I do not own Naruto. I also apologize in case someone believes that I stole their ideas.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Bijuu/ summon speaking"

Jutsu

Story Start

For the first time in the history of men, something unspeakable had happened. It was a paradox, a mistake and for certain something that should never have happened. For today was the day that the hero of all men bravely faced a man's worst nightmare, and came to discover the true horror of life. Today was the day that Naruto Uzumaki FORCED 3 members of the female race to go shopping. May you live on forever Brave One. How this horrible thing had happened? Well, it all started exactly 3 hours ago, when Naruto woke up from his encounter with the one that he thought was his worst nightmare… until now!

When Naruto woke up, he was faced with something incredibly cute: the sleeping sisters. Yuna and Sari had each hogged an arm for themselves, their peaceful faces buried in his shoulders. Aka however laid on top of him, her face buried in his chest. All in all, it was an incredibly cute view, where it not for some small detail. During the night, the shirts that the 3 had worn as sleepwear, somehow managed to creep up to above their navel, and the covers had managed to fall of the bed. Result: Naruto was able to see everything from their navel downwards. On top of that, he had a problem that every male teenager has: morning wood. Of course, because of the view and the feeling of three warm bodies lying against and on top of him, that wood quickly petrified and became rock. But because of this his still clothed penis began to rub against Aka's bare slit, and she seemed to like it. Aka started rubbing herself into him. Softly moaning no less. All in all, it was a very embarrassing/arousing/crazy wake up. Thanks to a Shadow Clone and a quick Replacement Naruto escaped the very dangerous situation, though his clone seemed to enjoy himself. That bastard.

Taking a fast and cold shower, our hero started to make breakfast and began planning for the day. When his little sisters woke up, they shared a tasty breakfast (Aka, Yuna and Sari actually ate as if it was their last meal). Finishing their morning rituals, they sat down in the living room in order to discuss the needed business today. However, under that business was also shopping included. So when Naruto brought up the subject, he was in for a surprise.

"No!" Aka.

"No way!" Sari.

"Never!" Yuna.

Did Naruto hear that correct? Did his three sisters, members of the (in)famous female gender just refuse to go shopping? Quickly checking outside that the sky wasn't falling, Naruto became silent. As in: 'so-shocked-that-I-can't-even-properly-think-let-alone-find-my-words' kind of silent. Simply staring with wide eyes and open mouth, Naruto tried to comprehend just what had happened. Of course, he failed.

"So, may I know the reason for this… unexpected refusal?" There had to be a logical explanation right?

"No need." Aka.

"It's not fun." Sari.

"Waste of time and effort." Yuna.

Okay, there went all hope for a logical explanation. No need? Seriously? They didn't have any sleeping clothes, no underwear and their clothes weren't exactly new anymore… or tasteful. And it's no fun? What happened? Did females finally get the point? No, no way! Girls have many good points, can do many things better than boys, but in the case of shopping? Sorry, but it will probably take another 10.000 years for them to get it. On top of that, here was a male actually stupid enough to let them shop on his costs! No women with even 1 brain cell would refuse that… well, as far as he knew. His experience on shopping with females ended with the horror stories from his friends. But back to subject: of the 3, Yuna's explanation was actually the one that was the most intriguing. Waste of time and effort?

"Can you explain what you said Yuna? Why would it be a waste of time and effort?"

Yuna did indeed explain, although a bit hesitantly.

"Well, it doesn't matter how long or hard we try, all that happens is that we're kicked out of the shop. No matter what we do, at the end of the day we are still at our starting point."

Of course. No wonder that they refused. Under those circumstances it was indeed no fun and a waste of time. Aka probably also thought the same, but with her pride, she refused to admit that. Naruto felt anger well up inside him. Not the boiling hot, explosive anger, but the ice-cold rage of a responsible guardian. It seemed that this village clearly needed a little… reminder that these 3 were not their worst nightmare. Not anymore. Putting up a fake happy face, Naruto decided to lift their spirits.

"Well, there is no need to worry about that anymore. Or did you girls forget that you now have an awesome big brother to help you? Go on, get ready for the trip. Onii-chan is going to make sure that you experience the pleasures of shopping!" Cue inward shudder.

Soon enough the family of 4 were walking down the streets of Konoha. The villagers reactions were actually quite predictable: first they would see Naruto, the famous prodigy. Then they would notice the three little jinchuuriki and they would promptly start glaring. Next, they themselves would receive a glare coupled with a bit killing intent from the big brother. Finally, they would look away and ignore the three girls and start whispering about why 'the' Naruto would accompany the 3.

After a while, the 4 siblings arrived at the dreaded destination (Naruto's view): the undergarments shop.

Of course, being the poor, ignorant beings that they were, the shop attendant tried to kick them out, but that was quickly solved by a certain overprotective brother. Suffice to say: they were allowed inside.

And so we find our hero inside the shop, waiting helplessly in a seat until the three little monsters were finished changing. Why was he needed again? Oh yeah, they wanted a males opinion. For such newbies at shopping they quickly started enjoying themselves.

"Okay, we're finished!" came the way too happy voice of Sari.

Had this been a manga, then we would see how Naruto was literally punched from his seat by the sight of the 3. I repeat: punched, not launched by a giant nosebleed. He was too awesome for that. However, sadly this was not manga and thus Naruto was not punched away. Instead he sat there stone faced, observing their choices of wear.

Aka was wearing a blood red bra and panties that complimented her curves quite nicely.

Yuna was wearing the same except in the color black, while Sari…

"Sari! You can't wear that!" barfed Naruto.

"Eh? Why not?" asked Sari with an overly large smile on her face.

Sari had decided to wear yellow undergarments. Problem was, it was micro underwear: barely covering the necessities, and actually even more daring than if she were naked. Coupled with that innocent smile of hers, it was quite a turn on. And that was exactly the problem.

After a huge fuss, Naruto was able to step out of the shop 2 hours later. He swore that those three were actually torturing him on purpose. Sari was okay, she was too… happy to actually realize what she was doing, but the other 2. Aka seemed to find sadistic pleasure in parading in the skimpiest things possible, and while Yuna looked a bit expressionless at first glance, but if you looked carefully, you could see her smiling! They were doing it on purpose!

The blond male looked to the sky. It was just before lunch. Meaning: he still had to suffer a whole day. Naruto cried out as he was dragged into another shop.

"Nooooooooo!"

That day Naruto learned the true terror of girls in a shopping frenzy.

Story End

Sorry for this short and unfulfilling chapter, I'm not happy with it myself. Sadly, I'm busy with my exams, so I don't have much time. However, the next chapter is going to be serious: Big Brother is gonna train his cute little sisters. Please be patient and hopefully I will post soon. See ya!