Terry pratchett was quoted. No other words are needed.

I must say, I ship RenxKisame so much xD
I love the story, by the way!

ugh too much fluff

Hi! Really love your story and writing style. Just wanted to mention one inconsistency in this chapter – which I probably only noticed because I’ve been binge-reading – you’re addressing the Elder spider as ‘Chiyo’ now when before (like... 20 chapters back) it was Elder ‘Kana’. It tripped me up a bit, so that’s why I’m mentioning it! Thank you for the awesome story.

Understandable, you do seem fake.

I don't really like your oc...

I gotta say reading this story is worth the time because believe it or not i was a bit confused on how you started the story and admittedly a bit doubtful but i'm glad i didn't drop it i love the way you write each and every single character and they don't really seem out of character especially with the changes done in the naruto-verse with the help of your Oc Renee.
All in all can't wait for your next update hope you're doing well and may the Angels of inspiration and creativity bless you even more.

Kunoichi classes are quite useful actually. One word: Seduction.
A kunoichi can use seduction to get information.

Just two comments:
1) You mentioned removing the messages about the USB issues and whatnot since they are no long applicable. I figured I should mention the first few chapters since have those messages.
2) A comment you made during the exams, about biting the tongue, and the mention of genjutsu made me think of something: A subtle genjutsu that messes with your senses and causes you to bite your tongue xD. Quite deadly actually, but have a natural restraint in not biting through our tongues, but I image a genjutsu could perhaps bypass that instinct.

... Huh.

I am inlove with Ren, she's relatable like Ik (I guess) how she feels about Hiruzen like bro, I know he cares about Naruto but please, just please, anime logic, adults in animes are sometimes (mostly) not helpful. Nono and Iemitsu in Khr, Jiraiya (I love him but please, Naruto didn't have anyone and I know he has his spying whatsoever but NARUTO?), Hiruzen, Motherfuckering council who's not helpful because there's so many hole in Naruto but who cares, A lil bit of Chiyo too (Gaara?) and other people who deserves a punch to the groin.

Ojalá puedas volver a escribir está historia!

great story.

You're shipping her with Orochimaru?! One word! PLEASE! (and two more words) THANK YOU!

Wow ok then she just dropped from quirky to full mental illness retard in one chapter