A/N:...

WELL! My computer broke.

WHY IT KEEP BREAKING WHEN I'VE WRITTEN LONG CHAPTERS?!

*grumbles incoherently*

Instead of Sleep-Walking these days, I seem to be writing in my sleep; now what was that called again? Sleep-Walking? Am I Sleep-Writing now or something?

Hmm.

That is a bit...concerning.

Eh, if it lets me write more, I don't mind. I mean, its not like I have another personality or something, or that I'm being haunted or anything. Right?

...right?

Well, in any case, I promised someone I would update this today, and I keep me promises. Sorry, ArkhamKnight22-hope I spelled that right, this is the best I can do for this story at the moment. So here, have a little gag chapter while I write this from my phone. Oh, did I mention I'm using a flip phone to write at the moment? Because I literally have no other choice? This. Takes. FOREVER. Nevermind the spelling efforts, do you have any idea how hard it is to type with nothing more than a piddly little thing like this? Very.

Oh, one last thing. I have another nephew now. 0_0

Yup, little tyke was just born the other day.

Meaning I now have three nephews.

Holy crap that makes me feel old...

Ah, but that's enough rambling out of me; you came here for a chapter, didn't you. Well, I can at least do my best to make yoi smile.

Sorry if its short.

Title is a joke, and so is the quote.

As ever, I own no references or quotes, nope, none at all!

"Why are you reading this quote? Scroll down and read the story, silly~!"

~?

(Nope)

Tenzin considered himself a sensible man.

At the end of the day he was as much a father as he was a husband; as such he understood the stresses of like and all that entailed. Life was hard. Sometimes it was downright unfair. Sometimes it could be cruel. It could and often would, beat you right down to your knees if you let it. He knew that better than most. Sometimes you couldn't just power through it. Sometimes you just had to...endure. Mentor though he might be, he was more than willing to give Korra and Naruto their distance after the hell they'd gone through. That had been...what, a day ago, now?

They hadn't come out of their room since.

Of course that was suspicious. Only a fool would believe otherwise.

He told himself he had every right to be here, standing before this door. Yes. This was his home, after all. It was only natural for him to be worried. He'd already knocked three times, but no one had answered. Yet for all his concern, Tenzin knew they were there. He could hear someone snoring. Well. This wasn't leading him anywhere.

"Korra, are you-

Tenzin opened the door.

Saw what lay beyond the threshold.

Rather, the two naked teenagers lying within.

His jaw worked silently, wordlessly for a moment.

Once.

Then thrice.

Nope, no dice.

Tenzin blinked rapidly.

His mind took it all in and blanked.

In that moment he, quite literally, decided he wanted none of this. It was entirely too early in the morning to start shouting; he knew the moment he so much as raised his voice he'd bring half the household down on his head; everyone asking questions, shouts, curses, and...that. No, he didn't want to have to explain that to his children. Certainly not to Jinora! Nevermind the fact that both Naruto and Korra were lying together in a...erm, rather compromising position at that. Well. That settled things, then. He certainly wasn't going to move them.

"Nope."

He'd let them work it out on their own.

With nary a creak he closed the door again and locked it behind him.

A/N: Aye, this was a gag chapter, meant to make you smile.

It was the best I could do at the moment given that I'm writing from a phone.

Hopefully I'll have a new computer relatively soonish, then I'll be able to type again to my hearts content.

Felt good to do a little morning-after sort of thing, even if most entries in the Avatar series really don't focus on these aspects.

Anyhow! I'm off to work, looking forward to hearing what ya'll have to say once I get back!

So...in the Immortal Words of Atlas...

...Review, Would You Kindly?

No previews this time!

...fine, just one!

(Preview!)

"Marry me."

Naruto tumbled out of his chair.

R&R! =D