Chamelauciumhide bio
 Author has written 49 stories for Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, and Harry Potter. Come and say hi on my tumblr! I only got it very recently so it's a bit lonely. I'd love to hear from you there! The Hobbit Big Bang "Books. Cats. Life is good." - Edward Gorey Hello! I'm a student in the UK currently studying for my A-levels. The quote above pretty much sums me up. I am an avid reader and complete cat fan! I have adored reading ever since I first learned to. Give me a book over television anyday! I have so many favourite books that I couldn't possibly list them all! My most favourites, though, are Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, the Black Magician Trilogy, His Dark Materials... and I plan to write fanfiction for all of them :) I'm not a total technophobe, though, and I also love Sherlock and Merlin, so may eventually dabble in those, but not just yet! I will certainly read fics for these fandoms! As I said before, I love cats, so expect many cute kittens and cats in my stories! I have two cats at the moment called Daisy and Tintin, and I absolutely adore them. Daisy will be 9 this year and Tintin turned 2 this summer, yet he is bigger than her by a long way... Must be all his fur I suppose! He has also got a really high-pitched squeak of a meow which really isn't very scary. He's quite a funny little (huuuuge) thing. :D My family reckons I'm going to grow up and be a crazy cat lady; they all seem to think this is a bad thing, but I don't see what's so bad about spending my life surrounded by cats and books! :D I hope you enjoy my stories, and I appreciate reviews - good or bad! The aim is to improve. I will read and review my reviewers' stories in return, so long as they are for my fandoms! For those of you out there who are fans of Bilbo and Frodo, I've created a community called "The Bagginses of Bag End", dedicated to (mainly fluffy!) stories and one-shots based on everyone's favourite Bagginses. I hope you'll enjoy! :) A lot of my work is one-shots and short pieces but my longer stories are: For Lord of the Rings: Bramble: When Sam finds a kitten stuck in a bush on his way to work and rescues it, never does he imagine the consequences such a simple action could have... (complete) Cheering Frodo: When Bilbo leaves the Shire after his eleventy-first birthday, Frodo is left feeling lost and alone. Worried about him, Frodo's friends band together to help him feel better. Not slash, purely our favourite hobbits trying to cheer up their dear friend. (complete) His Last Year: Bilbo's diary in the year leading up to his departure. Detailing festivals to friends, romances to relatives, Bilbo documents his last year in the Shire. (complete) The Awkward Moment When...: A collection of potentially embarrassing and awkward situations between members of the Fellowship. What happens when Gimli insults Legolas? And what is Boromir's secret he doesn't want anyone to know? Not The Only One: Bilbo always assumed he was the only hobbit ever to go on an "Adventure". A surprising discovery proves him wrong... (on hiatus) For The Hobbit : A Successful Burglary: An unfortunate injury on Bilbo's part has unexpected consequences. A Thilbo Romance. (Complete) Desolation of Smaug Countdown Calendar: "The Trials of a Three-foot Burglar". 25 fluffy, silly one-shots which take place between Bilbo and the other members of Thorin and Company. (In progress) A Perfect Match: Bilbo tries his hand at match-making. What he doesn't expect is to find his perfect match in the process... (Check out some ADORABLE fanart, some of which is inspired by this story! Here. ) Stoneblind: Courting one's Beloved is a difficult enough process at the best of times, with complex customs and many steps to remember. For Thorin Oakenshield, it's a whole lot more complicated than that. For a start, his Beloved is a hobbit who has absolutely no idea that he even is Thorin's Beloved, let alone the steps of courtship. Secondly, Thorin may or may not be completely invisible to said hobbit, for reasons only the Maker knows. As Thorin is swiftly learning, Mahal has ever laughed upon his sons of the Line of Durin. (Complete.) Quite, Quite Scandalous: Where everything Bilbo does is extremely flirtatious and Thorin just can't help himself. A series of one-shots with Prude!Thorin and Unwittingly!Erotic!Bilbo. Thanks for visiting my profile and I really hope you will enjoy my fanfiction. :) "No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." "The reader lives a thousand lives before he dies... The man who never reads only one." "I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library." I have an account on FictionPress and I have just begun to post my own, original story. If you'd like to have a look and perhaps leave a review my profile is here: http://www.fictionpress.info/u/929536/ (on hiatus for now) |
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The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 409,450 - Reviews: 4263 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
There is always another perspective by s.cinnamon reviews
Some events from the BMT, re-told and added to, but more from Akkarin's perspective - roughly beginning with TMG. CHAPTER 37 interim? 'Promise' is up!
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 211,515 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sonea, High Lord Akkarin
Wanderlust by Raider-K reviews
Legolas. Bookish, quiet, repressed. The perfect son and prince. But all that changes when Legolas decides to rebel... Pre-LotR/Hobbit. Legolas/OC. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,806 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Morgana sa scáthán by SilverThornFeather reviews
"For if Emery's were to discover the woman he is to kill, is the woman destined to also have his heart, I fear the prophecy can not ever come to pass. She must die, and he must never know her true fate" AU - Merlin/Morgana fic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Morgana, Merlin
Hold me tight by SweetHummingbird reviews
AU story - Bilbo Baggins decided to go to a private school after a lot of trouble with his family. In his dorm house, he meets his new family. A family of fourteen members and one of them is his true love. Bagginshield! Rating may change. May also contain Dwori (Dwalin/Ori) and Nofur (Nori/Bofur)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,691 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Choice of Elros by LalaithElerrina reviews
Elros, the brother of Elrond, has the power to live for all the ages of the world as an immortal Elf. But what if his heart bids him to make another choice?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 237,598 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Elros, OC - Complete
The Trouble with Spiders by Rosa Cotton reviews
COMPLETE Bilbo does not do well when it comes to dealing with spiders. And unexpectedly the Ri brothers are there to help. Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori, Dori, Ori - Complete
The Miracle of Love by b-blueberry reviews
"Of course something like this must happen to me, thought Bilbo when he stared at the third pregnancy test that morning." AU - Modern Setting. Mpreg. Teen Pregnancy. Angst. AU - High School.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,463 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Marauders Map by nosmaeth reviews
A map of the Marauders, a map of people; of conflicts and decisions, of emotions and mistakes. (Because the most life-defining moments aren't always the loud ones.) A map to help you explore physical and emotional places (focusing on the latter) with the aid of the Marauders. Each chapter is an individual one-shot, but there is a continuity in time. Further info inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P. - Complete
EleventyOne Years: Too Short a Time Book One by dreamflower02 reviews
So far as I know, no one has ever written a "biography" of Bilbo Baggins. This is my attempt to do so. For one-hundred-and-eleven years, Bilbo Baggins dwelt in Bag End, in Hobbiton of the Shire, save for a brief journey into the Wide World. This is his story. Book One: The First Fifty Years. NOW COMPLETE! (Find a link to art for this story on my profile page!)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,649 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Five Little Ducks by Onyx Feathers reviews
The line of Durin is meant to fall. Eventually, there is none left, but Mother Duck. (Spoilers) Based on the nursery rhyme Five Little Ducks.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Tale of Mireth by neyvenger reviews
Mireth is a strange elleth. She posseses no special power or exceptional beauty and she is neither bold, nor graceful. Nevertheless, she lives. This is her story, from Imladris, through Gondor and ultimately, to the West.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Aragorn, Celeborn, Erestor
Candles by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Birthday stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 90 - Words: 86,627 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Ribbit-Hobbit by Rosa Cotton reviews
The chronicles concerning the journey of Thorin's Company to retake Erebor did not contain all of their adventures. Such as the time Bilbo turned into a frog. Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Gandalf, Ori - Complete
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
Bofur's Hobbit by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bofur receives an unusual Yuletide gift which has unexpected consequences. Movieverse, AU. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Hats, Toys, and Little Brothers by Rosa Cotton reviews
Fili and Kili have always been fascinated by Bofur's marvelous hat. Movieverse. Fluff.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Bofur, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
A King's Arms by Rosa Cotton reviews
The dwarves suffer a fright when, in the middle of their escape from Mirkwood, Bilbo collapses on them. Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Our Burglar by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bilbo's enthusiasm for Rivendell, particularly the elves, does not sit well with the dwarves. So one by one they broach the subject with Lord Elrond. Threatening? Ha! Who said anything about making threats? Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
The Kids Are All Right by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
After arriving at Beorn's, one of Gandalf's spells goes awry and Bilbo and Thorin get de-aged into wee!children who do not retain their adult memories. Bilbo is a sweet, adventurous (if not a bit shy around all these dwarves) little thing and Thorin is still a stubborn little block of dwarf. Except he's got a giant puppy crush on Bilbo...rated for language.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Glories of the King's Hair! by Rosa Cotton reviews
COMPLETE Three times Kili played with Thorin's hair without his approval. And one time he had his permission. IV: Proof No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Thorin, Kíli - Complete
Hide and Seek with Hobbits by peaceandlove23 reviews
New to this, but anyway, what the title suggests. Light fic, and meant to be a bit OCCish, after all it's hide and seek!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,053 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Nori, Bofur, Dwalin - Complete
A Little Privacy by peaceandlove23 reviews
"Leave it to a hobbit to be over modest!"
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Gandalf, Bilbo B. - Complete
Losto vae!- Sleep well! by nosmaeth reviews
Of brothers, hairs, nightmares and starlight. Set before the Fellowship of the Ring, sometime after Aragorn left Imladris and became a Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Elrohir - Complete
The Way to His Bread and Honey by Rosa Cotton reviews
Beorn was less than pleased at being called away from his bread and honey. And even more displeased at the thought of sharing it with so many unexpected visitors. Then the little one started crying… Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Beorn - Complete
My Sun by kili-grabmyhand reviews
Kili saw red when he needed to see gold, tasted blood when he longed for death, and he hissed at Thorin, son of Thráin, son of Thrór, and cursed his King Under the Mountain with such vehemence, such disdain and disrespect, that he ought to be banished.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
I'm the King? by NJ7009 reviews
An AU where Kili and Fili didn't die in the Battle of Five Armies. After Thorin's demise, Fili must take up the throne. However, he knows how difficult the job will be. He'd always prepared to become king, just in case, but he never actually thought he'd be crowned. He wasn't qualified to become King. Kili disagrees. No slash, but contains brotherly fluff. One shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
A Game Of Conkers by StuckInTheShire reviews
Thorin had been prepared for walking through Mirkwood and meeting the enemy, he was less prepared for what their burglar would find.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
What Peace Brings by E-Loveless reviews
Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin's belief in Bilbo's betrayal has lessened, but not enough to take back his banishment. Bilbo and Gandalf travel to Rivendell, where Lord Elrond insists that they remain, due to Bilbo's pregnancy. When an dwarven envoy is sent to express gratitude to the elves, parts of the old company come as well. Bilbo has a choice to make. MPREG
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,636 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Forgetting Why by Mutyasha reviews
"He may not remember everything anymore, but he remembered enough to know that his husband was very much beloved. And he would continue to love him, even if he forgot why." Most certainly UA/AU, because who doesn't hate the Durins dying with BotFA, and established Bagginshield. They're retired (Tolkien-equivalent of retired?), and I'll spoil it if I say more.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Frodo B. - Complete
Beat of my heart by MarlleneMilton reviews
AU. Thorin is imprisoned and has an unexpected visitor.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
I Like Your Beard by memories.of.rain reviews
Bilbo just had to open his mouth a complement Thorin's beard didn't he?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
What Will It Take by imaginationflies reviews
Faramir longed for recognition from his father. So what would it take for him to get it? A heroic deed? A daring escape?...Death? Constructive criticism welcomed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,308 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Gandalf, Boromir, Faramir - Complete
You're Very Loyal Very Quickly by Alien Hedgehog reviews
I wrote this because ppl on tumblr were panicking over an AU prompt about "What if Sherlock's adventures with John were just imagined while he was in a coma after overdosing badly and John was just a kind doctor reading him detective novels all that time." Yes, well, that could be cute if Sher wakes up to a friendly face. :) Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Essay by dreamflower02 reviews
During Pippin's stay in Buckland, he's being tutored by Merry's Uncle Dinodas, and he's given what he thinks is a difficult assignment. (Originally written in 2006) Book-verse, one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Peregrin T., Hobbit - Complete
The Uselessness of Modesty by Aierselnen reviews
Bilbo discovers that dwarves do not hold themselves to any standards regarding modesty. Shameless fluff. Don't go easy on me because it's my first fanfic- I want to improve!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Interlude by moonliteshdow reviews
Whilst staying at Rivendell, Bilbo meets another curiously small person like himself. Bilbo/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,252 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Bilbo B., OC - Complete
Uncle Bilbo by DJFireHawk reviews
While at the carrock Fili and Kili get into an argument over which of them 'Uncle' Bilbo likes best. Thilbo slash, but very mild, hinted at really. Short One-shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/16/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Old Friends and New by dreamflower02 reviews
Bag End is in for a jolly time when some of Bilbo's old friends come for a visit. NEW! (Written for the 2013 A Hobbit's Tale Prompt Fest, beta by Shirebound.) An AU meld of movie-verse for TH:AUJ and book-verse for The Hobbit. Happy AU for Bo5A, as requested. One-shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Frodo B., Kíli - Complete
Waiting for Merry and Frodo by dreamflower02 reviews
Wee Pippin visits Cousin Bilbo. (Written in 2006 for Marigold's Challenge #31, with an addition written later for wee hobbits.) One-shot, book-verse. Shameless fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Fun and Games in Mirkwood by Suheyla reviews
On their first night in Mirkwood Kili wants to play his favorite game and gets several members of the company to join in. But Mirkwood isn't exactly the best place for fun and games and they soon find that out.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Ori, Kíli - Complete
The Return of the King by nosmaeth reviews
This is a quick one-shot. Aragorn enters the city after his coronation and one old lady of Gondor gets overwhelmed. A few short words about the power of King Elessar and the changes he brought.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Aragorn - Complete
Evenstar by DancingChestnut reviews
King Elessar of Gondor is weary, and Arwen notices. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - [Aragorn, Arwen U.] - Complete
Kili Our Kitten by Rosa Cotton reviews
The Company had had it up to here with the youngest member of their group. Yet that did not mean they actually wanted Kili to go away...not like that. Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Kíli - Complete
We All Fall Down by Rosa Cotton reviews
Fili faints. Thorin panics. Kili does not panic. And the rest of the company is less than helpful. Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Faded away by Blackheart Dracon reviews
Barad-Dur has fallen, Sauron is being adjudicated in Valinor. Slightly AU for he has never been adjudicated - he was left as a bodyless spirit in Arda for all time.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Voices by GwennielOfNargothrond reviews
Every day Finwë comes to the gardens of Lórien to sing to his troubled wife. Every day Míriel's voice wanes and becomes quieter and quieter. Rated T for the inevitable character death.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Finwë, Míriel, Fëanor - Complete
His Best Friend by pianobookspolitics reviews
His love for him went as deep as any love could; what Merry was to Pippin /no slash/
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Words unspoken by pianobookspolitics reviews
The nine things Frodo wishes he had told Sam, and the one he has
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Wisdom Without Words by Rainsaber reviews
Thorin is forced to bring a young Fili to a council meeting. All does not go as expected for obvious reasons. Baby-fic with endless fluff and cuteness, Pre-Smaug.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Thráin, Thrór - Complete
Lily, the Perfect Daughter by HermioneSpencer reviews
Ginny is having a baby, and Harry is worried sick. Taking far too long for Harry's liking, he is getting ever more impatient.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Essential Facts a Mary Sue Should Know by Daeril Ullothwen reviews
This is a compilation of recorded reactions of our beloved Fellowship to common mistakes made by Mary Sues. If you are a Mary Sue, for Eru's sake read this. Those poor guys have enough on their plate without random OFCs dancing the samba with their sanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
Strong Arms by seafarer reviews
When Frodo was young he loved being carried... A bit of a drabble about Frodo's childhood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Frodo B. - Complete
Farewells by ARTmeg reviews
Frodo went away with the elves, leaving Sam behind to live his new life with Rosie. But that night Sam finds a letter from Frodo, tucked under the corner of a book on his nightstand.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Lost in Hobbiton by ellamoose reviews
The dwarf king stood there looking at a small wooden sign that read "Hobbiton" that looked just a little too familiar. "Where in Durin's name am I!" One shot about Thorin's not so great adventure trying to find Bag End.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Illuminate by Aspenvanilla reviews
Frodo is only about a year away from his coming-of-age party, but does he truely know everything about himself? Prequest. F/S slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,119 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Customary by An Odd Ducky reviews
Hobbits rub noses to greet each other - a fact the dwarves don't know until they arrive in Rivendell and Elrond greets a surprised Bilbo by rubbing their noses together. Some of the company find it quite amusing, but Thorin is less than pleased. Fluff! Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Quietus by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme. Thorin/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 172 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Ship It by Ferowyn reviews
Thilbo is the One True Paring to rule them all. Even Dain, who has just met Bilbo, falls for Bagginshield immediately. Because.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
In Darkness Buried Deep by dreamflower02 reviews
Frodo's thoughts in captivity at Cirith Ungol (A double drabble written in 2008) Book-verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Come Home by parummortem reviews
John is on a date, but as usual Sherlock just won't stop texting him. He supposes he wasn't really that interested in the date anyway. Sherlock/John text-fic
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Comfort by Rosebud5 reviews
Pippin is scared. He's living in a nightmare, and he knows it. This "Quest thing" is far more dangerous than he ever imagined, and he's horrified of losing those he loves. And so he turns to Merry...The one thing he has that he knows will never go away. NOT SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Loyal Always by Little Pisces Dreaming reviews
There was always time to reflect on their adventure. Without their Fellowship of the Ring there would have been no them - at least there would not have so soon been them. For KitKat
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
A Small Problem by IsabellaBrandybuck reviews
Samwise Gamgee brings a surprise for Frodo's 22nd birthday: A kitten! There's just one small problem...Bilbo's allergic. The reason I chose movie verse for this, is because in The Hobbit, it does seem as though Bilbo is a bit allergic to horses. Not entirely uncommon, I'm sure!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bilbo B., Frodo B.
Sparklers by Wicked Thorin reviews
Gandalf gifts Bilbo a set of fireworks with a strange property: they reveal the strongest thoughts, fears, or dreams of your heart. Thorin is not amused.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Of Dwarves Courting Hobbits by Norah Rose reviews
Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Of Mead, Rights, and Sleep by Norah Rose reviews
Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Out of the Dark: First Yule SR 1380 by dreamflower02 reviews
In which young Frodo understandably does not have the Yule spirit…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Bilbo B., Frodo B. - Complete
Those Sympathetic Eyes by annasaurus-rex reviews
Luna comforts Ginny after Fred's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Ginny W., Luna L.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 12,934 - Follows: 1,727 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 198 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
An Unexpected Detour by Mathonwy reviews
Gandalf waits in Valinor, impatient to return to the Fellowship. But reincarnation has a habit of turning complicated ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Gandalf - Complete
The Random Musings of Frodo Baggins by Flame Tigress reviews
After the Quest, between Aragorn's coronation and the Ringbearers' eventual departure for the West, Frodo records his random thoughts, emotions, and revelations, from selfpity to selfparody. Final Chapter up: I come home again
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,371 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Frodo B.
The Prince and the Librarian by Sazziel reviews
The Library of Minas Tirith is a dusty, disorganised mess, and it is the backdrop for the whimsical romance between the Heir to the Throne and the new Librarian as, together, they restore it to it's former glory, and unearth the hidden secrets of kings…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,010 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Eldarion
Love Comes Softly by Sache8 reviews
Upon the death of her betrothed, a heartbroken Lothíriel agrees to marry King Éomer for the good of her country. Can true love be found again in the comfort of shared grief and friendship? ÉomerLothíriel LothírielOther
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,791 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Fellowship of the Conkers by Llinos reviews
During a brief stop in Hollin, the hobbits find a way to beat the rest of the Fellowship at their own game.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Legolas, Samwise G.
The Early Adventures of Fwo and Unga Bee by cpsings4him reviews
Sweet!Fluff! Alert! Primula and Drogo are attending a ball. Baby Frodo is left in the care of his Uncle Bilbo! Much Fluffiness ensues! VERY fluffy! Melt warning!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,329 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Snowblind by europanya reviews
What could be more adorable than two hopelessly smitten hobbits trapped in a smial together?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Time To Be by cassiopeia3019 reviews
A day in the life of Sam and Frodo (slash)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
A Strange Ghost Indeed by Fennelseed reviews
(SLASH. Now finished.) Frodo buys a book of Elven artwork, only to find it comes with the ghost of a voyeuristic girl. How inconvenient.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
An Impatient Week by cassiopeia3019 reviews
A week is a long time when you're in love (Slash, SamFrodo)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,200 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Elf Envy by Baylor reviews
or It's Hard When You're Three-Foot-Six.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
A Fallen Candle's Flame by europanya reviews
A secret locked away in Bilbo's study leads Frodo into a journey of the sensual.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Spring Thunder by Fennelseed reviews
A lightning storm drives a frightened Sam into Bag End, where Frodo is more than happy to protect him. Pre-Quest, SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Did I Say Bosom? by Baylor reviews
In which Merry is a very, very naughty hobbit. FOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2003
At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed reviews
The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
What Fool Invented Kissing by Fennelseed reviews
Frodo's goodnight kisses are starting to have a serious effect on Sam. (A Frodo/Sam slash-on-the-quest story.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Choices of Mr Frodo by cassiopeia3019 reviews
Frodo realises he has feelings for Sam, but will he ever tell him? *slash*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,081 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Samwise Gamgee and the Ring: Extended Edition by Flame Tigress reviews
What if Frodo had died in Cirith Ungol and the duty and burden of the Ring had become Sam's? The original story, plus even more angst, pain, philosophy, and references to the book.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Legolas Greenleaf's Diary by Mary-Lou1 reviews
And, in my first fanfic, I will present the views of elf-boy in a Bridget Jones-esque style, complete with Orc Deathometer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Though I Do Not Know the Way by Flame Tigress reviews
Though Frodo has already made up his mind to accept the burden of the Ring, he temporarily leaves the Council of Elrond for a smoke to settle his doubts. An unexpected heart-to-heart talk with Aragorn helps more than the pipe does.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn
Drowning Alone by Flame Tigress reviews
"I know what I must do, but I am afraid to do it." -- Preparing to leave the Fellowship to go to Mordor alone, Frodo must overcome his most deeply-rooted fears.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Legolas Greenleaf's Diary, 2002 Edition by Mary-Lou1 reviews
The Fellowship are alive in 2002, and dealing with Smug Marrieds, stressful jobs and the fact that a certain film has been released.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/26/2002
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A Most Scandalous Offer reviews
Part 8 and final instalment in the "Quite, Quite Scandalous" series. In which things come to a head between our unwittingly erotic hobbit and sexually frustrated dwarf king.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Court of Gold and Green reviews
-Bilbo is very popular amongst the people of Erebor - after all, he did save their city from a certain dragon. But this has gone too far. The very cheek of it...- IN which Thorin is jealous of anyone and everyone and Bilbo doesn't even realise.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Bound reviews
On his way back to the Blue Mountains from a meeting in Rivendell, Thorin is ambushed on the forest path. His would-be attacker is not at all what he expected, however - instead a poor and hungry hobbit looking to steal his food. Fortunately for Thorin, this hobbit makes a god damn awful thief.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Mahal Give Me Strength reviews
Part 7 of the "Quite, Quite Scandalous" series. If Mahal is watching them, he's surely laughing his beard off. Especially if He is testing Thorin. If that's His aim, then the halfling was a very good choice indeed.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Stoneblind reviews
Courting one's Beloved is a difficult process at the best of times, with complex customs to remember. For Thorin Oakenshield, it's a whole lot more complicated than that. Firstly, his Beloved is a hobbit who has absolutely no idea that he even is Thorin's Beloved. Secondly, Thorin may or may not be completely invisible to said hobbit. Mahal has ever laughed upon the Line of Durin.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,778 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Balin - Complete
Change the Name but Not the Letter reviews
...Change for worse, not for the Better. Hobbit superstitions are not easily forgotten by some. (Primula/Drogo)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Complete
This Hollow Crown reviews
Because when all is said and done, all it's brought is heartbreak and regret. (AU - Thorin doesn't die; slight Bagginshield.)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Stress Relief reviews
Part 6 of the "Quite, Quite Scandalous" series. Of all the things to die of on this quest, high blood pressure is not Thorin's preferred method of kicking the bucket.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Hazy Shades of Summer reviews
" 'You don't know...' 'Don't know what, burglar.' Bilbo's shoulders shook in suppressed mirth. 'You didn't... You didn't hear about hobbits,' he said. 'I don't believe there's much to hear.' " Of course, that is where Thorin Oakenshield was completely wrong. In which Bilbo's eyes are intriguing and Thorin is, as usual, the last one to hear about these things.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
We Played At Love reviews
Bilbo enjoys his quiet existence as a librarian, with a good job and a nice house. If his love life is a little lacking, well, he doesn't let it bother him. But the sudden arrival of an old family friend throws a definite spanner in the works and suddenly Bilbo's got a boyfriend and is on his way to meet the in-laws. Unfortunately, nothing is ever easy for Bilbo Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,451 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Gandalf, Dís - Complete
Two Can Play at That Game reviews
Part 5 of the "Quite, Quite Scandalous" series. Rivendell just isn't the relaxing, worry-free haven it's meant to be... not when a certain hobbit's about, at any rate.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
With Hair-t and Soul reviews
Written for a prompt: "Thorin's beard gets super long, and Bilbo loves it." A blatant excuse to write established Thilbo fluff, and give Thorin's beard some love. AU - everybody lives.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Dís - Complete
Hard As Rock reviews
Part 4 of "Quite, Quite Scandalous". Because Thorin most certainly is not. What makes you think that?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Bofur - Complete
Limber Up reviews
Part 3 of the "Quite, Quite Scandalous" series. Bilbo continues to be a tease and Thorin fears for his sanity. Because really, no one should be allowed to look so desirable in the morning...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
A Long Night reviews
Part 2 of the "Quite, Quite Scandalous" series. In which Thorin discovers the worst part about camping: sleeping in proximity to his companions. Except Thorin's not doing much sleeping.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
A Cold Bath or Three reviews
Part 1 of the "Quite, Quite Scandalous" series. In which Bilbo's clothing is completely inappropriate for the company he's keeping and Thorin can't help but notice.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
A Winter's Tale reviews
The Solstice festivities are drawing closer in Erebor. As the sacred night approaches, one hobbit's heart becomes harder to ignore as Bilbo learns that miracles can happen even to him. He also comes to learn that Frodo and Fíli and Kíli are cunning little minxes who can't be trusted to keep a secret. (A festive Thilbo story - written for the lovely DancingChestnut.) *Now Complete.*
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,503 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Frodo B. - Complete
A Hobbit's Hearth: Tales of Yule in the Shire reviews
Little ficlets about Yuletime in the Shire. Snow, mistletoe, mince pies... Festive little short stories to get everyone in the mood! Christmas hobbit fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Frodo B., Bilbo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Desolation of Smaug Countdown Calendar reviews
Or, "The Trials of a Three-foot Burglar". An 'advent calendar' counting down until the release of the second Hobbit film: 25 fluffy, silly one-shots about Bilbo and the other members of Thorin and Company. *Ch 25: Family. *Now Complete.*
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,587 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur, Ori - Complete
A Perfect Match reviews
Bilbo tries his hand at match-making. What he doesn't expect is to find *his* perfect match in the process... Thilbo and Dwori as a side pairing; Lots of fluff. Also I should probably mention... it's VERY slow-build. Pain-stakingly so. *Now Complete.*
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,280 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Dwalin, Ori] - Complete
The Trouble With Kittens reviews
They were focused on him, their whiskers ruffling in the breeze; when the ginger kitten yawned Bilbo felt something tug at his heart strings. 'Alright,' he sighed wearily. 'I'll take them.' When they began a scuffle in the basket, Bilbo was forcibly reminded of those two young dwarf princes and their incessant squabbling. He smiled fondly. 'Hello, Fili and Kili,' he breathed.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Love That Holds Your Heart reviews
The Arkenstone exerts its siren's call over Thorin, and Bilbo loses the one he holds most dear. (Thilbo; character death)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Of Babies and Battle-cries reviews
The reason behind Oin's ear-trumpet: one *very* noisy nephew. Unashamed dwarf fluff. Because you can never have too much dwarf fluff.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Glóin, Óin - Complete
As One reviews
Together - they were always together; they existed as one, or not at all. (Slightly fluffy angst - but mostly angst.)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
A Successful Burglary reviews
An unfortunate injury on Bilbo's part has unexpected consequences. A Thilbo Romance. *Now Complete.*
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Bofur, Ori - Complete
Not The Only One reviews
Bilbo always assumed he was the only hobbit ever to have an "Adventure", but a surprise discovery proves him wrong. "It is Winterfilth of the Year 317 by Shire Reckoning. I am putting my story onto paper, so that it will never be truly forgotten. My name is Laurel Brownlock, and I have returned from the most extraordinary journey…" *on hiatus for now*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Bilbo B., Elf, Hobbit, Human
Like Tiny Lamps reviews
A little bit of shameless hobbit fluff. On a night walk, young Bilbo sees something beautiful.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Goodnight reviews
Bedtime stories are more than just a way to get children to sleep. One in particular holds special significance for the residents of Bag End...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Frodo B., Bilbo B. - Complete
An Unfortunate Gift reviews
A birthday present for Dori sparks strong feelings in Ori. Shameless dwarf fluff!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Nori, Dori, Ori - Complete
Tomorrow Will Be Kinder reviews
A series of drabbles about hope and life, about death and sacrifices made for love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Samwise G., Gimli, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
A Little Bit Of Took reviews
*Hobbit fluff!* Bungo and Bilbo are cloud-watching...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
THIS Big! reviews
Bilbo was always scared of spiders.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Complete
Pebbles in the Well reviews
Fíli and Kíli discover Gimli's unusual hobby, and Gimli gets his own back.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Awkward Moment When reviews
New Chapters for Return of the King are up! A collection of awkward and embarrassing moments between not just members of the Fellowship, but many other characters too. Set both during the events leading up to the War of the Ring and in the days of peace that followed, the poor inhabitants of Middle-earth just can't have a quiet life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,697 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
Creature Comforts reviews
One night when Ron can't sleep, he finds some comfort in an unexpected quarter. (Set during Prisoner of Azkaban)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Bad Habits reviews
Of all the things Frodo learned at Brandy Hall, there's one in particular which Sam will never approve of.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
A Daisy for My Daisy reviews
Samwise goes for a walk with his little daughter. *Hobbit fluff!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Samwise G. - Complete
King of the Forest reviews
There's a new King in town - and it's not Thranduil! Dwarf fluff. Young Fíli and Kíli give their uncle a bit of a fright...
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Cheering Frodo reviews
When Bilbo leaves the Shire after his eleventy-first birthday, Frodo is left feeling lost and alone. Worried about him, Frodo's friends band together to help him feel better. Not slash, simply our favourite hobbits trying to cheer up their dear friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
His Last Year reviews
Bilbo's diary in the year leading up to his departure. Detailing festivals to friends, romances to relatives, Bilbo documents his last year in the Shire. (Now Complete.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,180 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Frodo B., Bilbo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Bilbo in the Blossoms reviews
Hobbit fluff! Young Bilbo is getting ready for his father's birthday party, which turns out to be more eventful than perhaps his parents had planned...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Molly's Wish reviews
Molly always loved baking with her mother. All she ever wanted was a daughter with whom she could share this passion...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Ginny W., Molly W. - Complete
Trouble-Makers reviews
Thorin never knew how troublesome his nephews could be.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
With You Always reviews
As George kneels by his dead twin's body after the Battle of Hogwarts, he realises life is not so empty as it now seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Hungry Hobbit reviews
Pippin's hungry. So what does he do? He and Merry go to great lengths to acquire some food for poor little Pip...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Boromir - Complete
Vigil reviews
Éowyn witnesses the passing of her cousin Théodred.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Eowyn, Eomer, Theodred - Complete
The Annual Hobbiton Conker Competition reviews
A little one-shot, perhaps explaining the reason why in the Hobbit film, Bilbo claims 'he does have some skill at Conkers'.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Complete
An Unexpected Return reviews
"I saw Mr Bilbo when he came back sixty years ago, when I was a lad. I was up at Bag End stopping folks from trampling and trespassing all over the garden while the sale was on." - Hamfast Gamgee. A little One-Shot about the day Bilbo returns from his adventure to find his house being sold.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Bilbo B., Hobbit - Complete
Bramble reviews
When Sam finds a kitten stuck in a bush on his way to work and rescues it, never does he imagine the consequences such a simple action could have...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Frodo B., Samwise G.] - Complete
