Dear Writers of FanFiction

by

A Vulcan's Kiss

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Chapter 1: Aragorn's Romantic Life

Dear Writers of FanFiction,

I am completely and wholly devoted to and in love with Arwen. Not Legolas, not Boromir and certainly not Gandalf.

Sincerely,

Aragorn the II, son of Arathorn

Author's Note:

Disclaimer:

This is meant to be pure humour and to not offend anybody, read at your own risk. I do not own Lord of The Rings

or it's characters, that all belongs to the brilliance that is J.R.R. Tolkien. All publicly recognizable things belong

to their rightful owners, this disclaimer covers this WHOLE story.

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Thank you for reading and please review!

Next Chapter: Starring the elves and what, exactly, doesn't give them pleasure.

Adios!

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~A Vulcan's Kiss