Hello! I am me.

I am in college, and male.

I suck at writing, but will probably try anyway, so if i do remember to be nice and if you can't, at least be truthful. I am in college and have taken some English/writing classes, so there shouldn't be too many problems. But do correct me if there are some. I have been into fanfiction for a while now, and my favorite are Naruto and Harry Potter.

I like anime and manga, with my favorite being: Fullmetal Alchemist, Elfien Lied, Naruto, Dragonball Z, Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, Spiral, Wolf's Rain, and Slayers.

I like many, many movies and a lot of books written by Stephen King.

I like many t.v. shows also, my favorite are Danny Phantom, Family Guy, Archer, and any 90's cartoon show.

And I hate, hate, hate it when the main character is a f*ing retard. I don't like stupid people why in God's name would I like stupid main characters. Unfortunately both in Harry Potter and in Naruto the main character is freaking stupid.

HARRY POTTER

The important characters know that Voldemort isn't dead, even that oaf half-giant Hagrid. Many can tell that there is going to be a final showdown between Harry Potter and Voldemort, so what does he do. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. He is to busy being d* lazy with that idiot Ron Weasley that he does nothing. No training, preparing, and there isn't even a strategy on how he is gonna defeat Voldemort. In the end, he lucks out, again!! The romance in the story is basically sprung up out of nowhere, and F.Y.I: I hate Harry and Ginny pairings and don't much like Harry paired with Hermione either. The story line for Harry Potter was brilliant, unfortunately, the actual story is rubbish.

NARUTO

Why the hell is it that even with the Yondaime Hokage being his father and Kushina Uzumaki (whom I always pictured being as powerful as the Yondaime) being his mother, is Naruto a freaken idiot. He's a ninja and wears orange, that doesn't even make any sense. He knows nothing about genjutsu and the so-called training trip was a complete waste of time. He has only 5 ninjitsus (henge, kawarimi, shadow clone, rasengan, and summoning) that's it. His jounin sensei is a man that has copied a thousand jitsus and he is apprentice to Jiraiya the toad sannin. Why is he still an idiot? Furthermore, why does the entire series preach so damn much about peace? There is never peace, ever. Like before the story line is awesome, but the story, characters, and themes leave much to be desired.

I guess that's it for now, I may update this again, or start writing, whatever.