![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Transformers. Okay. This is my first time making my profile background, so I guess I should start right about now. Name: _ (seriously, you thought I was going to tell you my name?) Age: Somewhere between 1 and 1,000,000 DOB: Sometime during Autumn Favorite Things: Transformers, Harry Potter, LOTR, The Hobbit, Wolverine, X-Men, Avengers, and I could probably name a bunch more, but it would take me a lifetime or two. Music: Any type, depending on my mood. If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you think that people who bully others are sad, lonely, pitiful and quite frankly just nasty human beings copy and paste this to your profile. If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile. If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this. If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this. If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile. A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja! If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you think that people who bully others are sad, lonely, pitiful and quite frankly just nasty human beings copy and paste this to your profile Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist!Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, Transformers101, Annalina Prime, Diamond White, RunFromTheMedic, Jester's Joke BREAKDOWN MEMORIAL B is for the blue and orange Decepticon, that is adored by fangirls and boys alike. R is for really awesome hammer, because nobody can hear the phrase “Hammer Time” without thinking of you. E is for Energon, yours, which was spilt by the servos of Arachnid. A is for Arch-Nemesis, the wrecker Bulkhead that you hated so much. K is for Knockout, your partner with whom you had a bromance. D is for Dues Ex Machina, the episode where you kicked Bulkheads butt. O is for optic, the one that you lost at the hands of ., which made you more attractive. W is for wicked sweet, because even the way you got killed was awesome. N is for never, which is the time when we will forget you. POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE AND MISS BREAKDOWN!!!! If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music... If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon... If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer... If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd... If you broke your heart when your favorite one died... ...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life... ...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231, ilikeanimeandmanga, Dark Maiden95, Jester's Joke Birthday time! January- Get in a fight with: February- Beat _ in a high-grade drinking contest: March- Get thrown in jail with: April- Confess love to: May- Guarded by: June- Plays pranks on: July- Beats _ in an arm-wrestling match: August- Stuck in a cave during a storm with: September- Spark-bonded to: October- Gets stalked by: November- Mentored by: December- Draws a mustache on _'s faceplates while they sleep: 1: Jazz 2: Wheeljack 3: Soundwave 4: Dirge 5: Sideswipe 6: Starscream 7: Sunstreaker 8: Skywarp 9: Bonecrusher 10: Bumblebee 11: Astrotrain 12: Firestar 13: Megatron 14: Smokescreen 15: Scavenger 16: Arcee 17: Ratchet 18: Shockwave 19: Mirage 20: Hound 21: Optimus Prime 22: Thundercracker 23: Red Alert 24: Sunstorm 25: Ultra Magnus 26: Grimlock 27: Prowl 28: Ramjet 29: Inferno 30: Ironhide 31: Elita-One I get stalked by Optimus Prime!! *squeals happily* Re-paste what yours was if you want! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE, Sakura-The-Kitsune, TimIsaFunSucker, InvaderMads45321, Warlanda, lunathehalfbreed, Blitzwing's sister, Missus Sunstreaker 3143, Diamond White, Jester's Joke 97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other! Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. The cops never find it as funny as you do. God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don't look at me in that tone! I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't When life gives you Edward Cullen, smile evilly and go to your stash of weapons. When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your elementary school janitor, perhaps?) A fail so epic, it's almost a win. I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower? A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked. What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present. Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac? I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad. If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either. I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed. Anger is one letter short of danger. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. I know the voices in my head aren't real...but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome!!! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and walls get in my way. If you don't see it with your own eyes, hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! I am on a sea food diet. I see food and I eat it. You can only be old once, but you can always be immature. When a door closes another should open. If it doesn't, go through a window. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Always remember your unique, just like everybody else. FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book. Man: But I don't know your name. Woman: That's in the phone book too. Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I can tell you want me. Woman: Ohhhh, you're so right, I want you to leave. Man: My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it. Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you. Man: Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat. Woman: If it's meat you're giving me, it better be your DEAD meat to me. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile Reasons Not To Mess With Little Kids A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy, the oldest of a family, answered, "Thou shalt not kill." One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael; he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang, so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle." My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, If you think the above poem is sad and child abuse is wrong, copy this into your profile. Today is 2/21/15. Yeah, haven't updated my story in a while, okay, more than a while. I'm not going to make up poor excuses that I was lazy or that I was too busy. I'm going to tell whoever somehow finds my profile page the gods' honest truth. If y'all think bad of me, that's fine, y'all wouldn't be the only ones. Now, the reasons I haven't updated A Hero's Heart is because three, very close, family members have gone from my life. One, my great grandma who went to Heaven with bragging rights (she was 100, so of course she had that right). My black lab Max (several months after his best bud Jack) passed away. Then my Yorkie, Shaggy, was sick one night and the next day he ran off, and he still hasn't came home. Then there is the hell-hole we call school. Not saying that I don't like it, but it does cause lots of stress and it is time-consuming. Peers always expecting me to be their fucking pet that does whatever the fuck that they want me to! Then there are the friends that don't accept me for who I am -which also gets on my motherfucking nerves! Please don't excuse my English, but I about can't handle this anymore! Oh, and let's not forget the people that says that I need to lose weight -basically family and friends! Yeah, I'm not the most healthiest person in the world, but it isn't like I way 150 Lbs! It irks me to the marrow of my bones that I have to deal with all this negative criticism! But, that is life, and life wouldn't have it any other way. So basically, I haven't updated because I have been busy with life. Also, I am planning on redoing A Hero's Heart because as some have pointed out to me, I have loopholes. I am going to fix those. Then there is the fact that I actually have a bunch of other story ideas zooming in my brain, causing it drag my attention away from my fanfic. I am hoping to change that! So, I am rewriting my fanfic and I'm not going to repost the new one until it is mostly done. So I am going to start anew. A new username and hopefully a new fanfic. So wish me luck! "The Percy Jackson Pledge" I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car I promise to remember The Stolls Whenever my home is beginning to unsettle I promise to remember Beckendorf Whenever I see someone working metal I promise to remember Silena Whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew Whenever I see a smile that gleams I promise to remember Briares Whenever I see someone playing hand games I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth Whenever I see a cloth in flames I promise to keep people included For Hestia When she was banished from the gods I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos Whenever I see someone go against the odds I promise to remember Jason Whenever I see a lightning bolt I promise to remember Hazel Whenever I see a pot of gold I promise to remember Piper Whenever I see a pretty girl I promise to be nice to everyone For Leo was the seventh wheel I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go... Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. 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