back to the Third Hokage. "It's a pleasure to meet you sir."
Ozpin smiled. "The pleasure is mine, I've actually wanted to meet you and your three companions since I first ran across your transcripts. They were extremely convincing forgeries, even our deputy headmistress Glynda Goodwitch was fooled by them." Itachi wasn't at all surprised that this man already knew that they had fake their transcripts into Beacon. Sasori had done an incredibly good job on the documents, but after actually laying eyes on the headmaster he could tell that there was never a chance of them slipping past his radar when it came to something like paperwork.
Itachi remained completely calm as he nodded. "Indeed, Sasori was rather proud of his work. He'll be disappointed to hear they didn't cut it." Itachi looked back towards the statue. "Seeing as you were already aware of the forgeries and yet me and my comrades are still on your schools grounds, I assume you don't plan on throwing us out.
Ozpin took another sip. "To be completely honest I didn't know as I walked down here, I wanted to meet the one who wanted in to my academy bad enough to fake their papers." There was a brief moment of silence between the two. "However after seeing your eyes I'm more than confident that you are capable of handling whatever this school could throw at you. You have the eyes of a man with a lifetime of experience and wisdom beyond yourself."
Ozpin turned to begin walking away but paused. "I don't know who you or your comrades really are Itachi Uchiha, but I get the feeling your all meant for great things, don't disappoint me." With that he continued walking leaving the young Uchiha in peace.
I believe thats a good place to call the first chapter. To be honest it's really hard to write a conversation between two people with personalities like Ozpin and Itachi. Both are wise, strong, experienced and can read people. Anyway I hope you guys like it, let me know in the reviews and I'll do my best to get another chapter out soon, until next time.