Final chapter yay! Thanks for the reviews; glad to know I can write a bit scary if i try!

In daylight, the Uchiha Horror House didn't look that spooky. It looked a little old; a little run down, perhaps; but there was nothing about it that was particularly remarkable. An exhausted vampire yawned as the sun's rays woke him. He was lying on the love swing on the front porch; a blanket draped over him. He yawned; spitting out his fangs as he spied a familiar figure nearby.

"Morning, Kisame," he greeted sleepily; rubbing his eyes and smudging his eye makeup, "Are you already going to start clearing out the kids?"

" –It takes all day to search the revolving rooms," Kisame chuckled to himself; stretching, "And you know everyone likes hiding in the cornfield. I swear, if I find Hidan and Deidara in there, naked again; I'm throwing them into the maze as they are." Itachi just chuckled to himself; staggering to his feet. He knew that the entire property would be scattered with terrified teenagers who had given in and just crawled into a corner to 'die' quietly and wait until morning.

"If there are abnormal bodily fluids anywhere; that is Kakashi's job this year," Kisame called as he observed the front lawn, "It's always his fault for encouraging them!" Itachi chuckled; gracing him with a simple kiss in greeting then getting up to begin the laborious task of reassuring the stragglers that they were safe and the nightmare was over.

Gaara stirred; finding that his head was nestled quite comfortably against something very warm. It took him about ten seconds to realise that he was completely naked except for a black cloak that was draped around his shoulders to keep him warm and preserve a bit of modesty. It also took him about another twenty seconds to acknowledge that he was sitting in someone's lap.

Not just anyone's lap.

Neji Hyuuga's lap. A very shirtless and almost pant-less Neji Hyuuga's lap.

"…Last night better not have been some ploy to distract me while that mutt chased Hinata," Neji murmured in a sleepy voice; apparently rather enjoying the snuggling redhead. He pulled Gaara back in for a hug and smirked to himself; leaning back against the wall of the maze that he had fallen asleep against.

All over the mansion, teenagers and adults alike were beginning to wake up; finding themselves in now-brightly lit hallways that seemed rather foolish now in the daylight. The terrifying illusion created by the darkness and special effects was shattered by the cheerful sounds of birds singing and the peaceful sunlight drifting in through the windows.

Sasuke smirked triumphantly to himself as his own eyes flickered open to discover that there was a certain blonde head rested rather comfortably against his chest. He ran a hand through Naruto's soft hair and planted a kiss against his forehead before blushing at the ridiculously cute gesture. He could hear people beginning to rise throughout the house.

Naruto stirred; eyes fluttering open and blinking several times in confusion as he gazed at the pale chest that he had claimed as his pillow. Confusion turned to shock turned to realisation.

"Sasuke?" he remarked quietly. "…Did we do…what I think we did?"

"…If you think we had sex…then yes," Sasuke replied as though this was the most normal thing in the world. Naruto paused for a long moment before sitting up abruptly (and wincing at the pain that shot down his lower back). He scuttled across to the edge of the bed; drawing the covers with him as he looked over to where Sasuke was lounging with a sheet draped haphazardly across his lower half. He swallowed as the raven ran a pale hand through his bed hair; gazing over at him expectantly.

Breathe, Naruto told himself. Breathe…and think.

No. He didn't need to think. He knew what had happened last night and knew that no matter how much he wanted to punch Sasuke and accuse him of taking advantage of his vulnerable emotional state, he'd had plenty of time to back out. He'd…had sex…with Sasuke; and he had liked it. He let out a low breath; knowing that Sasuke wanted him to say something; wanted to know that they were okay.

"…Does this mean you like me?" was unfortunately the sentence that escaped Naruto's lips.

If he was Sasuke, he would've laughed too.

"…I kind of thought that that was a given," the raven replied when he'd stopped sniggering; Naruto blushing red again; averting his eyes.

"…I think that…maybe…I could…potentially…" he stammered out, "…Damn it! Don't make me say it, Sasuke!" He saw Sasuke looking at him ever-so-innocently, "Okay; I don't hate you, and I liked having sex with you! What else do you want me to say?" Instead of a response, all he got was a shrug.

That was when Naruto frowned; still a little confused about this attic. Sasuke clambered out of bed and began dragging his pants back on as the blonde's eyes narrowed.

"…Why does everyone say this is the scariest room, when it's blatantly not?" he asked flatly, "…And why was there lube in the drawer?" Sasuke paused; halfway through buttoning his pants.

"Well; sometimes Itachi and Kakashi get bored on Halloween and like to bring their boyfriends up here to have sex with them," he explained simply, "…I helped start the rumour that this room was too terrifying to enter so that no one would bother them."

There was a moment of silence and Sasuke suddenly felt a strange aura of impending doom.

There was a hoarse yell from the attic, followed by a series of loud thuds. Kisame; intrigued, opened the door to the staircase and was very amused when a shirtless, rather battered-looking Sasuke rolled to a halt at his feet.

Naruto appeared in the doorway; a sheet wrapped around him in a makeshift garment.

"You dragged me up to Itachi's sex dungeon intending to sleep with me?" Naruto exploded; white hot rage visible in his eyes, "YOU ASSHOLE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D TAKE ME TO THE SAME PLACE YOUR BROTHER SNEAKS AWAY TO HAVE SEX WITH KISAME –no offence, Kisame –" he added, spying the bigger man lurking nearby in amusement.

"None taken," Naruto commented as Kisame pulled out his cell phone.

"…Itachi…we have a situation on the sixth floor that I think you're going to enjoy."

"It's not a sex dungeon!" Sasuke snapped irritably; his body aching from being bodily shoved down a flight of stairs.

"Oh; it's a room reserved for people to have sex in?" the blonde growled, noticing that a small crowd had begun to gather, "Hey everyone; guess what? Sasuke Uchiha's a completely fucking pervert!"

"Hey; don't turn this on me!" Sasuke snapped, "You didn't seem to care that we weren't in some lover's motel! You were too focused on enjoying having sex with me!"

" –Oh; so now you're boasting about it like I'm just some kind of conquest?" Naruto shot back, "Awesome! Thanks! I love being just another number! Bet you've seduced heaps of girls up there!"

"You moron; does it look like I'm interested in girls?"

A panting Itachi suddenly arrived; skidding to a halt beside Kisame.

"What'd I miss?" he inquired curiously.

" –Sasuke and Naruto had sex," Kisame informed him.

"…Well about bloody time…"

"Now for some reason they're arguing…"

" –Well guys then," Naruto spat huffily; folding his arms across his chest. Sasuke just averted his gaze in embarrassment with a mutter of, "…No…you're the…only…" Naruto's eyes widened in realisation.

"Can you quit yelling now?" Sasuke growled, "You're making a scene!"

"No; I will not quit yelling!" he exploded, "I didn't get to be mad about you terrifying the shit out of me last night!"

" –Oh yeah…you skipped the yelling and went straight to the moaning," Sasuke retorted mockingly, "Seems like you were having too much of a good time to be angry."

"…What are they? Five?" Itachi remarked weakly.

"I certainly hope not," Kisame commented as Naruto struggled for a comeback.

"I TOOK SASUKE UCHIHA'S VIRGINITY!" he shouted triumphantly, and Sasuke's eyes narrowed as everyone nearby let out a gasp. Oh, so they were playing like that, were they?

"Naruto bottoms!" he snapped; answering the question that had immediately sprung to the mind of everyone present. An 'oooooh' went up and eyes turned to Naruto to see how he was going to respond to this.

"Sasuke was jealous that I dated Sakura!" he exploded; and Sasuke's eyebrow twitched.

"Naruto spied on Hidan and Deidara having sex!"

"I was not spying! I just walked in on them! Hidan asked me to join!"

"Oh did he now…." Sasuke growled aggressively; his eyes sweeping the by now rather crowded corridor to see if Hidan was within punching range. He wasn't in sight. Naruto scowled; angry that things had escalated into a shouting match like this. Then he remembered something Sasuke had said last night and smirked to himself.

"Last night Sasuke, you said I loved you back!" He crowed triumphantly, "That means you love me!" He had expected another insult to be flung back at him.

"Well of course I do; you idiot!" he growled darkly; folding his arms and rolling his eyes as Naruto just blinked stupidly in shock at hearing this, "…Can we stop this now and you just agree to go out with me?" There was a long silence, but then Naruto lunged forwards and swung a punch at Sasuke. The raven ducked aside and leaned back to avoid the second shot.

" –Like I'd just agree to anything you say!" Naruto snapped irritably, "First of all; you are buying me breakfast and then ramen for lunch for as many days as I say until I forgive you!"

"…I think I can deal with that," Sasuke smirked.

" –And next time, I get to top," the blonde growled.

"Oh; that is not happening," Sasuke informed him simply and Naruto pouted; apparently sensing that this would not be something that Sasuke was up for negotiation on. The raven chuckled at the promise of a 'next time'.

"…Perhaps some clothes…Naruto…" Itachi suggested, since there was a lull in the argument. Naruto flushed and wrapped the sheet a little tighter around his waist. "Sasuke can probably find you some that will fit you –"

"Hell no; that bastard is not getting close to me again," Naruto snapped irritably, "He'll just molest me." As if to prove him right, Sasuke took a step closer and groped his ass plainly for everyone to see.

"Nice hickeys," he whispered huskily in the blonde's ear; gripping his wrist tight and beginning to lead him off towards the stairs.

" –WAAAHH! ITACHI!" Naruto squealed in displeasure as he was dragged away, "Okay, fine you bastard, I'll come with you this time; but…" His words were cut off by Sasuke's lips pressing hotly against his. A light whimper escaped his throat as he automatically parted his lips to allow Sasuke's tongue to dip in. A tanned hand ran down Sasuke's bare chest and the other fisted raven hair passionately as he was slammed up against the nearest wall and kissed senseless.

Girls squealed at the hot sight, but Naruto didn't even hear that. He was too absorbed in Sasuke; in the way his lips and body felt. Who was he fucking kidding? Every fight he'd ever had with this guy had wound up being fun. Sasuke; his rival, had probably taken up more space in his mind than Sakura had.

"Um…upstairs is still free," Kisame coughed awkwardly and Sasuke pulled back smugly; having in that instant, labelled Naruto as his.

"Fine…maybe I'll go out with you…" Naruto muttered, "But just coz I feel bad that you love me."

"Idiot," Sasuke snorted as they headed off.

" –Well that could've gone worse," Kisame admitted conversationally to Itachi as normality began to resume, "You were furious the first time I took you up there…" There was a resounding crash and a string of curses from the direction of the stairs.

"…Yeah, Naruto's still mad," Itachi chuckled.

When Sasuke and Naruto finally arrived on the porch, they discovered that the majority of their friends were gathered there. Naruto cleared his throat awkwardly as they all looked at him rather smugly.

"Word travels fast in the house, Naruto," Kiba chuckled teasingly; receiving a glare, " –But don't think you're the only one that got laid last night!" Naruto's jaw dropped open as he looked from the brunette to Hinata and back again. Hinata turned a violent shade of red.

"No! I was talking about Gaara!" Kiba exclaimed; desperate to correct the misunderstanding. Naruto looked over and discovered with amusement that Gaara was sitting rather comfortably on Neji's lap. "So…are you guys like dating now?" Kiba asked; to no one in particular.

"Yes," Sasuke and Neji both replied at the same time that Naruto and Gaara flatly declared, "No." Sasuke and Neji exchanged knowing, triumphant looks. Neji tipped Gaara off his lap and stalked over to Sasuke.

" –What are you doing?" Naruto inquired curiously; his eyes narrowing as Neji's hand slid up Sasuke's arm a little too familiarly. What was going on?

"Well, we said we were dating…didn't we?" Sasuke reminded him smugly; grabbing Neji's hips and bringing him close as he ran a hand through Neji's long hair; tipping his chin. Murderous intent poured from Gaara. Naruto stared; not knowing what was happening! What was Sasuke doing; with Neji?

Neji and Sasuke's mouths hovered mere millimetres away from each other as their lower halves slowly pressed together. Something rather like jealousy suddenly flared up in Naruto's blood.

"LIKE HELL! SASUKE'S MINE!" he exploded; lunging forwards and wrenching Sasuke away from Neji at the same moment as Gaara yanking Neji backwards by his hair. Everyone present burst out laughing.

"Idiot," Sasuke smirked smugly; looking over at Neji. The pair of them exchanged smug looks before the raven added, "Neji's not my type."

"Too much seme," Neji smirked. Naruto flushed dramatically and gritted his teeth.

"You're buying me breakfast, remember? You promised; right? And isn't that was boyfriends are supposed to –" he complained before realising the massive slip that he had just fallen to. He hung his head as everyone laughed at him. "…Halloween sucks…" That was when he remembered that he had candy to look forward to and brightened.

"Everyone can come grab their candy from my place later," Shikamaru yawned, apparently having read the blonde's mind.

"Keep mine," Sasuke shrugged nonchalantly before looking slyly over his shoulder.

"Oi, no! I'll have the bastard's!" Naruto complained crossly; blushing up to his ears as Sasuke kissed him on the cheek. This time, he didn't protest. He'd allow Sasuke this one little thing...since he'd be getting his Halloween candy. But he was sure going to make the bastard work for this.

Shikamaru and Neji, and pretty much everyone there apart from Naruto understood what Sasuke was really saying as the pair of them wandered down the porch steps into the November first sun.

I've already got my treat.

Well there we have it. I hope you enjoyed the story: i didn't overly know how to wrap it up; but I like this. Apologies for this one not actually being finished during the Halloween season!

Much love

(While you're at it; why not check out my new story: "Against my will"; it's my first time doing an actual story request, so I'd love to know what you think).

xx K