O.M.G. this was HYSTERICAL! I loved it! Thank you so very much for sharing it with us.

I love it! All the chapters of this fic are liquid gold!

Sunstone/Fortress of Solitude(Kole)/Wonderdome/New Themyscira/Thalarion/Mythlands-Cosmopolitan, Multiethnic/Omniethnic/Citizenry of the Empire of the Silver Snake/Gem World (Zerox)/Skartaris/Nth Metal/Mother Box-Element

Im dying from laughing so hard, funniest chapter of worm ive ever seen

Heavenhound

Kaiser getting icy dreck'd?
PFFFTTT..!
It has NOTHING on Coil getting "hired" to make T's life as best as he can.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
No wonder this got you 3500 FAVS.
This is probably THE BEST Good Ending Sue Fic I've EVER read.
And I know of NOTHING of THIS scale on Narutoverse.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

DON'T even TRY telling me it WASN'T a "seagull" PLOT!
MWAHAHAHA!
Because EVERYTHING is a "seagull" PLOT.
EVERYTHING,
I TELL YOU!

Okay. Excellent power, but why should I care about all these side characters that have never met Tayler, and probably never will?

Shmoo

Eierlegende Wollmilchsau or egg laying wool-milk-sow

Corrupt and incompetent authorities who screwed it all up

The shards screw with peoples heads and seek out conflict

On top of trauma the shards give you want you think you want in the worst possible way

So there is no using tinker tech to improve society medically or arcology building and farming and the environment because they are there to make things worse

Maybe all powers like that

Clever assassination or attrition

Conflict is apparently more interesting to read about for most people than post bio/cyber solar punk post scarcity still I want to read about it

Everyone should have Symbioid duplicate a dozen like angelus warriors

Some think if it goes on like this it's not going to be any different than if aliens conquered/enslavevd humanity we'd be bred to be like dogs who genetically worship our masters as work/herd/guard/attack/lap/etc dogs

Survive-flight/eat/fight/mate THIS is who we are at our core we can't control our nature but we can control our actions

Sythdroid hench dies becomes two (max one thousand for balance) becomes fire team, squads, and sections, companies, platoons, and regiments, they cover entire continents entire worlds, behind them roar and howl the engines of battle tanks war machines so massive they crush mountains to dust beneath their treads, ships and attack craft blot out the sun

Krakoa/Phalanx

Asteroid M(s)-Krakoa- Savageland(s), Danger, Planet X Attilan(Zero-Techno-organic-Technoarchy, Phalanx, Barbuda, Builders

Medhall wasn't it stopping the Ferry

Therapy dogs as well

I'm a hawk falcon maybe parrot when it comes to bird companions snob so I can't be impartial

Parian

Corrupt and incompetent authorities who screwed it all up

The shards screw with peoples heads and seek out conflict

On top of trauma the shards give you want you think you want in the worst possible way

So there is no using tinker tech to improve society medically or arcology building and farming and the environment because they are there to make things worse

Maybe all powers like that

Clever assassination or attrition

Conflict is apparently more interesting to read about for most people than post bio/cyber solar punk post scarcity still I want to read about it

Everyone should have Symbioid duplicate a dozen like angelus warriors

Some think if it goes on like this it's not going to be any different than if aliens conquered/enslavevd humanity we'd be bred to be like dogs who genetically worship our masters as work/herd/guard/attack/lap/etc dogs

Survive-flight/eat/fight/mate THIS is who we are at our core we can't control our nature but we can control our actions

Sythdroid hench dies becomes two (max one thousand for balance) becomes fire team, squads, and sections, companies, platoons, and regiments, they cover entire continents entire worlds, behind them roar and howl the engines of battle tanks war machines so massive they crush mountains to dust beneath their treads, ships and attack craft blot out the sun

So now I have a What If percolating in my poor poor bwain... What if Oni Lee had not interfered?
-_-_

Protectorate Global Endbringer Tracking Center

"What's the alert Corporal?"

"Captain, the Simurgh is on a descent course over the North Atlantic."

"Wait, she just hit Canberra, not only should she not be up next but that was barely a month ago! Do we have a target?"

"No Sir, though there is something on her projected path."

"Can you pull up an image?"

After a long moment, a picture resolved on the screen, slowly clearing.

"Are those Chicken Parade Balloons? Wait, something's under them, can you zoom?"

The picture expanded until what looked like a guy in a chicken suit was dangling beneath the balloons. Not a chicken costume, a fully feathered suit.

"Report out of PRT ENE says that Lung apparently managed to tar and feather himself before getting tangled in the rigging of a couple festival balloons."

"So we've found him and so has the Simurgh."

Just then, the aforementioned endbringer swept into the view, pulling up short in front of the Asian rage-dragon cape. Slowly she maneuvered around him before approaching the entangled cape.

Cocking her head, she reached out her hands, cradling Lung's face between them before moving closer.

"Oh GOD Sir! She... she... they're..."

"Kissing, Corporal... I see it."

In moments, she had cut free the cables leading to the two balloons and then turned, descending southward with Lung cradled against her.

"Can you predict her course?"

"Uh, Bermuda Sir."

"Bermuda? But it's been abandoned since the tsunami from Leviathan sinking Newfoundland."

-_-_

"Sir, our satellite pass over Bermuda has picked up something."

"Show me."

The monitor flashed up an image of a stretch of beach. The Simurgh and Lung both sitting in lounge chairs sipping drinks. The beach in front of them had been disturbed. In fact it had been written on in ten foot tall letters.

Eidiolon,
I found him.
My brother respects him.
I love him.
I quit.
-Ziz

Thomas Calvert Coil - Super Genius

Meep meep!

Well Tommy, it coulda been woise...

It coulda been a sanitary sewer that blew through your base wall...