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When life gives you Lemons, fanfiction dot net takes them away

Hello! I am a 31 yo nerd:) I love fanfiction. Mostly Harry Potter on this site. I also love NASCAR stories that I used to read on a different site, fanficnation which has sadly been shut down. My fav stories are HG/FW, HG/GW, HG/RL, HG/SB and some HG/DM. Absolutely no Romiones. J. K. is the Queen but I just dont like those two together. The craziest part is Hermione actually irratates me in the books but I love her in fanfiction. Weird. Some of my all time fav authors on this site are Mary Royale, Miia Swann, She Who Cannot Be Turned, Resa Aureus, and Wizards-Pupil.

I highly recommned reading

1. HG/SB- Reaching across time by Miia Swann- COMPLETE!

2. HG/FW/GW- Soul Bonding by MaryRoyale-complete

3. HG/RL- The Last Marauder by Resa Aureus-complete

4. HG/SB- Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale- complete

5. HG/SB- The Trick of Time by Resa Aureus- complete

6. HG/CC- Ripples in Water by sarhea- in progress--this is a HP/Twilight crossover

7. HG/FW- Snipe by Wizards-Pupil-complete

8. HG/SS- PTSD by I M Sterling- complete

9. HP/DW- Asmodeus- She Who Cannot Be Turned- complete--HP/SPN Crossover

10. Back in Black- sakurademonalchemist- in progress--HP/SPN Crossover

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

If you cried when Fred Weasley died and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (I read the HP and Twilight books in less than a day each)

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (lisa.francis.96780 - 8 hours give or take)

I have decided that I want to become a TRUE Potterhead. This means that I am going to watch the movies back to back then read the books back to back. Well the books will have to be between work but it is the thought that counts right? I have to watch the movies first cause i can only do that on my days off and I cant be positive how long it will take to read the books. My goal and challenge to any who wish to try is this: watch the movies then read the books all back to back.

2/25/2013- watched all 8 movies in one go- Complete

2/26/2013- Read HP and the Sorcerers Stone- Complete

2/27/2013- Read HP and the Chamber of Secrets- Complete

2/28/2013- Read HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban- Complete

3/1/2013- Read HP and the Goblet of Fire- Complete

3/2/2013- Read HP and the Order of the Phoenix- Complete

3/3/2013- Read HP and the Half Blood Prince- Complete

3/4/2013- Read HP and the Deathly Hallows- Complete

I completed my goal!!!

I am a TRUE POTTERHEAD!

I have decided that I want to become a TRUE Twi-head. This means that I am going to watch the movies back to back then read the books back to back. Well the books will have to be between work but it is the thought that counts right? I have to watch the movies first cause i can only do that on my days off and I cant be positive how long it will take to read the books. My goal and challenge to any who wish to try is this: watch the movies then read the books all back to back.

4/13/2013- watched all 5 movies in one go- Complete

4/14/2013- Read Midnight Sun- Complete

4/15/2013- Read Twilight- Complete

4/16/2013- Read New Moon- Complete

4/17/2013- Read Eclipse- Complete

4/18/2013- Read Breaking Dawn- Complete

I am a TRUE TWI-HEAD!

I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.

Show your support for the Twin Exchange! Copy and Paste this to your profile! (Because any group that believes Fred isn't dead is just a great place to join!)