HP/DM
SS/Vampire Sanguini pairing

Whilst in detention Draco asked Filch what exactly was that large muggle looking device in corner of classroom. The one with an ominous Alpha & Omega symbol on it..
The caretaker told him that Arthur Weasley had confiscated it from a couple of strange types; one with badly burned skin & really long robes, and another who seemed to have been partially transfigured into a gorilla. He'd sent to Dumbledore that morning to see if the headmaster could figure it out.
After Filch left Draco could swear he could hear ticking coming from the object? Curiosity got the better of Malfoy & he went up & put his ear to it..

.. just as the 500 megaton cobalt salted fission-fusion-fission device exploded in his face..

Very fortunately Hogwarts magically wardings & planar shielding managed to shunt almost all the energies into another dimensional plane & seal the rest in trinitite like magical glass.

Argus Flitch returned two hours later to find where classroom doorway had previously been, a now perfectly smooth blue-black rectangle of polished obsidian like glass .. that was slightly warm to the touch..

"Fucking purebloods!" he muttered "Always trying something to get out of punishments!"

Harry and everyone at Hogwarts soon forgot Draco. Harry developed a meaningful relationship with another person - possibly Oliver Wood or maybe is was Susan Bones. Either way this universe was spared yet another dreary drarry drama.

Awww, such a great ending.
Thank you for explaining about Tonks. That part did confuse me. Sad it was her. What'd you have against Tonks? Does that mean Moody was potion'd? Or just very trusting of his old friend?
Glad everyone is together and happy. I appreciate that the actual cure has more steps because only one or two ingredients seemed very farfetched even for a fictional magic potion.
Thank you for writing.

I love this story. I love your writing. I'm so excited for so much of the events in Harry's life. I'm happy he has such a great support system. I was kind of hoping to avoid the full on sex scenes so I was a bit disappointed when Sanguini finally got Severus chapters ago.
I love all the potions Harry has created. I love the things you put into to explain my questions and probably others' questions as well such as whybit wasn't necessary to disguise Hedwig at first or Minerva ranting at Cache about his name being a bit obvious. I didn't remember about the tattoo Harry was going to get to hide his things until he was staring at the portrait. Idk if I'd want hit cocoa brewed in Harry's arm. The whole pulling vines in a black hole on his arm was kind of weird/gross but I guess always with you wizard space is cool.
So glad Dumbledore is taken out.
So happy that Alice and Frank are better.
Thank you for finally waking Ron and Hermione out of their Dumbledore worship and that they weren't just written off as unredeemable.
This chapter was a bit confusing in it's hurry. I think I need to read it again.

Oh no! Harry hasn't changed Hedwig's name! I thought he'd considered changing her coloring but I don't think he's done it yet.
I had expected Harry to tell people he was older so I was surprised that he told Poppy he was only 11. I think with his growth spurt 13 or 14 would have been believed and more people would accept a 14 living alone.
Oh well
I love where this is going. 0

Essa fic é tão surpreendente! Eu amei muito! Nossa, foi espetacular! Confesso que queria mais cenas fofas Drarry's mas a trama e os personagens criados foram tão bons que eu fiqui envolvida de uma tal forma que simplesmente não vi cada capítulo passar! O Drarry's foi pouco mas o pouco que foi, ula-ula foi ótimo e Harry dando um beijo na bochecha de Draco debaixo do visco foi a coisa mais doce e mais fofinha que eu já tinha lido e olha que eu leio muito e adoro fofufas! Kkkkkk... Parabéns, essa fic é uma obra de arte!

Sqweeeee! Love love love this story!

Muwahahahahahaaa!

Uh oh!

Bwahahahahahahaaaa! XD

Bwahahahahahahaaaa! XD figure that the Dursleys blood would be just as nasty as they are!

Great story! rereading it!

The Good Ship Griffin by the Weirdo Sisters:
It was on the good ship Griffin
By Merlin, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a witch in bed
Riding on a dragon's penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a Captain Potter
He was the git, who got hit
But escaped the Dark Lord's slaughter

Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Coz there's fuck all else to do

The Bosun's name was Malfoy
He couldn't bloody bother
Ten times a day he'd stop & play
With his limp & tiny todger

The first mate's name was Weasley
By Circe, he was so lazy
He'd snooze & eat & then repeat
And drove the others crazy

Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Coz there's fuck all else to do

The Navigator was Granger
To cocks she was no stranger
Five times a day, they'd come & play
And left both her holes in danger

The cabin boy was Creevey
Who loved to do things freaky
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Friggin' on the Griffin
Coz there's fuck all else to do

The Captain's wife was Ginny
Had a lovely red pubed quimy
She'd pluck them out & the would shout
Her cunt was bald & ready

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
(With apologies to the Sex Pistols)

And Fawkes?

Such a wonderfulistic fic !
Thanks a lot lot lot lot lot