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 Author has written 16 stories for Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Mass Effect, Elder Scroll series, Undertale, Once Upon a Time, and Naruto. The Three Muskateers of Cybertron(aka The Breakers): Crystal Prime(aka Shadebreaker), Jayna Prime(aka Stormbreaker) and Sci-Fifan95(aka Shadowstreaker)-The trio of crazy Transfans. :D "All for one and one for all, 'til all are one." Oddball Squad Motto If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of adults in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this into your profile "The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken. The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace. Nor do they want to." Links to My Other Pages: http:/// This is my deviantart. Crystal Prime is the name Hello everyone! I just wanted to let everyone know that I've started my very own youtube channel! I'll be playing games such as the Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect Andromeda, Yooka-Laylee, some old RARE games, Resident Evil 6, Skyrim, and many more! Hope you guys at least check it out! You can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPXtYRg7XLnb2-m79HpHdEg Update on my channel: I still release videos on my youtube, but it is now mostly footage from my livestreams. I will be trying to figure out how to get back to my Bible Study once this semester is over, but for the most part you can find me on Twitch at /kesshami on Sundays at 1 or 2 pm going for two hours, so 1-3 or 2-4, or somewhere in between and then again somewhere between 7 and 8 PM going on for two hours, though sometimes I am a bit late. The livestreams from those times are split into 5 episodes each and put up on my youtube channel throughout the week. I also livestream at random times periodically when I have time and am feeling the livestreaming vibe. I am looking forward to doing this on the side of all my hobbies. I really hope you guys enjoy what I do with it! Current Stories: It's a Prime Adventure: A Transformers: Prime self-insert story. Starts somewhere in season 1. Amelia/Shadebreaker. Updated whenever I get the next chapter done. Your War, Our Battle: A Transformers: Prime group-insert story. Starts just after Cliffjumper's death. Shadebreaker, Pathbreaker and Stormbreaker. In process of rewriting current chapters. Across the Galaxy: A Transformer story. Spans Exodus, Exiles and beyond. Mina Castina. On hold until I reach a certain chapter in YWOB. Peaceful Times: Side story to A World Apart. Transformers. Somewhere between chapters 28 and 29. RatchetxAmanda. One-shot. Complete. The Prank That Made Galloway Quit: Side story to A World Apart. Transformers. Just after chapter 28, before Peaceful Times. Amanda, Sides and Sunny. One-shot. Complete. September Eleventh: Side story to A World Apart. Transformers. A year after chapter 22. 9/11 tribute. One-shot. Complete. Halloween: Side story to Careful What You Wish For. Transformers. DOTM timeframe. One-shot. Complete. Where Do the Missing Words Go?: Side story to The Real Reason Behind the Lack of Updates. Transformers. Some point after meeting Terra. Amanda, Vector Prime. One-shot. Complete. A Lesson in Plot Bunnies: Alternate universe side story to Across the Galaxy. Transformers. Exodus/Exiles timeframe. One-shot. Complete. 9-11 Tribute Side story to A Feline Problem, which has yet to be written beyond part of the first chapter. One-shot. Complete. A Decepticon's St. Patrick's Day Side story to an as yet written Transformers story that goes a bit differently than my usual stories. One-shot. Complete. An Unusual Savior Venting one-shot. May or may not become a side story someday. Complete. Christmas on the Normandy Side story to an as yet posted Mass Effect story following the potential Christmas confessions in the story. One-shot. Complete. Skyrim 100-topic Challenge A collection of scenes from a Skyrim story I somewhat concocted. In-complete posting. Will post remainder at some point. CompanionTale An Undertale fanfiction following an OC who is companions with Frisk during his adventure. Takes place after a few resets, intended to be last run. In-progress. Updated whenever I have an update. Once Upon a Vent An AU in the Once Upon a Time world. Not sure anything else will ever be done with it. Written to, as the title suggests, vent some things out. One-shot. Complete. My New Writing Schedule: IMPORTANT UPDATE: I am so very very sorry to you all who loved my stories and those who continue to join the wait for updates. Life happened and my muse has been struggling for a long time now. I hope to get back into regular writing soon and to have updates for all my stories as well as new stories that will be coming out here soon. Starting tonight I am going to be posting things I have written but have yet to post. And hopefully soon I will be able to give you a rough idea of what to expect when. Story Ideas/Plans: These are stories that may or may not be written. Feel free to use the general concepts behind them, but not any OCs that are mentioned or specific details given in summary--they are my ideas, so no stealing. The general idea I am ok with, because as I know the general idea can be thought of by more than one person and it not necessarily be stolen. If you want to use a specific detail from any of my stories though please ask, or let me know at least, as I am always looking for new stories to read. :) The Mass Effect and Naruto ones are more prioritized than the rest, though who's to tell when any of them will be done? 1. Title: A Small Problem. Fandom: Transformers. Summary: Getting your own place and living on your own for the first time usually entails some unexpected bumps in the road. You never really know what quite to expect. So when Amelia sets to become fully independent, she sets her mind to expect anything. Unfortunately, even expecting anything, you can’t expect everything. Especially when one of the things include a bunch of tiny alien robots running around your house and causing havoc. Characters: Amelia(OC). Autobots- Optimus. Ratchet. Wheeljack. Sunstreaker. Sideswipe. Ironhide. Bluestreak. Jazz. Prowl. Silverbolt. Bumblebee. Decepticons- Megatron. Barricade. Skywarp. Thundercracker. Starscream. Soundwave(and cassettes). Timeframe: While they’re still on Cybertron. Idea Origin: This started out as my toys coming to life, but I decided that since I only have Autobot figures and Ravage, it wouldn’t be as interesting. So it changed a little bit so now they arrive there via Wheeljack experiment gone wrong(go figure). I’ve had this idea for a little less than a year, back when I was only writing AWA, IAPA and the now discontinued IOW. And my muse has finally decided that it is going to make me write it eventually. 2. Title: (Title is in the workings.) Fandom: The Avengers. Summary: She thought he was just a person in a costume when she saw him at Universal. But when she runs into an old friend after making her move cross-country, she also discovers the man behind the suit. And gets a job she never expected and will never forget, no matter what happens in the future. For how could one forget working for the Avengers? Even if it is just as a housekeep around their mansion. But the job comes with its own dangers. After all, being around the Avengers isn’t exactly the safest place to be. Characters: Amelia(OC). Naomi(OC). Tony Stark/Ironman. Steve Rogers/Captain America. Bruce Banner/Hulk. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow. Clint Barton/Hawkeye. Thor. Susan Storm/Invisible Woman. Richard Rider/Nova. The Vision. And obviously some villains. Timeframe: Some point after the Avengers movie. Idea Origin: I watched the Avengers movie, read an Avengers comic and my muse decided to write this. I don’t know how long it took my muse to settle on a beginning and plotline though! Lol. The final version has not yet been started. And it won’t be until further notice, as with all the other stories in this list. I did, if you would note in the character section, add in to the team the members that were in the comic I read. My muse is to blame for that, as it is for many things. 3. Title: When Worlds Cross Fandom: Crossover. Transformers and Avengers. Summary: Kayla just wanted to get away from her hometown. She had no idea that moving across the states would lead to her falling into a dimension where super heroes exist and aliens have come to Earth. Seeing the problems in this world, she decides she wants to help. But being a normal human, she turns to the genius to help her find a way she could be useful. But things don’t go like they had in mind and Kayla is forced to deal with the consequences. Luckily, she isn’t alone. Characters: Kayla(OC). Tony Stark/Ironman. Steve Rogers/Captain America. Bruce Banner/Hulk. Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow. Clint Barton/Hawkeye. Thor. Optimus Prime. Ratchet. Ironhide. Bumblebee. Jazz. Arcee. Chromia. Elita-1. Wheeljack.(Just to name a few) Timeframe: After the Avengers movie. Between the first Transformers movie and ROTF. Idea Origin: I watched the Avengers. I loved it. My muse decided to combine my now two favorite movies. That’s all. 4. Title: A Feline Problem. Fandom: Transformers. Summary: Have you seen everything? Do you think you have seen everything? Well, I’m pretty sure Crystal will disagree with you. Unless you’ve seen oddly colored cats that turned out to be the Autobots, you haven’t seen everything. Why are they small and furry? Well, it’s not going to be easy figuring this one out. Characters: Crystal(OC). Optimus. Ratchet. Bumblebee. Sideswipe. Sunstreaker. Ironhide. Chromia. Elita-1. Arcee. Perceptor. Bulkhead. Prowl. Timeframe: Pre-Earth in the Prime-verse. Idea Origin: This one snuck up on my while reading a story where the Akatsuki from the anime Naruto were turned into cats. That, coupled with my love of cats, led to my muse demanding I write this eventually. So, it is on my list of eventual stories. 5. Title: The Real Reason for my Last Disappearance--Rewrite Fandom: Star Wars Summary: Thrown into a world I know well is as good an excuse as any for not updating, I suppose. What does one do when faced with the known without knowing how to handle it? One way, I suppose, is to become the unwilling apprentice of an insane clone. Is there a way out? Hopefully. And hopefully a way home too. Characters: Crystal(OC), Tsuyo(OC), Various Canon Characters Timeframe: Pre-Tril and beyond Idea Origin: The original idea for this came from a long, long time ago when I frequented a Star Wars forum. I got the idea from MsLanna's The Reason I Didn't Update way back when it was a one-part story just starting. Yeah, a long, long time ago. MsLanna and I were the first two people, at least on that forum, to post self-insert Star Wars stories and honestly I still don't see many of them in the Star Wars fandom despite how they run rampant among all other fandoms. Lol. We called ourselves The Incredibly Shameless Self-Inserters. MsLanna was TISSI-1 and I was TISSI-2. We had also gained a TISSI-3 before I eventually left the site for good, if only because I have a hard time finding my way through the new version of the site. This version will be a lot different as I was a beginner writer when I wrote the first version of this story. If I still had a copy of it, I would possibly share it just so people could see the difference in my writing from then and now. It involved a lot of random plots that never got tied up, cause I ended up rushing the end way too much. This one WILL be better because I am a better writer today than I was at ages 12-14. Plots WILL be better and I promise the end will NOT be rushed. I have decided to keep some of the basic ideas and use other ideas I've gotten for SW stories for completely new stories. After all if it didn't retain some of the main points, it wouldn't really be a rewrite, would it? 6. Title: A New Way of Life(Title Subject to Change) Fandom: Mass Effect Summary: Thrown into a world I know, with spotty memory of what is supposed to happen and separated from my friends, I find myself all but alone in one of the most dangerous places of the galaxy. Omega. Center of crime and violence. Lucky for me, I make a friend who is willing to teach me how to survive. Unluckily for me, I find quite a few metaphorical mountains making my life all the more difficult. Characters: Crystal Icilius(OC), Zecharias(OC), Jayna(OC), Garrus Vakarian, Thane Krios, Commander Sheperd(M), Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy, Wrex, Grunt,etc Timeframe: From between the first and second game at least through the third game, probably a bit beyond as well. Idea Origin: While playing Mass Effect, we got to talking about how we could fix the ending, which led to talking what each of us would be in the Mass Effect world, which led to an old idea one of my friends had, which eventually led to the formulation of the basis of this story. 7. Title: Purpose to Protect(Title in Progress, actually) Fandom: Naruto Summary: Gaps in your memory is an annoying thing, but with everything else happening, it's hard to focus on that. Between trying to believe there's a purpose to my life in this new world, trying to figure out if I'm meant to go home and trying to keep those I've met here safe, I don't have time to worry about why I seem to have gaps in my memory of my previous life. After all, this is my life now. Might as well just get used to it. Characters: Icilius Kesshami(OC), Inuzuka Nezumaki(OC), Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi, Gaara and about every other Naruto character Timeframe: Beginning to End Idea Origin: Seriously, how many of us have sat through the entire Naruto series and wondered "What would be different if I was there?" or "I would totally change this if I was there."? Probably more than half, right? So it's not too strange that I often think of what would be different if I was present in the world whenever I watch an episode or read a chapter, right? Well, this spawned from that initially. I have lots and lots of ideas for this story, but not all of them I know how I will implement. 8. Title: Out of Place, Out of Time Fandom: Naruto Summary: All I wanted was to become a Forensic Scientist, to investigate crime and make sure the truth is known...and to not be alone. Things were finally looking up for me. But all of that was shattered one night when I followed the sound of a scream. Now, I have to hide my knowledge, figure out who to trust with it, and pray I don't make things worse for the world of shinobi. And try not to fall in love in the progress. Characters: Orman Crystal(OC), Matsuki Jacob(OC), Nara Naomi(OC), Morino Ibiki, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Uchiha Itachi, Orochimaru, Yamanaka Inoichi, Among many others Timeframe: Shortly before the Chuunin Exams through an undetermined part of the series As a Note to my Readers: I have no idea anymore when these will be written. We shall see. :) Original Characters:(From Stories Posted, even just of Side Stories) Transformers: Amanda: A World Apart. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 20 years old. Human form-Brown waist length hair. Chocolate brown eyes. 5'0" Cybertronian-Blue-gray protoform. Blue optics. 24'0" Silver armor. Door Wings. Vehicle-silver 2007 Chevrolet Impala LS(chpt 7-40) silver 2008 Ford Focus SES(chpt 43 and on) Naomi: A World Apart. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 20 years old. Human form-Brown hair just below the shoulders in length. Hazel eyes. 5'3" Cybertronian-Slightly blueish gray protoform. Blue optics. 22'4" Gold armor. Vehicle-gold 2005 Dodge Neon SXT Unpronouncable name, called "Crystal": A World Apart. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 19 years old. Human form-Brown hair shoulder length, with silver bangs. Blue eyes. 5'4" Cybertronian- Dark gray protoform. Green optics. 22'2" Blue armor with silver stripes. Vehicle-blue and silver 2007 Nissan Maxima Tasha: A World Apart. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 19 years old. Human form-Blonde hair waist length. Green eyes. 5'2" Cybertronian-Dark gray protoform. Green optics. 18'5" Green armor with yellow stripes. Vehicle-green and yellow 2007 Nissan Maxima Amelia/Shadebreaker: It's A Prime Adventure. Cybertronian turned human turned Cybertronian. 19 human years old. Human-Shoulder length brown hair. Blue eyes. 5'1" Cybertronian- Blue optics. 27 ft tall. White armor with purple flame details. Door Wings. Vehicle- white with purple flames 2009 Ford Focus RS Crys/Shadebreaker: Your War, Our Battle. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 20 human years old. Human-Long brown hair. Brown eyes. 5'3/4". Cybertronian-Aerialbot. Cyan blue optics. 27 ft tall. Purple armor with shade-shifting silver spots. Jay/Stormbreaker: Your War, Our Battle. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 19 human years old. Human-Long brown hair with blonde streaks. Brown eyes. 5'5" Cybertonian-Aerialbot. Icy blue optics. 28 ft tall. Dark blue armor with celtic runes on wings. Sci/Pathbreaker: Your War, Our Battle. Transfan turned Cybertronian. 16 human years old. Human-Short brown hair. Cobalt blue eyes. Bit of stubble. 6'6" Cybertronian-Triple-Changer. Cobalt blue optics. 45 ft tall. Black armor. Mina Castina: Across the Galaxy. A normal nerdy 20-yr-old girl(not from our world). Brown hair. Brown eyes. Wears a visor. 5'1". Kayla Cynder: Careful What You Wish For(as yet unwritten). Former seventh grade science teacher. Scientist/Liaison Autobot Ally. RULES FOR DATING:(If you want to put this on your profile, that's fine, but at least say who you got it from, being me.) 1) Never date someone who reminds you of a bad family member. 2) Always be the driver on the first date(and any date after that)(unless you are like me and are terrified of driving) 3) Never choose where you go, only where you don’t go 4) Never date someone who your parents(or someone equivalent of) don’t approve of 5) Don’t date anyone who reminds you of an ex, if it didn’t work once it won’t work again 6) Always carry the pepper spray 7) Never get caught in a room alone with your date(with some exceptions) 8) Alcohol is a no-no on all occasions, but an even bigger no-no on dates 9) Don’t have your date get your drink, get it yourself, you never know 10) Act like yourself, if they can’t respect who you are, they don’t love you 11) Never dress your best for a first date 12) Never dress your worse for any date 13) It’s ok to dress up after six dates 14) Do the ol’ Gibbs-head-slap if your date says or does something wrong 15) Smirk at their expression afterwards 16) If they still like you after the above two rules, then there is no rule sixteen. If they don't, well there isn't a point in continuing the list is there? 17) We believe in equality, don’t let your date do all the work and don’t let yourself do all the work either 18) Have them take the blonde test, just to see if they’re as gullible as you are 19) Laugh when they do everything you say 20) If they still want to date you after rule 14, 15, 18 and 19, they might have a chance 21) Always have an overly-protective friend ‘interview’ your boyfriends/girlfriends 22) If they don’t run away crying, they may have a shot at being with you without getting shot 23) Have an overly-protective friend or family member sit in the room cleaning a gun when your date shows up and have them tell them they better not hurt you, every time you meet at your place before going out(this one is wishful thinking at the highest, I think) 24) Never meet at each other's houses on the first date 25) Meet at homes only after establishing a trusting relationship 26) Never date someone with evil intentions 27) On a sit-in movie date night, always have a friend from both parties 28) Never date someone without a sense of humor 29) When asked questions about personal views, always have them answer it first 30) Never have a sleep over with them in the building.(with some exceptions if they have nowhere else to sleep or vice versa) 31) Never date someone who doesn’t believe in God and Jesus. 32) Eventually some of these rules become obsolete. Crystal's Rules for Life(Inspired by Gibbs' Rules, as well as the team's rules)(work in progress as life goes on): 1) Don't lie to Crystal; or expect her to without a good reason 2) Never go on a stake out alone 3) Admit when you're wrong 4) Forgive he who sucker-punches you, but don't give him a chance to do so again 5) Always forgive your friends, always, even before they ask for it 6) Don't expect others to hold to your standards 7) Don't be afraid to ask for advice 8) On dates, don't dress up until the sixth one 9) Offer forgiveness, always 10) Never give up on your dreams 11) Never give up on your friends 12) Never let your friends give up on their dreams 13) Don't ever betray your friends 14) If you have the ability to help someone, do it 15) Treat others fairly, even if they don't treat you fairly 16) Refer to NCIS, Naruto, Star Wars or other shows for quotes 17) God trumps all, do what He says 97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other! WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!! 1. Can know what is happening in the movie by the background music. 2. Can tell you the past of at least two Autobots and one Decepticon in detail. 3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and other such things. 4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick them up.(I don't do this one, though I keep a lookout for him) 5. Whenever they leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! 6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. 7. Blames all power outages on Blackout.(I do that all the time!) 8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. 9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.(I've used movie quotes as whole sentences...) 10. Throws wrenches like a certain Autobot medic.(Well….not wrenches per se….) 11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. 12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain places(like bars those should go). 13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. 14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home. 15. Gives their friends labels as some of the Autobots. 16. Gives their enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. 17. Wishes they could use a double plasma cannon. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...) 18. Has posters of their favorite Transformers. 19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.(totally me) 20. Has their username having to deal with Transformers. :) 21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. 22. Notices every vehicle that even remotely looks like a Transformer. 23. Hides from police cars because they remind them of Barricade(you know...I never seem to think of Prowl when I see a police car...) 24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly. 25. Thinks every electronic device they own is a Transformer You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..(ones that are true for me will have a comment by them) -You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee. -You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime. (what else could it be?) -You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up. (I was sorely tempted) -You name your other green Jeep Brawn. -You own a Transformer related site. -You go and buy a GMC Topkick thinking it's Ironhide and always hug it. -You hug a Pontiac Solstice thinking it's Jazz brought back to life. (I might just do that...) -You scream and hide when you hear something like a siren thinking it's Barricade. -You get a shirt with the Autobot symbol. -You buy a pinyata with a Decepticreep symbol on it and smash away. -You sign up for the military hoping to see Lennox, Epps, and the Autobots. (I have considered it, but for completely different reasons, though that would be awesome) -You hated cars, but now you love some and are scared of others (yup, that’s me alright) -You don’t want a Kia even though it’s a cool car, because it doesn’t remind you of any Autobots (yup, but I would still buy one even if it’s not my ideal car if I ever drive again) -You have, or plan on doing so, painted the Autobot insignia on your vehicle (I so plan on doing this) -If one of your insults is 'Son of The Fallen' (I have so used that as an insult lol) -If you write a Transformers fanfiction to honor special dates. (yeah, that's me) -If every insult you use is related to Transformers (yeah, whenever I do insult, which is very rare, it's an insult only Transfans would understand completely) -If you read the Bible and it actually means even more to you after being a Transfan. (Yup. I'm guilty here...) Add more! It's fun to see what others put C= I remember cheering on Simba when he fought Scar. TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile! If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile! If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile. If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile! If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile. Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile! If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are a book worm, repost this If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile I remember cheering on Simba when he fought Scar. "94% of people think that wolves are vicious, evil animals. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 6% who love wolves and think they are shy and amazing creatures." Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm a GIRL, so I MUST not be able to defend myself. I sometimes say random, off-topic things, so I MUST not be paying attention. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) You immediately defended yourself by saying 'The TV doesn't have buttons anymore!' 7.) You just realized you were defending yourself against an inanimate object. 8.) You are smiling and nodding to yourself. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that ;) If you doubt your own sanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history. When you are sad, I will dry your tears. When you are scared, I will comfort your fears. When you are worried, I will give you hope. When you are confused, I will help you cope. When you are lost and can't see the light, I will be your beacon shining ever so bright. This is my oath, I shall pledge until the end. You ask why? Because you are my friend. Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal. True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there. When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to. The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family. Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the crap out of them at the same time! Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Why kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong? Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same. Please read this: This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. If you haven't read any of the Twilight books and don't feel incomplete in any way for not doing so, copy/paste this into your profile You know you are a Star Wars fan if... ... you've memorized the Jedi code. ... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.' ... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area. ... you have addressed one of your teachers as "Master." ... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. ... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you. ... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors. ... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally. ... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue. ... you know how to write in Aurebesh. ... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.' ... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky. ...you still consider the EU as canon even if Disney has tossed even the good stuff out the window ...you hate Disney for tossing out the good stuff, which includes everything except the movies ... you understand any of this. If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe Jesus is the only way to be saved from your sins and is the only way to God, and therefore Heaven, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:Kaisaan Greenleaf, Xaja Silversheen anakinpadmekenobi, My Lady Vader, Crystal Prime Even when you can't sense him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you were going to say it, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you think insanity is hereditary in your family copy this into your profile If you are "in", but not "of" this world, copy this into your profile If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. -If you try to return to an old forum only to disappear again after resolving not to and the cause is you're writing. -If you can't escape plot bunnies. -If you add to this list. Dyslexic writers of the world unite! Just cause we are dyslexic doesn't mean we can't read or write, it just means we have more difficulty getting everything in correct order. :) But we CAN do it. I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book I Am Not That Girl: I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, Something my friend showed me: Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope. My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. Put your music player on shuffle! (I've done this before, but I am redoing it to see how it will differ) Don't cheat, either. We know if you do. As each song turns on, write down the title for each scene of life. Ready...Set...Go! Opening Credits: 1st: The Champion by Carman (awesome!) 2nd: Holdin' On by Carman (It's destined that my theme is by Carman. Lol.) Waking Up: 1st: All the Pretty Things by Tenth Avenue North 2nd: Quest by John Waller (Hm, I think that is a better song to wake up to) First Day at School: 1st: My Pledge by Carman (would make more sense for wedding...) 2nd: Beautiful Name by ZOEgirl (Better than the first result) Falling In Love: 1st: The Journey by Steven Curtis Chapman (ok, but would fit life better) 2nd: I Will Rise by Chris Tomlin Prom Night: 1st: Refine Me by Ayiesha Woods (I guess that fits...) 2nd: Keep Changing the World by Mikeschair Life: 1st: Surely Goodness and Mercy by Marty Nystrom (surely I will be good in life) 2nd: Revive Us Oh Lord by Carman Mental Breakdown: 1st: Beautiful by Jordan Biel (what a happy song for a breakdown!) 2nd: Hundred More Years by Francesca Battistelli (Not sure that fits for a breakdown) Driving: 1st: Overcomin’ Child of God by Carman (love it!) 2nd: Suitcases by Dara Maclean (fitting in a way) Flashback: 1st: All We Need is Love by unknown (hmmm...I suppose it fits) 2nd: A Little Bit More Conviction by Carman Getting back together: 1st: You Are a Storm by Jonny Diaz (lol reminds of how Sanji in One Piece says love is like a hurricane...and that one song...) 2nd: Yours Forever by Dara Maclean (hm, fits) Wedding: 1st: Stand Up by Carman (we will praise Jesus during our wedding. awesome!) 2nd: Just a Dream by Jump 5 (In a way that fits taking the lyrics into account) Birth of Child: 1st: She Sings in Riddles by Third Day (so I guess my first girl will sing in riddles?) 2nd: No You by ZOEgirl Final Battle: 1st: The Truth is Who You Are by Tenth Avenue North (makes perfect sense to me) 2nd: Throwdown by Pillar Funeral Song: 1st: You Set the Rhythm by Newworldson (cheerful song for a funeral! YES!!!(I want everyone to have a party when I am gone)) 2nd: The Greatness of Our God by Natalie Grant (Perfect) Final Credits: 1st: Perfect Place by John Waller (I will be in a perfect place if I get to heaven!) 2nd: The Lost Get Found by Britt Nicole (Again, perfect) Some Random Questions I came across: 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No. 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I don't hate anybody, but there are definitely more than 3 people who I hope never to see again. 3) How many houses have you lived in? Twelve? Thirteen? I've moved a lot in my life... 4) Favorite candy bar? 3 Musketeers Mint 5) Favorite shoes? cow-girl boots 6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yeah...to keep them from going after a friend 7) Least favorite school subject? History... 8)Do you like justin Bieber? NO WAY! 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No. 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Hmm...does along the side of the road count? 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: Transformers, mostly my fanfics. Jesus is also always on my mind 12) Favorite genre of music? Anything Christian that's not rap. Though I do like TobyMac 13) How many pets do you own? None right now... :'( 14) What time were you born? I want to say around 11:20 am or somewhere around there 15) Do you like beer? DEFINITELY NOT! 16) Ever made a prank phone call? Once...on my mom. She knew it was me though 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Most embarrassing? Erm...I don't have any that are embarrassing. 18) Are you sarcastic? At times... 19) Is anyone in your family famous? Not that I know of. Do people who were on the Mayflower count? 20) How many watches do you own? One. 21) Summer or winter? Winter, I just love the snow. Or summer because the roads are safer...but the humidity sucks 22) Favorite anime character? Can I count the Transformers as anime? If so then Ratchet. If not...then I guess I'll have to go with Pikachu... 23) Favorite color to wear? Purple :) 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi 25) What color is your cell phone? Black 26) Where is your second home? My best friend's house 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Absolutely. On purpose. 28) Have you ever had a cavity? None. 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None currently 30) How many video games do you own? Over ten 31) What was your first pet? A cocker spaniel named Elmo...he kept biting us so Mom had him put down. The first I remember though was Odie, a golden retriever-yellow lab mix. 32) Ever had braces? No 33) Do looks matter? I don't think so 34) Do you use chapstick? not really 35) Name 3 teachers from your School. Professor Smith, Professor Bower and Professor McClain 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Idk. 37) Are you too forgiving? I wouldn’t say so, but ask someone else. 38) How many children do you want? As many as I get. :) 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yup. A black bandanna. :) 40) Favorite breakfast meal? Donuts. 41) Do you own a gun? No 42) Ever thought you were in love? Thought? No. Knowing is another story all on it's own. Take from that what you will. 43) When was the last time you cried? About a week ago? 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Talked to Sci-Fifan95 and Jayna Prime and wrote on my stories 45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden. 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No. 47) Have you ever been in a castle? Nope. 48) Nicknames? Manda(I hate that one), Mandy(I hate that one more), Manda-Panda, Mina(my brother when he was like two), Crys, Shade’ 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? A dog... 50) Ever been to Kentucky? For a NASCAR race 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? I now know who they are and no, I do not. 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes. 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Do the ghosts on Mario games count? 55) Do you own a diamond ring? Nope. Don't plan to. 56) Are you happy with your life right now? Relatively… 57) Do you dye your hair? sometimes. 59) What year were you born? Need-to-know Classified...:P 1992 actually 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I dunno... Probably things a two year old does 62) McDonalds or Wendys? It depends on who's driving...but I like Wendys better 63) Do you like yourself? Absolutely. 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mum. 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender? Hmm… The eyes. You can tell when they're lying, telling the truth, or anything through the eyes. 66) Are you afraid of the dark? Depends where the dark is. 67) Have you ever eaten paste? Toothpaste. 68) Do you own a webcam? yes, it is built into my computer 69) Have you ever worn a striped shirt? yes...? I fail to see the importance of this question...or quiz for that matter 70) Ever broke a bone? Yup 72) Do you chat on AIM often? Naw. 73) Pringles or lays? Flavor? 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Er? I dunno, I may have... 75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats. 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither. 77) Do you like your guidance counselor? Graduated. 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Brother, but he doesn't count, because he says a lot of things. Others as well 79) Do you have a birth mark? ….Maybe *doesn't really know* 80) Do you own a car? Nope 81) Can you cook? Yes 82) 3 things that annoy you: 1. my boss's boss 2. people who can't be satisfied 3. the news 83) Do you text message often? more so than I used to 84) Money or love? Love 85) Do you have any scars? yes 86) What do you want more than anything right now? At this particular moment, I want to strangle Palpatine from the Star Wars universe 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No. 88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship and no sex till marriage 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? It’s bad for my health, but yes... 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? The what? 92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes, but I prefer colored pencils. I love coloring! 93) How many books do you own? Less than I want. 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My best friend 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My boss 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Hmm...it was more a circumstance than a person. 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Sci-Fifan95 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? That's between me and God... 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Sci-Fifan95 100) Who was the last person that called you? My sister RANDOM TRANSFORMERS QUESTIONS! 1) Who is your favorite Autobot? Ratchet! Gotta love him. 2) Who is your favorite Decepticon? Hmm...Thundercracker as he is the most sane 3) Autobots or Decepticons? Autobots, hands down. 4) Favorite quote? "Bulkhead! I NEEDED THAT!" Ratchet TF:P or "Give me your face!" Optimus Prime ROTF or "Sorry. I just wanted to show him my guns." Ironhide TF 2007 or "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." Optimus Prime or “In a contest between resources and ingenuity, never underestimate ingenuity.” Ratchet Exodus 5) When you first saw anything about Transformers, what was your reaction? "Alien robots? Awesome!" MORE TRANSFORMERS QUESTIONS!!! 1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? Ratchet! 2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? question how he exists, decide I really don’t care, and try to strike up a conversation 3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU? Ask how I know who he is… 4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO? Hmm, I don’t know... 5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC? several actually 6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER? ask him to teach her how to be an Autobot medic 7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT? Ratchet 8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING? Putting up with the twins without throwing a wrench at them 9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON? Thundercracker as he is the sanest and so far I think the most likely to maybe turn good 10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING? For Thundercracker, just acting crazy is crazy… 11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER? Slag each other 12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT? Hmm, I don’t really have a least favorite, but if I had to choose it’d be Wasp from Animated during Bee’s academy days 13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON? The flying dorito of doom aka Starscream in the movie and Megatron in all continuities and Scalpel and The Fallen 14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE? If that were ever even made possible to have kids with him... I think three, a mech and two femme, but I would love whatever I got :D 15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING? Ironhide x Chromia and Optimus x Elita-1 16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT? Guilty as charged. 17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ground Vehicle-Ford Focus Aerial Vehicle-L39 Albatros Jet Fighter 18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT? Chromia...she kicks serious aft and is Ironhide’s mate and Ironhide is awesome! 19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN? Autobots of course. What kind of dumbaft would join the ‘Cons? Favorite Quotes: "When two rights clash, the most important thing is to risk your life and put yourself in your opponent's position. Anyone who would easily take the lives of innocent bystanders in order to have their own words recognized has no right to talk about justice." Kakashi Hatake while facing down terrorists a year after the Fourth Shinobi War has ended in Naruto: Kakashi's Story "Although suddenly now I'm wanting maximum knowledge and maximum chaos as it'd raise some very interesting plotlines... Volshe trying to manipulate Palps with her knowledge, I'm trying to woo Ventress with mine, Inquisitors are after you JMA for the knowledge of the virus, Vader is growing suspicious about us all after one of us lets slip something in an interrogation, the Rebels are wanting us to spill our knowledge to help them, and I suddenly want to grow to become the misunderstood 'villain' of the piece who has to get killed." Darth Dreadwar in reference to the SW story I am writing. JMA refers to me, just to let you know. “If you don’t take a chance, you don’t stand a chance.” Unknown person “Class dismissed.” Ironhide after kicking Con afts in DOTM “Bulkhead! I NEEDED THAT!” Ratchet whenever Bulkhead breaks something “In a contest between resources and ingenuity, never underestimate ingenuity.” Ratchet after Optimus tells him he works wonders with limited resources “I’m here to give a second opinion.” Ratchet being awesome while getting Jack off the Nemesis “Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.” Optimus Prime trying to get Sam to help “We cannot ignore the danger. We must conquer it.” Optimus Prime in G1 “Satan’s Camaro, in my yard! It’s stalking me!” Sam Witwicky freaking out "Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in life, in love, in faith, and in purity." 1 Timothy 4:12 “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” Ellen Parr “You were only given this life because you are strong enough to live it.” Unknown person “It’s better to be hated for who you are, than loved for what you’re not.” Not sure…(I know I have said this several times….*wonders*) “If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.” Jack Sparrow pointing out the obvious….again lol “You know that feeling when you’re standing really high up and get the irresistible urge to jump?...I don’t have it.” Jack Sparrow when trying to get out of jumping down a really high cliff “I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what’s inside it!” Jack Sparrow being as hilarious as ever “When words fail, music speaks.” Not sure who said this originally “Are you out of you Vulcan MIND?” Bones McCoy asking Spock if he’s gone nuts “I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass me by.” Jack Sparrow “Glomping is just rugby….hugging someone at 50 miles per hour.” Unknown person “I’m certain I can speak for all those pledged to the Decepticon cause when I say Unicron spells one thing, and that’s trouble with a capital ‘running and screaming’.” Barricade in response to a fan question about Unicron “So that’ll be two We’re Not As Funny As We Think We Are combos with a side of Bite Me.” Jack Darby totally owning a group of bullies “My courage is mine to offer. And I offer it to Cybertron, and to the Autobots.” Ultra Magnus volunteering to stay on Cybertron and fight the Decepticons remaining behind “Wherever you go, wherever the Autobots follow, you must return, Optimus Prime. You must return when the planet has had time to heal…” The Core(Primus) proving that Cybertron will someday be alive again and Optimus will lead the Cybertronians into a new age of peace and prosperity “This looks like a cool place to kick it.” Jazz when introduced to Sam Witwicky and Mikaela Banes “Are you asking me or Bumblebee? Because he can barely talk.” Prowl shocking us all with sarcasm “We could go, you know. And if some authority discovers us, if we get arrested or questioned, I’ll claim it’s a cultural investigation. That is what I do you know.” Jazz encouraging Orion Pax to make his own decision while telling us his pre-war job “Oh, I got something real fancy in mind.” Jazz before creating a distraction “Haven’t you heard? Humans multiply.” Arcee explaining why there are three children instead of two “Face.” Jack Darby throughout the mission in the tunnels beneath New York “Hey you! You with the face!” My brother at times “Those who are fortunate should know how fortunate they are.” Jazz giving us a profound piece of wisdom “…someone had to start the conversation. I had watched you for a long time, Optimus Prime. I had seen the way you tried to handle Megatron, and the way you considered every idea from every angle. Yours was the kind of leadership Cybertron needed.” Alpha Trion placing his faith in Optimus Prime “Just because they have an unusual ability doesn’t necessarily make them someone you’d want to know.” Silverbolt when he and the Aerialbots are in the past in G1 “You break it. I’ll fix it.” Ratchet “Thanks for clearing the front door for us, but raiding the Decepticon warship was not on the activities list.” Arcee after saving Jack and Raf from random Vehicons aboard the Nemesis "A robotic dinosaur butler! Now all my questions are answered. Except, maybe, why?" Danni Burns in response to Trex getting Doc Greene's coffee "Rocket snipers? They can snipe you...with rockets!" Sci and I while playing the Decepticon campaign on War for Cybertron "Megatron committed suicide!" Sci and I while playing the Decepticon campaign on War for Cybertron "Don't pull a Megatron." Sci and I whenever we barely escape dying, falling to death especially...or getting squished "It's a brute, it's a brute it's brute brute brute." The Brute song(exact quote may be different, not sure "Just end the war right there." Sci whenever Megatron died from his stupidity while we played the Decepticon campaign on War for Cybertron "Trees!" Sci cheering me and Jay up one day "No." Ratchet voicing all our thoughts at the end of Triage and Toxicity in one word "Banana fish!" Agent Fowler while loopy "Soldier! You're out of uniform! Put on some pants!" Agent Fowler while recovering from his run-in with Starscream "Sure thing buddy, right after you eat my star-spangled shorts." Agent Fowler to Starscream about telling him the location of the Autobot base "What in Uncle Sam's beard?" Agent Fowler has his own idioms filled with American symbolism "Wheeljack! What are you doing?!" Ratchet having a reaction to Wheeljack's flying that is very similar to Obi-Wan Kenobi's reaction to Anakin Skywalker's flying "Wait a minute, a grenade inside of Laserbeak, inside of Soundwave? Like a turducken!" Raf referring to what is perhaps the oddest food I've heard of "I can has cheeseburger!" -Agent Fowler pulling an LoLcat moment "Doc Knock is knocked out!" -Miko makes the best joke ever "Be on your guard. My double could be anywhere." "Never trust a Con. Kick Buckethead's bucket!" -Bulkhead "I have an army!" -Loki "We have the Hulk." -Tony Stark(The Avengers) Sci, Jay and me are playing WFC and a large thing transforms in the middle of a room to show Megatron's face* "Jay: What is THAT?! Sci: That reaction is the perfect description of Megatron's face. Me: *starts laughing uncontrollably for five minutes* Sci: I think I broke Crys...RATCHET!" -Sci, Jay and I while playing WFC together "Sometimes, I just sit back and wonder how you get these ideas." -Sci in reference to my many ideas after looking at my drawn Autobot cat picture Jay: "Where's my bomb?" Sci: "Did you just say you lost a bomb?" Jay: "Yes, Crys and I have two bombs in our room." Sci: "Well, that is alarming." -Sci and Jay "No act of aggression is as fierce or as insuppressible as a true act of protection." -Buzzfeed, The 100 Most Important Cat Pictures "Because as we slide along the monorail track that is our life, we should remember, occasionally, to dangle our little paws over the side." -Buzzfeed, The 100 Most Important Cat Pictures "Because this cat is trying to tell you that when you hide your love behind a curtain of indifference, you should first make sure that your feet aren’t showing." -Buzzfeed, The 100 Most Important Cat Pictures "There's a difference between giving up and strategic disengagement. Know it." -Bryan McGill "There can be no enemies between those who have known the same pain." -Gaara "You are eating the Lord's waffle fries! If you can't be happy eating the Lord's waffle fries, there's no hope for you!" -Some guy who ate at Chick'fil'a at the same time as this angry dude Quotes from me: "It's better to be a drowning idealist than a living pessimist, for the living pessimist sees no hope where the drowning idealist at least has hope for a bright future for the world even if they will not be part of it." -Me while waiting for my English class to start "I needed that!" -Me, whenever something I need is broken. "Scrap!" -Me, whenever something goes wrong. "Being short has its advantages." -Me sticking up for short people. "I love my nakama. They are wonderful people of God." -Me on my spiritual family "It is always funny to see an evil being get completely humiliated to the point where no one will take them seriously." -Me on the hilarity of bad guys in pink tutus and singing girly songs "We pray that God is good and great, but why don't we ever tell Him how much we appreciate the actual things He does for us?" -Me on the well-known prayer 'God is good, God is great, let us thank Him for this food' "Things may suck right now, but at least we're still saved." -Me after a particularly hard day "The Decepticons wouldn't stand a chance." -Me in a particular I-could-take-on-anything mood "You're so cute...OW! It bit my neck!" -Me holding a ferret "No matter what happens that is good in my life, I will never be completely and utterly happy one hundred percent of the time, for about half of my emotional breakdowns occur because I feel so horrible for someone else maybe not quite half, but close to. I care. Perhaps too much. I look on the brightside, I give the best advice I can give, I pray, I hope, I defend. Yet sometimes all I want to do is curl up and hide from the world so I don't have to face it and be strong, sometimes I just want to let my own problems be the cause of that, but when it comes to my problems, all I want and need to be cheered up is a loving hug." -Me about happiness and the affects things have on me "I don't care if it won't do it for you! It'll work for me!" -Me just before proving that things work in odd ways for me "Someday I'm going to prank Megatron." -Me during one of our imaginary adventures "Jayna: NOBODY MOVE! ...I lost me brain... Me: I think I lost mine too, we should find them before they catch colds." -Jayna and myself on our insanity "Weird and crazy is good. If there were no weird and crazy people in the world, life would be boring." -Me while riding with the librarian to the school "I love an excuse to dress up in a costume." -Me "Make-up is a mask, it hides our true self. I do not feel we should hide behind or underneath a bunch of junk. I will not hide under a bunch of junk to make people happy, for I am happy with who I am. This is why I do not pretend to be someone I am not, why I do not wear make-up to cover tired lines or anything. Why should I hide? What is there to hide from? The world? I got God, I can take on the world any day. My friends? My friends like me for who I am, not what I wear. My enemies? I say bring it! I'm not scared as God did not give me the spirit of fear." -Me "I can fight when I need too, though I don't like fighting. I learned early in my life how to improvise in fights that I am at a disadvantage in." -Me on fighting "I dun want to scare the 'Bots! *pouts* They wouldn't be victim of my insaneness." -Me while talking with Jayna about our insaneness "We're a couple of insane Transfan femmes, I KNOW we'll succeed! Because all insane femmes succeed at everything they set their minds to." -Me "D.O.R.K. Daughter of the Risen King." -Me on facebook "Don't walk in front of me cause I may not follow, don't walk behind me cause I may not lead, but walk beside me and be my friend!" -Me ""Can't" is no longer a word in my dictionary. Because I CAN do ALL things through Jesus, who strengthens me." -Me "Earth is not our final destination." -Me in a conversation with my co-workers at the OU-C Learning Center "If I had three wishes that would come true, I would wish for my family and friends to be happy with one, but then I wouldn't know what to do with the other two. I suck at that sort of thing." -Me "One day we will look back on this and we will either cry or we will laugh, but I'm sure we will never forget this day." -Me when something just didn't go right for me and a friend "I can't believe I'm an alumni, I feel old." -Me after having flag practice for alumni night after being retired from the high school flag corp. for two years "Me: The top of my head has become immune to pain. Lizzy: I think I have something wrong with mine." -Me and a friend on the effects of getting hit in the head by flag poles many times throughout our high school years "Everyone's crazy in their own little, crazy way. You just don't always see their crazy. Those who aren't crazy around people are 'normal' people and they are boring. I am glad I have crazy, non-'normal' friends." -Me "THE AUTOBOTS ARE MY CONSCIENCE! XD" -Me after realizing that the part of me that is right/tells-me-to-do-the-right-thing speaks in the voices of the Autobots "Love is one of the most fundamental elements of our human lives, without it all things would fall." -Me on Facebook on Valentine's Day "Why would God make a universe as big as ours and only put life on Earth? It doesn't make sense." -Me explaining my reasoning for my belief that aliens exist "I now have my excuse for liking Transformers so much, Transformers can lead to God." -Me "It's going to be awesome!" -Me on the co-op chapter Sci and I wrote for our Prime-verse stories(my IAPA and his FC) “If the Autobots read my fanfics….I think I would die of embarrassment…” -Me while talking to Sci-Fifan95 “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the Bots read the books?” -Me musing out loud to myself a plot bunny my muse is stuck on "Where are they?...OH! Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer!!!!" -Me, while playing Escalation on War for Cybertron with Sci-Fifan95, wondering where the Cons are before promptly freaking out when abruptly having to dodge plasma burts from a destroyer "They ended it on a cliffhanger?!" -Me in disbelief just after watching Toxicity "I have a sense of style, I just don't use it." -Me whenever someone is talking about style to me "Somewhere among the infinite universes...I am Ironman." -Me "Somewhere in the infinite universes and realities...everything is as it should be..." -Me |
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