95 of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If your part of the five percent that aren't, copy this and place it on your profile and add your name to the list: Tribal-werewolf-77, Mr.Alaska, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weazel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, Foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, edmporer-soul heroforlife, fallout5368

https : ///public/Books//Empire/Rulesets/Tekumel-Stat/Tekumel--Stat. pdf

Story's Seth Return: I own none of these pictures they belong to their respective creators.

http :///?qh=ion=& global=1&q=invader zim tenn#/d1u0e08 - Invader Tenn

http :///?qh=ion=&global=1&q=khopesh sword#/d219ztj - Zim/Set's weapons

http :///gallery/?q=set#/ d30p7w9invader - Zim's avtar form

http :///spots/invader-zim/ images/15282883/title/tak-age-meme-fanart - Tak human form(The one on the right is how she will look)

http :///gallery/#/ d58v5id - Tak Irken form

http :///gallery /#/ d4lid30 - Dib

http :// /art/ Typhonean-animal-Seth-28630122 - Set animal (Set's pet)

The Mask

http:///#/d1rijm9 What Zim and Gir look like when the mask is active( I don't own this it was just in my favorites bar)

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! Cause, I could read this passage perfectly.

Disorder in the American Courts

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually
taking place.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Words, Grammar and Formatting

I found this on someone elses profile, but since I have the exact same pet peeves when it comes to dialog and grammar, I thought I'd copy paste it here.

Dialogue should always have double quotes. For those of you who are struggling with dialogue format, here is the proper format:

When the punctuation at the end of the quotation would normally be a period and the speaker is given after the quote, it becomes a comma.

Example: "Jack ate apples," a little girl said.

When the speaker is not given after the quote, the punctuation remains a period.

Example 1: "Jack ate apples."

Example 2: The little girl said, "Jack ate apples."

When the punctuation is anything else, it also remains the same.

Example: "Does Jack like apples?" the little girl asked.

Even when the quotation does not start the sentence, the first letter in the quotation is, in most cases, capitalized. There is also a comma before the quotation begins.

Example: The little girl shouted, "Apples are tasty!"

However, if there are two quotes in the same sentence, then the second quote doesn't need to have its first letter capitalized.

Example: "I really like apples," the girl said thoughtfully, "...but peaches are actually my favorites!"

When the speaker is given at the end of the statement, it should be treated as part of the same sentence as the quote.

Example: "Apples are red. Bananas are yellow. And I don't like bananas," the little girl said.

"the" was not capitalized because it was not the start of a new sentence.

When there is a new speaker, there should be a new paragraph.

Example:

"What about you Jack? Do you like bananas?" the little girl asked.

"No," Jack replied.

This is why you need commas:

"Let's eat Grandpa!"

"Let's eat, Grandpa!"

Yeahhhh, not into cannibalism, no matter how annoying the oldsters can be