What a nice funny good start. I'm already hooked.

But daaamnn... I think this is the 1st time I'm saying that 'I love hinata', UR hinata
I mean... Just wow! I don't even seen that coming that hinata & sasuke would become CLOSE-FUCKING-FRIEND & even have an Evil-side of herself (& u almost got me there... U almost makes me accidentally SHIPPING sasuhina for fucks sake!) XD & U SAID WHAT?! That uzumaki naruto, the 1 who's being hinata's crush all of those years was HITTING her becuz she's keep stuttering?! I'm must be dreaming

& IDK I should get bothered or laugh with naruto always being positive after everything he has been through; hated by villagers, almost hated by his BFF, turned into fox, kurama threatening him, under attack, tied up on the table by danzo... It surprising me that he doesn't fall into depression; especially after sasuke told him that he hate him

Bittersweet huh? OH HELL NO! U better really make that sequel becuz I still hadn't satisfied yet

One day a little memelord passed three large buttons, each containing a different answer to a different question.

She looked at the first one and second with disinterest. "Like I'd ever do stuff for the better of humanity." she thought.

She then looked at the third one and mentally cheered, "Now this is the one!" She then pressed the button. Nothing happened... "THE CAKE IS A LIEEE!" she thought depressively.

Making wild gestures as she ranted with nonverbal complaints of frustration, she distracted herself from a falling figure in the sky. "WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT!? ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS KNOW HOW TO RULE THE WORLD WITH A IRON FIST!" she whined loudly.

Then all of a sudden a four tailed fox fell out of the sky into her arms. She stared at the fox. The fox stared at her. "...Close enough."

Great story, very well written! Starting out hilarious with that "awesome me" fox, then picking up speed and suspense, throwing in some angst, lime and a cliffhanger!

Loved this story. Hilarious pretty much the entire time and it got a little steamy on the last chapter. Great story!

aww, kurama! rhis was def written before we knew his name but it feels cute

rereading.
i love how naruto is such an idiot. forgot something important indeed. the build-up always makes me smile

HAHAHA.. So hilarious! narcissistic naruto.

Sorry for not writing a review until the end, but I was pretty addicted to the story and loving all the humor that I didn't want to stop and take the time. Besides, it probably would have been the same things over and over again or stuff that others had already said. How boring and unoriginal. Anyways, this was great, awesome, super fun and funny to read! Lots of love for it, you, and whatever gives you inspiration or your funny bone! :D
Thank you bunches for writing and sharing this!
Take care and have fun!

All I remember is reading and then screaming "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" and going into hysterics in a cafee, but then I read there was a sequel and I was happy again :3

3. There better be a web link because sasunaru lemons are awesome!

wow talk about ooc lol
but it was funny and really interesting to read so I'm not complaining

thank you for writing this and i look forwardto the sequel

How dare you end it right there! You can't keep me in suspense like that man, are you not human!? Also have you read the Percy Jackson series?

As much as I love stories of Sasuke returning to the village, by his own volition or by force, after killing the Snake Sannin, I don't like him being ANBU Captain at all. Him being ANBU, that I could tolerate but letting a traitor command an elite squad of ninjas who work directly for the leader of the village is just madness. If it were me, I'd limit him to just a jounin. He betrayed the village, went to Konoha's prime enemy, tried to kill his comrades (a lot of times) and they have that huge of a trust on him? That's laughable. Sorry for the rant but I hold a monumental grudge for canon Sasuke (which exponentially grew when Itachi-koi died, sure he did not kill him but he tried to, that's enough reason to detest him).