Yo~
Sad news... THIS IS NARUTO: CHAT STYLE'S FINAL CHAPTER!
Thank you to all my awesome readers/reviewers.
Special thx to:
Tenshi Yami- Angel of Darkness, Kenny-chan Can't Spell, Apollymi28, asukaxjinforever, rencoke and OP99! XD You guys are awesome! (And also, Narutopokefan because they told me tat my story said complete when it was ongoing! O.o)
Disclaimer: I do not own NAruto, One Thing, or Dark Side. :D
On With The Story:
Sasuke woke up, smelling fresh toast, eggs and... coffee? 'Wait a minute! Naruto doesn't know how to cook!' Sasuke thought to himself. He opened his eyes and saw Naruto in the kitchen, but Deidara, Itachi, and Hinata were also there. Sasuke tried to remember what happened yesterday, and slowly, but surely, he remembered everything.
"Are you awake now Sasuke?" Neji asked, from the couch, right beside him. But of course, Neji wasn't a slacker, and he wasn't just sitting there doing nothing, he was with Gaara, and they were having a kissing fest. "I'm gonna go... help Naruto." Sasuke said with a yawn, and so, he left for the kitchen.
Once he got there, he almost had a nosebleed! Naruto was wearing a lace !PINK! apron, and although he had clothes underneath, Naruto still looked very smexy. Sasuke was about to reach his hand out to grope his kawaii lover, when Shino stopped him. "There is a time and place for everything, Sasuke." Shino said seriously. Sasuke just sweat dropped.(O.O')
"Sasuke! You're awake!" Naruto said with a kawaii face. "Hn... dobe," Sasuke said, covering his face, to find the nosebleed leaking through. "S'uke? Anyways, call everyone else, and tell them breakfast is ready!" Naruto asked politely. "ok..." Sasuke said, then he turned around walking towards the living room. "Sai! Gaara! Neji! Kiba! Shikamaru! Get up! Naruto, Deidara, Itachi and Hinata made breakfast." Sasuke yelled, waking everyone except for Shikamaru. Then Sasuke waltzed up to Shikamaru, and whispered something into his ear, then the lazy boy stood up automatically and ran to the dining room.
"What did you say to him?" Gaara asked with great curiosity. "Oh, nothing much. I just told him that I would call Temari to wake him up." Sasuke smirked sadistically. "You're evil." Gaara smirked back. God knows what the 2 of them would do if they were trapped in a room together.
Once everyone was at the table, Naruto turned on the radio. Suddenly, !Direction started to play:
I've tried playing it cool
But when I'm looking at you
I can never be brave
Cause you make my heart race
Shot me out of the sky
You're my Kryptonite
You keep making me weak
Yeah, frozen and can't breathe
Then Sasuke got up and changed the station angrily.
Everybody's got a dark side
Do you love me?
Can you love mine?
Nobody's a picture perfect
But we're worth it
You know that we're worth it
Will you love me?
Even with my dark side?
Like a diamond
From black dust
It's hard to know
It can become
A few give up
So don't give up on me
Please remind me who I really am
Everyone chatted and ate, and soon, it was time for everyone to go home. "Bye Naru!" Kiba yelled as he pulled Shino with him,since they were the last 2 people to leave; when they left, Naruto walked back into the house and sat on Sasuke's lap. "Sigh, this is the first time we're alone in quite awhile!" Naruto sighed while embracing the seme Uchiha.
"Well dobe, a lot of things have been going on. E.g. the- nevermind." Sasuke stopped his words right away. He couldn't remind his dobe of the horrible thing that happened to him yesterday. "Sasuke... Thank you for coming to save me, or else, I don't know what would have happened! I might have gotten raped, or worse!" Naruto yelled in anguish.
"Dobe... Did you just say rape?" Sasuke asked, anger visible in his voice. "Uh- no!" Naruto yelled. 'Shit! I thought Itachi told him what happened. Shit, shit, shit!' Naruto thought in agony.
"Don't lie to me dobe!" Sasuke yelled. "Stop calling me dobe! Teme!" Naruto yelled back, trying to change the topic. "Naruto, please tell me what happened." Sasuke asked calmly and nicely. "... When Hinata left... Those guys, they were angry but one of them, said that I.. could be her substitute... BUT! Itachi came and saved me just in time!" Naruto said with fake happiness.
"Please don't try to fake happiness with me. It makes me feel like you hate me..." Sasuke said with puppy dog eyes. "No, S'uke! It's nothing like that! I just don't want you to hate me. What person feels happy, telling their lover that they almost got raped!" Naruto yelled, tears threatening to fall.
"I'm sorry, Naruto. How about you go take a shower and then we can go for a walk" Sasuke smiled and stood up. "I have to go and talk to Itachi and Deidara about something." Then he left, making Naruto feel very warm and happy that his lover loved him so much.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Sasuke/Itachi/Deidara_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
"ITACHI!" Sasuke yelled as he reached Itachi's room, which was on the 3rd floor of their mansion. "What's up Otouto?" Itachi asked, while he opened the door. "Tell me who almost raped Naruto. I want to give them a little present." Sasuke ordered.
"Otouto, I knew this is what would happen if you found out, but since I have amazing brains and all that, I've already taken care of them. let's just say that those guys won't be seeing daylight for quite some time." Itachi said sadistically. "Thx aniki, IOU." Sasuke said, then he walked away.
"S'uke? Are you ready to go on our walk?" NAruto asked as he wiped his hair with his towel. "Hn... Dobe, has anyone ever told you that you are cute?" SAsuke asked as he pulled Naruto into his arms. "Only you." Naruto whispered. "Sasuke... I love you."
"I love you too, my dobe."
Hey guys,
Now that this story is done, I have a joke for you! ... to lighten the mood...
Spell: "dammit I'm mad" backwards. (The answer is: dammit I'm mad!)
Yeah... I'm sooooooo sad to say this, but... Good bye. :'(
At least, until I write my next story. :) (I'm thinking of a threesome... SasuSaiNaru? Maybe...)
:)