Dear Author
If you are still visiting this post, I must tell you how Utterly Refreshing your pieces are. I hope you didn't actually have to suffer through all that repetitive and tedious tripe.
Many Thanks

Haha, I'm hearing Jenny's voice... and Treebeard isn't happy.

Thankfully the vampire craze has subsided. I blame Twilight.

Err... doesn't Sauron technically have them? Or doesn't he count?

I caught it.

So many about Legolas... does this guy catch a break at all? No wonder why he eventually crosses over the sea.

I agree with him.

All I'm thinking of is that "Epic Rap Battle."

Yes. I like Faramir a lot too. But with his father... why?

This one had me laughing for a while. I didn't like Boromir at first, but I ended up liking him after reading the book and letting everything sink in for a few days.
Where are these dreadful stories at? I think I need to see just how bad they are for myself!

I can't quite understand the fascination with Legolas. (Appearance, maybe? He's an Elf? He primarily uses a bow?) Although I like him and everyone else in the fellowship, even Boromir, I'd have to say that Legolas is my least liked member of the nine. Poor Gimli; he needs some love too!

Fanfics often throw canon couples out of the window...

Yes. I noticed this too. Distant cousins sure, but they are all related. I saw stories like this and I thought, "Well, these authors probably saw the films, and they didn't stress their relationships with each other..."

My friend and I were discussing once through texts... and autocorrect used "Legless" instead of Legolas. I almost fell out of my chair reading that one!

Faramir is one of my favorite characters, so yeah, I wouldn't like that too much.