This is absolutely fantastic! I honestly thought the reviews were hyping the story too much, but I say they're not hyping it enough!

I loved what you've done with all the cliches in the HP fandom! I'm never going to forget this fic as long as I live.

While the beginning chapters were pretty rough (Seemed much like a draft and honestly that was fine with me. Nothing much interesting in these early stages of the story. I’ve read enough fluff.), this story got continually better. Even the dialog.

I’m actually excited where you’re taking this story.

So I was ready to give up on this fic after that paragraph about your inheritance. But then it was a joke. I did not expect that. Nice!

I am looking forward to seeing what comes next ! Love this story sooooo much !

The lycanthropy cure is one I have seen in a few places. If lycanthropy is a disease that reinforces itself every full moon then you should have him continue this course of action while microdosing on silver or wolfsbane until the disease is eradicated. I can understand the frustration of not having a land or air-based animagus form but it is actually really incredible. Able to see in the UV spectrum, change shape and color, heal, operate multiple limbs at the same time with amazing dexterity and proprioception, plus possible Cthulu shenanigans. Rick Rolling Hermione is funny but it has yet to reach memetic glory in that time so it is more of a troll on the reader. Nice chapter.

Very nice

Thank you

Is the Self Insert going to only use magic or will they use guns and other late 20th century too early 21st century weapons (enchanted of course

Nice chapter again. It's good to see Harry make an effort to get Snape and Sirius to quit their childish bickering.

I loved the sendup for Princess Bride, changed slightly to fit the Potterverse but keeping the structure and timing mostly, originally "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ;-)

Brilliant! I don't recall anyone using that Bezoar respone before, though it's as simple and elegant as you could possibly get..

Like, major plothole, man. I love how you've stripped it back to bare bones to crank up the pacing, but blatant contradictions don't help the story at all.

Back in the previous chapter you had "... Oh, and the Goblins removed my Horcrux and destroyed the one in the Lestrange vault," yet here you have "... so I've been spending as much time as possible trying to understand the soul piece stuck in my forehead. really need to find a way to get rid of it that doesn't involve an Avada Kedavra in my face, and until then I need to block it's effect on me."

Let's face it, if the first happened then nothing quite like the second COULD ever crop up again. The most you might have is the FumblingBore accusing (without first checking) that he had an embedded soul fragment of MoldyShorts, in which case it should be simplicity to prove "the Wizened Old Man" delusional. (Should it get that far, please refer to Albus as "WOMbat." ;-)

This is surprisingly good!

I especially like that the PS makes radioactive gold isotope.

So, what's the battle plan now?

Maybe sending Snape to get Voldemort into a weak homunculus body, if his cover is not already blown?

Now this sounds like a cool premise. I'm looking forward to seeing where you take it.

Very good chapter. I liked Harry's lament.