One-shot set the morning after Kate shows up at Caroline's door with Celia. My first ever foray into fanfiction, so reviews kindly received and much appreciated. Obviously the characters are not mine. All credits to Sally Wainright.

Lily wakes up in the night for no reason, after one such event she goes down to the common room where she finds a familiar face. From there things slowly begin to develop into something else. One-shot.

Severus Snape gives Hermione something to think about concerning Professor Trelawney.

Caroline and Kate have a brief conversation on a clear day in Harrogate.

Inside the Library's data core, River Song blows up some stars and discusses happiness.

James and Lily start hijacking one another's rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.

Why was Hermione so upset after the Yule Ball? the boys think its hormones, but Hermione has a secret...and who finds it out, but our faviorite snarky Potions professor. Adult situations.

From a prompt on the Doctor Who Kink Meme Tumblr - after a tough day of adventure, River and the Doctor spend some time relaxing. UPDATE: There is no part 2 due to recent developments in the DW universe.

Hermione follows Snape from the Hogshead Inn. He is NOT pleased.

Amy and Rory want to consummate their wedding. The Doctor sees this as an educational opportunity. Amy/Rory/Doctor

Written for the Glee Kink Meme on LJ. Santana convinces Finn that handjobs aren't cheating so she gives him several in different places. PURE SMUT.

Frankie contemplates returning to Glasgow. - Running was what she did best, and America seemed far enough. - Prompt: Oh look at the strange boy: he finds it hard existing -Oneshot-

Rachel's entry to an erotic fiction contest describing an imagined night in her bedroom with Puck and Finn during their sophomore year in high school.

He cries so she won't have to. / Shell one-shot / AU

Jocasta was not Merope and Merope was certainly not Jocasta. Despite that he wished their roles had been reversed, Oedipus does not deny the pleasure Jocasta gave him as his wife.

5 Things the Doctor Learned from Earth Pornography That Amy and Rory had to Unteach Him . Written for the kink meme, very silly. Amy/11, Rory/11.

Rory and Amy have their wedding night on the TARDIS and the Doctor 'accidentally' walks in on them. Rated M for later chapters. Dedicated to fireheart93.

Of all the impossible situations the Doctor has ever been caught in, he can't seem to find an exit strategy when his companions are going at it in the same room. Something must have him distracted. R-rated one shot. Amy/Rory, Amy/11

The Doctor finds himself finding his companions in some rather...compromising positions around the TARDIS. Worse thing is, he never knows where to expect them next.

Don't let the title turn you off. It's not a total shag-fest. A lighter look at Snape and Hermione in various situations.

Sirius and Hermione stumble into a marriage, after a night of drunken sex. Now they want out, but wizarding law decrees that a couple have to live together for a year before divorce. Rated M for severe smut and language.

A brothel in Knockturn Alley serves a variety of our favorite and not-so-favorite characters.

Hermione is willing to learn. And Severus is determined to teach her.

Lily's Journal. Updated Daily. ‘Oh Lily. He gave you a New Year’s kiss, remember? And then you said, “Thank you. You smell like pickles.”'

Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione sit down and watch the first Harry Potter movie.

Hermione goes into the Prefect's bathroom to enjoy a luxury bathing experience, but she's interrupted and has to hide. Adult/sexual content, graphic descriptions.

Sometimes, you remember someone so much better just because you hate them.

Drabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - 'Sighing in frustration, she threw back the covers and paced a few steps in the empty room. The whole damn house was empty, now.' This is barely even femslash, you're probably fine if you're just looking for friendship.

Eddy/Patsy one-shot. - FEMSLASH - Patsy's sitting alone in the dark at four a.m. Eddy's concerned.

Drabble. Eddy/Patsy - FEMSLASH - 'My eyes are drawn to her mouth as she breathes another drag. And suddenly I can’t stop myself.' Drabble-length Eddy/Patsy fluff.

Sometimes, Sirius thought, you had to mix things to get them right. After all, he wouldn't have Hermione anywhere but that perfect spot of afternoon sunlight on the attic floor.

One shot. Hermione and Ron are just about to tie the knot. The wedding is interrupted . . .

Hermione discovers her husband Ron has not only cheated on her, but gotten another witch pregnant. He moves out and Hermione tries to deal with it as best she can . . . Snape helps ; Angst, M/F, PWP, WIP

Chat Challenge! 500 word smut challenge for Snape and Hermione's wedding night.

This is the tale of Snape's traumatic trip to the grocery store. Well, it wouldn't have been traumatic if he'd left Voldemort, Lucius, and Bellatrix behind!

A passionate fight with Hermione causes Sirius to rush to the neighborhood stripper club. Only there does he wonder whether he made a mistake in telling her she was fat. One-Shot, Humorous, R&R.

A collection of Potterverse first kisses.

Two Hogwarts teachers sneak off to the Room of Requirement for a quickie, and discover a few things about the long and distinguished history of the Room... 18 plus only. Contains Slash, Femslash and Normal Pairings

There is a room. A secret room that the Headmaster (with an exceptionally full bladder) stumbled upon one night, thinking that it was a loo. But the Seventh Years use it for much more than that. Much much more. It is the Room of Requirement. DH

Hermione reflects on her feelings for the sarcastic Potions teacher... HGSS Oneshot