I am sorry to be saying this, but for the time being, as of 9/20/2014, all stories are on an Indefinite Hiatus. I am sorry if this upsets you, rage at me all you want, flame me, or spam my PM box, I don't really care. I don't want to do this, but I can't seem to write anything worthwhile. I've lost the Flow. Without it nothing seems right. What makes my stories so loved, is the fact that they flowed, not just smoothly, but it made sense of all parts of the Insanity in there. The Flow made the Insanity seem Logical. I can't seem to do that without feeling the Flow of the Story.

I am sorry if this upsets you, but them's the breaks. *shrugs* Until I manage to find the Flow in my own stories, and can follow it, then I'll type and update my stories. Top picks for Updates seem to be Rebirth of a Hero, Hunt for the Hazard, The X-Warrior (Might end up cancelled. Unsure), Naruto Meets the Dragons and Second Frontier.

Most likely to be updated next: Hunt for the Hazard.

Reason: Chapter is most finished, but something is off. Therefore have not posted it. I refuse to post an Off-balance chapter that could wreak the entire thing.

One I want to update most: Holy Knight Ninja

Reason: Love the premise, makes sense to me, really just want to see Erubetie in my mind again. ;)

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I'm not sure how many places I put this, but I don't care. In my eyes, nothing is more true:

There is no power like friendship. There is nothing anyone else can do to change my mind.

Favorite Anime: Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Dragonball GT

Favorite Pairings for Main character:

Naruto: Hinata

Goku: Bulma

Serena/Usagi/Sailor Moon: Fine where she was put.

Pan: Kid Goku (Funny pair: Hilarity ensues on schedule every time)

Favorite Manga: Death Note, Naruto (didn't read every volume), Kurohime

Diss me all you like, nothing you say about me will make me hit you. diss my friends, i will go after you. If I'm pissed off, I'm not as bad as an Akimichi being called fat... I'm WORSE! this is especially true if I lose myself to my anger. Picture the entire Akimichi Clan being called fat by one person (said person is you). If I lose it it would be worse than that. The Nine Tailed Fox would laugh, and, more likely than not, be a little envious of the display of utter destruction and power.

Anyone who knows what the Kyuubi can do along with SS4 Gogeta's power listen up:

The amount of anger I'd draw from is about 10x that of SS4 Gogeta power level at full strength. The amount of destruction would make the Kyuubi shiver in his boots. I"m only saying this for your own good:

Don't insult my friends!

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Which of the 7 elements are you?

You got Shadow.

You tend to be by yourself, but you love to be around people. You feel the need to protect those around you. When Threatened you dont defent, just wait silently for their attack. You feel at home in the darkness. You are misunderstood, and at first glance some might think you are a bad person, or mean, but your heart is pure. People have a hard time looking in your eyes, your gaze is intnce and they feel as if your burning through their soul. Those who know you love you, but any are afraid when your angry.

Find out your result: Take this quiz

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Something I found that practically screams me. It hits hard, but it IS true.

Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

INTPs are pensive, analytical folks. They may venture so deeply into thought as to seem detached, and often actually are oblivious to the world around them.

Precise about their descriptions, INTPs will often correct others (or be sorely tempted to) if the shade of meaning is a bit off. While annoying to the less concise, this fine discrimination ability gives INTPs so inclined a natural advantage as, for example, grammarians and linguists.

INTPs are relatively easy-going and amenable to almost anything until their principles are violated, about which they may become outspoken and inflexible. They prefer to return, however, to a reserved albeit benign ambiance, not wishing to make spectacles of themselves.

A major concern for INTPs is the haunting sense of impending failure. They spend considerable time second-guessing themselves. The open-endedness (from Perceiving) conjoined with the need for competence (NT) is expressed in a sense that one's conclusion may well be met by an equally plausible alternative solution, and that, after all, one may very well have overlooked some critical bit of data. An INTP arguing a point may very well be trying to convince himself as much as his opposition. In this way INTPs are markedly different from INTJs, who are much more confident in their competence and willing to act on their convictions.

Mathematics is a system where many INTPs love to play, similarly languages, COMPUTER systems--potentially any complex system. INTPs thrive on systems. Understanding, exploring, mastering, and manipulating systems can overtake the INTP's conscious thought. This fascination for logical wholes and their inner workings is often expressed in a detachment from the environment, a concentration where time is forgotten and extraneous stimuli are held at bay. Accomplishing a task or goal with this knowledge is secondary.

INTPs and Logic -- One of the tipoffs that a person is an INTP is her obsession with logical correctness. Errors are not often due to poor logic -- apparent faux pas in reasoning are usually a result of overlooking details or of INCORRECT context.

Games NTs seem to especially enjoy include Risk, Bridge, Stratego, Chess, Go, and word games of all sorts. (I have an ENTP friend that loves Boggle and its variations. We've been known to sit in public places and pick a word off a menu or mayonnaise jar to see who can make the most words from its letters on a napkin in two minutes.) The INTP MAILING LIST has enjoyed a round of Metaphore, virtual volleyball, and a few 'finish the series' brain teasers.

INTPs in the main are not clannish. The INTP mailing list, with a readership now in triple figures, was in its incipience fraught with all the difficulties of the Panama canal: we had trouble deciding:whether or not there should be such a group,exactly what such a group should be called, andwhich of us would have to take the responsibility for organization and maintenance of the aforesaid group/club/whatever.

A Functional Analysis

Introverted Thinking

Introverted Thinking strives to extract the essence of the Idea from various externals that express it. In the extreme, this conceptual essence wants no form or substance to verify its reality. Knowing the Truth is enough for INTPs; the knowledge that this truth can (or could) be demonstrated is sufficient to satisfy the knower. "Cogito, ergo sum" expresses this prime directive quite succinctly.

In seasons of low energy LEVEL, or moments of single-minded concentration, the INTP is aloof and detached in a way that might even offend more relational or extraverted individuals.

Extraverted iNtuition

Intuition softens and socializes Thinking, fleshing out the brittle bones of truths formed in the dominant inner world. That which is is not negotiable; yet actual APPLICATIONdiffuses knowledge to the extent that knowledge needs qualification and context to be of any consequence in this foreign world of substance.

If Thinking can desist, the INTP is free to brainstorm, calling up the perceptions of the unconscious (i.e., intuition) which are mirrored in patterns in the realm of matter, time and space. These perceptions, in the form of theories or hunches, must ultimately defer to the inner principles, or at least they must not negate them.

Intuition unchained gives birth TO PLAY. INTPs enjoy games, formal or impromptu, which coax analogies, patterns and theories from the unseen into spontaneous expression in a way that defies their own comprehension.

Introverted Sensing

Sensing is of a SUBJECTIVE, inner nature similar to that of the SJs. It supplies awareness of the forms of senses rather than the raw, analogic stimuli. Facts and figures seek to be cleaned up for comparison with an ever growing range of previously experienced input. Sensing assists intuition in sorting out and ARRANGING information into the building blocks for Thinking's elaborate systems.

The internalizing nature of the INTP's Sensing function leaves a relative absence of environmental awareness (i.e., Extraverted Sensing), except when the environment is the current focus. Consciousness of such conditions is at best a sometime thing.

Extraverted Feeling

Feeling tends to be all or none. When present, the INTP's concern for others is intense, albeit naive. In a crisis, this feeling judgement is often silenced by the emergence of Thinking, who rushes in to avert chaos and destruction. In the absence of a clear principle, however, INTPs have been known to defer judgement and to allow decisions about interpersonal matters to be left hanging lest someone be offended or somehow injured. INTPs are at risk of being swept away by the shadow in the form of their own strong emotional impulses.

Famous INTPs:

Socrates Rene Descartes Blaise Pascal Sir Isaac Newton

U.S. Presidents:James MadisonJohn Quincy AdamsJohn TylerDwight D. EisenhowerGerald Ford

William Harvey (pioneer in human physiology) C. G. Jung, author of Psychological Types, etc.) William James Albert Einstein Charles Darwin Tom Foley (1989-1995: Speaker of the House--U.S. House of Representatives) Henri Mancini Bob Newhart Jeff Bingaman, U.S. Senator (D.--NM) Rick Moranis (Honey, I Shrunk The Kids) Midori Ito (ice skater, Olympic silver medalist) Tiger Woods

Fictional INTPs

Sherlock Holmes Tom and Fiona (Four Weddings and a Funeral) Dr. Susan Lewis (ER) Filburt (Rocko's Modern Life)

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Before you say anything about my ideas not being completely original:

Don't. My ideas are not completely original as they are always based on something else. The perfect example is the Grand Fireball Jutsu.

What you see: A giant Fireball.

What I see: The grounds for the Phoenix Flower Jutsu.

Everything stems from a source. When you run out of upgrades on one path, head back to square one and start over from the basics, going down a different path. More possibilities are in the basics than the advanced.

Think on that before you say, "That was not original", "You got that from *insert name of original's creator here*", or even something like, "Copycat". Everyone has to get grounds somewhere. Start with a basic form, work on it, improve it, make it your own.

That is the reason anything can be possible. You start over, you find more possibilities than before.

Also, Microsoft seems to ignore this. Yet another reason why I stick with Linux.

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My stories are simply me typing, just to type. I get rid of a lot of stress, and it calms my nerves. If you feel me, don't let me know. I could care less at this point. I do what I do, because I know how to, and I can. Nothing more, Nothing less.

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Notes:

Sakura is a bitch. Sasuke is emo, and a racist bastard who has a "Superiority Stick" shoved up his ass. The majority of the Hyuuga clan has 2 sticks up their asses: Superiority and Fate. Neji lost them both in his fight against Naruto in the Chuunin Exams, Hinata never had either, and Hanabi... well I'm not making any assumptions on her.

Vegeta: Broly has 2 words to say to you, but is busy, so I'll say them for him: SUCK IT!

WWE: Yes, Broly is a little addicted to you guys. I think he gets Nostalgic when he watches Monday Night RAW. I haven't told him anything about some of the fights being faked.

Naruto: I wish your mother taught you about her clan jutsu. or maybe even gave someone some scrolls with them in it. this way, you would be able to use them. Curiosity killed the cat, but won't kill me.

Reviews i placed here before this account was created had AG000, or AG001 as the poster. Bowling is the only sport I like, but I have a favorite NFL team: T.T. ROX! No one else in my family has them as a favorite NFL team. I don't really keep up with NFL though. I don't watch sports either. My mind is always in several places at once. Don't ask why, cause I won't say.

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My 10 Commandments of Anime

1. Never piss off a Sayian

2. Never piss off a Jinchuuriki

3. Never call a wolf "Mutt", especially Demonic Wolves

4. Opposite ends do not attract, so don't bother

5. Laws of Physics don't apply

6. Anything is impossible until someone does it

7. Body parts are supposed to look different when said person is pissed

8. Being useless is a sin

9. Never piss off a Demon/Hanyou

10. Intense Gravity is useless

11. Thou Shalt do the dance (I just had to throw that in there)

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-Dear Santa, this year for Christmas ... I would like an Xbox 360, an iPhone, a new laptop, a personal TV... no wait, forget that. Get in your sleigh, go to Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait, and get all the soldiers ... and bring them home. They deserve to be with their families on Christmas. Post this as your status to show respect for the soldiers who won't be coming home for Christmas. If you don't re-post, I understand. You can't spend 6 seconds of your life to support soldiers.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana,ShadowWolf 2.X,Ghost Rider Fan123, Darkvizardking69,Masteria, Airgod000-002,

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host

You will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

REMEMBER WHEN
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, jinx777, DarkSpark20354, XInsanityXAreolusXShadowwindX

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Put this on your
page if you love
Hinata!

For those who hate Danzo, Copy and paste this on your profile!!

DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!

(If you hate Danzo, copy and paste this chant on your profile!)

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

If you believe that Insanity has its advantages, and the Log is a Shinobi's savior repost this, and the following line!

ALL HAIL INSANITY! ALL HAIL THE LOG! Repost this if you are Insane and proud of it!

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You can only type ONE word. Harder than you think, Okay, think about your answer...Here we go...

1. Where is your telephone? Left

2. Where is your significant other? Bed

3. What does you hair look like? Porcupine

4. What do you think about your Mom? Alive

5. Your favorite thing? fanfiction

6. Your dream last night? Nunya

7. Your iPod? Sitka

8. Your dream/Goal? Unknown

9. The room you're in? womb

10. You hate? Traitors

11. Your fear? Myself.

12. Where do you want to be in six years? Dunno

13. Where were you last night? TI

14. What you're not? Elf

16. Muffins? ???

17. One of your wish list items? ':()

18. Where you grew up? Nintendo

19. The last thing you did? ESDD

20. What are you wearing? Clothes

21. Your TV? Uncaring

22. Your pets? None

23. Your computer? Dunit

24. Your life? Dull

25. Your mood? Neutral

26. Missing someone? NSS

27. Your car? SHITAKE!

28. Something you're not wearing? Skirt

29. Your summer? Killing

30. Your eyes? Dead

31. Love someone? Duh

32. Favorite colour? Silver

33. When is the last time you laughed? Morning

34. Last time you cried? Years

35. Who will re-paste this? EVERYONE!

Okay, I'm done. Now, paste this on your profile!

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REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be an untrustworthy, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I 'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a GAMER, so I MUST have no life.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm Welsh, so I MUST hump a sheep.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST not be important.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be in a cult.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

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Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . .

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List your favourite anime/manga/video game characters and act as if you were actually in their games!

1. Dart Feld
2. Naruto Uzumaki
3. Mewtwo
4: Sylux
5. Wesley Gibson
6. Lightning Farron
7. Cloud Strife
8. Minako Aino/Sailor Venus
9. Cynthia (Pokemon Pearl)
10. Himeko (Mahou Tsukai Kurohime)

Answer these Questions

What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in bed?

I ask: Who's the bastard that's got the Dragoons on his ass?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I say: If you wanted to talk why didn't you use Telepathy from OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM?

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

I ask: when's the honeymoon?

Number Five cooked you dinner?

I ask: Does this have poison in it?

Wesley sweatdrops* I'm not just an assassin, you know?

Number six is lying next to you on the beach?

I say: You know, I'm surprised you agreed to this, regardless of it being a private beach.

Lightning: Shut up, and don't talk.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Pause* Any chance I can fall into the Lifestream and survive?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I shake my head and speak: This is retribution for what happened during the cold season with that Youma.

Numer nine made fun of all your friends?

I growl: Cynthia... Better watch your back. You won't see my next act coming. Champion or not, you WILL pay.

Number Ten ignored you all the time?

I shrug and don't say a word.

Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will Number 1 do?

Go Divine Dragoon, point the cannon and fire.

You're on Vacation with Number two, and you manage to break your leg. What does Two do?

Come on! Let's go you to a safe spot.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Nothing. He's not familiar with Birthdays.

You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that is on fire! What does four do?

Grabs me and gets me out of there, before firing the Shock Coil at me for being stupid.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. hat will Five do?

Shrug, while having a Camera ready to take a picture, hiding a smirk.

You're about to marry Number 10! What is One's reaction?

Pats my shoulder and says "Good luck man. Trust me, you'll need it."

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Pulls his sword off his back. "Draw your sword. We spar. Now."

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 Support you?

Cheering, until I am her opponent, and then tears down on me.

You can't stop laughing! What will 10 do?

Ignore me and move on.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

I have no dreams. Only visions, and they're always dangerous. And he ends up killing off the dangerous threats.

Number two tells you his/her deeply hidden love for Nine.

Cynthia: Sorry, I'm not looking for love.

Naruto: I DON'T LOVE HER! I LOVE RIKA NONAKA!

You're dating Three, and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Who knows? Mewtwo doesn't have parents.

Would Five and Six ever kiss?

... Honestly? I don't think Lightning would kiss ANYONE, though Wesley is possible.

Number Six appears to be a player, breaking many hearts...

... I'm not surprised. she's always been distant.

You had a haircut, and Seven can't stop staring at you.

I say: What? You never cut your hair?

Cloud: ... No, I don't.

Awkward silence.*

Eight thinks that he/she'll never get a girl/boy friend. What do you tell him/her?

Keep working at it. There are plenty of fish in the sea. You just have to find the right one. And if you can't find them on this plane of existence, check the Negaverse.

Nine is too shy to face you, and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

I hum. I then reply to the email, saying. "Okay. Why didn't just tell me? I wouldn't hate you for it, and it won't wreck our friendship. No matter what."

You spot Ten kissing one. How do you react?

I blink a few times, and take a picture, before distributing them all across BOTH worlds they're from.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

They might be planning the deaths of the Federation council... I should ask the few X that are out there to help out.

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

... I see it. I don't believe it.

Lightning: Like i'd pair up with a stubborn idiot.

Dart: I prefer the term determined, thank you very much!

Light: You wanna go? *pulls out a pink crystal from her L'cie Brand*

Dart: *Takes out Divine Dragoon Spirit* Bring it.

Odin is summoned as Dart goes Dragoon causing a massive clash*

clash ends in a tie, both exhausted*

Dart: as a warrior, I respect your skills.

Light: Likewise. Truce?

Dart: Truce.

Me: See what I mean?

Would 2 trust 5?

Yes, because Naruto trusts everyone until they give a reason not to.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Witch beasts VS the Shock Coil... And I watch with a bucket of Popcorn inside of a barrier.

If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to shcool together. What study will they pick?

Dart: I'd go for something regarding swords. I love them. Almost as much as I love Shana.

Wesley: Been there, done that. I went for accounting.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Mewtwo: Steamed Lumineon.

Lightning: None of your business.

If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Cloud: I have one. I'm a delivery boy, with a side of being a Mercenary.

Cynthia: I'm a Pokemon League Chapmion. But, I'd probably like being an archeologist.

If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

She'd make him look good, that's for sure.

Minako: DAMN STRAIGHT!

Wesley: She's right. I kinda like it.

I sweatdrop.

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?

Light: Not in the slightest.

Cynthia: I can't draw for shit. I can make maps with ease, but I can't draw anything else for shit.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Continuous teasing about Zero and As-

Cynthia: same that name and say goodbye to your head.

Me: Like you could do that!

What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?

Dart would get swallowed by a Dragon Witch Beast, which he'd fight his way out of somehow.

If 2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it, what would happen?

Cynthia: Okay... Who the heck is this Dart guy?

A week later...

Dart stands next to Shana: Did you get my message?

Shana: What message?

Dart: I sent it a week ago!

Shana: I didn't get it. did you send it through email?

Dart: Yeah.

Shana: Check the "To:" box for it.

Dart does so* Who the hell is PrissySpirit92@?

If 5 and 6 did a workout together?

They'd both get sweaty as hell. I'd simply watch... and stare at Lightning.

If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

She wouldn't care much... but she'd probably try to castrate me if Searh got drunk while there.

If 7 won the Lottery?

Cloud looks at tifa. "TAke it. I don't need it."

if 8 had quite a big secret?

I'd have already found out about it but never told anyone, as per the Code of the Shadowwind.

If 9 became a singer?

... I wonder. I've never heard her sing.

Cynthia: Never had the chance.

If 10 got a daughter?

Me: Did you cheat on Zero?

What would 1 think of 2?

They'd go play a few pranks, and then blow some bastard up.

What would 2 think of 3?

Naruto: Cool. A Psychic human-like cat. Teach me how to do what you do?

Mewtwo just stares blankly. "Come with me."

What would 4 envy about 5?

that he has an organic body.

what do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both emotionally detached because of something being lost, and having something to protect.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Minako tries to take Cloud's sword.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Swimsuit contest. Cancun. Spring Break.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Cynthia: ...I'm afraid of blackmail.

Himeko: What could I blackmail her with... hmm?

Me: How about these videos of you putting your Garchomp in big puffy dresses?

Cynthia pales: HOW DID YOU GET THOSE?

I smirk* A Shadowwind has his ways.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Nothing. When you take on gods, you tend not to be afraid of anything.

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I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Christmasday when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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I have a few challenges for anyone who decides to take them.

Challenge 1: DBGT, Rosario Vampire Crossover

I was surprised by a lack of DBGT RV crossovers. There should be more of them, and that is the first challenge.

How it happens, is up to you, as is who comes in, and who goes out the window.

The only requirements I am giving for this:

#1: It takes place at Youkai Academy.

#2: It must include at least one Sayian/Saiyan/Saiyajin, whatever you wish to call them. Their tail being there is optional, but at least one must be there.

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Challenge 2: Zoids, Code Geass Crossover.

This is another section I believe could use some improvement, being as... THERE ARE NONE OF THESE ON THIS SITE!

Quick Summary: 3 Knightmares in particular are coming. They are the Shinkiro, Lancelot Albion, and Guren Seiten 8 Elements. Their usual pilots are taken from Area 11, and placed on Planet Zi. Their Nightmares become what are known as Zoids. Which Zoids they become are up to you. Abilities they have before the jump, which you will provide, are still there in Zoid Form.

They may or may not gain the ability to turn back into Knightmares, again it is up to you for that. In either form, each one gains a mind of its own, similar to an Ultimate X in Zoids: New Century Zero.

Whichever one they land in, is up to you. If it is New Century Zero:

They will at one point meet up with the Blitz Team, telling them a few things, but otherwise staying on their own team with the Zoid Battle Commission.

If you go Chaotic Century:

The group meets up with Van and his group. How they do so, and if they fight beforehand, is up to you.

Things to Note: Since the Britannian Empire is not in the area, nor are they in Area 11, they set aside their differences, for the most part, and Zero's mask is dropped. Whether or not they fight between each other, is up to you.

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Challenge 3: Naruto/Metroid Crossover

Quick Summary: At the age of 8, Naruto stumbles across a crash site. Then, a small gelatinous being hits the young blonde, causing him to black out. Years later, during the Mizuki incident, his shocked stated covers him in a bright light, putting him in weird, orange Suit. More specifically: The Power Suit!

Notes: Abilities of the suit are up to you, but there MUST be 4 certain parts to it. First, the Charge Beam MUST be present to start. Second, the suit will last as long as he has Chakra. Third, it has the abilities of the Varia suit, Gravity suit, and Morph Ball. Finally, being as it is an X (Metroid Fusion) that went into him, he will not be affected by the X, should they appear.

Missiles can be added to start, but the Beam is powered by his Chakra. He will still learn the Shadow Clone Jutsu from the forbidden scroll. Whether or not Samus comes to him, is up to you. Samus could be retired for all I care.

Smart, not dense Naruto.

Pairings: Your choice, but I would prefer it to not be NARUTOxINO!

Bloodline: the suit will become the Bloodline.

If Samus comes, she will be the best friend of his father, and may stay with him if she wants. And no, it wasn't her suit that crashed.

Metroid invasion: Your choice.

X Invasion: If you wish, they can appear, and absorb into Naruto for various reasons.

Bounty Hunters: If you wish, they can come for him, thinking it was Samus.

Must take place in the Elemental Nations.

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ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No, or else I would be doing better in life
2. Tall? In what way? And compared to who or what?
3. In your pajamas? Maybe
4. Left handed? Not really.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Does different sides of you count? Cause I've got 5.
3. Person to text you: Not talking about that.
4. Was today better than yesterday? Who Cares?

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 987
2. Color(s): Navy Blue and Silver
3. Fruit: Pineapples
4. Place: Texas

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Yeah, but I don't see why
2. Are you happy? You did not just ask a walking corpse that...
3. Are you sad? See my answer to 2
4. Are you bored? Always

6. Are you nervous? Yea, but I almost never show it.
8. Are you tired? Who cares? I don't.

ABOUT YOU:

2. Nick names? List is too damn long
3. Eye color? Brown, sometimes has a Blue marking in the center instead of a black pupil
4. Zodiac sign? Gemini (No, I am not Lightning based. I"m more wind)
5. Male or female? *looks down* Penis check..yep I'm a dude.
6. Slut? Some wish.
7. Smart? Depends.
8. Hair color? Black, Blonde if I get utterly pissed
9. Long or short? What do you mean?
10. Sweats or Jeans? jeans
11. Phone or Camera? Laptop
12. Drink or Smoke? Hate them both.
13. Righty or lefty? Righty tighty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? My eyes
2. First crush? Not gonna say
3. First pet? either a cat, dog, or fish.
4. First big vacation? Inside my head (shit load of stuff to do with another being in there)

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? I wish
2. Drinking? Mountain Dew Voltage (I FUCKING WISH!)
3. I'm about to: Torture a bastard that harmed my brother
4. Listening to? New music, not heard because my roommate is a ditz and is making music

5. Plans for today? Get up, eat, walk, read, type, shower, sleep

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Does it matter?
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Can't say
3. Sensitive or loud? Both, cause it means their good anywhere.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship. One girl kinda guy.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Blowing type, gum, or alcohol?
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yes. (Idiotic brother)
3. Ran away from home? yeah, (idiotic brother)
4. Broken someone's heart? I wish I didn't
5. Been arrested? Nope. If I did, that means I'm not as good as I thought.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yes.
2. Yourself? Depends
3. Heaven? NO, because I've seen the afterlife, as some call it.
4. Santa Claus? Not the way people see him.
4. Love? Highly powerful, and can counter several nuclear warheads. That answer your question?
5. Do you like someone? Like I'll tell you.
6. Do you believe in God? No, he died indirectly when I killed the Devil (frowns) I was hoping to tell him of my achievement.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? When I want to. Otherwise, I just dodge.

I like to call this... the soundtrack for a movie about your life. Cpoy it to your profiles...
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every situation, type the song that's playing. The situations are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits – Crazy town by Jason Aldean

Waking Up – Blaze of Glory by Bon Jovi (Slightly surprising, but not so much)

First Day of School – Mystic Gohan Theme by Bruce Falconer

Falling in Love – Hard hat and a Hammer by Alan Jackson

Fight Song – Animal I have become by Three Days Grace (Perfect fighting music, I believe)

Breaking Up – Little Moments by Brad Paisley (Ironic, I think)

Prom – Butteryfly by Crazy Town (More irony... they played this at mine)

Life is just...OK – Iris by Goo Goo Dolls (Actually fits, really)

Mental Breakdown – TNT by ACDC (My mind DOES explode when I go there)

Driving – Kryptonite by Three Doors Down

Flashback – Bye Bye Bye by N'SYNC (It actually plays in my head when I do)

Getting Back Together – Carry on My Wayward Son by Kansas (Weird, I think)

Birth of Child – Yuuhi ni Yakusoku by... Dunno. Never found out. (I guess it would fit)

Wedding – Nine Thou Superstars Remix from Need for Speed Soundrtack (My guess is Styles of Beyond)

Final Battle – That's how Country Boys roll, by Billy Currington

Death Scene – Need you now, by Lady Antebellum (more for those close to me than me)

Funeral Song – In The End by Linkin Park (Actually fits)

End Credits – I'm Just a Kid by Simple Plan (So worth it!)

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The BIG question:

You know you have a problem. You accept you have a problem. You embrace said problem. Do you really have a problem?

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Words of Wisdom

Your Drive is your own. No one can give you your drive. To find your Drive, you must look within. There are times you need help to find that Drive, however, it comes from within.

Hope is to Despair, as Light is to Dark. Neither exists without the other.

Normal is nothing but an Average. This average is always changing with time.

People Fear what they don't know. That Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to Pain. Pain leads to suffering. Suffering leads to suicide. Leave no room for questions, fear is not born. If Fear is not born, Suicide will not come.

I'm not normal. I'm borderline Crazy. Question is: Which border? - Unknown

It's Difficult, not impossible. -Dastan, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time

Harry Potter Sorting Hat Quiz results: Okay, I took this after observing it in a profile recently. After indulging my curiosity by going through it, it turns out that I am a Ravenclaw. Truth be told, I wasn't really surprised. What DID surprise me, was that I was 2 points off from Gryffindor, and 1 point off from Hufflepuff. Hullfpuff, I half expected, but not that closely. Ah well. I'm a follower of Insanity, so I don't think I'd have any problems sharing a House with Luna Lovegood. If you want to give it a try, here is the website: http:///Reviews/HarryPotter/Docs/Quiz-House.html

Important Notice! For those of you who have read my other stories before, Dragon Flight is on hold, but may be discontinued. The fact of the matter is: I can't handle a harem for too long, as I lose interest quickly. Absolute Control is also on hold due to this reason. It's just not my style. Because of this, I may discontinue them both. I haven't done anything since September 9th with Absolute Control, and nothing on Dragon Flight since August 11th. Kitsune Warrior, no new ideas have come. Not even with Itachi's fight. I am currently deliberating whether or not to continue those particular stories.

12/22/11 UPDATE!! Naruto: Kitsune Warrior is hereby discontinued, as is Absolute Control. There is nothing I can do with either one. Dragon Flight is still undecided, and as such I haven't truly given up on it yet.

2/5/12 UPDATE!!! I haven't posted why I did this yet. Frankly, I tried getting back to Dragon flight, but I couldn't come up with any way for it to flow smoothly. I"m sorry, but I lost any and all touch for it. Then there's the simple fact I've been too busy elsewhere to be able to get anywhere with it.

3/23/12 UPDATE!!! I am sorry to inform you all that Son Naruto is being discontinued. I have had no progress in it, no matter how much I have tried. Believe me when I say that I tried, but I am sorry. for those of you who wish to take it up as your own, then let me know through a PM.

4/6/12 Update: Someone has taken up Son Naruto, and finally posted the first chapter. They're shorter Chapters, but that's his decision. This is the URL. If you liked the original, check this one out. I had given him everything i had, and he is making changes as he sees fit, but check it out before judging it.

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7995396/1/Son_Naruto_V2

Thank you.

7/19/2012 Update: Naruto: Kitsune Warrior has been adopted by Snickers999999. The first 7 chapters were exactly mine, however, the 8th chapter is all him. Please check it out. Here is the link:

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8327567/1/Naruto_Kitsune_Warrior

I hope you enjoy it.

Thank you.