Name: LinzRW

Age: 25 (for all you know I could be lying)

A Note Before You Proceed:

Hello, and thank you for checking out my profile page!

If you're here, I assume you've read one of my stories. Thank you! Some of them, I wrote when I was still in high school (Criminally Insane Series), and some of them, I've been working on for over five years (The Skipper). Everything I write is important to me, and I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I love writing them.

As many of my long-time readers probably know, I'm not the most consistent updater. I work in waves of inspiration, which means I'll probably update frequently for a month or two and then go silent for awhile. That doesn't mean I've forgotten my stories; it just means that I'm low on inspiration or my life is a chaotic mess or both. I am a working grad student at the moment, and let me tell you, that means I don't have a lot of free time. But I will update when I can, because I love fanfiction and what it can do for readers and writers alike.

Further down on this page, I give the status of the stories I'm working on and any other updates. There are also links to translations or fan art that my readers have done. Links don't work on this site anymore, but if you go to deviantart, find the profile fallen003, and go to "favorites", I have folders of fan art for people to look through.

Thank you for reading my stories and supporting fanfiction! Y'all are awesome!

Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:

Preferred name: LinzRW or Linz

Favorite color: Red. Has been since I knew what colors were.

If you could have anything right now… Coffee. Oh wait. I have it. Never mind.

Favorite article of clothing: Leather jacket. (I own five. One I stole from a club...long story.)

If you could change anything about your appearance… What are you talking about? I'm perfect.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Gin and tonic. (My friends don't even bother asking what I want to drink anymore...)

Favorite number: Three.

Half empty or half full? Fill the damn glass all the way. Don't give me any of this cheap half full/half empty crap.

Turkey or chicken ...Pork?

If you could be doing anything right now… Writing.

Ever been in love? Yep. It's called the mirror.

Siblings Can I lie and say no?

One word to describe yourself Awesome. (I'd like to say majestic, but that would be a lie.)

Blondes or brunettes Brunettes.

Favorite food Coffee.

What does your Pen Name mean? Linz is a nickname and RW stands for Review Whore. Which is so true. (Please review my stories!)

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? SLYTHERIN. (See my story Daphne Greengrass, Side Character)

If you had one super-power, what would it be? To be majestic. Because that is totally a super power.

Which shoe goes on first? They both go on at the same time. (Skill!)

Do you cook? Once a year at Thanksgiving.

Current mood? No idea. Ask me tomorrow.

MY FANFICTION

Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK ONE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

COMPLETE

1tE5o6 - fanvideo - Kisame the Love Guru

Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK TWO)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

COMPLETE

Psycho Kay - V's Somewhat Sane Adventures With The Akatsuki

When Gods God Criminally Insane (CRIMINALLY INSANE SERIES: BOOK THREE)

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Romance

COMPLETE: However, the ending is summarized.

The Skipper

Humor/Adventure/Action/Fantasy/Tragedy/Romance/Time-Travel

First chapter translated into Spanish (by Astarte B) can be found here

Translated into German (by Tishunka) can be found

PART ONE: ANACHRONISM - COMPLETE! Editing in progress. First round edits to Ch 77.

Ana has spent her life Skipping between this world and Middle Earth. FEATURING: clumsy balrogs, pretty boy elves (urg), dwarf bridesmaids, drinking parties with an elvenking and his moose, a dragon and dwarf boyband, and most importantly, a hell of a lot of majesty.

PART TWO: ANAMNESIS - Rewrite in Progress.

Ana is enjoying her Senturiel-less life in Bree. That is, until an old-new acquaintance shows up and calls Ana's fake-husband off to war. Then, Ana has the slight problem of being stalked by a man who calls himself Tea. And, of course, the past and the future has a way of coming and biting her on the backside. So, perhaps, Ana's life isn't as enjoyable as she would have liked it – but that's all part of being the Skipper. FEATURING: Dwarves, dwarves, dwarves, and more dwarves. Some orcs. Some humans. Some annoying elves that we don't really like to talk about. A ghostly ex-boyfriend that can never quite get over the fact that he was dumped in the future. And, of course, the most majestic dwarf of all.

Daphne Greengrass, Side Character (In-Progress)

Fantasy/Drama/Friendship/Romance/Coming-Of-Age

Daphne Greengrass is on a quest to become the main character of her own life for once, but that's easier said than done. Featuring: conspiracy theories, evil plotting, a Slytherin Revolution, and sassy Potter. OotP, HBP, and DH. Not your usual Daphne.

The Hidden Diadem (In-Progress)

Fantasy/Suspense/Action/Tragedy/Drama/Romance

She didn't want to die, so she took the deal that was offered to her. And that's how her story as Marlene begins: armed with Ravenclaw's diadem, burdened with knowledge of the book series, and guided by the snooty Helena Ravenclaw, she must save the McKinnon family from their terrible fate. Book-reader-in-marauder-era.

The Tactician (In-Progress)

Fantasy/Adventure/Action/Tragedy/Friendship/Romance

So a grouchy, unsocial "apprentice tactician" who lies like there's no tomorrow and has a bad habit of eavesdropping isn't the ideal heroine for a story. But at least she wins battles. Most of the time.

Note: not your usual tactician pairing

Elysium (On Hiatus)

Fantasy/Adventure/Tragedy/Drama/Friendship/Romance

May 4, 2013. The nuclear missile struck NYC. The Avengers failed. The Chitauri invaded and enslaved humanity.

August 12, 2019. They may be scattered and broken, but the Avengers aren't dead just yet.

MY ORIGINAL WORK

The Tea Party Of Queens: Snow White (On Hiatus)

Fairy Tale/Fantasy/Adventure/Romance

In Fairy Island, a vicious world full of torture and backstabbing, five legendary queens meet for an extravaganza intended to attract tourism. Under threat of dancing in burning iron shoes if they ever repeat what they hear, Snow White, Belle, Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella decide to share the true stories of how they rose to power.

Excerpt:

I reached the door and had it partially open before I turned back and said, “Before I go. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

The Mirror spoke as it had always spoken for these past two years. In the voice that knew all, the Mirror said, “Snow White.”

My mother was livid. The corners of her mouth and her forehead were streaked with frown lines. Her hands trembled and her lips pouted stubbornly. Antyom stood beside the mirror in silence, though irritation burned behind his coal black eyes.

I beamed at the two of them, curtsied politely, and then closed the door firmly behind me.

The Internal Struggle of Stacey-Jo Dawson (On Hiatus)

Romance/Sports/Drama/Humor

Houston Texans football is Stacey-Jo Dawson's religion, which makes their rival team, the Avercion Copperheads, the equivalent of Satan. And that philosophy is working pretty well for Stacey-Jo - until she has a one night stand with Copperheads rookie quarterback, Dallas Kier.

Excerpt:

When I stepped outside the back door of the Gypsy Bar with the intent of catching a cab and avoiding a scolding from my friends, I did not expect to find a man sitting on a trash car. Correct that—I did not expect to find an attractive man sitting on a trash can. Brooding. There was a downward curl to his mouth and a furrow between his eyebrows. I put the signs together and realized that I had stumbled across an attractive, brooding man. Which brings me to the real problem—what was I going to do with this attractive, brooding man?

https://www.fictionpress.info/s/3177703/1/The-Internal-Struggle-of-Stacey-Jo-Dawson