Smashy Angel Vita Chan Part 4

"Oh, come on," Vita sighed spotting one Rubeus Hagrid trying and failing to look inconspicuous as the Weasley, Longbottom, and Bones families entered Diagon Alley for their back to school shopping.

"Is there a problem commander," Wedge asked.

"One I told you to call me Vita," Vita groaned shooting him a look as Kirche giggled. "And two it looks like we picked up a stalker," Vita added pointing over her shoulder at Hagrid.

"Hi ya Harry," Hagrid said approaching the group.

"Um excuse me do I know you," Harry said looking up at the imposing half giant.

"I'm Rubeus Hagrid keeper of the keys and grounds at Hogwarts," Hagrid explained.

"I remember you now," Susan added. "You're the guy who surprised us."

"Um sorry about that," Hagrid said sheepishly rubbing his beard.

"Now what brings you here today Hagrid," Vita asked.

"I'm here to show Harry around Diagon Alley, and run some errands for Professor Dumbledore," Hagrid explained.

"And why does he need you to show him around Diagon Alley, and better yet how did he know we were coming today," Vita said marching up to the half giant not the least scared of his imposing size. "I expect an answer, or I will have to show you where Harry learned how to make things explode," Vita said softly as Hagrid paled.

"Because he is a muggleborn, and um Professor Dumbledore said that he would be here with the Weasleys," Hagrid blurted out.

Vita let out a long-suffering sigh as she turned to Mrs. Weasley. "Mrs. Weasley I realize that you disapprove of my clothing, lifestyle and the fact that I am your son's fiancé, but how I raise my son is no one's business but my own so I would appreciate it if you would stay out of my family's business."

"You're marrying Charlie…" Mrs. Weasley gasped slowly turning to face her eldest.

"Um…. Yeah…. Sorry about that mom I was waiting for the right time to tell you," Charlie said scratching the back of his head.

"Ok…" Mrs. Weasley said before passing out in a dead faint, only the quick actions of Mr. Weasley preventing his wife from hitting the ground.

"Congratulations big brother," The twins said placing their hands on his shoulders. "This is really great news and deserves…." the twins said before being lifted into the air.

"Yes, this is wonderful news and I know all about your idea of fun and games," Vita said holding each twin off the ground with one hand. "Now I like a good joke as much as the next girl, but the two of you delight in jokes that most would call harmful and if I hear of any being tried against Charlie I will be very displeased," Vita said her eyes boring into their very souls.

"Yes, ma'am," the twins chimed in.

"And we will be having a discussion when we get home, now help me with your mother," a surprisingly stern Arthur Weasley said. "Ron, Ginny we'll see you at home ok."

"So, um I guess we'd better go to Gringotts first, so Harry can get some money out of his vault," a nervous Hagrid chuckled.

"Mr. Hagrid, Harry will not be going to Gringotts or anywhere with you," Vita said.

"But Dumbledore," Hagrid protested.

"I don't care what that bearded idiot has to say, he has no right to meddle in the life of my son," Vita shot back.

"But," Hagrid stammered as Vita let loose some of her infamous temper as her magic flared around her.

"I am Harry's mother and I will be deciding what is best for my son, and not some creepy old man. Do you understand me, or do you need another demonstration," Vita said glaring at the stunned half giant.

"Yes, Ma'am, No, ma'am," Hagrid blurted out before running off.

"Scary," Ron whimpered hiding behind Charlie.

"Oh, come on," Vita groaned throwing her hands in the air. "It's not like I blasted him or anything."

"That's true," Frank Longbottom said.

"So how about we start with your wands," Alice added.

"Works for me," Vita shrugged.

"Good morning…. Oh, you didn't break it did you…." Olivander said as the group entered.

"Nope it's working perfectly," Vita replied patting her thigh.

"I would hope so," Olivander said turning to face the group. "The heart string from a Ukranian Iron belly set in dark iron wood, 28 inches hard and unyielding perfect for the Iron Hammer knight."

"Exactly," Vita said flipping her wand around in her hand.

"So, I am to assume that the four of you are here for custom jobs," Olivander said looking towards the kids.

"Yes," Vita replied.

"And they have the same problem as you and your associates," Olivander said.

"That would be correct you little whippersnapper," Vita chuckled.

"But…" Frank said. "Right I forgot."

"Is something wrong," Ginny asked.

"Nope, it's just that you guys have a bit more magic than your average witch or wizard and need something that can handle the extra power you can channel," Vita explained.

"Is this going to be expensive," Ginny asked looking at the few galleons she had in her purse.

"Who cares, I'm going to get a custom wand," Ron cheered.

"I'm afraid not, young man," Olivander replied.

"But you just said," Ron stammered.

"Your sister and her friends will be getting custom wands due to the nature of their magic," Olivander said.

"But," Ron stammered.

"You might very well reach the point where you will need a custom wand, but today is not that day, young man," Olivander said as Ron began to tear up. "Fear not young man, I sense great potential in you, potential to shape the world." Olivander said patting his head.

"You do, but my brothers," Ron said.

"Stop trying to be us Ron," Charlie added. "I like working with dangerous creatures, Bill likes numbers and puzzles, Percy likes rules, the twins have their pranks, and Ginny likes reading."

"I know, but being good at games," Ron said.

"You're a kid, you're supposed to like games," Vita added. "And don't sell yourself short, I knew this little munchkin who used a kid's game to fight battles and summon monsters."

"Vita, I thought that was an anime," Charlie said softly.

"It was in this universe, but in mine he ended up being an Egyptian Pharaoh," Vita replied with a shrug.

"It might not be a custom wand, but I think that I have just the thing for young Mr. Weasley here," Olivander said retrieving one of the many wands in his shop. "Phoenix feather and maple, perfectly suited for those who wish to prove themselves," Olivander said handing over the wand. "Perhaps not," Olivander said as it failed to produce much more than a spark for Ron.

"Bugger," Ron cursed ready to through the wand away when Vita stayed his hand.

"Ron, a wand is like sentient magical construct, it will not work for anyone anytime," Vita said.

"But…. It's just a wand," Ron said.

"I know that many witches and wizards think of them that way, but they can be so much more than a magical stick," Vita said. "In my home country we had to prove ourselves to our magical devices," Vita said summoning Eisen.

"Yarowl," Eisen replied. "I knew Vita was the one destined to be my master, but I made her work on a construction site to prove herself. She proved her worth after a month, but stayed on until the project was finished, because the foreman called her a weak little girl."

"He was a stubborn jackass," Vita grumbled.

"Well if you hadn't…." Eisen continued.

"I thought we agreed never to discuss that incident ever again," Vita hissed.

"Yes master," Eisen replied shrinking into standby mode.

"So that's how it's going to be then," Ron said looking at his wand.

"Just so you know Weasleys can be a stubborn lot and I'm not taking no for an answer," Ron said sternly trying to channel as much magic as he could into the wand.

"Careful, you don't want to over load the…." Olivander said as a flare of magic erupted from the wand blasting out the back wall of the shop.

"Vita why does everyone who learns magic from you gain a penchant for property damage," Frank sighed.

"Um, sorry about this," Ron said.

"Eh don't worry about it we blow up things by accident all the time," Harry said.

"But I think you need to work on your control," Ginny said.

"Excellent idea, and recommend meditation," Olivander said repairing the damage.

"So, the wand is mine?" Ron asked.

"After a reaction like that I think so," Olivander said.

"Good because I wasn't going to give him up," Ron said earning him a swat from Charlie.

"Now then shall we see to these custom orders," Olivander said leading the group to another room. "I would like for you to…" Olivander began as the kids reached for the boxes laying on the table.

"I like these two," Harry said holding up a pair of boxes, one of them crackling in his hand.

"Thunderbird feather and alder wood, an interesting mix, and you like to fly don't you," Olivander said.

"You have no idea," Vita said.

"What about me," Susan asked.

"Phoenix feather and alder wood," Olivander said. "She has a penchant for blasting things doesn't she."

"Well that's how Luciferion says you are supposed to get people to talk," Susan replied.

"Susan honey we talked about this," Amelia Bones said.

"But that's how," Susan said.

"I never should have told you about how your parents met," Amelia groaned.

"Me next, me next," Ginny chimed in holding up her own boxes.

"Sphinx feather and paper mulberry, now this is an interesting mix, that doesn't look like much, but will be able to channel an impressive amount of magic, I guess you can't judge a book by its cover," Olivander explained.

"No surprise there," Charlie chuckled.

"Really," Ginny said.

"You've been hexing your brothers since before you could talk Ginny, we always knew you would be crazy powerful," Charlie stated.

"Just don't blow up my hat," Vita said.

"And last but not least Griffin Feather and Australian Buloke. It will not make the most versatile of wands, but its defensive magic will be extremely powerful," Olivander said.

"This will make protecting my partner much easier," Neville said without thinking.

"Partner," Frank and Alice said.

"Vita has been teaching us Belkan and Mid Childan battle tactics. Harry and Susan are the forwards, who focus on close combat and mid-range combat, while Ginny is the full back who provides the long-range support," Neville explained.

"And you are," Frank asked.

"I'm the guard wing, my job is to provide defense and close combat support for Ginny," Neville replied.

"He's really good at it to, he can even stop Vita sometimes," Ginny gushed.

"I really should be upset at this, but something tells me it wouldn't do any good and these lessons might come in handy," Alice said.

"Yeah pretty much," Amelia added.

"I'll have everything ready for you to pick up after lunch," Olivander said taking the wand materials from the kids.

Section Break

"Commander I know you said not to bother you but something interesting has popped up on the sensor grid we set up," Biggs said calling through Graf Eisen.

"What is it," Vita said as the group continued shopping.

"It looks like a AAA class lost logia popped up," Biggs replied.

"Location," Vita asked.

"It appeared briefly in the alley before vanishing," Biggs replied.

"Crap, could you determine the type," Vita said.

"No, but we did record its magical signature, and thought perhaps Eisen might have better luck," Biggs replied.

"Alright," Vita replied. "Eisen analyze the signature."

"Unknown, but it shares commonalities with the Philosophers stone of Planet Xerxes," Eisen replied.

"Son of a Bitch," Vita cursed.

"Is there a problem," Charlie asked.

"Biggs just caught a whiff of one of the logia's hidden on Earth," Vita said softly.

"And its bad," Charlie said.

"You could say that," Vita replied.

"How bad are we talking about," Amelia said.

"If it's the one I think it is, it could wipe out an entire country," Vita replied.

"That's bad," Amelia said.

"Yes, but that particular ritual can't be used without a lot of prep work, or the right location," Vita replied.

"What is the logia," Frank asked.

"In my home world it was known at the philosopher's stone and it can be used to rebuild a body from a single strand of intact DNA, break the rules of physics at will, and if used incorrectly completely redraw the landscape of a country, but that's not the worst of it."

"Do I want to know," Amelia asked.

"No, you don't and not here," Vita replied.