Kami No Hoshi

Chapter 1- Let's tease a murderous demon!

Ok, so this is the first fanfic that I've ever written, if not the first that I've ever published, and I'm aiming for around 70k. This is based on the fact that a) Naruto and Kyuubi have a good relationship and b) Jiraiya trains Naruto from the ages of 8-11. Also, be aware that Naruto is very strong, so please, constructive criticism welcome but no flames! I have warned you J

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Naruto (apart from in my dreams) and I'm only going to put this once, so no-one sue me!

Here goes nothing!

EDIT: 20/1/16

Okay, I know that I said I would redo the first chapter ages ago. Well, I said to a few reviewers that I would, and a recent review has made up my mind. I shall finally redo this chapter! The others can wait for a bit…I just have a free evening, and waiting for my cookies to cool! I'm being productive today…Hope any current readers enjoy, and any new readers- you will have no idea what changed, so just sit back and relax!

EDIT: 28/1/16

I suck at productiveness. I basically deleted the entire chapter…thanks a lot, past self. Real helpful. Fiendishly short now…but it is so much better than before.

The sun gleamed from high up in the sky, reflecting yellow light down onto the messy floor of a certain flat. The light crept across the piles of scrolls and clothing, sneaking around the various food packets that had been left out and wobbled cautiously up to a bed where a form lay draped in blankets.

As the sun beams playfully swatted at the nose of the figure, a tan hand crept up to push it away. She didn't need the light. What had mornings ever done for her?

"Leave me alone," she mumbled, wriggling deeper into the covers where she laid with hair fanned out across it like a golden glow…an especially tangled one that was.

Brightness chased her softly, kissing and teasing at the girl's eyelids as she lay unmoving. "Five more minutes…." She muttered drowsily, the hand now coming to block her eyes, but the warmth of the beam finally encouraged her to flicker open tired eyes and sit up slowly, yawning all the while.

"Fine, I'm up…" the blonde muttered and finally blinked open cerulean eyes properly, and revealed the face of Uzumaki Naruto.

Grumbling slightly, the blonde swung heavy legs out of bed and padded softly across the room (instinctively avoiding the many obstacles that littered the floor), peeling open a fresh ramen container from the area in the corner where the kettle lived, and pouring the cold water in absentmindedly.

A quick hand seal brought forth a short burst of flames from her mouth, and she settled down to eat her steaming food in comfort.

"Really, using my teachings for something so small," a muttered voice shook their head disapprovingly at the girl, but Naruto was unfazed.

"Always be prepared," she countered, digging into her meal and waking up a bit.

Kyuubi subsided with a small grumble, and Naruto let out a sleepy grin.

It wasn't that she didn't appreciate and love the giant fox, but some things were worth wasting chakra on. It wasn't like there was a shortage on it, especially after all the training she had been given by both the fox, Jiraiya-sensei and Itachi-nii.

Naruto thought that it had worked as well, since she was now Kage level on ninjutsu, genjutsu and fuuinjutsu, whilst she was high jounin level at taijutsu, and at least Anbu captain level at her archery. She was still getting stronger though, even whilst she had to pretend to be an idiot to graduate to genin! What a high level!

She laughed to herself quietly as she pondered what her 'friends' would do if she ever gave up the mask. Probably take her to an adult, who would claim that she was possessed and execute her. It was almost enough to make Naruto lose her cheery mood...

"Kit?"

"Morning Kyuu-chan!"... but not quite. She, the prank 'king' of Konoha, found it a fun idea to insult and tease the demon trapped inside of her. Let it not be said that she was completely sane.

"Kyuu-chan, are you there?"At this the Kyuubi stifled a second groan, the first being the previous time that Naruto had called her Kyuu-chan. She was the great Kyuubi no Yoko, who could level mountains with one swipe of a tail, and she was reduced to a mere-

"Yeah, I got it Kyuu," She blinked. Oh. She had been projecting her thoughts to Naruto again, and said girl had just insulted her! Her! She was the great Kyuubi no-

"Kyuu-chan," And there she went again.

Inside the mindscape, Kyuubi rolled her eyes, and quickly looked around for something to get her blonde container back with. She saw it and smirked.

"Hey Kit,"

"Hey, Kyuu-chan," Naruto smiled angelically (more than awake by this point) as she knew how riled up it made her tenant. But not this time. Oh no, now she had something to get her container back with.

"I could have sworn that the academy started assigning teams 10 minutes ago, but if you don't want to go..."

"Damnit Kyuu! Why couldn't you have woken me up?" Naruto replied frantically, hopping across the room to put on her socks as her trousers fell down, black material revealing orange underpants and a wide variety of seals. Grumpily the girl pulled it back up again, recklessly dragging the dark material up by the belt loop (Kyuubi sighed; soon it was going to break and then what would Naruto do? She'd have to resort to pulling them up by her waistband…and that would just become baggier and baggier, until one day it fell down in the middle of class and she would trip over her own feet in shock and fall onto someone and accidently ki-)

"Oi. Kyuubi. You may think I'm an idiot, but I can still hear everything you're saying, especially when you blast them at me like that," Naruto rolled her eyes, and Kyuubi sheepishly fell silent. However amusing the train of thought had been, it was not worth an angry Naruto. She knew just how powerful her container was, and considering her position as tenant…well, the only way she was going to beat Naruto without extreme use of trickery would be Naruto's death or loss of will.

"I don't plan on dying anytime soon," the blonde reassured, and done with the morbid thoughts for now, the long haired blonde grabbed her kunai pouch, fastened her poison and battered sword inside her seals, sealed away her backpack filled with emergency things if she needed to run for any reason and quickly performed the daily genjutsu.

With a small flash of chakra, the genjutsu had covered her lithe form, slender face and long hair, transforming it into a short and slightly chubby stature along with spiky hair to match. The girl sighed. She really did love this justsu…but she had to hate the gouzen otokonoko in equal measures.

The villagers would never leave her alone otherwise.

"Wait, why am I thinking of this now? I need to get to that academy!" she realised, and a final glance around her flat revealed nothing sensitive left lying about. It caused Naruto to nod with satisfaction, and she calmly turned around, opening the window… and leaping away as fast as was humanly possible.

After all, it was a big day.