Mario: Welcome to Mario Scenes gone wrong, where we keep all the flops for every game we were in. They are not funny at all, but some are just stupid enough to make some of us laugh.
Luigi: Mainly Mario, not me. I am perfect.
Peach: Shut up and get this show on the roll.
Mario: Okay okay! Geez, feisty mama. Let's see the first clip.
Super Mario Brothers
Mario and Luigi are seen, running in world 1-1. Luigi suddenly stops Mario.
Luigi: MARIO! What do those brick block things do?
Mario: Well, Luigi, they give you super powers, coins, various things. Try to hit one.
Luigi taps it, but nothing works.
Luigi: Huh?
Mario: No, like this Luigi..
Mario jumps and hits the block with both his head and his hand.
Mario: try it, Luigi.
Luigi tries to copy Mario, but hits the block wrong. He is instantly knocked out.
Mario: Oh boy..
Director: CUT!
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Luigi: Okay, that one was NOT FUNNY. What the hey is it doing here?
Mario: Who says they are supposed to be funny? Plus, what happened to you being perfect? Next clip please.
Super Mario Brothers
Mario is seen cruising through the 8-4 castle. Avoiding some giant fireball stick thing, fireballs springing out of lava, and fireballs spat out by Bowser. A ton of fireball-avoiding, basically. After figuring out some giant maze, he finally sees Bowser.
Bowser, at first glance at Mario, instantly throws mallets at him. Bowser then suddenly jumps, and swings the axe, breaking the bridge with Mario on it. Mario is seen plummeting into the lava, defeated.
Peach: MARIO!
Bowser: You can quit the charade, he's gone.
Peach: Oh, Bowser, I love you.
Director: CUT!
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Mario: W-what? Peach loves BOWSER more than ME?
Peach: What the? That was in our script. Why would I love some giant dragon thingy with a shell?
Mario: Whatever, woman, pipe it down.
Luigi: Next clip!
Super Mario Brothers: Lost levels
The Mario brothers are in world 1-1. Luigi, actually knowing how to bash a block correctly, bashed a block containing a purple poisonous mushroom.
Mario: Oooh, purple mushroom!
Luigi: NO Mario, do NOT grab that!
Mario: Purple good, purple healthy.
Mario eats the purple mushroom. He is immediately knocked out.
Director: CUT!
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Mario: That did not happen, I know the difference between mushrooms!
Luigi: Liar, the clip proves it was you.
Mario: Maybe it was you dressed up as me, and someone else dressed up as you?
Luigi: Why would you think that?
Mario: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BASH A BLOCK WITHOUT GETTING KNOCKED OUT! FOR SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S SAKE, LUIGI!
Luigi: And you can't grab the proper mushroom either, Mario. Next clip!
Super Mario Brothers: Lost Levels
The Mario Brothers are seen running yet another 8-world marathon to save Princess Peach. They have just beaten castle 3-4, expecting Peach to be behind there. Instead they find three toads.
Mario: THREE TOADS? Where the heck is the princess? SHOW ME A SHORTCUT!
Mario, instead of going to level 4-1, goes straight home, and watches Television.
Commercial: Redbull gives you wings!
Mario: That's how I can get to 8-4 faster!
Mario goes to the store and steals a redbull.
Mario: Don't worry cashier; Heroes discount: 100 percent!
He is suddenly chased by Toad cops, but he drinks the red bull, sprouts wings, and flies to 8-4, straight to Bowser, and grabs Peach. He accidently lets go of Peach while he is in the sky flying back, and Peach is seen falling for miles.
Mario: Uhh.. Oopsie.
Director: CUT!
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Mario: No lie, that one was fun. Oh, no one was seriously hurt during the making of that clip.
Peach: Except for me. I suffered a concussion, two broken arms and a broken leg.
Mario: Did I ask you to speak? Anyway, as I was saying, no one was seriously hurt (meaning death) during the making of this clip. Please do not sue.
Luigi: Alright, last clip!
Super Mario Brothers: Lost levels
The Mario brothers are seen in world 4-1.
Luigi: Whoa, Mario, did you see those little crocodile things in the warp pipes are now red, and no longer green? And they are faster too!
Mario: Crocodile things? Those are freaking PIRANHA PLANTS.
Luigi: Do they bite?
Mario: No, they are completely harmless. Try for yourself.
Luigi sits on a warp pipe that contains a red piranha plant. The plant quickly zooms out, grabs a hold of Luigi, and tries to drag him down its pipe. Fortunately, Luigi got stuck in the pipe on the way down.
Mario: Oh dang! I'm coming Luigi!
Mario pulls Luigi to safety, uprooting the piranha plant in the process.
Luigi: You lied to me, Mario!
Mario: I didn't know you were stupid enough to even attempt that! It was sarcasm!
Mario and Luigi looked at each other.
Both: Only way to solve an argument.
Both Luigi and Mario pull out a fire flower. Then they suddenly get in a girly cat fight.
Director: CUT!
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Mario: I had to admit, that one was fun.
Luigi: Except for me getting dragged down the dang tube!
Mario: No, that was what made it the fun part, Luigi.
Luigi: Grr.. MARIO! *Chases Mario*
Mario: Oh Shoot got to go Peach end it!
Peach: Come back again, for when they show you director's cuts for Super Mario Brothers 2 and 3!
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Disclaimer: Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Peach and Toad are owned by the one and only Nintendo.
I also do not own Redbull.