Ok so Naru/Gaara Sasu/Naru Sasu/Saku and maybe Saku/Kaka and possibly a little bit of shika/naru and with all of this we will definitely have some Yaoi

Alright this is about Naruto and Gaara mainly and a bit of Sasuke jealousy which leads to him proving his hederosexual ness and so this will contain Yaoi but if thats all youre here for once i've made them i will mark them as containing "mature themes" or not but i wont reveal who they include but please read the whole thing im gonna get like carpel tunnel or something from this. To avoid it being even longer than it has to be we Gaara is super best friends with naruto but thats it and he is no longer any kind of threat and people arent afraid of him but arent great friends either.

Ok so as youre reading you'll see these [Character name] but i probably wont have these all through out just dont get used to it cuz i get lazy infact i put those in because i didnt want to write "blah blah blah." said Naruto so yea i think youll be able to tell who is who and i wont make one character say two lines so it will always alternate so itll be easy

BEGIN THE STORY:

Naruto woke up a little hungover from the night before of drinking with his buddies which did not happen regularly so today was gonna be rough. He pulled himself off of his bed and drudged to the bathroom for a shower. He was moving so slowly due to his raging headache but he made it to the training grounds only about 20 minutes late and Kakashi was still not there. Luckily today would not be real training today they were out shopping for Sakura's birthday present.

"Naruto you're late again why can't you keep track of time I don't want to be out shopping for too long," [Sasuke]

"...guh...Sasuke please just...just...shhhhhh." [Naruto]

Naruto just didn't have the energy to fight with Sasuke today his headache was awful the only reason he was here was to find Sakura the perfect gift to make her swoon...hopefully...

"Whatever loser...when is Kakashi-sensei getting here already." [Sasuke]

At that moment Kakashi sensei walked up looking as if he was right on time instead of looking like he was 45 minutes late

"Hey you guys you ready to go shopping." [Kakashi]

"SENSEI ! You're so late whats wrong with you sheesh!" [Naruto]

As soon as he finished yelling that his head suddenly got a rush of pain and he immediately shut up. After some complaints to Kakashi's lateness by Sasuke they were ready to set off and find the perfect present. They gave Sasuke the job of finding out what she wanted which entailed him going to her house and non chalantly asking what she had been wanting without revealing they were shopping for her.

Sasuke has returned from Sakura's at this point

"Well Sasuke, how'd it go?" [Kakashi]

"Hmpf...she found out...she said anything we found would be great..." [Sasuke]

"Aw seriously Sasuke you let her find out now everything is ruined we sent you cause you told us you could do this without sounding suspicious, geez maybe we shouldn't go on that spy mission Grandma Tsunade gave us you're a dead give away." [Naruto]

"Alright, that's it." [Sasuke]

Sasuke lunged at Naruto kunai in hand ready to tear him to shreds and Naruto came back just as hard. They had each almost made contact when they both were sent in different directions by Kakashi ramming them both into two trees.

"Sasuke, Naruto today is not about you two fighting it's about Sakura's birthday. Once we've got the present then you can kill eachother four times over but we've missed her birthday ever since we've been a team and I'm not about to go through another nice dinner out with you two because we couldn't find a damn present now hurry up we'll search the market place at the border of four nations, I hear they have nice stuff go get ready and we might need to stay the night." [Kakashi]

(Btw there is a place in the Naruto universe where four lands meet its like the leaf the sand and like land of rocks and land of forests or something like that)

Later that day as Naruto was packing he got a visitor who just happened to be the one person he could not ask to tag along with him, Sakura, but after a while of talking he was able to get leave without telling her they were buying her gift but he had let it slip out which market they'd be at. Obviously Sakura was going to trail them it was inevitable but Naruto was still oblivious.

Team 7 headed for the market which was bout half a days travel but the roads got dangerous at night making it about a two day trip. Sakura trailed after them leaving an hour of space between them as not to be spotted she was only able to do this because she knew where the market was otherwise she'd be lost.

They arrived at the market full of all types of ninja Kakashi sent them all out to find the perfect gift for Sakura. Naruto and Sasuke searched all over but neither had any clue what she would want they thought about buying her some new clothes but without knowing her size they ran the risk of insulting her so they scrapped that idea. Naruto and Sasuke realized they were getting no where and decided to split up, Sasuke went to a perfume store while Naruto shopped around at a jewelry shop. Oddly enough browsing through the turquoise pendants was Naruto's great friend Gaara.

"Hey Gaara, whatcha doin' here you don't wear this stuff do you?" [Naruto]

"Oh Naruto..." he said blushing, "umm.. of course not this stuff isn't for me umm.. Temari sent me to pick up a few things...heh" [Gaara]

"Mhmm," he said doubtfully, " well whatever, so hey I'm getting Sakura a birthday present wanna walk with me I'm bored out of my mind" [Naruto]

"Oh well uh sure..." [Gaara]

"Well alright then lets head out," [Naruto]

Naruto and Gaara walked around for almost 45 minutes and Naruto was suprised at how much Gaara was able to pick out for Sakura but he paid no mind to it he did have an older sister who used him as a personal shopper after all. After awhile Naruto thought he should check and see if Sasuke had any luck but he was having too much fun with Gaara.

Meanwhile Sakura arrived but could not find any of her team anywhere which made her worry... what if they already knew she was there. She almost had a panic attack thinking about them watching her until she saw Sasuke sitting on a bench toward the center of the market place. She must've watched him for twenty minutes before realizing he was taking a nap... ugh

Back with Naruto and Gaara. They had found Sakura the perfect present, a brand new purse with matching earrings. Naruto and Gaara were pleased with themselves and treated themselves to a big ramen lunch, it wasn't as good as Ichiraku but close enough. As they leaving Naruto noticed a small area full of carnival rides just outside of the market area. Naruto wondered if it was even in business seeing as there were no customers but he suggested it none the less.

"Gaara Gaara! See those rides over there lets go on one of those look that one spins you in a circle while you sit in a chair that spins in a circle! HOW COULD IT GET ANY BETTER!"

"umm.. ok...is anyone running it still..."

"Ah come one Gaara of course someone is running it...maybe...let's just go check!"

"alright Naruto lets go...I'll pay since you just bought all those gifts"

"Wow ya mean it! You're the best Gaara I'll pay you back real soon I swear"

"it doesn't matter it's my treat.."

Naruto and Gaara went to get change for a ticket and when they returned to get on the ride there was a line granted it wasn't too short but it could only mean that the ride was awesome. Naruto got super pumped as they entered the line while Gaara stayed at an average level of excitement as usual. They waited for only about a minute until they got the ride started but they still weren't in the first group that could go on so more waiting awaited them. They started talking to pass the time.

"so...naruto...are you having fun?"

"Of course I am we bought ramen it doesn't get better plus we haven't seen eachother is so long I was starting to kinda miss you heh.."

"oh...well that's good I was missing you too..."

And with that it was their turn to get on the ride which had made them wait much longer than they thought but that also meant they would stay on longer

Meanwhile as much as Sakura loved watching Sasuke sleep she just had to find out what they were getting she thought she might be able to sneak up on Sasuke and peek in the bag. She approached the bench and as soon as she touched the bag Sasuke jolted awake and nearly killed her. She was so surprised fell face forward onto the bench. Sasuke was still groggy so it took him a second to realize it was just Sakura.

"S-s-sakura? What are you doing here.. urg did Naruto tell you what we're doing"

"Well actually Sasuke if you recall correctly that was you who told me"

"Oh...right anyway you really shouldn't be here Kakashi'll kill you"

"I just had to know what everyone was getting me, no offense but it's not exactly easy to return something here if I don't like it..."

"Urg..whatever..."

"Wanna take a walk?"

"Fine but after that you go back to the leaf Kakashi is keeping us here over night...earlier I saw a Makeout Paradise stand so we might be here a while"

So Sakura and Sasuke walked around talking about Naruto and Kakashi and all that good stuff

Meanwhile back at the rides (Naruto and Gaara)

Naruto and Gaara stepped up onto the ride, they were the only ones in their section but they still sat right next to eachother, there was a slight delay for the ride to start but it was alright they were having fun just talking to eachother. They were talking about how great the day had been when suddenly Gaara pressed his lips against Naruto's, it was passionate and wet and completely unexpected. Naruto was completely taken aback, he wasn't gay...right? He was enjoying this kiss and was also enjoying the one he shared it with. It had only been about 3 seconds before Naruto pulled back.

"I-i-i-i'm sorry Naruto...I was jus-s-t caught up in the moment..."

"Uh no no it was nice.."

"um Naruto could we not tell anyone about this...?"

"Oh right, yea sure I won't..."

With that the ride started spinning. Naruto was thinking about that kiss, he thought he was straight but...he liked it...a lot. He turned to Gaara looked him dead in the eyes and pushed his lips against his. Gaara was as shocked as Naruto was the first time but after the initial shock he started kissing him back. Naruto felt Gaara's tongue searching for an entrance which is just what Naruto gave him. Naruto ran his fingers through his coarse red hair and Gaara rubbed the blond's thighs. They continued kissing and probably would keep it up until the ride stopped.

MEANWHILE

Sakura and Sasuke were walking when they came across what appeared to be an extreme version of teacup ride.

"OOH SASUKE LOOK AT THAT RIDE...teacups how romantic..."

"Sakura I'm not going on that ride we're taking you home come on"

"But Sasuke...can we at least walk by it, I promise after that no more asking...PLEEEEEAAAASSSSEE"

"Urg...but it's so out of the way...fine you're so annoying"

The pair walk around the ride a few times until Sakura came to terms with the fact that Sasuke would not ride the ride. They were walking toward the market place, Sakura got to get one last look at her chance to have a kind of date with Sasuke. She watched as the teacups rounded with cute couples on dates "that coulda been me" she thought...she stared longingly at the teacups hoping Sasuke would change his mind. As she watched she walked slower and slower until she stopped in awe.

"Come on Sakura, you have to leave pretty soon, what's wrong why do you look so shocked, are you ok?"

"S-s-sasuke, I just saw something I CANNOT unsee..."

"What're you talking about what's wrong?"

"Look at the ride and wait..."

Sasuke watched as random people spun around having a great time what could Sakura possibly be talking about.

"Sakura it;s just a ride why are you-"

"KEEP WATCHING"

Sasuke looked back two more people went around before he saw what he thought was a dream it couldn't be happening the first emotion he expected was shock or disgust but that is not what he got. The first thought that came to Sasuke's mind was that he was jealous. Naruto kissing Gaara...that thought scared Sasuke, he wasn't jealous, Naruto's a guy he was a guy he like women...like Sakura she's a girl. Why was he jealous. He turned to Sakura who looked as though she just killed a puppy.

"Sakura, this probably isn't what it seems lets go before he see's us"

"Mm-m-hmm"

Sakura was shaking like a leaf barely able to walk but Sasuke just wanted to leave and sort his head out he didn't want to have to worry about Sakura. They got half way into the town leaving them in the open square. Sasuke's head was a mess and he knew if they stayed in the square much longer Kakashi would see them and be furious. He didn't care he wanted Sakura to be able to sort it out herself he needed to do the same but it would have to wait.

"Now Sakura we don't know what we saw..it's probably a huge misunderstanding...Sakura?"

But for a few more minutes Sakura would be unresponsive. Sasuke wanted to cry or did he, he didn't care Naruto could do whatever he wanted right...ugh he just needed to find somewhere to sit without being spotted his mind would have to wait a while.

"Sakura come on if we stay out here Kakashi'll eventually see you we don't want that"

"mmhmm..."

They walk out of the market square and into an area with water fountains a two empty benches. Sakura and Sasuke plopped down realizing that this whole event had taken place in a maximum window of 4 minutes.

"Sakura you ok...?"

"I'm just confused is all...how bout how"

"..."

"Sasuke should we tell him?"

"I don't know I just...you need to go back to Konoha"

"But Sasuke I can't just leave now I mean no it's not a dire situation but I want to straighten things ou- I mean sort things out before I leave"

"Sakura he can't know you were here or that we watched him do...that to a guy"

"I'm not leaving"

"Urgh Sakura fine but you can't stay with us you have to get your own hotel room or leave tonight...alright"

"Fine lets go get me one"

MEANWHILE

Gaara and Naruto had been making out the whole ride and hadn't come up for air yet. The ride slowly lurched to a stop and at that point they stopped kissing, looked at eachother and did not say a word. Blushing the awkwardly got off the ride said a one word good bye and walked away in to different directions. Naruto didn't know where Gaara was off too but he just wanted to forget that happened, he loved...right? Ugh "It never happened" he told himself but it did happen and he knew it but he'd deal with that later...he was off to find Sasuke to see if he'd found Sakura's gift yet.

At this point Sakura was in her own hotel room across the hall from the other's room a bit risky that Sasuke knew but he wanted her close by incase she tried talking to Naruto herself.

Naruto was completely physically and emotionally drained and he would just have to meet up with Sasuke at their hotel. Suprisingly when he got there Sasuke was in the room shakily making himself some instant ramen. Naruto walked in not knowing what happened but when their eyes met Sasuke couldn't stop blushing but for some reason still wished it was him not Gaara but he pushed those thoughts far back he needed to deal with th situation in front of him.

"Hey Sasuke did you find something for Sakura."

"Uuumm y-yea I-i did I g-g-got some perfume f-for her...diid you"

"Oh yeah I did Gaara know a lot since he has Temari so he helped me I got her earrings and a purse. Has Kakashi told you about his gift situation?"

"...no..."

"Umm ok any ramen left for me?"

"...yea..."

"Geez Sasuke don't talk my ear off!"

"...ok...I gotta go"

"Well where are you going?"

"...Kakashi..."

And with that he left leaving Naruto wondering what he did wrong as he made himself ramen. Sasuke fully intended on going to see Kakashi but once he was in the hall he couldn't move even though it wasn't a confrontation he felt like hinata after she sees Naruto...his face was red and his pants got...he couldn't see anyone like this especially not Kakashi...but to get these feelings from Naruto it didn't make sense he was straight he liked women like Sakura...

MEANWHILE

During all of this Kakashi had been reading the new issue of Makeout Paradise...and he still needed a gift for Sakura but the book was so good Sakura would have to wait.